Hamptons | Nik Richie + Dirty Army intel, opinions, gossip, satire, and celebrities - Part 13

Long Island Club Rats

January 13, 2009 Hamptons 8

LONG ISLAND CLUB WHORES

THE DIRTY ARMY: THESE 3 HOES FROM LONG ISLAND THINK THEY ARE THE HOTTEST GIRLS AROUND, I THINK OTHERWISE…THEY THINK THEY CAN GET ANYONE THEY WANT … SO WOULD U?

Answer: No, It is still 1985 in Long Island they don’t even have iPods yet.



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Hamptons Pimp

January 13, 2009 Hamptons 11

Pimp of the Hamptons

THE DIRTY ARMY: Yo yo YOOOOO – the names Mike K*ppeli – Im looking for a dime to be my Hamptons arm candy- I’m a cool guy, I spend my life going back and forth from Boca Raton to Miami to my home in the Hamptons. Im friends with dirty celebs, have a phat ride, and the hookup everywhere. My family is loaded too. Message me if youre a hot chick..

Mike you have your arm around a tranny. Lets be honest you well take anything you can get.- nik



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White Rapper With Blis

January 13, 2009 Hamptons 0

White Rapper with Blis

THE DIRTY ARMY: I cant stand this dude Nik – he calls himself the OFFICIAL Mike Wainer – up&coming WHITE rapper in New York – and hes best buddies with the Philadelphia Rapper – Blis. Mike, you are white bro (at least he tries to act white in his album cover pic)..

There can’t another white rapper for at least 10 more years.- nik



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Ms. Holly

January 13, 2009 Hamptons 2

WATCH OUT FOR MS. HOLLY

THE DIRTY ARMY: Watch out for Ms. Holly Go lightly boys – shes the ultimate hamptons golddigger – will do anything to get you to take her to your hampton home.

If she does made service she’s welcome to come to mine.- nik



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Stop Seducing Men Elizabeth

January 13, 2009 Hamptons 1

Stop Seducing Men Elizabeth

THE DIRTY ARMY: Shes trying to seduce you. Thats all she does, seduce men (oh, and blow)..

She looks like the dead chick from the ring.- nik



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Digging For Treasure

January 13, 2009 Hamptons 1

Digging for a treasure

THE DIRTY ARMY: These girls are good at digging.

Stay classy hamptons.- nik



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Hampton Thugs Exist

January 13, 2009 Hamptons 3

Hampton Thugs Exist

THE DIRTY ARMY: His motto: I dont chase, I replace..

You should buy a jacket that fits douche bag.- nik



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Would You?

January 13, 2009 Hamptons 5

Would you?

THE DIRTY ARMY: Her names Marlee, and yes, shes 18..

Answer: No, she needs +2′s and a few years experience.



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