THE DIRTY ARMY: Hey Nik, I knew this girl, Wendy Cat, a while ago and believed word that came out of her mouth. She lives in Dartmouth off Windmill. She does nothing but lie about all these sad stories just to make you pity her and listen some more. She lied about getting hit by not one, but TWO cars and WENT TO WORK THAT SAME DAY. She was completely fine, not even a scratch on her. She disgusting, and she’s a whore. She smells even nastier a dumpster and her teeth are browner than shit. She talks about all of these “buddies” she has and never says any names and each time the story changes. She told me one of our older co workers was a SWINGER and said he tried to pick her up. Not a FU***NG CHANCE! When she decided she didn’t want to work she would tell us offensive stories, like “I had a SEIZURE because I was diagnosed with EPILEPSY” yet when she was told to bring in a doctors note, she didn’t. She’s told me she’s going blind, ONE of the times she got hit by a car it was her ex, the same grandmother has died TWICE, and the list goes on. She’s absolutely ridiculous. Her and a security guard are hooking up and they think they\’re hiding it so well. At the same time, she somehow got someone to date her, WHILE SHE\’S F**KING THE GUARD! I feel bad for him, he’s such a sweet guy and he doesn’t deserve this. The only thing this girl can do is LIE. She says she has all this money to go the Australia, California and Paramedic School, yet she has Collection Agencies are calling everyone else but her.