THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this is sara she is a new yorker and a florida girl perfect combination…so would you?
Answer: No, shes too old and too manly.
THE DIRTY ARMY: Amanda Hearst, great-granddaughter of media tycoon William Randolph Hearst. She’s a New York socialite and stands to inherit 2 billion. Don’t say she needs +2′s also, she’s too classy for that, I think she’s a different kind of girl, more substance and class. I don’t know if you’re into those kinds of chicks Nik, but would you?
Answer: No, her armpits are disgusting.
THE DIRTY ARMY: He’s from Long Island – New York , ” JOE-JACKS”, he’s also a hair stylist, and think he’s the sh*t, just take a look a his clove and the shim on the right!!! The other stupid f*ck is TONY… he calls himself BIG TONY please!!!! has no money and lies way to much .
There is no way I would let that guy cut my hair. He might have a roid rage and stab me with the scissors.- nik
THE DIRTY ARMY: hahaha donald trumps daughter looks just like him,,,,,even the hair! Considering she is filthy rich,Nik would you with the donald with +2s?
Answer: No, I would only be able to think of Donald saying “your fired” the whole time.- nik
THE DIRTY ARMY: This is Mike, or as I call him “Ape Mitts”. This guy’s palms are so hairy he should have gone blind from self harm a long time ago. He always gets all loud and drunk and starts drooling all over anything with a set of tits within earshot. Nik, please do something about Bigfoot here.
I have a feeling this guy rode the short bus to school.- nik