Sunday 26th May 2013,
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Quintela Simmonds

April 11, 2013 Dartmouth, Halifax 85 10,634 Views

THE DIRTY ARMY: K Nik, I have the best 1 ever for ya….. Meet QINTELA SIMMONDS! This girl has been known around my city by just about everyone.. She is a known prostitute/stripper, altho I don’t know who would wanna pay for sum chick who can’t even afford eyebrowz, she drawz em on with her eyeliner and she ready for the day! lol Quintela has 2 kids by 2 different babay daddys and got a new man who she thinkz she can force to be her baby daddy. This girl is full of ‘s and she even sleeps with her own cousins, it is DISGUSTING!! Even her own family can’t stand her, she is a hot mess and I’m really surprized that no 1 has put her up here yet, Dartmouth needs to be warned, she lovez to lay down with everyones boyfriend, me and her used to be friends but I definitly had enough and the truth needs to be told. Quintela is a horrible mother, and an even worse person, she is dirty and grimy and the world needs to know – STAY AWAY FROM THIS DIRT! Nik, you would get a kick outta watrching her stroll around like she’s the sh*t when everyone knows she aint worth nothing. Her man aint even from here so she lies to him about who she REALLY is, some day he will see with open eyez and leave her like all the rest did … This chick is reallly TOO much and needs to sit down like the mutt she is.

She uses a ‘fine tiped’ sharpie.  Just saying.- nik



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Dog Mitchell Chase

April 10, 2013 Halifax 12 7,462 Views

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik Here’s a good one for you ladies and gentlemen , This Low excuse of a life you see is the one and only mitchell chase , at least one person you know will know who he is and usually arnt for the greatest reasons. mitchell has a long history of events that are the lowest of the low, starting off from fcking people out of money, living at friends houses because his broke ass got thrown out, BUT the part is he steals and lies to them taking anything worth money so he can afford drugs to put up his nose , you could be his best friend and he wouldn’t think twice about stabbing you in the back. He had one thing going good for him, he had a gorgeous girl friend that he dated for 2 years but he got greedy and had to fuk it up like everything else in his life, he would stalk and talk to dozens of girls though out Facebook , sweet talking them to make an attepmt for them to fall in love with him, making him sound like the good guy, when all he was trying to do but sleep with them, and all these girls are ALOT youger than him, I personally heard why his relationship ended was because he had sex with a 14 year old ! he dosnt deserve anything he sleeps with girl after girl, under everyones noses, he deserves to get kicked to the side like trash (cause thats all he will amount too) he is a blood sucking leach who will use you for a place to sleep and to rob, not to mention when shit really pops off, mitchell can’t keep his mouth , RAT. anything to slime his way out. So if you, your girl, sister, brother anyone have contact with him MAKE SURE HES Cut off cause hell drag you down with him. Agin in A nut shell -HE WILL TRY TO SLEEP WITH YOUR GIRL REGARDLESS OF FRIENDSHIP -ROB YOU BLIND, NO MATEER HOW MUCH YOU HELPED -LIE BEHIND YOU BACK HELL KICK YOU WHEN YOUR DOWN -HE WILL RAT AND BLAME YOU TO SAVE HIM SELF USLESS MUTT BEWARE BOYS AND GIRLS!!!

I won’t mention what it looks like he’s doing (its forgy).- nik



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Samantha Pigley

April 9, 2013 Halifax, Miami 159 7,885 Views

THE DIRTY ARMY: Well nik…I don’t have all day but I had to nominate someone for mother of the year it would have to be Samantha Quigley..or it could be her mother Diane Quigley..the 2 of them share everything..including baby daddys…yup its true that her mother fcked her daughters boyfriend Chad Conrad & got knocked up then got an abortion & also plotted on stealing Sam & Chads kid & running away with him lol but Pigley forgave her mother cause the apple doesn fall to far from the tree. When Sam’s baby was only a few months old she left in the middle of the night with a note in her daughters crib that said ‘mom your a mutt, have a nice life’ lol…but this wasn’t the beginning of her whore life..that started at a much younger age when she was 12 and fucked a 21 year old at her birthday party in a tent well her monkey bestfriend banged newton yes..newton haha. She then began to bang anyone & everyone with booze & coke…she doesn have many girl friends because she banged all there boyfriends …but don worry Sam knows who she fcked over the last 9 years..she keeps track by writing all there names on her closet door, she had to start writing in the actual closet cause she ran out of space…the list is getting pretty big now, considering last time I seen it 4 years ago there was over 100 guys then. Don worry her services aren’ free, she makes videos of herself taking it from a big brown dildo for cke..haha thank god for the list in the closet or DNA digagostics would have never found who the father was haha bottom line this girl is the biggest skank from not only my generation but the six ahead of me and after.

Notice the bra manipulation.  2′s aren’t meant to be centered…- nik



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Dooly’s Management Material

April 7, 2013 Halifax, Truro 89 10,492 Views

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik This is about the “wonderful” management of Dooly’s in Truro and how she uses all her male customers by doing things like telling her man she couldn’t take her dinner breaks while working at Dooly’s but regular customers, like Chris Reade, would be buying her dinners and taking them to her and she would be serving him free drinks that Dooly’s probably didn’t know about maybe I should or should’t mention the numerous times she let him leave Dooly’s and drive home after drinking half the night there. I hear Dooly’s was stupid enough to make her management Lol what better way for her to hide all the freebies (oops I mean spillages) and not to mention all the little after hours parties at the bar when it should have been closed and what about all the drugs that are around Dooly’s both inside and outside the bar. All the random guys she meets while working at Dooly’s and keeps adding to Facebook. She kept accusing her Ex of picking up women in the cab maybe she was just hiding the fact she was the one doing the picking up. This girl is a true Skank and I have ten people willing to come forward to Dooly’s head office about all the freebies, all the after hours the list goes on and on… for Dooly’s being the upscale poolhall that they claim to be maybe they should start checking thier staff a little better, Maybe, just Maybe I should send this to Dooly’s head office and that might turn some heads. If they knew what kind of a girl was running their Truro location maybe they wouldn’t think twice about looking into her job there as well as setting up some surveillance cameras inside and outside the bar just to see what the Truro Dooly’s staff really do there.Since she has worked there she has ruined a lot of lives by hitting on other women’s boyfriends/husbands. I seen the other site that was posted about her and the ex boyfriend and all thier BS, but that doesn’t matter to me as someone who runs a restaurant I find it very disturbing that this Dooly’s is being ran in such a manner and to think I like going to Dooly’s but once I got to know her I stopped going on the nights she worked and now that she is management, well that just about says it all, they have lost my business. Denise Spears you have a lot of growing up to do little lady, I wouldn’t even let you wash dishes in my restaurant.

You know there were a bunch a creepers who commented on her photoshopped pic saying ‘how good she’s looking’.- nik



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LG Enticer

April 4, 2013 Halifax 136 6,589 Views

THE DIRTY ARMY: Here’s one for ya Nik, this girl is a pedophile enticer, her name is Danielle Kelsie but likes to be called Misty. She is 16 years old. Her boyfriend’s name is Tony and he is a 38 year old man who left his wife and kid for her. His kid is also older than Danielle herself. The worst part is that her dad is okay with her and her boyfriend living with him. She cheated on him a bunch of times and sleeps within the family. Her house is full of bed bugs; they live in it and like it to the point where I won’t even go within a five mile radius of her in fear of getting bed bugs. They run rampant through the house and she has two male cats that spray wide open. She is too broke to get them fixed. She is a disgrace to the Maritimes. She’s like a taxi , people come and go, but no one ever stays. I am pretty sure she has ghonaherpasyphalittisclap. I’m Matt Martell and I’ll sleep with anyone. She gave me an itch one time and I am still itching.

Guys who take pictures of their butts are for the gays.- nik



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Tim the Tool

April 4, 2013 Halifax, Truro 82 5,761 Views

THE DIRTY ARMY: Here “lies” Timothy Scott Hicks, or as we like to call him “Timmy” because that is a little boy’s name, and that’s all that he is. Does he win father of the year? … NO!! Does he win husband of the century?… NO!!! Does he win man of the year?… Well you get my point. This scumbag has beat up, belittled, and betrayed any woman that he has ever come in contact with… except of course his Mommy, who if you look hard enough he is probably still hanging off her teet. How many Jobs have come and gone Tim? But it doesn’t matter you have always, always had a woman look after you. Three years of putting up with your @ss at the fire hall, listening to you go on and on about how good you had it with having a woman jump for you even before you hollered, Wrong Tim Wrong… you are just a lazy, good for nothing DOUCHEBAG. And everyone is tired… no SICK and tired of listening to what spills out of your mouth. You think you are a big man but you’ve been called out to fires and surprise, surprise mommy wasn’t here to help you so all you could do was work your ”hose”. I have heard your soon to be ex has a new man and he treats her and the kids better than you ever thought of it’s pretty bad when another man has to step up to be your kids FATHER you sicken all of us. I have sat and watched you hit on any girl that ever came to fire hall events knowing full well you had an awesome woman and two kids at home you make me sick. You are not a fireman you are a hose boy, and back in the day (Do your homework stupid) Firemen would get local boys to help with the hoses during major fires, and to be honest knowing you a guy like you… I would pick your @ss last…………….. You ran your soon to be ex-wife down, and I hope she is soon to be, since you are with some other chick, to the lowest while she looked after your kids, paid your bills, and I know there was a lot of your fat-@ss bills, and you asked any girl that talked to you “Show me your boobs” It’s kinda funny cause you were the biggest boob at any function we had. So…… “BROTHER” which you are not by any means our brother, so Timmy, instead of trying to play fireman you should be home playing snakes and ladders, I know you’re the snake and thanks to the fact you aren’t with us anymore you won’t be using our ladders ,now that I have this off my chest I can rest easier at night, we all hope you can too, with any luck that new fat @ss you are seeing don’t roll over on you …. P.S. we would all greatly appreciate if you remove all pictures of you and all mentions of you being a Truro fire fighter, fight your own battles first before you try to fight other battles with anyone like us…. Leave the real work to us real men (and Women) yours sincerely… I f’ing hate you Dirtbag…. You know our motto… you wanna fight, come on down and fight someone your own size.

That suit = rented.  I decided.- nik



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