Hamptons | Nik Richie + Dirty Army intel, opinions, gossip, satire, and celebrities - Part 2

Open Invitation To Jenny

August 21, 2012 Hamptons, The Dirty 38



THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, I want to see if you can help my buddy. He told me about the girl Jenny posted on your website the other day. I’m not sure what her deal is, single or married? I guess it doesn’t matter. My guy wants to meet her for the day. Jenny he will send a private jet to get you at any location. This is nothing sexual, just an invitation to lunch in the Hamptons. We are a cool group and I think you will enjoy my boys company, he is extremely smart and funny. I included his bank receipt so you know he is not some joker off the streets. Nik here is all our contact information, please pass it on to Jenny and her friends. Regards.

Jenny don’t do it. If the receipt said 100 million I would say go for it, but to me the number doesn’t look right.- nik

Also See: Jenny Will Become Famous Without This Stupid Website

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Rich Kids Of Instagram

August 17, 2012 Hamptons, Newport, The Dirty 17

Rich Kids on Instagram

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik did you see this new site, rich kids of instagram? How tacky, hedonistic, materialistic, and indulgent can you get? Is this really ‘a generation of dolts’ like you know who likes to say? And what is the deal with this pic? Looks like the guy is a pedo!

I think I’ve seen this scene before in the movie Twilight… I’m pretty sure Edward is jumping to save gay love in the Vampire community.- nik

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Pool Tricks With Anton

May 7, 2012 Hamptons, Manhattan, Miami, New York, The Dirty 21

THE DIRTY ARMY: Did I say Anton, Im sorry im sorry, its Antoniooo.  This dumbass Russian thinks it sounds better.  Dudes name in anton syd, more life s*ph, which he has, don’t ask how I know.  he is a male model though so, i guess thats a given.  So I was given the distinct pleasure of hanging out with this numnuts for a day.  I don’t even know where to begin with this guy, he thinks he is god, he gives his “Antonio, I’m a model you idoit” advice about everything, out of blue, he’s just a moron.  So I didn’t remember/pay attention to most of this guys incoherent babble, I did however remember his pool tricks, aka dick tricks.  I Guess its always important to be sporting a mini chub in the fashion industry, before we headed out to the pool he ‘gave me his advice’ and started rubbing on his nuts, he says you’re guaranteed a chick if you walk around with your swimsuit outlining your dick.  I wish I was kidding.  he said it worked everytime (I did not partake).  Shocker when he went back to the hotel empty handed.  Thought you’d enjoy dick tricks with Antonio.  Also, no surprise I found pics of his dick tricks on his facebook (I did not nor would not take a picture of a wang).  YnWnR.

This guy looks like a legend. I want to know more… I haven’t seen greatness like this since The Burrito or Frog.- nik

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Why Would Someone Pay Money to Look Like This

February 28, 2012 Hamptons, The Dirty 26

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, how do you feel about LeAnn? Where to start… that face, the stretch marks on a HORRIBLE boob job… she has fabulous legs but that’s about it physically. With all that money, why couldn’t she afford a good plastic surgeon?

The whole on her chest is comparable to Tori Spellings.- nik

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She Has The Nanny Potential

November 3, 2011 Hamptons, The Dirty 9

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this here is Anita, I personally think she is the most amazing looking female I have seen, she has a very exotic look about her.  I truly do believe she has what it takes to be the nanny for Press.

Nope, I don’t want Press seeing her reflection from Anita’s forehead. The vanity aspect is not good for child growth.- nik

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I Found Your Yes Nik

June 6, 2011 Hamptons, The Dirty, Would You? 29

THE DIRTY ARMY: Ok, I have been so frustrated with the girls people have been submitting to you… I have to pray that they are self-submissions and not just blatant stupidity. I think I finally broke your code, or at least have come closer that anyone else in a while. This girl is everything you like, from the blonde hair, the nose, dream killer eyes, perfect +2′s and back dimples. So, Nik, did I find a yes?

Answer: Not really sold on the nose and she could lose about 5 more pounds. I do have to say this one is warmer than most. The lips look soft and the eyes look like they would go well with a nice glass of wine.

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She Thinks She Is A Brazilian Ten

May 11, 2011 Hamptons, The Dirty 34




THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this chicks name is Rebeca Penteado.  She manages one of the gyms in the Hamptons, fyi Nik, we love you here, you know us rich people love GOSSIP.  She thinks she is the best thing since sliced bread and always talks about her big Brazilian booty.  She is trying to become a bikini model… do you think she has what it takes?

I have seen those fingers on an animal once.- nik

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Loves Little Kids

April 26, 2011 Hamptons 1

Loves Little Kids

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this is Maggie. She’s literally obese, b*tchy, and LOVES little kids. All of her friends are 12-16 pretty much and she’s 22. It’s really weird and everyone makes fun of her because she has sex with kids because she can’t get with anyone her age. She also thinks she’s a “professional” photographer. No. Just no. Please put this thing on blast.

Her future will be pretending to be someone else online…she will also have red hair.- nik

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