Those are DUDE elbows for sure.- nik
Those are DUDE elbows for sure.- nik
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, Alex Morgan (-2′s) and Sydney Leroux (+2′s) of the US Women’s National Soccer Team were recently walking on the beaches of Hawaii as fellow Soccer player Abby Wambach and her fiancee, Sarah Huffman were getting married there. Nik, how many beers and shots would it take you to consider letting these girls handle the balls in your life?
I can’t talk about my true feelings here. I’m invited to a wedding Alex Morgan is in. So I have to be nice.
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, do you even remember who this guy is? Tom from a website called MySpace. Just wanted to let the world know he spends his days roaming around Hawaii taking gay pictures for Instagram (owned by Facebook).
So Tom became a professional photographer like everyone else on Instagram. Typical.- nik
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik! You have GOT to post about Jamie Saffran, bff of Chelsea “The Doorknob” Steinberg, who was also featured on here:[ Also See ] Not only is Jamie one of the TOP bottle rats in Miami (sucking d*ck at LIV EVERY night of the week), but she shares the SAME NAME with her father, who is currently in prison for murdering his best friend, CHOPPING HIS BODY UP INTO LITTLE PIECES, and using the victim’s credit card to pay for her FAU tuition. It made national news:[ read here ] Chelsea “The Doorknob” and “The Killer’s Daughter” were once friends with Montana Tucker, (featured in the past), but only because she’s a singer/ dancer/ actress/ model/ wannabe/ nobody who got them into clubs for free: [ Also See ] Jamie even f*cked around with the equally pathetic Sam Bernstein aka “KingBeatz” Also pictured with Jamie is wannabe (and previous featured male bottle rat), Mike Troy: [ Also See ] You know what they say, birds of a feather…
I’m very impressed by your Wikipedia link referencing skills.- nik
THE DIRTY ARMY: Ok Nik, trying to submit this again. Btw Dirty Army I REALLY want to know your thoughts in the comments section. So Nik you are always real with your words and I need them more than ever. A close gf of mine recently went through a divorce. Married for 17 years. 4 kids. 11 years ago her ex husband got pissed at her for having phone conversations with her acting scene partner. (Even though he is in Hollywood and a douche bag first AD). He gets pissed so she says well there goes my dream (mind you nothing happened between them) But he says it was an emotional affair….ummmmmm it’s her acting partner relax. SO TWO YEARS LATER he says it was his “revenge” (you don’t take revenge two years later you do it immediately) he meets this man looking chick on set and while his wife and two kids are at home he flies her to Hawaii to have a 6 week long relationship with her. She finds out cause he “accidentally” left pictures of them in Hawaii and his then wife found out. So she took one of the pictures of them both, framed it, and left it on the night stand for when he got home with a big bow on it. EPIC. Sadly she stayed with him cause she found out she was pregnant with thier 3rd kid. Anyway after her 4th kid things really went down hill. He was an asshole, never around, she always questioned his phone calls, trips etc. Now they are divorced. Who does he call? The B*TCH HE TOOK TO HAWAII!!!! Nik seriously who does that. He says he randomly hit her up. I call bullsh*t. Sounds very odd when he “randomly” hits her up and she is so quick to say I love you to him? Come on. He is spending money left and right and she is the final word. Buys a new mercedes and a new Porsche and she is the one dictating it. If she was brought back and there was nothing before that he wouldn’t let her in this deep. We don’t buy that they ever stopped contact or seeing each other. Now he is taking a trip with his kids and this home-wrecker to the SAME place in Hawaii for a vacation while their mother is about to be on the streets and is barely scraping by. What do you think Nik? Did he ever get rid of her? Does he even deserve his kids? (btw she looks like a man.) The wife he left is a friggin beauty and an excellent mom. Real Talk. She needs some expert advice.
Why is the ex-wife still hung up on this loser. This is all her fault to begin with. She couldn’t let go which made him dig the hole even deeper. The man wants a person around that actually likes him and it’s obviously not the mother of his children. MOVE ON. Find the next idiot to beat down.- nik
THE DIRTY ARMY: Theres this slut bag in melfort that thinks shes top shit and owns the streets… well she does with her legs behind her head that is… She has 2 kids likes to talk trash but the second shes confronted or sees you she shuts the fuck up an backs down. She doesnt take her kids anywere and is like the first slice of bread in the bag the slice that everyone touches but nobody really wants. She has lock jaw from hell and looks like she fell outta a donkeys asshole. 99% of her so called beauty could be whiped away with a wetnap she honestly looks like she should be in the circus. she looooooves to open her legs to anyone thats willing to buy her a drink and is dateing a 16 year old guy this bitch is 23 years old!!!!! what the fck is wrong with her!!! Oh and on top of that she is living with her e bf who she tells will ever see his kid if h moves ot or sees anyone else and still sleeps with him WHILE SHES DATEING SOMEONE!!! straight hootchie. and needs her kids taken away from her are shes a terribe mother and has them in a horrid living environment!!
How can you not manage to keep your eyes open when you take a picture of yourself?- nik