Hamptons | Nik Richie + Dirty Army intel, opinions, gossip, satire, and celebrities - Part 5


January 19, 2010 Hamptons, Would You? 0

THE DIRTY ARMY: Whatsup Nik, DA strong…great site. What do you think of this chick, she’s hot and real kool? So with the brunette trend in 2010, would ya?

Answer: no.  Her mouth points down and she is straddling a fence, I wonder if she got splinters.

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Oompa Loompa..Loompa A Dee Doooo

December 11, 2009 Hamptons, New York 20

Oompa Loompa..Loompa a dee doooo

Oompa Loompa..Loompa a dee doooo

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, Firstly you need to no that she is dating someone named “dancin dave” .. Secondly.Tell me this bitch doesn’t remind you of a oompa loompa i dont no whats rounder? Her Face or her lower body? She falls in love with a new guy every other month, and a complete attention whore. Shes a real rockstar…..

Please tell me thats dancin dave in the bottom picture.- nik

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Definition Of Trash

December 10, 2009 Hamptons, Jersey, New York, The Dirty, Would You? 6


THE DIRTY ARMY: So Nik, this is nicoletta.. There are guys out there who think she’s the hottest. But I no that you hold the true results. I think shes trashy, i’ve even heard that her and her girls used to drive to brooklyn to get eaten out. So Would You?

Answer:  No, she is like 250 pounds and eats pickles.  Only prego chicks eat pickles… who would want to stab the baby inside her that she probably has been carrying for 7 years?  The baby would have dents on its forehead when it comes out.

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Hampton’s Train Track Hottie

November 19, 2009 Hamptons 3


THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this brace face is loud/obnxious and in your face with her big fat mouth, not to mention she thinks shes really goodlooking. She smiles so largely and all you can look at are her huge braces. What do you think about this girl nik?

I thought kids from the Hamptons got braces when they are 6 and then veneers when they turn 16?- nik

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Vanessa Romanelli from A Shot At Love With Bryan Gallagher From Paris Hilton’s My New BFF

September 1, 2009 Hamptons, Hollywood, The Dirty 13

Vanessa Romanelli from A Shot At Love w/ Bryan Gallagher from Paris Hilton's My New BFF

Vanessa Romanelli from A Shot At Love w/ Bryan Gallagher from Paris Hilton's My New BFF

THE DIRTY ARMY: These two reality wannabes obviously love poles. I guess their reality careers didn’t take off as well as planned.

Who are they again?- nik

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Hef’s New Girlfriend Melissa

August 2, 2009 Hamptons, Hollywood, The Dirty 39

Hef's New Girlfriend Melissa

THE DIRTY ARMY: Hey Nik. Have you seen Hef’s new girlfriend Melissa Taylor? Hef refuses to say she is an official girl (my guess is he is embaressed of her) she says she lives in the playmate house, but I hear she lives in room #5 at the mansion.

Why would you want to live at the Mansion unless you hated having sex?  Dating Hef is the same thing as taking an act of celibacy.- nik

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Hamptons Troll

July 10, 2009 Hamptons, Jersey, Manhattan, The Dirty 4


THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, here are the same shims from before with the Real Housewives chick! The one I am attaching thinks she runs sh*t and is hanging out with Kellan Lutz from the movie Twilight!

This troll is such a Hamptons celeb chaser.  Let me guess… you are from Jersey?- nik

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Real Loser Of NY

July 9, 2009 Hamptons, Manhattan, The Dirty 13


THE DIRTY ARMY: The best the Hamptons has to offer (Real Housewives of NY).

She is by far the grossest looking Housewife in the history of Housewives on Bravo.  The fame has really gotten to her fire freckles.- nik

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