THE DIRTY ARMY: Hey Nik, I have a story for you!! This girl, I mean if you can even call her that, is Allyson Macphee. Let me start off by saying she is a huuuge SLUT. If you’re going to date her, she’s going to sleep around, weather it be with guys or girls, she doesn’t give a shit… She is as bi polar as they come! Being around her is like always having to walk on egg shells, you never know when she is going to snap, for little or no reason at that!! You think you’re her friend or want to be? All she is going to do is run you dry until you have nothing left. She will use you for everything you have and then kick you to the curb, and its worse if you’re in a relationship with her, omf. She is so screwed up in the head I don’t even think she should have her daughter full time, or alone, or should even be aloud to see her. I can’t even tell you how messed up she actually is, you’d have to be around her, and Ill tell ya, you do NOT want to do that. She sits in the same room as her daughter and pops PAIN KILLERS like WTF?!?!. Aside from all that, the girl looks like a horse, am I right?? She is probably the ugliest human being I have ever seen. AND you really don’t want to get to close, talk about stank!! The girl smells like she might shower once a month. She looks like a horse and has the personality and smell to match!!.. She is a straight up bitch who thinks she better than everyone!! When she dates you, its like a wrestling match every god damn day!! And where is the father of her child you may ask?? Well she makes him pay child support, then denies him the right to visit the poor little girl. She is that low that she wont even let her daughter see her father, again for no reason. She uses everyone she comes in contact with, then when they need or want something, its a huuuge shit show. Like, shit is going to hit the fan and go everywhere!! This skank bitch will get hit by karma so hard she’ll be in a comma when it strikes her.. She smells like rotten vag that gets dipped in fish guts everyday. She needs to see a doctor, for many things, including drd’s that’s how dirty and nasty she is, she DOES have at least one that I know of and wont do anything about it!!! Im warning you, STAY AWAY!!! When it comes to bad choices, she is the definition. She wears way to much eyes liner which makes her look even worse than what she actually looks like. (Make up is suppose to have the opposite effect, am I right??)

Isn’t 3 crowded enough.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik this mentally unstable government leech is Brett Johnson. cant hold a job doesnt want a job good for nothing dead beat. all this guy complains about is being the best dad on earth and never having enough cash yet he can ALWAYS afford tailor maid smokes and weed and his kids are embarrassed to be around him cause he is a creep and never has decent food in his fridge when they are there unless his bleeding heart mother bought it for him. his daughter fights about having to see him everything month and thats saying something. he cried at christmas about not having enough $ for decent gifts but had enough money to go and get a bunch of new tattoos and always has smokes weed ect… his biggest priority is obsessing and boarderline stalking any girl who shows him a little bit of attention age doesnt matter 14 to 50 its all the same for him. LADIES do not BELIEVE HIS GOOD GUY ROUTINE its all acting to get you to like him and distract you from the fact thats hes broke as a joke. you show a little bit of interest he will be threatening to kill himself or telling you about how depressed he is if you try to leave his life. this guy is a manic depressive creep with no friends or life who will do anything to make a friend or get laid. his exs are embarrassed to know him his kids are embarrassed to call him dad and the only friend hes got is his mother. PLEASE WATCH OUT

Whats that smudge on his chest supposed to be?- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this guys name is Matt Wiseman and he is as close to a modern day caveman as you ever want to see. He treats all women like dirt and thinks they are just there to wait on him hand and foot, cook and pop out babies. I overheard him say several times that you train a women just like a dog. This is the kind of guy who would make his woman leave a dance or wait outside while he goes in and has fun with his buds.This guy is obsessed with hunting and would rather shoot a nice buck then spend time with his girlfriend.He also doesn’t wash or shave nearly enough and cheats on his woman behind her back without her knowing.He loves to get together with his dirty little buddies and they pick on and make fun of people behind their backs and start nasty untrue rumors about people who have done nothing to them. He plays beer league baseball and thinks he is this big pro caliber athlete. The worst thing is he has a really nice, sweet friendly girlfriend called Tanya who he doesn’t deserve.I have really come to consider this girl a friend the past couple of years and it would be terrible for her to end up with him because I know what will happen.She will end up with a bunch of kids fat and alone when he gets sick of her.She needs to just find a nice guy out home and forget about this loser before its too late.

He should train himself on getting out of overdraft.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik.. Where to start? Well her name is Shari Lynn Graves or is it Pinch? some might say Goler but whats it matter, she’s from west brooklyn which is pretty much wolfville and she is a f*cking mess. One of her many claims to fame is that she has a pattern of sleeping with her cousins.. and NO i dont mean 3rd or 4th either, her 1st cousins. Another thing about Ms. Shari is that she has been ripping off the welfare since her first child was born and right up untill the fourth and final was born, then they cut her off.. catching on to her scam. So then she got the first an ONLY job of her life but within months faked an injury and has been on the scam again just its with the compensation board now, she goes from doctor to doctor using the same bullshit excuses and even if one does gets smart and clues in she just goes shopping for another which doesnt bother her because it means just an increase in milligrams because by then shes got an even better story or excuse lined up! But c’mon everybody dont think shes just an addict, she has been selling any and every kind, brand or strength of prescription pain killers for probably ten years now. Shari now lives a little outside of wolfville but still in the same county, she is with Jodie Miles also from the valley and guess what he is known for??? ok, ill tell you.. when he was in his late teens he was caught on the family farm by his parents in the act of either trying to or actually f*cking one of their goats.. but he swares it was of age.. :s Also he’s not allowed around his children because of an incident he was involved in regarding mollestation of one or all of them. But i cant go into details because he was never convicted nor do i know all the details of what happened and i dont want to. Like man this guy is one Sick puppy even trying to sleep with Shari’s teenaged daughters too.. Now i hope shari loves her new diggs on the dirty because this site is the only home she’d fit in or feel at home in, I just cant believe she hasn’t been on here 20 times over and years ago. Thank god for Nik Ritchie and this site, people can finally warn others!! Nik Please put this one on blast, all of the valley thanks you!!

You should never try and make a buck off family members.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik as a favor to my buddy I let his sister’s boyfriend Calvin Wagness live at my house for a few months, turns out hes the biggest punk little bitch this planet has to offer. He will talk shit about beating somebody up but when they get in his face he lies to them about being mentally handicap but will play it off by saying “yeah I told him I wasn’t all there in the head and I’d fck him up” which isn’t true. I had my girlfriend and her friends over and he legit wanted me to let him rape one of her friends. Every time pills got brought into the house either to use to distribute the first thing out of this bitch’s mouth is “if I slip them into a girl’s drink will it make her pass out?”. A friend he has works and she asked him to get her some customers but he has a crush on her and gets all jealous and won’t let anybody make money off her, but will brag all day that he is a pimp while making $0.00. Cops showed up with one of the new owners of the building to make sure my buddy was moved out they caught him creeping in the empty apartment, he took the girls underwear. The new owner knew him and didn’t want him living here because of past encounters so she said he had to be gone that night or we both were going the next day, so he left and I let him keep things in my closet. then I needed the closet space like a month later so I cleaned out his shit to put in a corner so he could stop by and pick it up, but when I moved a box I seen that the pig had left about 6 2 liter bottles full of piss behind, so I threw out all his shit. He’s been texting me saying “you have till the 30th to pay me half a months rent back or you will know what it’s like to be out in the cold” he even gave me an address to where he used to live because he didn’t want me to know he lived up the street. I made this punk cry in my living room. When somebody told him he knew where I lived and to come get the money he replied by saying “I don’t do things your guys’ way”. Excuse us for being men. He lies about everything, even things he don’t need to lie about, it’s like he wants to live some fantasy thug life that he just ain’t cut out for. So if you see Calvin Wagness or Youngblood as he likes to call himself because he’s to much of a punk to use his real name, just keep walking, because chances are what he tells you is a lie. This loser isn’t worth two words. If he isn’t at the bus terminal hitting on 15 year old girls, he’s on POF trying to pick them up.

I believe him when he says “I’m not all there in the head”.- nik