Hamptons | Nik Richie + Dirty Army intel, opinions, gossip, satire, and celebrities - Part 4

Dirty Sloot Sticks In Anything She Can

July 6, 2010 Hamptons, Would You? 3

Dirty Sloot sticks it in anything she can

Dirty Sloot sticks it in anything she can

Dirty Sloot sticks it in anything she can

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik This girl is trash, and that is the nicest way to put it. Her names Alicia B** and she bangs everything that has a pulse. She’s even hookedup with 9th graders 5 years younger then her! She sucks purple crayons like she gets paid (probably will in a few years) and doesn’t even go to colledge because she “never got to send in the application”. And its sad that we can’t even call her a club rat because she still hangs around the scum bag highschoolers. it’s also tradgic that she thinks shes hot shit! so please, put this girl in her place and put her on BLAST. and even though i know i dotn have to ask…would you?

To bad, she would have loved college…although she can still be a frat house regular.- nik

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Wardrobe Malfunction Much

May 26, 2010 Hamptons, Manhattan, New York 6


THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik this is Kelly Besimon (from the real housewives of New York) at the ‘dressed to kilt’ fashion show.  Check out her nip slip, she is seriously beat and looks old and used.  And by watching the show u can clearly see that she is crazy & thinks shes gods gift to the world.

Can someone please tell me if this is a man or a woman?- nik

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Definition Of Perfection

April 28, 2010 Hamptons, The Dirty 36



THE DIRTY ARMY: Hi Nik, this is my friend’s wife. He is a millionaire and can pull way better tail than this but he thinks she is perfect and she keeps spending all their family money.  I keep telling him to divorce her but he will not listen. What do you think?

I think he needs to cut her loose and trade up to something younger with a firmer body who has not had a taste of the good-life. Sorry bro, but Hampton’s money should buy way better than that… you can probably go online and find someone way hotter who doesn’t even speak english that would dominate over your wife.- nik

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Polish Delight For You Nikki

April 26, 2010 Hamptons, The Dirty, Would You? 29

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this is Martyna, she is friends with Style Network’s Jerseylicous star Olivia. She thinks she’s the cutest thing ever…. Anyway since we all know you’re over brunettes, would you with this Polish cutie?

Answer: I actually watched that Jersey Shore rip off show last night randomly and GiGi is my favorite, but besides that this chick wouldn’t even get a head raise from me judging from the way she pushes up her real rack and has a fat face.  Honestly her head is three times the size of her body and I bet you she has a voice that sounds like someone is sacrificing a goat.  I can tell by her handsome collar bone. 

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I Didn’t Know Barbie Lives In The Hamptons

March 22, 2010 Hamptons 5

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this broad just added me on my Facebook, & the only question that comes to my mind is WTF IS SHE THINKING? She has hundreds of pictures on her page of her *modeling*. There’s nothing worse than a self-absorbed little sh*t that thinks she’s good looking & goes out of her way to get compliments from desperate men on Facebook. Not to mention the whole “Barbie” thing? Wtf ladies? It’s ANNOYING. STOP IT!  I mean does this girl not have one friend or family to tell her she is nothing like barbie? but more like Barbaro(RIP).

This makes me not want to come to the Hamptons this summer.- nik

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Lil Brunette

February 3, 2010 Hamptons, Would You? 6




Answer: no.  I don’t know why she took a pic to show off her lack of +2′s.

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Facebook Celebrity

January 27, 2010 Hamptons, Long Island, Manhattan, The Dirty 56

Justin R*ss Lee

Justin R*ss Lee

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, please put this guy on blast. His name is Justin R*ss Lee and it’s sickening that he has become a Hamptons/Manhattan socialite. He also claims to be a Facebook celebrity, whatever that is. All his comments are related to him being a Jew or his “Jew Jetting” adventures (For example, the one of him on the boat has the caption, “Captain Yid. Shiska Skipper.” It’s sickening that people kiss his @ss because he picks up everyone’s tabs. He also brags about spending $10k on a belt and that “carbonation is recession proof” as per when he buys bottles.  And he hangs out with Blake Sl*de that was on the site a few days ago… team Douche Bags for sure.

This wanna be Wasp is such a loser.  I bet you he has $4,876.73 in his bank account (Yes, Jew Jetter I know).- nik

Also See:  Long Island Loser

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Taking The East Coast , One C*ck At A Time

January 27, 2010 Cougars, Hamptons, Long Island 13

Taking the East Coast , one C*ck at a time!

Taking the East Coast , one C*ck at a time!

THE DIRTY ARMY: : This girl is Jamie Tu**. Shes a Newtown, PA Jew that has banged her away around the tri-state area. Ask any guido tool in Long Island, Staton Island, North Jersey, Philly & Bellmar and they have probably f*cked her or know someone who has. She thinks shes hot but really shes a busted drag queen if I ever saw one. Jamie is only 25 but looks like shes 35 becuase of all the tanning and steroids she does. She is completly insecure and will have any man that pays her attention and picks up the tab. Nasty ho stuck a hot dog up her tw*t in high school while some dude ate it out of her. First rate skank! Beware of this gold digging skank!

She probably goes from guy to guy so she has a place to stay, and she is one of those girls who thinks she is too good or too pretty to work…shes a stay at home sloot.- nik

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