Saturday 25th May 2013,
Nik Richie + Dirty Army intel, opinions, gossip, satire, and celebrities

Trash, No Class

April 26, 2013 Grande Prairie 35 6,365 Views

THE DIRTY ARMY: Well well well. Where do you begin with a piece of work like Amanda Janzen from grande prairie alberta?! She’s a huge sloooot who cheats on her bf, even with your bf! She has one kid already which she has no custody of and don’t pay her baby daddy child support, maybe thats because she lost her kid because of her cr*ck addiction…But wait! She’s a gold digger, the poor man she’s with is being suckered into having a baby with her, maybe she will keep this one, at least he makes enough to support her for life, yup. That’s why she’s trying so hard to get preggo. Now as far as friends go…. Well she don have many, is that because she makes up fake people to destroy their relationships? Or maybe because she lies to their significant other to ruin them and make her own life seem better. Yup. She’s one work of art. The kind they sell at value village.

Whats that at the top of her flap gap?- nik



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Reserve Sqwa

March 20, 2013 Calgary, Grande Prairie 77 9,958 Views

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik… Look this fckin rezzed out sqwa is a usless piece of shit. She has 3 kids… Guess how many she has? Hmmmmm none!!! And its not even like she tries to get them back. The reason why they got taken was because she left them for 3 days! Alone to go do blow and have sex with men. Fck she cheats she lies… It’s ridiculous… Like I’ve seen her around she’s a crckhead she’s 26 and her teeth are gone! She does coke and crck and mth all the time… She dated one of my buddies and while he was out working she was sleeping.with men in his bed! She’s never worked… She depends.on others for booze smokes and drugs. Half the time I don’t know how she’s even fckin high or drunk she’s so god damn ugly. She think she’s tough shit.but actually she’s a Pssy. Unfortunately shes one of the main reasons why people disrespect natives… She’s the stereotypical one… I fuckin hate this bitch. Oh yah and totally forgot she tried.to.sleep with her best friends.Bf. I know cuz he told me… Sincerely we need a dog trap for this bitch

There needs to be a limit on kids if you don’t raise them.  Our systems are too generous.- nik



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Scum Of GP

February 18, 2013 Edmonton, Grande Prairie 34 8,408 Views

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik- this is Cody Cox. The biggest Sleaze bag in all of Grande Prairie. He tricks girls into sleeping with them, either some sort of trick or usually drugging them, then when they wake up the next morning makes them feel like they wanted to and it was their fault. He has spread his DRD all through the town. every single girl should STAY AWAY from this mongo. He’s a huge douche bag who you can usually find straying on girls at any club, offering them some of his nose candy. ew. Reality Check cody. youre a sleaze bag and you’re gonna get whats coming to you one day.

Nice lego castle.- nik



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Stinky Has A Face

January 3, 2013 Edmonton, Grande Prairie 64 7,832 Views

THE DIRTY ARMY: This my friends MIRANDA LAROUCHE/DONALD. She says she works to build families together…who knew she was spread her sick legs to any and everyone. Works with kids….instant birth control..would’t want to have any kids i know around her…she would end up sleeping with them. This newly single ready to mingle sloot has from what we heard a stank pssy. Hold your breath boys we’re going! Who knew guys could have bigger breasts then their girlfriends. Her boyfirend has two children and he doesn’t look after them because he’s to busy buying candy for his nose. I heard she gets him to blow the candy up her ass with a straw because she has a deveated septum….GROSS!Wow…Who knew all the stories of stinky pssy were really about this Aboriginal Head Start worker. Hit up Grande Prairie Friendship center for a free ride but, bring your straw and nose candy…..that will be the only way you can get it up and be able to stand the smell of her stinky pssy. Really feel sad for this girl….I heard she gave her new bf w**ts. Gives ribbed for her pleasure a whole new meaning. So head on down to Grande prairie Friendship Center….hurry up boys she only works 9-5!

She looks like a pack of Ramen noodles.  Those things never smell good.- nik



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Weirdo To The Max

November 13, 2012 Grande Prairie, Surrey 19 8,398 Views

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this is Sereena wolfe , now this girl is one SPUN out weirdo, she has this crazy obsession with horses and will do anything for a big thick d*ck. Sereena’s activities include ; getting pregnant , sleeping with other girls’ boyfriends, being a slut, drinking retarded amounts of alcohol and of course riding …. riding anything from a big ol d*ck to a big ol horse (d*ck) … I have no sympathy for this white trash bag… GO HOME AND RAISE YOUR KIDS.

Lets get a picture of that guy on the ground, add to the embarrassment of her sitting on his face.- nik



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Chasing Money

October 15, 2012 Coquitlam, Grande Prairie, Would You? 32 7,762 Views


THE DIRTY ARMY: Ok nik where should I start. This girl Chantal is the biggest whore in town. She moved here from GP after becoming a “stripper”. But really she was a prositude. She had to leave GP because she wasnt liked by many people. So she moves here get pregnant with some random guy, keeps the baby. Doesnt allow the father who wants to be apart of its life not to be in its life. Then she finds a new guy. Only 2 weeks into the relationship she decieds to move in with him. She has 2 kids and barely knows this fucker and she moves in with him risking hers kids lives. Like fck really who the fck does that. Oh ya thats right she likes the attention she gets from ugly ass guys. She knows she cants find anything. Thoes kids need someone better then her Maybe their real DADS. To top that off she is a fcking ugly whore.

There’s a lot of slack in that shirt…- nik



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