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Infested Douchebag

November 21, 2014 Hamilton 5

THE DIRTY ARMY: nik this kid right here is the biggest loser in all of man kind!! His name you ask? Mike Cleary or as he likes to call himself “Mikey Cee”. Where should I start with this loser…firstly he has two kids with two different woman…do you think he sees either one of them or even pays for any of there food or clothes? Yeah you guessed right, he doesn’t! Want to know what he does? He sits on his ass and drinks everyday, smokes weed that he robs from people, shoots up meth and so on and so on. Where does he get the money you wonder…well I thought you’d never ask. Sure he may have had jobs here and there but no longer than a week…so yup you’ve guessed it he is welfare trash claiming he is paying his property manager an x amount of dollars to live there but yet he doesn’t pay a dime. What else is there to say about this loser ? Oh yeah, did I tell you that he is a woman beater? Yup that’s right…he has physically abused every girl he has been with and he has even robbed every girl he has been with. He has robbed his first baby moms father and he has robbed his most recent exs brother. He doesn’t care about anyone but himself…he thinks he is the most attractive hardcore guy in Hamilton. He thinks hoping from skank to skank is going to get him a real woman when all it can get him is a girl who isn’t even legal age to drink. And the sad thing is…these poor young girls probably don’t even know that he has the clap. To sum this whole thing up…mike is the biggest goof alive and I am sure there are plenty of other things to say about this goof but that would just leave everyone to reading a novel. Let me just say…if you ever see this skinny little douche bag down the road feel free to punch him in the face. Just because he has had a rough life he thinks he can fuck good people over…even his own family. This kid deserves to be put on blast so he can’t hurt anyone else!!

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Shayla Cook

November 20, 2014 Hamilton 8

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik this thots name is shayla she has two kids that she does not take care of. She drank did drugs and took pills through her whole pregnancies. Her second kid she’s trying to pin on this black guy that got shot and is in a wheel chair. She doesn’t kno for sure because she gets passed around by all these black guys. Shayla has babies and makes her sick mom look after them while she travels around Canada shooting up and selling her coochie. She plays it off like she’s a drug dealer but we all know the truth. Shayla tries to make it seem like she’s the shit but really she ain’t shit. She smokes Crack and does meth. She comes to winnipeg every once in awhile to take pictures with her kid to make it look like shes a good parent. This girl is a walking std who needs to quit making babies that she can’t take care of. Shayla you need to stop reproducing. You’re not pretty and you look like you have FAS… sorry not sorry

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Insecure Gamer

November 19, 2014 Hamilton, London-ON 125

THE DIRTY ARMY: nik this Is Jessica Whalen, She is an insecure gamer girl, who loves to cause drama & have a good fight. She has had a boyfriend off & on for the past 3 years who she is constantly abusive to, ( Tells to go get hit by a car, tells to go kill himself, hacks his phone so he cant use it) As soon as her ” Boyfriend ” goes to move on.. she verbally attacks anyone he tries to have a relationship with.And strikes up a campaign against the women he tries to date to smear their name and reputation. She stalks these new women trying to ruin their lives.She constantly manipulates him and lies to him. And she cheats on him all of the time and that is why she is so suspicious of him. She is PSYCHOTIC AND A SOCIOPATH WHO NEEDS MEDICAL ATTENTION FROM A PSYCHIATRIC DOCTOR, she goes around bragging to people that her dad is a computer hacker and can ruin peoples lives, sounds like she comes by her disorders honestly. Maybe she has multiple personality disorder. Acting all sweet and innocent around certain people and then all this weirdness comes out with other people. BE ON THE LOOKOUT IF YOU ARE OUT THEIR DATING LADIES AS SHE WILL HAUNT YOUR LIFE FOREVER.

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Ivan Stojakovic Is A Douche

November 17, 2014 Hamilton 22

THE DIRTY ARMY: OMG Nik, you need to put this guy on blast.. Ivan is a typical Serbian from Hamilton who thinks he’s some big shot. This guy is actually so unintelligent to the point where he can’t even hold a conversation…. God knows how he got through university. This asshole thinks he’s SO hot and acts like he’s all that but really he has nothing even material wise. What’s funny is he has a HUGE ego but I guess that’s to make up for other small things. You’re a pathetic loser Ivan and always will be!!

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Meghan Hall

November 17, 2014 Hamilton 51

THE DIRTY ARMY: nik this post has been a long time in the making !!! This mess right here is Meghan Hall. The biggest trash bag ive ever met in my life. Her whole life has been about nothing but getting attention from people and last year she even went so far as to fake a pregnancy! She lied to everyone for 9 months that she was pregnant yet nobody ever saw any proof , no ultrasounds no pregnancy bumps no nothing. Her own mother told her to drop the act and stop faking ! Then the baby mysteriously “died during birth” so he was never actually seen. She had the nerve to get pregnant for real this time and just gave birth to a baby. Shes on welfare, never worked a day in her miserable life and is all of a sudden mom of the year judging other moms for their choices and how they raise their kids. This chick is nothing but a gutter slut. Her and her disgusting boyfriend are walking talking, breathing posters for disease. All this pig does is sit on the internet all day while she ignores her kid. Get up , get a job and stop stealing from the government Meghan . You’re not cute. And the day your baby becomes the new gerber baby is the day hell freezes over. Lay off the damn drugs and get it together. Only a matter of time before cas takes custody of this pigs kid.I hope they do. Give the poor thing a shot at a normal life with normal people. Otherwise he’ll just grow up to be like his loser parents.

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Maggie Cleland

November 17, 2014 Hamilton 91

THE DIRTY ARMY: Hey nik This girls be on here before and deserves to be on here again. Her name is maggie cleland but she goes by maggie amara. She is well known around hamilton Ontario for being a slut. Now she is pregnant has no idea who the father is and continues to open her legs for any guy who wants a ride. Be careful guys this chick is dangerous. She will beg u to cum inside her and threaten to poke holes in your condoms if u dont. She definitely aint worth the lay. Her face and pussy are beat up from all the years of abuse and drugs. She smokes over a pack of cigarettes a day even when she knows shes 4 months prego. Maggie cleland is a deadbeat mother and i feel sorry for that poor baby inside of her. She guna be a hood rat living on barton street with mommy milking the system for the rest of her life. Stay away from this one guyz!

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November 17, 2014 Hamilton 38

THE DIRTY ARMY: Look at this downtown sloon always out drinking doing drugs the girls always calling me all hours of the night for cocaine n pot I don’t understand what her problem is she dated my boy Eric who had no interest in her just used her for a place to stay glad to see he got away from this physco wow anyways nick hope yea post this Hamilton whore up!

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Grease Bucket

November 17, 2014 Hamilton 13

THE DIRTY ARMY: Jason Cullen is a greasy man whore. He will sleep with anything that has a warm hole. He’s filthy dirty and a broke ass low life who can’t afford to feed himself or pay child support for his 3 children. He doesn’t use condoms and stinks like dick cheese. He cheats on every girlfriend he’s ever had. He plays guitar in a shit band called Monarchy sky and they suck and only play in run down empty bars. He will never amount to anything in life and I’m pretty sure he’s secretly gay because he loves having things shoved up his ass during Sex. He starves his pets and beats his dog too. He’s the nastiest person I’ve ever met. If you see him just stay away cause you might catch an drd just looking at him.

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