THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this is classic. This sugar baby doesn’t remember if she banged Dave Navarro. What a classy girl right? Maybe she did bang him and is trying to act all cool cause she did.
I wish Dave Navarro and Carmen Electra would just get back together. They are soul mates.- nik
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, I feel like Jennifer Connelly is the brunette you have always been searching for. I think she’s so pretty and she’s super fit with light eyes. I’m surprised you’ve never commented on her before. So, let us know.
It’s impossible for me to have any sexual feelings for a female over 32 years of age.- nik
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, of course we all know Jenna Jameson is really lost her mind and is spiraling out of control with her drug addiction, but she also has picked a real loser to be her new “boyfriend”. John Wood isn’t the little angel he appears to be. Jenna hates cheaters, well she needs to ask John about his affair with Colleen Schneider while he was married to Amber Nicole Miller. This affair happened while Amber and John were trying to have a baby. Nice one John! He also has a felony assault charge and his gym is taking a huge dump too. Ironic that Jenna in her “delusional” state of mind would find John attractive — or not? Jenna needs to sober up long enough to ask John a few serious questions. John isn’t fooling everyone.
Are John and Jenna still together or was this relationship staged so Jenna could get a paycheck? She really needs $$ according to mutual friends.- nik
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this girl Helene Nygård from Norway has the prettiest eyes I have ever seen. Not only is she hot, but she seems like one cool ass girl. I wanted to ask if these are the eyes you have been searching for?
These are them. Tell me more… she needs a lot of work, but nothing a groomer can’t fix. Where in Norway?- nik
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, Mayor Ron Jones is a complete con job in Hollywood. He is evil! I worked with him on a shoot at youtube studios, they didn’t even provide food! No pay. All promises to big projects we could work on. All fake, all BS, shot for him and never heard from him again. This man treats people with fake happiness and fake smiles. He is a total joke. Do not give this man money either, he will not use it appropriately. I won’t say more than that, but it’s true!
I’m trying to figure out where his neck starts?- nik
THE DIRTY ARMY: Hey, Nik, there’s an Albanian MILF, Elona Ndoj, whose ITG is perfect. I adore her body, but i want to know your opinion because you are very picky and keen on details? What do you think?
She has old Kate Moss face.- nik