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Hollywood Mooch

Posted in Hollywood, The Dirty | February 9th, 2010

TEH DIRTY ARMY: Nik, if you frequent the Hollywood area clubs, you know her. No job, no money, bad tatts, thinks every guy wants her. She needs a reality check, her shoulders are broader than some NFL linebackers. She used to weigh about 180, but she lost 20 pounds doing aspen. She is good at 2 things: manipulating people and mooching. Word has it she scammed a couple thousand dollars off of a cancer patient. She has a boyfriend in prison, but it hasn’t stopped her from sleeping with any dude with a pulse. Plus she’s a thief, watch your stuff around her, she’ll snatch it. Wallet, cell phone, you name it. I don’t advocate violence, but if you spot her, slap her across the face, knock some sense into this thing. Guys stay away, wear a hazmat suit if you have to. Her voice is deeper than Barry White’s and she sweats like a pig. Is that an Adam’s apple I see?  So Nik, what you think about this Hollywood Rat?

I feel violated just reading what you wrote soldier.  I am just happy that she is wearing underwear… her kind usually keeps it breezy.- nik


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PV High School Coach Loves Aspen And Strippers

Posted in Dallas, Hollywood, Los Angeles, The Dirty | February 8th, 2010

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this is David Thurm*n Coach of the ritzy and uber wealthy Palos Verdes High School Equestrian team. {he’s a voluntary coach} Coach Thurm*n Is also a Real Estate Developer and an Investor. He drives around in a black Lamborghini. He has lunch at La Scala every other day. Mr Thurm*n’s pastimes include cheating on his Wife Anne with Girls From Silver City In Dallas Texas and telling everyone he is worth million’s of Dollars even though it’s his wife’s Family’s money. David has been lucky enough to even give his wife an STD. The Sick part of this is these photos were given to the School Administration. And this fast talking Scum Bag managed to convince them that the photos were fake (they are Not !! I was there!) If I was a parent at that school my head would spin off knowing this scum bag was around my 15-19 yr old daughter on a regular basis??! Can My Dirty Army Help me authenticate these photo’s or name the Girl in them or her age?? Love YA xoxo

Palos Verdes High School obviously has no class.  Coach Creepy needs to be fired immediately and his Wife needs to wake her ass up.- nik

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Nick Malibu- I Am Beautiful

Posted in Hollywood, The Dirty | February 8th, 2010

I always got your back Nick Malibu! I am your #1 fan. You are a legend and make me cry sometimes with happiness.

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In The Friend Zone

Posted in Hollywood, The Dirty | February 8th, 2010

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, so this is my good friend I think she is the hottest girl on earth and she is super cool… but i think i messed up nik, I’ve been in the “friend” zone for almost 4 years… Just watching her run through these douchebags left and right and trying to figure out why im the one spooning with her every time one of them f*cks her over.  Nik anyway i can get out of the friend zone and be her husband? or is it too late?

Let it be too late… Why do guys have hearts?  If you marry this sideways confused color face she will walk all over you and treat you like a peasant with total control over your life and goals.  Nothing will change and you will only have serious happiness for 3 months max.  Move on and find a hot chick.- nik


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Ke$ha VS Mary Kate

Posted in Hollywood, The Dirty | February 4th, 2010

Ke$ha vs Mary Kate

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, here’s an interesting side by side of Ke$ha and Mary Kate.  I can’t tell which one looks more beat up?

They both look like heroin addicts so who cares?- nik

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Nik You Won This One As Usual

Posted in Hollywood, Jersey, Los Angeles, The Dirty | February 4th, 2010

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, Christian Audigier, the man who had a hand in popularizing — to the point of near extinction — the flying eyeball logo and trucker hats of the Von Dutch label, and more recently built the tattoo flash art of Ed Hardy into a loud lifestyle brand that currently includes (but is in no way limited to) air fresheners, energy drinks and wine, is apparently getting ready to go all minimalist and subdued on us. Click Here To Read Full Story

Christy Audigay announced that a new men’s and women’s apparel line, “free of graphics and logos … inspired by the comfort and simplicity of vintage T-shirts”…  Why is he going all Anti-Douche Bag on us?- nik

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Found This In My Bed At Work

Posted in Hollywood, Justin Bobby | February 4th, 2010

FOUND THIS IN MY BED AT WORK

THE DIRTY ARMY: NIK AT WORK, COME BACK TO GO TO SLEEP…(YES WERE ALLOWED TO SLEEP) AND I FIND THIS IN MY BED…..HMMM.

Where the f*ck do you work? A brothel?- nik

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Hot Girlfriends

Posted in Hollywood, Would You? | February 4th, 2010

THE DIRTY ARMY: Notice someone that doesn’t belong? The girl in the middle is Mycole Metcalf, the owner of hotgirlfriendsla.com and self proclaimed hot girl. I dont know about you but I really don’t think someone who looks like that should have the right to decide who is hot who is not. Sadly the playboy mansion often goes through her to staff their VIP hosts and waitresses for the parties. No clue why.

Playboy might as well be a gay magazine. I don’t think any dude has rubbed one out to it since Hef started collecting  his Social Security.- nik

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Guido Or Just Forgy

Posted in Hollywood, The Dirty | February 3rd, 2010

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this guy is a really good friend but swears he’s “the business”. Yes, everyone has gay knick names now because of the worst show on television. Sometimes I wonder if he’s a guido or just a wanna be…maybe u can help? he swears he’s the sh*t.

I am going with Wanna BeBe, if you aren’t born in Jersey like myself… you do not deserve to fist pump.- nik

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Cali Version Of AIM

Posted in Hollywood, The Dirty | February 3rd, 2010

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THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik let me introduce you to Jaclyn a stripper from West Covina, I would say she is a low budget California version of dirty celeb AIM, she has potetential to be the first West Covina dirty celeb. Lets just say she is well known in the area for partying , showing off that huge butt, stripping, and being extra friendly for tips. Nik any chance West Covina will get a celeb?

Where the hell is West Covina?  Why would I want anything to do with that city if these are the mortals they produce?  That is a DUDE!- nik

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