Whale Wars’ Nudes Made Me Throw Up

August 31, 2014 Hollywood, The Dirty 16

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THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, as a woman I hated you for always talking bad about Kate Upton because I found her so beautiful and hot.  Today after I saw her nudes leaked, I wanted to apologize.  OMG, the girl is pure disgusting and made me sick to my stomach.  We literally call this girl a model?  She is a fat pig.  Disgusting .  Click here to see Kate Upton naked… You will get sick!!!

Whale Wars.- nik



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No One Is Safe

August 31, 2014 Hollywood, The Dirty 22

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THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, how crazy it that today all these A-List Hollywood actresses and their nudes getting leaked??? The alleged victims include Jennifer Lawrence. Kate Upton, Victoria Justice, Ariana Grande, Kirsten Dunst, Hope Solo, Krysten Ritter, Yvonne Strahovski, and Teresa Palmer. I’m actually not surprised about this, technology is so advanced these days that no one is safe. Mary Elizabeth Winstead even came forward and said her nudes are so old and she deleted them from her phones years ago… but still they found a way to get them out.  Click here to see some of the Nudes that have been leaked so far. 

Nobody’s cell phone is safe.- nik



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Tranny Looking Escort Gucci Girl Deserves A Lot Of Credit

August 31, 2014 Hollywood, The Dirty 20

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THE DIRTY ARMY:  Nik, I know we look down upon escorts/hookers/sugar babies and I used to as well, but my opinion on all of them changed last week.  I’m struggling trying to pay for this upcoming semester, my parents are broke losers and the jobs I have, I just can’t cover everything.  I needed 800 bucks to pay for rent and had no choice.  I went on Seeking Arrangement and I’m not lying, within an hour I was in my car, driving 2 miles down the road to go to a hotel to have sex.  He said he was 58 and seemed like a very innocent gentleman.  We made an arrangement I would get $800 and a gift for 1 hour of my time.  He said it might even be shorter.  So I get there, the guy is easily 70, instead of $800 he only had $400, so we had sex anyway cause I really needed the money.  He choked me, kept on calling me little girl and finished all over my face, from start to finish, maybe took 5 min at tops.  Worst time of my life, I haven’t been able to go to bed since without thinking about it the whole time, I’m disgusted with myself and have a whole new appreciation for these girls.  You have to be very mind strong or on a ton of xanax to do this.  I couldn’t imagine having to be with these old men on vacations and in public.  Kudos girls, your jobs are definitely worth the Red Bottoms and poop smell.

Let us know how the next arrangement goes. Nobody tries this once.- nik



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Celebrity Gossip: Blogroll

August 31, 2014 Hollywood, The Dirty 13

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Click Here to see Iggy Azalea performing at a fair… talk about going backwards!!

Click Here to read my thoughts on why Cristiano Ronaldo should have not been awarded “Player of the Year”!!

Click Here to see Denise Richard’s age catching up to her!!

Click Here to see Yeezus back to performing!!



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Nick Ronin Might Be Very Pretty, But He Is A True Deadbeat

August 31, 2014 Hollywood, The Dirty 17

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, he’s 25…. a lifeguard, he lives off unemployment, he smokes weed all day. And oh ya he forreal has DRD that doesn’t go away. Smoosh at your own risk. He might look pretty but he is the definition of dead beat.

Would you?- nik



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Lexi Boo Is The Hottest Asian Girl

August 31, 2014 Hollywood, The Dirty 21

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THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, wanted to ask your thoughts on Lexi Boo?  She hangs out with pornstars and hooks with them and is a very popular girl in Hollywood.  She has to be one of the hottest Asian girls around and I had to ask you to verify this.

Terrible knees… I see rug/carpet/tile burn on her knee cap.- nik



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Charlotte McKinney Is A Goddess

August 30, 2014 Hollywood, The Dirty 35

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THE DIRTY ARMY:  Nik, how anyone doesn’t think this girl is the next big thing is crazy. She has all the curves in all the right spots, she is 10000 times better than Whale Wars and The Office… Charlotte needs to be on billboards not Abigail’s fat ass.

Charlotte’s nose is holding her back.- nik



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Who Do You Think Is The Most Narcissistic Instagram “Celebrity”

August 29, 2014 Hollywood, The Dirty 117

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THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, it is time that we as the DIRTY ARMY educate little girls who follow and look up to these gold digging uneducated women in Instagram so perhaps they will wake up and find real role models.  THE PROBLEM: Many years ago a very well known and respected scientist and doctor Sigmund Freud’s introduced us to the term Narcissism, a concept in psychoanalytic theory. Narcissistic Personality Disorder was characterized by a long-standing pattern of grandiosity (either in fantasy or actual behavior), an overwhelming need for admiration, and usually a complete lack of empathy toward others. People with this disorder believe they are of primary importance in everybody’s life or to anyone they meet. They should be first and most important, they should have all the money, all the praise. With the spread of social medial their disorder gets worse. They take 21302 selfies of themselves daily, they make instagrams accounts not just for themselves for their kids, unborn kids, husbands, cousins and sometimes even their pets. It’s an epidemic and they don’t even realize they have it. People with narcissistic personality disorder display snobbish, disdainful, or patronizing attitudes. Most of them are uneducated they look for the easy way through life…and when they find it they like to flaunt it because the want to be seen as important.

Thanks for the lesson.- nik



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