Hamptons | Nik Richie + Dirty Army intel, opinions, gossip, satire, and celebrities - Part 6

Forgy Guido

June 25, 2009 Hamptons, Manhattan, New York 0


THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this is Rosario on the left,  really can’t figure this guy out. He went to ASU, now lives in Chinatown/Chelsea. Likes taking gay poses with his “friend” and loves making kissy faces. He claims he slept with a lot of girls, but I think he likes it in the pooper. What do you think?

Rosario, really? Talk about Forgy doomed from the get go.- nik

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Tenacious Greg Is The Real Deal Pedigree

June 17, 2009 Dirty Horses, Hamptons, Manhattan, The Dirty 5


THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, your favorite horse from Belmont is actually a really well-bred horse. You’ll also note that he has a great-grandmother named Gold Digger, and a great-great grandmother named Thong.

I am starting to fall in love with this Horse.- nik

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Tenacious Greg For The Win

June 15, 2009 Dirty Horses, Hamptons, Manhattan, New York, The Dirty 33


THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, the 8th race of the Belmont was won by a horse named Tenacious Greg. The type of race he won is called a Claiming Race, which means that all the horses running are for sale. That horse could be yours for 23k. Once his racing career his over I’m sure he’ll be a very productive stud horse- his name is Tenacious Greg, after all.

I want him.  Someone please email me his girth, dimensions and seed count.- nik

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Fiji Love

May 11, 2009 Hamptons 11

fiji love

fiji love

THE DIRTY ARMY: she the most beautiful girl ive ever seen. honestly would you?

Answer: No, she is a Kim Kardashian wanna be, and she needs +2′s.

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Long Islands Finest

May 5, 2009 Hamptons, Manhattan 10

Long Islands Finest

Long Islands Finest

THE DIRTY ARMY: This is christina…known her for quite some time, she loves getting drunk and railed at partys. known for her +2s, so would u nik?

Whoa, she looks like an evil Kebler Elf.- nik

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Alpha Male

April 29, 2009 Hamptons, Manhattan 18


THE DIRTY ARMY: Hey Nik, This is Don Luciano aka Lucky Luciano aka The Godfather aka The DonDadda. This guy owns a pizzaria in NY and im not gonna lie the whole wheat slice is great but this guy is a complete douche. Supposedly he can beat anyone up with half strength because at full strength he would decapitate you. He is the type of dude who walks around picking fights but never throws a punch. I hear he only sips champagne when he’s thirstay. Please let me know what you think of this baboon.

You have got to be kidding me, you think if you call yourself a douche I still won’t see that this is a self post. Not for nothing, but if daddy owns something that doesn’t me you own it. Loser.- nik

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Bottoms Up

April 22, 2009 Hamptons, Jersey, Manhattan 15

Bottoms Up

Bottoms Up

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this girl is from New York apparently Howard Stern bought her +2′s for her, she seems to have a good body and is a sweetheart..so would you???

To bad her face looks like a polished turd.- nik

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Kelly Bensimon From Real Housewives Of NY

April 21, 2009 Hamptons, Manhattan, The Dirty 68

Tit trying to quit a bitch

THE DIRTY ARMY: This is Kelly Bensimon from The Real Housewives of New York… AKA worst cougar refund gap EVER. Her +2′s obviously hate each other and are making a break for it!

That REFUND Gap is the perfect bunker for the troops in Iraq.  We can win the war on terror with that hack job.- nik

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