THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, I introduce you to Anita ...
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Could She Be The One
Posted in Hawaii, Honolulu, Jersey | March 9th, 2010
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik this is my ex alyssa, she recently just moved back to rhode island from hawaii to “save money”. She knows how to party hard, & is usually classy, also sucks a mean dick. A few months ago she crashed up her E- Class, and shouldve died, but shes an angel. is this the brunette youve been looking for nik? would you?! i wish i still could. .
Answer: no. I thought girls who lived on the beach are supposed to have good bodies, she has one of the worst beach bodies I have seen. And she is never gunna take you back after you put her on the dirty.
Groupie
Posted in Hawaii, Honolulu | February 3rd, 2010
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik meet Kandace W**, 19 years old from Hawaii, and currently lives in Newport as well where she goes to “school”. This girl is the biggest slut, and groupie to hit Hawaii. She hangs around the North Shore looking for to hang out professional surfers because she is a groupie, she has been around the block. She is out almost every other day, getting sh*tface drunk, and being nice to anyone who is “anyone” . Oh yeah she also claims shes a “model”, who posts pictures of herself in thongs on her facebook and myspace. What kind of model is that? but hasn’t ever done any real work.
Nik what do you think of this trog?
She needs to get a chin implant and lose about 15 lbs if she wants to stay a groupie.- nik
Caption of the Day
Posted in Caption of the Day, Hawaii, Honolulu, The Dirty | September 24th, 2009
DIRTY ARMY, here is your beautiful picture for “Caption of the Day”.
Baywatch? Please be funny and not racist.
Winner of this Caption of the Day wins a DIRTY ARMY Shirt guy or girl!
Last Caption Winner: Reefer
If i’da known she was a squirter I’da never gone down on her while on the rag.
Girls Needs Help
Posted in Hawaii, Honolulu, New England | September 16th, 2009
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this girl is from “connectiC*NT” but resides in waikiki, HI for “school”. She thinks she is so hot and can get any guy she wants. The sad thing is, she usually ends up going home with a new guy every night. She spreads stories about her sexual adventures with foreigner tourists, and they involve scrapes, scratches, ice cubes, and being bent over balconies. She drinks at bars every single night, and normally is on crutches. On top of that, she NEVER wears underwear with her dresses. She’s gotten so plastered that she’s passed out on random streets downtown Honolulu with legs spread vagina hanging out. Nik, please put this girl on blast, and tell me you wouldn’t hit it.
Her body was definitely not ready for a two piece in Hawaii.- nik
My Antonio Equals More Strippers
Posted in Hawaii, Hollywood, Maui, New England, The Dirty | August 25th, 2009
THE DIRTY ARMY: So sorry to expose, but the truth will set you free. All this info does is completley justify that being a “reality star” is still a “star”. I danced in a club in milford, CT for a couple months and a fellow dancer was “jessica” from the VH1 show MY ANTONIO. I can’t remember he stage name but i remember she drove from boston, MA to dance in CT which explains the accent. Srry “jessica” u were always nice to me, atleast to my face (forget the time you tried to proposition the guy who drove me to work one day cuz you thought he was the ‘new girls’s boyfriend) . P.S. Nik, I was a stripper, saw the down and dirty of it all. I luv how glorified it is. strippers=prostitutes/and/or single moms. Come on girls give it up. We all start dancing, don’t know how to switch from the act to real life and in the mean time get a drug problem. Need a clear mind to see the truth (I know big boobs make boners and those can be distracting) well…Holla.
So what you are telling me is that the casting for this show was done at a Strip Club. Jessica are you prego or just fat?- nik
Also See: Breaking Dirty News: VH1’s My Antonio’s Sarah Haeussler Nudes …
Canary In Hawaii
Posted in Canary, Hawaii, Maui, Newport, The Dirty | August 4th, 2009
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik looks like Canary took some time off from Newport and Vegas and is Relaxing in Hawaii, Nik should the locals beware of her?
Good, she needs the vacation to find herself. She has been eating some bad bird seed lately according to her mood swings.- nik
Also See: Canary’s Life Story
Scumbag From Hawaii
Posted in Hawaii, Maui | July 20th, 2009
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, unfortunately, one of my friends use to date this guy awhile back ago. she finally dumped him, thank god. anyway now he wont quit stalking her , he needs to get a life and stay out of hers. he is nothing but a greasy scrub with terrible hair , who likes to mooch off any girl he can because his lame ass is too lazy to work and be responsible. Nik please put this douche bag on blast!! thanks.
Why are Hawaiians always so fat? I thought pineapple was low in calories.- nik
Apple Approved: New Iphone Application For Scoring Ganja
Posted in Anchorage, Denver, Dirty News, Hawaii, Las Vegas, Michigan, Montana State, Newport, Oregon, The Dirty, Washington | July 20th, 2009
THE DIRTY ARMY: (TRANSRACIAL) Apple has just approved a new Iphone app that helps folks find their nearest marijuana-distribution center with a few easy clicks. Appropriately-named Cannabis, the $2.99 app allows Iphoners to find legal marijuana dealers in the 13 states where medical-MJ has been approved.Users search by city or zip-code, with data supplied — and continually updated — by Imedicalcannabis.org, a patient resource center. Interestingly, the software has been developed by techies who are themselves medical marijuana users — and 50 cents of every app down-load will be donated to pro-bud avocacy groups.
This application is going to make bank. Glad to see that Apple will get their cut in drug trafficking.- nik
Caption of the Day
Posted in Hawaii, The Dirty | June 22nd, 2009
DIRTY ARMY, here is your beautiful picture for “Caption of the Day”.
Pot of Gold? Please be funny and not racist.
Link to previous winner - Envelope Please
Winner of this Caption of the Day wins a DIRTY ARMY Shirt guy or girl!
Hawaii Firefighters
Posted in Hawaii, Honolulu | May 20th, 2009
THE DIRTY ARMY: Hawaii’s bravest taking some time out of their day.
Is it a requirement in Hawaii to have big ears and be a Firefighter?- nik
