Drama In The Hamptons

January 18, 2011 Dirty Army Strong, Hamptons, The Dirty 43 8,444 Views

The True Trashiest of America: Westhampton

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THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this guy Braden Hilton got married at 17, divorced at 18, and married again at 19, because he got the girl pregnant. He was married to the second girl, Jessica for a while and then cheated on her with her old friend Ali and got her pregnant too. Jessica is now pregnant with their second baby, so basically: he’s had two different wives and two baby mommas and he’s barely even 20. These people are so trashy, they are crazy! He claims he is in love with both of his baby mommas right now, I hope these kids get taken away!

I thought people in the Hamptons have money, why doesn’t his Dad just pay for these babies to be erased?- nik



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Greased Lightning

January 17, 2011 Clemson, Hamptons 2 9,259 Views

RACCOON or A MORE GROSS, SKANKIER FEMALE JOHN TRAVOLTA?

RACCOON or A MORE GROSS, SKANKIER FEMALE JOHN TRAVOLTA?

RACCOON or A MORE GROSS, SKANKIER FEMALE JOHN TRAVOLTA?

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this fat giiRl is just nasstty her past hobbies involved having sex in back yards and behind buildings with random black thugs who she did not even know the name of- but all that is a secret SHH her current hobbies consist of screwing hillbillies, and tatted up wanna be white boy gangsters, getting hair extentions, changing her hair color every week, going to the tanning bed until her skin is as orange as an oompa loompa’s, badly photoshopping her pictures that no one in their right mind would want to see, and of course partying. Sadly this girl thinks that she is the ‘cats meow’.. She makes plans with nice girls, and then stands them up, and is over all just a disgusting human being with no morals.

She looks like John Travolta.- nik



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She Goes By Moe

January 6, 2011 Hamptons 24 8,249 Views

She go by Moe.....moe dick in the butt.

She go by Moe.....moe dick in the butt.

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik She go by Moe Dollars. Her mother named her Natasha but really her mother should have just swallowed her. and down the line. She frequents your local hotel/motel to suck off old men for money. She’ll sleep with your man-and your father- hey, nad even ya grandfather. And dont tell her your name, most likely she’ll have it tattooed on her body in no given time. Keep your eyes open and ur dick in your pants….Good luck.

It must be really hard to tattoo on flab.- nik



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Do You Think Tracy Anderson Has A Perfect Body

January 4, 2011 Hamptons, The Dirty 30 7,739 Views

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this is Tracy Anderson. She is known as a trainer to stars like Gwyneth Paltrow and supermodel Gisele and has numerous DVDs on the market. She claims her method of exercise can achieve perfection in any woman. She was also involved in numerous scandals ranging from being fired by Madonna, extramarital affairs, to scamming clients at a studio in Indiana before she started obtaining celebrity clients. While I applaud her efforts for trying to get people in shape, I think it is pretentious of her to claim her method of exercise can create perfection, hence implying her body is perfect. Do you think her body is perfect?

Besides the manly REFUND Gap, I am kind of worried about the little nudge sticking out in her lower region (first image).- nik



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Michael Lohan Email To Konoski Via Nik Richie

September 20, 2010 Hamptons, Hollywood, Manhattan, New York, The Dirty 1 5,584 Views

EMAIL FROM MICHAEL LOHAN: Nik, in further response to Sleazeball Konoski’s sopposed subpeona, any lawyer will tell you that in order to make the claims and demands he has, or file any motion requesting what he has, Erin would have to own copyright to the IMAGES. (and although he claims Erin does own copyright, she doesn’t). The person taking the pictures owns the copyright. In so much, now that Konoski is WRONG again, but still managed to get his name in the press, let’s see how much he cares knowing he lead to a sex tape being released by a person who owns the images, and has granted the right to do so. KONOSKI…U Are A PIECE OF GARBAGE AND You Are MAKING MATTERS WORSE FOR Erin and her family. Stop using this to get L ..Paid and you are disgusting name out there. Now the emails and hebience are going to be posted. Cease and Desist yourself butthead.

Mr. Kono Grill, I am pretty sure Mr. Lohan called you a Butthead. That is next level.- nik

Also See: Have You Ever Taken A Trip To The Hamptons



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EXCLUSIVE: More Nudes Of Erin Muller, The Former Fiance Of Michael Lohan, Almost Lindsay Lohan’s Step Mom

September 13, 2010 Hamptons, Hollywood, Manhattan, The Dirty 35 10,276 Views




THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, so here are some more of those pictures from Erin Muller, she is so nasty and I cannot wait for The Dirty Army to see the sex tapes. I wanted to ask you Nik, what do you think of Erin Muller, she is just a money hungry b*tch right?

What the hell was Michael Lohan thinking? I can’t believe he wanted this pornstar to be Lindsay Lohan’s stepmom.- nik

Also See: Michael Lohan’s Ex-Girlfriend/Fiancee Erin Muller Naked



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EXCLUSIVE: Michael Lohan’s Ex-Girlfriend/Fiance Erin Muller Naked

September 10, 2010 Hamptons, Hollywood, Manhattan, The Dirty 76 11,593 Views




THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, Michael Lohan’s former fiance of over 2 years, Erin Muller. Who once accused him of being violent and inappropriate, was arrested for a second time for assaulting a police officer. The first time was in 2001, when Erin beat a NY Transit Authority cop with his own night stick in Penn Station. Not only did Erin have an affair with her own brother in law, John Murray, along with a married employee of her father’s insurance company, John Ankleman of Affiliated Agency in Plainview, NY, but Erin’s own mother had her commited to Brookhaven Hospital Pychiatric Ward for threatening to kill Michael Lohan and herself. After Erin and her attorney, Bryan Konoski, wrote a motion to the court, but gave it to the press rather than filing it, It appears that Erin’s true colors have come out, along with some very revealing pictures. It seems,that Erin has a habit of losing her underwear! Who do you believe now?

I believe Michael Lohan… this b*tch is crazy and hairy. I decided.- nik



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Dirty Sloot Sticks In Anything She Can

July 6, 2010 Hamptons, Would You? 3 6,905 Views

Dirty Sloot sticks it in anything she can

Dirty Sloot sticks it in anything she can

Dirty Sloot sticks it in anything she can

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik This girl is trash, and that is the nicest way to put it. Her names Alicia B** and she bangs everything that has a pulse. She’s even hookedup with 9th graders 5 years younger then her! She sucks purple crayons like she gets paid (probably will in a few years) and doesn’t even go to colledge because she “never got to send in the application”. And its sad that we can’t even call her a club rat because she still hangs around the scum bag highschoolers. it’s also tradgic that she thinks shes hot shit! so please, put this girl in her place and put her on BLAST. and even though i know i dotn have to ask…would you?

To bad, she would have loved college…although she can still be a frat house regular.- nik



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