Definition Of Trash

December 10, 2009 Hamptons, Jersey, New York, The Dirty, Would You? 6 9,145 Views


THE DIRTY ARMY: So Nik, this is nicoletta.. There are guys out there who think she’s the hottest. But I no that you hold the true results. I think shes trashy, i’ve even heard that her and her girls used to drive to brooklyn to get eaten out. So Would You?

Answer:  No, she is like 250 pounds and eats pickles.  Only prego chicks eat pickles… who would want to stab the baby inside her that she probably has been carrying for 7 years?  The baby would have dents on its forehead when it comes out.

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Hampton’s Train Track Hottie

November 19, 2009 Hamptons 3 7,637 Views


THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this brace face is loud/obnxious and in your face with her big fat mouth, not to mention she thinks shes really goodlooking. She smiles so largely and all you can look at are her huge braces. What do you think about this girl nik?

I thought kids from the Hamptons got braces when they are 6 and then veneers when they turn 16?- nik

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Vanessa Romanelli from A Shot At Love With Bryan Gallagher From Paris Hilton’s My New BFF

September 1, 2009 Hamptons, Hollywood, The Dirty 10 9,907 Views

Vanessa Romanelli from A Shot At Love w/ Bryan Gallagher from Paris Hilton's My New BFF

Vanessa Romanelli from A Shot At Love w/ Bryan Gallagher from Paris Hilton's My New BFF

THE DIRTY ARMY: These two reality wannabes obviously love poles. I guess their reality careers didn’t take off as well as planned.

Who are they again?- nik

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Hef’s New Girlfriend Melissa

August 2, 2009 Hamptons, Hollywood, The Dirty 39 8,078 Views

Hef's New Girlfriend Melissa

THE DIRTY ARMY: Hey Nik. Have you seen Hef’s new girlfriend Melissa Taylor? Hef refuses to say she is an official girl (my guess is he is embaressed of her) she says she lives in the playmate house, but I hear she lives in room #5 at the mansion.

Why would you want to live at the Mansion unless you hated having sex?  Dating Hef is the same thing as taking an act of celibacy.- nik

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Hamptons Troll

July 10, 2009 Hamptons, Jersey, Manhattan, The Dirty 4 5,856 Views


THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, here are the same shims from before with the Real Housewives chick! The one I am attaching thinks she runs sh*t and is hanging out with Kellan Lutz from the movie Twilight!

This troll is such a Hamptons celeb chaser.  Let me guess… you are from Jersey?- nik

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Real Loser Of NY

July 9, 2009 Hamptons, Manhattan, The Dirty 13 6,144 Views


THE DIRTY ARMY: The best the Hamptons has to offer (Real Housewives of NY).

She is by far the grossest looking Housewife in the history of Housewives on Bravo.  The fame has really gotten to her fire freckles.- nik

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Forgy Guido

June 25, 2009 Hamptons, Manhattan, New York 0 7,207 Views


THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this is Rosario on the left,  really can’t figure this guy out. He went to ASU, now lives in Chinatown/Chelsea. Likes taking gay poses with his “friend” and loves making kissy faces. He claims he slept with a lot of girls, but I think he likes it in the pooper. What do you think?

Rosario, really? Talk about Forgy doomed from the get go.- nik

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Tenacious Greg Is The Real Deal Pedigree

June 17, 2009 Dirty Horses, Hamptons, Manhattan, The Dirty 5 5,950 Views


THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, your favorite horse from Belmont is actually a really well-bred horse. You’ll also note that he has a great-grandmother named Gold Digger, and a great-great grandmother named Thong.

I am starting to fall in love with this Horse.- nik

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