I honestly believe that Gretchen Rossi and Slade Smelly’s relationship has no substance whatsoever.  It is like they try to make people throw up.

THE DIRTY ARMY:  Nik, whats up with her dome it is like twice the size of her body sh*t looks superimposed b*tch needs to close her mouth so her jaw ends at some point ya dig?

I have been saying since day one that Gretchen Rossi had a Mr. Ed face with a never ending jaw line.  The show is stupid now anyways… nobody lives in Coto anymore?  What is the point of watching middle class cry about how terrible the economy/market is?- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: So I am on my way out from the mall and guess who comes walking up. Slade and Gretchen. I was stoked, and nervous at the same time. I throw my shoes in my car and start to head back into Bloomingdales RIGHT behind them. Slade even held the door open for me, I nodded and smiled since I had my MP3 player on and couldnt hear anything.

I didnt want to ask them for a picture, to me it would make them feel special and I cant have that. So I envoke my Ninja skills and start the following process. I finally get them upstairs stopped at a register and get ready to take my shot. I snap the picture and it appears Gretchen noticed me. Guess my Ninja skills failed.

Anyhow so I was in a hurry and put my phone away and my sunglasses fell on the floor and as I pick them up they go walking right by, never said a word to me. I pretend I am shopping and they head down the escalator, a few seconds later I head down and head to my car, The End.

I am glad Slade and Gretchen touched your life… now if she only had an ass like that mannequin?- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, it appears Gretchen Rossi has embarrassed herself again…just look at her bikini..it appears to be transparent.

Who is the dude on the far left?  GR hats are not a cool look, but thanks for trying… nice blow hole.- nik

Yesterday someone was able to hack GretchenRossi.com and forward the domain to a post on TheDirty.com of Gretchen Rossi taking a dump. I just wanted to go on record and state that I had nothing to do with it. Currently her site is down.

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Another Exclusive Image: Gretchen Rossi And Her “Friend”

The Real Gretchen Rossi Before The Gold Digging

Random Email I Received: I know this site is supposed to be funny but in the last few days you have really gone overboard. Your site is supposed to be funny but what you are doing to Gretchan is just plain mean. Do you know she won a role model award in Orange County last year? What did you ever win besides World’s Biggest D*ckhead. I am 21 yearsa old with an 8 year old daughter(I know I was 13 when I had her, so what I love her) and I PRAY she grows up to be as good a person and role model as Gretchan. Leave her alone!

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The Real Housewives of Orange County premieres tonight on Bravo. Make sure you tune in because Gretchen Rossi is going to explain her vibrating actions. I wish Slade Slimey would explain why he owes $80K in child support to his ill side scratch.

**Tamra is DIRTY ARMY Strong.  I decided.  I moved this to the top because I know everyone is typing in “Gretchen Rossi Vibrator Cord” in Google.

Also See: The Gretchen Chronicles

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, WTF is going on with the House Wives are they losing ratings or are they just big freaks? Could it be the husbands put them up to this? What do you think nik.

You know Gretchen… she is into some weird Jungle sh*t.  The purple vibrators just don’t do it for her anymore.- nik

TMZ.COM: “Real Housewife of Orange County“ Gretchen Rossi says her late fiance didn’t leave her “millions and millions of dollars” — and she’s right, he only left her 2.5.

We got a look at Jeff Beitzel’s trust — amended a month before his death — and even though Rossi tried to make it look like he didn’t leave her much in a “Real Housewives” reunion special, she actually pulled in a pretty penny.

Gretchen was awarded $2,500,000 — some of which she collected from Beitzel’s life insurance policy. Rossi’s not the only one who sounds disappointed about the dough — we hear some of Beitzel’s five ex-wives aren’t too happy with her haul either.

Told you… Ladies can milk any old Trout.  Poor guy thought he was in love… I give her two years before she is broke only because Slade owes so much money to people.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, You need to scrounge up a print edition of today’s (8/23) LA Times Frontpage. There is a half-page ad (page A 24) for the “Women’s Empowerment Conference & Expo”, hosted by Gretchen Christina Rossi. Half the add is a picture of her. I don’t understand how anyone thought this was a good idea. I guess they figure chicks who read the LA Times Front-page must not watch a lot of “OC Housewives”, and don’t know the truth.

They obviously didn’t see the picture above or there must be a Bullet exhibit at this Expo.- nik

Also See: The Gretchen Chronicles

The word on the street is that Gretchen and Slade are expecting. Is it really Slade’s kid… who knows?
All I have to say is that the child will be born Douche and that these guys are so desperate for attention, I think they are having the baby for media.