THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, Brian literally LIVES at The Beach Bar here in Hampton Bay. He has a girlfirend, that he NEVER brings out, and has a HUGE crush on Maria Sh*rapova……..and appearantly JUST got married to his best buddy Dave. Congrats guys, youre for the gays!
His “girlfriend” that he never brings out doesn’t exist. He is for the gays.- nik
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, I recently got an email from this kid, in the dog collar. His name is Soul…….seriously, it’s his given name. Anyway, it read, “You dont know me, but I party in your area. We are having a “C*ke Party” tonight……you should come!” Really? Thats the ice breaker? This guys a douche bag!
Good email Soul, Let me know how your party goes when no girls show up and your stuck with a bunch of dudes and you are all high.- nik
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, This is Paule. He’s easy to find…..in the afternoon, he’s at the gym, self proclaimed body builder, and in the evenings, he’s at the nastiest bar in The Hamptons(whatever that may be on any given night) attempting to pass along his good fortune. CAREFUL LADIES!
Paule, I am worried about you that is the worst case of crabs I have seen. I don’t think you should let your boyfriend put his face down there.- nik
THE DIRTY ARMY: So Derek claims to be an easy going skater from Huntington Beach, who is in a very happy relationship. Right……..this looks just like the X-Games party I was at over the summer. I wonder if Derek got Tony Hawk to host his little shindig too. Derek, youre for the gays!
This looks like a gay party to me that I would never want to go to in my life.- nik
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, her name is Jennifer and she is cousins with Elle (Brocks Chick Ex BFF) she is 27 and she is indeed from Long island and she parties in the Hamptons when ever possible. Born and raised there. She was a model back in the day but now she is just a bartender.
What is with Blanka from Street Fighter 2 on the right. She needs +2′s… I thought I-talians were not allowed in the Hamptons.- nik
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, since it is the Holiday season can BBS be an honorary member of SGM?
Answer: No, this picture is Photoshopped to hell.
THE DIRTY ARMY: THESE 3 HOES FROM LONG ISLAND THINK THEY ARE THE HOTTEST GIRLS AROUND, I THINK OTHERWISE…THEY THINK THEY CAN GET ANYONE THEY WANT … SO WOULD U?
Answer: No, It is still 1985 in Long Island they don’t even have iPods yet.
THE DIRTY ARMY: Yo yo YOOOOO – the names Mike K*ppeli – Im looking for a dime to be my Hamptons arm candy- I’m a cool guy, I spend my life going back and forth from Boca Raton to Miami to my home in the Hamptons. Im friends with dirty celebs, have a phat ride, and the hookup everywhere. My family is loaded too. Message me if youre a hot chick..
Mike you have your arm around a tranny. Lets be honest you well take anything you can get.- nik
THE DIRTY ARMY: I cant stand this dude Nik – he calls himself the OFFICIAL Mike Wainer – up&coming WHITE rapper in New York – and hes best buddies with the Philadelphia Rapper – Blis. Mike, you are white bro (at least he tries to act white in his album cover pic)..
There can’t another white rapper for at least 10 more years.- nik
THE DIRTY ARMY: Watch out for Ms. Holly Go lightly boys – shes the ultimate hamptons golddigger – will do anything to get you to take her to your hampton home.
If she does made service she’s welcome to come to mine.- nik
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