I Wonder If Henry Burris’ Wife Knows About The Pictures He Sends Girls

Posted in Dirty Athletes, Hamilton, The Dirty | January 20th, 2012

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, here is Henry Burris… You probably have no idea who he is, but here in Canada he is one of the best quartebacks in the CFL.  He is married with kids and is known to fool around on his wife.  I wanted to send this to you so we can expose this idiot for the cheater he is.  Oh ya and his career is basically over, you can tell after this season that he is starting to lose against time as he gets older and older.

They really don’t pay well in the CFL. That bathroom sucks.- nik

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Juice Monkey

Posted in Hamilton | January 19th, 2012

Juice monkey

Juice monkey

Juice monkey

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this is douche bag slim. Hes been posting all the stuff about Kasey on here. Hes so obsessed with this girl now hes heartbroke cause she shut him down, Hes such an oger looking freak, lay off the roids bro and stop beating women. Biggest women beater in Hamilton. Man needs to be put on blast. Slim get a nose job.

Is that the pleats or a beach boner…no homo.- nik

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Hamiltons Finest Cheap Slore

Posted in Hamilton | January 18th, 2012

Hamiltons finest cheap slore and the DUMBEST

Hamiltons finest cheap slore and the DUMBEST

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this is Hamilton’s finest cheap slore. She wants the attention so lets give her a little dirty recognition. I’m telling you Nik this girl needs to put on blast. EVERY night can be found bartending at Hamiltons finest (cheapest n dirtiest bar) also known as Rokbar. Buy her a couple of shots n what does she do? Dances on the bar right in front of you shaking her *ss in your face. Where can she be found at the end of the night? Having one or two other bartenders carrying her out of the bar because she is to drunk to stand up. Now she has a fiance and guess what she did for that fiance? Got his name tattoed on her arm!!! Like how long have you even known this guy let alone date him and you got his name tattoed on your arm? This girl has to be the dumbest inbred Hamilton has ever produced.

She’ll have a cover-up and new boyfriend/fiance by the end of the year.  Alcohol decided.- nik

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Kilo Loves Febreze

Posted in Hamilton, The Dirty | January 17th, 2012

Geez oh geeze, please febreeze kiloz cheese!!

Geez oh geeze, please febreeze kiloz cheese!!

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this is Kyle Francis. He has given himself his own nickname (Kiloz) which is as lame as it gets. He has a little issue with personal hygiene and sprays his balls with febreze instead of showering. His hobbies include taking self photos while making duck faces. He gave my friend DRD and blamed the blisters on a reaction to his febreezed Greg. He thinks he is a model!!  If you know this man, stay away!

I actually know girls who spray themselves down below with febreze.- nik

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Come And Get It

Posted in Hamilton | November 30th, 2011

Come and Get an STD!

Come and Get an STD!

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, let me introduce you to a piece of Hamilton. The sk*nk piece. Her name is Danielle Faddies. She advertises currently as Lonna Lux selling her worn out body. Her pictures are old and she is sk*nkly tattooed. She has a website and advertises on prostitution forums and listing sites. She lies to everyone, shoots her sperm soaked mouth off and brags she knows a lot of police officers who will get you. Many have made the mistake of meeting her and has been caught up in her lies. She works out of her house and has a kid?!! So much for neighborhood beautification! She admits she uses her “clients” to get what she wants, they are scum to her. She has no morals and issues taking your money and using you as a means to her end ( pun intended) for a price. She prays on rich men and wants a sugar daddy and will do anything to get one and will not stop wh*ring. Remember Sugar Daddies, you be a part of what countless men have been before.

Beggars can’t be choosers.  People prey on her, not the other way around.- nik

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Cheap Slore

Posted in Hamilton | November 10th, 2011

cheap whore

cheap whore

cheap whore

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this girl is the cheapest sl*t and she’s not even of age! Haha she’s one of those girls who thinks she’s a model but that doesn’t count when some loser with a camera owns photoshop! lol she’ll f*ck anyone or anything and she’ll f*ck you as long as you don’t mind maybe having a kid? Did i mention that LMFAO she also has a tattoo on her pussy that says daddy’s girl anddd her kid has FAS from her being a drunkin sl*t for a mother!

The mouth to that back piece must look pretty mangy.- nik

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Hamilton Nasty

Posted in Hamilton, Toronto | June 29th, 2011

Hamilton Nasty

Hamilton Nasty

Hamilton Nasty

THE DIRTY ARMY: Alexandra Bieniek- one of the many welfare bums in hamilton. fat ass mother of 3 (all diff guys)
Boyfriend stealer, watch-out hamilton, She has drd’s, has 6+ diff bfs at anytime, always drunk did i mention she has a HUGH NOSE!

She looks medieval.  Must be the doughy face.- nik

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Dirty Is The Theme

Posted in Hamilton, Toronto | February 2nd, 2011

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, if you want easy, its right here (or ask around.. everybody knows her name). You can find Lindsay at all your local car shows and bars in Hamilton. If not, then check her out on facebook, modelmayhem, or paparazzi.me, or myeventhub.com (this girl is a genius, she has even posted her phone No. so that you can get in contact with her).  She plays the innocent role perfectly but be warned she runs quite the long list of sexual partners(40+), and will do anything to get a “modelling” job. Growing up as a fat kid, she now uses the “pepsi diet” to keep up her “model” body (boobs are not hers: the two bras at once trick). DONT WORRY BOYS… she does not have a “type”.

So what you are saying is if I pay her she will take off her clothes for pictures?- nik

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Just A Really Nice Guy

Posted in Hamilton | September 28th, 2010

Just A Really Nice Guy?

THE DIRTY ARMY: Ok Nik Another Hamilton Star(NOT) This Is Joe Soll@#$ biggest assh*le there is on this face of the earth. Wanabee player trys to call fame from getting one or 2 text messeges from girls thinking he can get in there pants(NOT) biggest reason for him being a dirt bag is his recent gf that he cheated on for most of the relationship. she had cancer had to do the cut off her hair and be sick and resting thing.. he dumps her and goes after one of her friends… she recovers grows back most of her hair and looks sexy as hell now… this creep trys to sneek back in saying he misses her…. what a prick.

Douches try everything to get in as many pants as possible, standards don’t apply to him, don’t trust him.- nik

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Hamilton Chick

Posted in Hamilton, Would You? | September 17th, 2010

Hamilton  Girls

Hamilton  Girls

Hamilton  Girls

THE DIRTY ARMY: Ok So Nik I have Noticed You Have nothing for the city of hamilton… so might as well get you going here first off this is jamie wat#@$ shes one really fugly mutt.. but for some reason shes bagged over 40 guys she looks like an old as 60 year old but shes 21 … cant lie she has a nice bod but a papper bag would deff be in order… i would deff not how about you ?

Thanks for ruining breakfast.  I wonder what she’s covering up with that make-up on her lips…- nik

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