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Lil Brunette
Posted in Hamptons, Would You? | February 3rd, 2010
THE DIRTY ARMY: NIK WOULD YOU…BROCS CHIC’S EX BFF COUSIN..JUST CURIOUS…
Answer: no. I don’t know why she took a pic to show off her lack of +2’s.
Facebook Celebrity
Posted in Hamptons, Long Island, Manhattan, The Dirty | January 27th, 2010
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, please put this guy on blast. His name is Justin R*ss Lee and it’s sickening that he has become a Hamptons/Manhattan socialite. He also claims to be a Facebook celebrity, whatever that is. All his comments are related to him being a Jew or his “Jew Jetting” adventures (For example, the one of him on the boat has the caption, “Captain Yid. Shiska Skipper.” It’s sickening that people kiss his @ss because he picks up everyone’s tabs. He also brags about spending $10k on a belt and that “carbonation is recession proof” as per when he buys bottles. And he hangs out with Blake Sl*de that was on the site a few days ago… team Douche Bags for sure.
This wanna be Wasp is such a loser. I bet you he has $4,876.73 in his bank account (Yes, Jew Jetter I know).- nik
Also See: Long Island Loser
Taking The East Coast , One C*ck At A Time
Posted in Cougars, Hamptons, Long Island | January 27th, 2010
THE DIRTY ARMY: : This girl is Jamie Tu**. Shes a Newtown, PA Jew that has banged her away around the tri-state area. Ask any guido tool in Long Island, Staton Island, North Jersey, Philly & Bellmar and they have probably f*cked her or know someone who has. She thinks shes hot but really shes a busted drag queen if I ever saw one. Jamie is only 25 but looks like shes 35 becuase of all the tanning and steroids she does. She is completly insecure and will have any man that pays her attention and picks up the tab. Nasty ho stuck a hot dog up her tw*t in high school while some dude ate it out of her. First rate skank! Beware of this gold digging skank!
She probably goes from guy to guy so she has a place to stay, and she is one of those girls who thinks she is too good or too pretty to work…shes a stay at home sloot.- nik
Cutie
Posted in Hamptons, Would You? | January 19th, 2010
THE DIRTY ARMY: Whatsup Nik, DA strong…great site. What do you think of this chick, she’s hot and real kool? So with the brunette trend in 2010, would ya?
Answer: no. Her mouth points down and she is straddling a fence, I wonder if she got splinters.
Oompa Loompa..Loompa A Dee Doooo
Posted in Hamptons, New York | December 11th, 2009
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, Firstly you need to no that she is dating someone named “dancin dave” .. Secondly.Tell me this bitch doesn’t remind you of a oompa loompa i dont no whats rounder? Her Face or her lower body? She falls in love with a new guy every other month, and a complete attention whore. Shes a real rockstar…..
Please tell me thats dancin dave in the bottom picture.- nik
Definition Of Trash
Posted in Hamptons, Jersey, New York, The Dirty, Would You? | December 10th, 2009
THE DIRTY ARMY: So Nik, this is nicoletta.. There are guys out there who think she’s the hottest. But I no that you hold the true results. I think shes trashy, i’ve even heard that her and her girls used to drive to brooklyn to get eaten out. So Would You?
Answer: No, she is like 250 pounds and eats pickles. Only prego chicks eat pickles… who would want to stab the baby inside her that she probably has been carrying for 7 years? The baby would have dents on its forehead when it comes out.
Hampton’s Train Track Hottie
Posted in Hamptons | November 19th, 2009
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this brace face is loud/obnxious and in your face with her big fat mouth, not to mention she thinks shes really goodlooking. She smiles so largely and all you can look at are her huge braces. What do you think about this girl nik?
I thought kids from the Hamptons got braces when they are 6 and then veneers when they turn 16?- nik
Vanessa Romanelli from A Shot At Love With Bryan Gallagher From Paris Hilton’s My New BFF
Posted in Hamptons, Hollywood, The Dirty | September 1st, 2009
THE DIRTY ARMY: These two reality wannabes obviously love poles. I guess their reality careers didn’t take off as well as planned.
Who are they again?- nik
Hef’s New Girlfriend Melissa
Posted in Hamptons, Hollywood, The Dirty | August 2nd, 2009
THE DIRTY ARMY: Hey Nik. Have you seen Hef’s new girlfriend Melissa Taylor? Hef refuses to say she is an official girl (my guess is he is embaressed of her) she says she lives in the playmate house, but I hear she lives in room #5 at the mansion.
Why would you want to live at the Mansion unless you hated having sex? Dating Hef is the same thing as taking an act of celibacy.- nik
Hamptons Troll
Posted in Hamptons, Jersey, Manhattan, The Dirty | July 10th, 2009
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, here are the same shims from before with the Real Housewives chick! The one I am attaching thinks she runs sh*t and is hanging out with Kellan Lutz from the movie Twilight!
This troll is such a Hamptons celeb chaser. Let me guess… you are from Jersey?- nik
