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Look Who Got Arrested

August 19, 2014 Grand Rapids, The Dirty 52

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, Monica Kimball got arrested in Grand Rapids, Michigan for felony assault with a deadly weapon. Not sure of the full story. She has been trying to sleep with my friends boyfriend, while she supposedly has her own boyfriend. She continues to hook up with underaged boys in the meantime because no men would be stupid enough to touch that. Makes me wonder where her poor kids are all of the time since I know for a fact she’s sleeping with everyone in town. She has also become a self proclaimed “puck-slut” not sure why bragging about all of the griffins players you slept with would be attractive but she seems to think so. What a sad life so proud of being used. Someone needs to help her.

1988… she is getting up there.- nik

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Girls Watch Your Boyfriend’s Around Bailey Allen

March 12, 2014 Grand Rapids, The Dirty 29


THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this girl is Bailey Allen is known as the “it” girl of Grand Rapids/Lowell MI. She will sleep with anyone that pays her any attention.  She can’t seem to keep her legs closed! Watch out for this girl because she will try sleep with your boyfriend since she is hotter than most girls here.  I just want to warn other girls when their boyfriends are hanging around her, because it is always trouble.

Good thing her nose sucks because those eyes would suck any guy in.- nik

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Amanda The Slore With No Shame

September 20, 2012 Detroit, Grand Rapids 2

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, I just recently discovered your site and have been following it religiously ever since. I’ve been considering submitting this b*tch for a while now but I finally made the decision to go through with it… Mostly because I found out her 50 year old (he might be older or younger) boyfriend has been telling everyone that he put a ‘hit’ out on me and a ‘price’ on my head all over a stupid argument I had with his son. So PLEASE expose these lowlifes, it’s quite the entertaining story!! Anyway, behold Amanda Bowne. Ya know, she had potential to be pretty but in reality she is a scheming, lazy, disease infested, incest-having SKANK!! And YES, I said incest. I’ll start from the beginning (but withholding the names of the innocent)… Amanda is the girlfriend of my friend’s obnoxious, alcoholic father (Bill Empey) who apparently is also a pedo (amazing his daughter turned out normal). He has two other kids who come into the story later, Billy AKA Boo and Ron. Now here’s some background on the queen slut herself; Amanda. She’s a 20-something wanna-be hairdresser from Grand Rapids, MI who loves to go to the bar and pawn her son off on Bill’s daughter or whoever will tolerate him because she doesn’t discipline him much less even pay attention to the little hellion, poor kid. The only reason she goes to hair school is because her pathetic, broke excuse for a ‘sugar daddy’ told her to get a f*cking job finally since she lives in his shitty house with her son for free and never lifts a finger to do housework or anything of the sort. She even made some disgusting remark about my boyfriend, who even though he was given the chance like everyone else, wouldn’t touch that cum bucket with a 50 foot pole wrapped with barbed wire. She said and I quote, “Looking at him makes me wet!” YUCKKK!! Then she tries to give ME relationship advice, yeah right honey, you should worry about your own screwed up life!!! That’s beside the point, Bill and Amanda openly smoke weed and drink in front of their kids completely shamelessly, but that’s not the only thing Amanda shares with Bill’s kids: now brace yourself here’s where things get real f*cked up and twisted… Amanda has slept with BOTH of his sons at different times and either given them the family disease (drd) or gotten it from them. Boo is only 19!!!! And at the time, he was about to become a father. Bill knows this and still f*cks her and lives with this tramp, how DEMENTED and SICK can you be???? Oh yeah, he’s not phased because he’s no better… Everyone claims he is a pedophile. This family gets even worse. Bill’s kid’s real mom was dating this DOUCHE called Pockey. It has been confirmed that Pockey slept with her SON’S (Boo’s) babymomma, (Deidra) she even admitted it!! WTF! These people like to keep it all in the family, literally. And I know this all because I was REALLY close to this family for many years. I posted this partly out of spite and partly because I want people to know the truth about both Amanda AND Bill. So to all the Dirty Army, if you see this couple at some sleazy a** bar in Grand Rapids you know to spray some aerosol and get the hell out of there!! BEWARE of ANYONE bearing the infamous Empey name, they are ALL liars, cheaters, sluts, shit-talking, back-stabbing assholes. The trade-marked Empey personality is obnoxious, outspoken, argumentative and two-faced. Sorry about the novel I wrote you but this shit is just too good to be true. AMANDA AND BILL, YOU HAVE OFFICIALLY BEEN EXPOSED. I included photos of everyone involved except Pockey since I don’t know his real name and labeled them for your convenience. But I HAVE to ask, Nik, would you (if she wasn’t disease infested)? I even included a picture that is relatively attractive to be fair. PS: Ya gotta love those random freckles, the over-plucked eyebrows and weird-shaped hair. [click here for the evidence]

You can’t trust people with excessive amount of freckles.  Those are ginger genes- nik

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Elephant Nosed Max

July 25, 2012 Grand Rapids 1

Elephant nosed max

Elephant nosed max

Elephant nosed max

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, Max Martin is the biggest facebook wh*re of all time. Complaining that he’s single 24/7 after the girl he had something with left him after she saw about how much he posted about her, you can’t go a day without your newsfeed bombarded with ‘all I want is a girl who doesnt party’ but yet all he does is hang out at local clubs because no one else wants to chill with him. newsflash if you dont want a party girl dont go to the club looking for girls. If there was an award for the ugliest person in Jacksonville, max martin would win the title.

Self posting on the dirty is a good sign that you’ll stay single.- nik

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Biggest Dirt Bag

June 21, 2012 Dirty Army Strong, Grand Rapids, Raleigh-Durham 5

Biggest Dirt Bag

Biggest Dirt Bag

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this loser is Jonathan Kelley, 20 years old, inactive Marine with medical discharge. Red Flag already. He used to Live in Youngsville, NC, now living in Grand Rapids, Michigan trying to leave his tracks hidden. He will charm you in every way said in the book, but instead, this fcked up guy will cheat on you with multiple other woman, lie like a pro, and still say he loves you, just to get in your pants. Don’t let his blue eyes fool you, he’s the devil! Ohs, and you wouldn’t know it, but he is Lebanese.

Ask to see his dog tags, doubt he has any.- nik

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Sloot Has An Affair With Her Cousin

May 15, 2012 Grand Rapids 5

Slut has affair with her own blood cousin who is married!

Slut has affair with her own blood cousin who is married!

Slut has affair with her own blood cousin who is married!

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, Johnny Bergeon and Tricia Ann had an affair that lasted over a year. She claims to have sex with him for over 70 times. While he was married. He has been married for over 7 years. The affair supposedly ended 2 months ago. She said every time they had sex it took place in his and his wife’s bed. He is a dirty piece of crap that had sex with his own cousin, related by blood. I feel so bad for his wife; Jennifer- a friend of mine. She needs to leave him and I know of two other wh*res he has slept with besides the girl Tricia Ann. And that h*e is dirty with nastiness. Also he is 29 and she is 18. Nasty home wrecking sloot!

She’s bragging about sleeping with her cousin 70 times…and they don’t live in a trailer! shocking.- nik

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Little Grand Rapids Sloot

May 7, 2012 Grand Rapids 4

little grand rapids and home town of where ev=r she is from

THE DIRTY ARMY: nIK this dogd name is remedy n she carries the dose n sleeps with anyone who she see`s with a hairspray bottle n her lil sister went over to my bro`s place drunk one time , she asked to use the bathroom , so they allowed her to, once she closed the door to the bathroom my bro`s wife had to pick her up and wake her , but when se tried waking this little tramo she said she could barely stand the smell of rotten fich and rotten meat , mustve been a g bang whore like her older fat sis reemedy and this other smelly slore is marlene flett who calls herself marlene daniels the other guy in the pic is irvin n he thinks hes some gangster but ratted on someone why he went running to the rez , a woman beater anyone who hates woman beaters this guy hangs at potage place when in the city , so nik what do think ?

If I understood what you wrote I’d give you my input, but I didn’t.- nik

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AJW Keeps It Classy

February 27, 2012 Detroit, Grand Rapids, MSU 14

AJW keeps it classy

THE DIRTY ARMY: I have no words. Nik these pics say enough. milf? i think NOT. also seen in other dirty posts, amaren is climbing the charts she thinks shes soooo smart and pretty. guys be careful when looking at photos of just her face bc when you see her in person and hear her terrible voice you are going to want to RUN. nik. you be the judge. hot milf?

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