THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, I was thinking you should send out an official request to your army to begin sending in the dirt so we can see what this years freshman have to offer. Let College Season Begin???

Attention all college students, are you in a gay frat? Do you have a roommate who doesn’t shower? Do you know a new freshman who does the walk of shame as many times as they play “tonight is a good night”? The world needs to know and TheDirty.com is open for business. Studying is overrated… be my friend, it is cooler.- nik

Lets get a jump on College Season and Submit Your Dirt Here

If you don’t see your school just email me to add it.  Freshman 15 for life!

THE DIRTY ARMY: Seattle Fashion Week. THIS is what we are working with in Seattle. 2 words….. Fashion Backwards.

Did the right on the right kill a Peacock?- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, skank alert…this is Rachel, Sophomore DG who is disgusting. She is SO cheap and fake. Everyone talks sh*t about her- even girls in her sorority! Patrols the frats at night and will hit on anything that walks. She will do anything for attention, even if that means being a pathetic whore. If you ever need to find her…all you have to do is check the porches of Atos, Pikes or Dchis. (Often times all three) Total date dash whore…pretty much begs guys to take her and the only reason why they do is because she puts out. Basically, she will fck you for a free tshirt. Always is trying to get other people to pay for her. She pretty much dyes her hair every other week and had the most hideous bangs for awhile…guys at ATOs refer to her as “the sl*tty bangs girl”. Before juicy campus got shut down this girl was a regular on it…you think she would take the hint by now? Oh and now that the freshman 15 (or in her case, 30) has caught up with her…she looks like miss piggy.

That guy has a Master Greg. No doubt about it.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Hey Eastsiders. This is Katie, You might also know her as the Eastside/Highlands sl*t..she went to Mt si Highschool and was well known at giving many guys Bl*w jobs!! would you??? she now not only flaunts her nasty fake boobies, but works at a cowgirl espresso stand..go figure right?

Looks like she saved up her minimum wage pay checks to pay for that hack job.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this is Jake, a small town boy from camas, washington, that hides his make-up from his father and pretends to be straight when really he’s really just a power-bottom common queer. He’s like a puppy, he will keep following you until you kick him…

I think there is a For the Gays gene. I bet his dad is part poof.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: nik, just another myspace creeper for ya to destroy. hes been hitting me up for the past three weeks tellin me once i go black ill never go back? WTF?

How much ya wanna bet that Soulja Boy over here still has the gold “New Era” sticker on his hat? For the gays.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: These b*tches walk around like they are the sh*t. Said to be some of the hottest girls at UW, wondering what you think… check out the lazy eye.

Their faces are oddly shaped, and the only thing under those bangs are 7heads.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: nik, is he real or fake SGM?

FAKE SGM: Real SGM don’t dress up like Panic At The Disco.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: nik, this is ryan and i just cant find enough things wrong with this loser!! just look at him!! toolbag dirty material fashow!!! ugh what a homo!!

I think his stache’ is kinda cool?- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this is Tara. She is the biggest les schwab h*e bag ever! She loves the greasy rubber smell of their d*cks. There are 2 times she has said she is “pregnant” (to scam the poor guys into staying with her) and showed ultra sound photos from 1999. Really?! She moved to Cali and is moving back in May to work at the South Seattle Les Schwab. Please schwabby’s, and the greater Puget Sound area… BE AWARE!

I could see how those guys could be fooled, she does look pregnant. Just FYI I don’t think laying on train tracks is safe for the baby.- nik