The Dirty

Posted in Hollywood, The Dirty, Would You? | February 3rd, 2012

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this is Rio. She used to date a friend of mine. I think she’s super pretty, but she is dumb as a door nail. She parties a lot, that’s all I really know about her… Anyway, would you?

Rio, do you know how to read emails and book travel? You are hired as my assistant. I need an average looking girl with a cool name so I choose you.- nik

Posted in Hollywood | February 3rd, 2012

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, I saw this story on abc news, came straight here for the info…but found nothing…. who knows about this creeper?  I’m surprised more people haven’t been accused of this, they are all major creeps in Hollywood.

Saw this on news too… he is a dime a dozen in LA.- nik

Posted in Hollywood, The Dirty, Would You? | February 2nd, 2012

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this is Jessica-Jane Celment.  A total knockout and any man on this planet, gay, straight, married, or whatever you would definitely with this gorgeous beauty.  I mean there is nothing bad you can say or actually point out about her.

Answer: Before I commit to something special can I see real images?

Posted in Hollywood, The Dirty | February 2nd, 2012

THE DIRTY ARMY:  Nik, 2 years later don’t ever forget the vicious beating. I heard a good theory recently maybe Chris Brown didn’t hit Rihanna maybe she just got too close to his fists when he was dancing; DA Strong.

Chris Brown beat up a woman. Final Answer. Now go buy his new album because you don’t care.- nik

Posted in Hollywood, The Dirty | February 2nd, 2012

Make sure you click the link below to get caught up on why Jessica Schulman is lifeless.

Part 2: Nik, After the pajama party, I left the guest house that Jessie lives in, got on my bike and headed home. As I came around the corner, I  noticed a patch of wet pavement in the street ahead of me. It turned out to be a broken sprinkler that was pouring heavy streams of water in to the street. I reduced my speed, but wound up hydroplaning through the turn. After my stunt of flying through the air, and realizing the bike was totalled, I called LAPD to report the accident.  LAPD arrived about a minute after, took my statement, and agreed that I was one lucky SOB. EMS came to the scene as well. I declined going to the hospital. Complete with shredded clothes and road rash from my neck to feet, I called a friend to come pick me up.

The  fact of the matter is; I WAS NOT DRUNK. I think I would of been taken to jail if I was, right? After the accident that night,  LAPD never asked me to take any type of field sobriety test or Breathalyzer…There IS a police report! Jessie Shulman’s attempts to tell the whole world that I was drunk or on drugs, is not only disgusting but is a desperate attempt to once again retaliate for me ignoring her.  JESSIE hear this loud and clear. We are done with you. My family, my friends and whoever else you have continually threatened, abused and harassed for years!!! DONE!!

For the record,  Crazy face Schulman filed a harassment order against me. For what???? For ignoring her… That’s why! I have not answered her calls or made any attempt to contact her since I left her house that night. Note to self:: Throw away all my pajamas.

Sucks to be a Fat Dreamkiller.- nik

ALSO SEE: EXCLUSIVE: AJ Lamas Tells The Truth About What Really Happened That Night With Loser Jessica Schulman

**The dude in the image above is not AJ Lamas. Click here to see AJ… ladies email me if you’re hot and would like to go on a double date. Looking for women who actually have a backbone.**

Posted in Hollywood, The Dirty | February 2nd, 2012

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, here’s a before and after of COCO T. (aka Nicole Austin). Plenty of work here.. receiving a nose job, boob job, lip injections, the list goes on and on. She denies ever getting butt implants but I beg to differ. You’re always telling girls they have to look a certain way; fix this and that, to the extent where girls are so self conscious they listen to you and do it. Sure, she looks better now than before but is this what your definition of ‘beauty’ is? Beauty isn’t achieved after countless surgical procedures and the amount of money one has to spend. You keep encouraging small breasted women to get some +2′s, telling average looking girls to get nose jobs, chins, reduce their feet size?! You’re making them less of who they are till they have low self esteem, change the person they are to please YOU! Just some guy on the other side of a computer screen who takes credit for judging someone till they get work done. Obviously girls who ACTUALLY take your ‘advice’ aren’t so smart, but imagine if all the girls you judge do, then one day you’re just gonna have a bunch of dense b*tches with their t*ts done with no personality out to find a man who will support them yet can’t find a man because not all guys are into PLASTIC like you nik.

So what’s your point because last time I checked you cannot have sex with a personality… I believe a females outer shell is everything. It guides them in life and in the bedroom. People ask for my honest advice/opinion and I deliver. Don’t get mad at me because you are ugly and try to justify failure.- nik

Posted in Hollywood | February 2nd, 2012

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, for starters, I go on your site many times a day (4 years strong) and speak DA fluently!!! I’m a 22 year old girl who has had sex with a little more than 30 people. I never tell my number to anyone because 1) it’s personal and 2) most girls lie about it anyway. So now I have two questions for you: 1) What is average for my age group? 2) Do guys really care how many others their girlfriend has slept with?

I think no girl should have a number higher than 31.- nik

Posted in Hollywood, Houston, Houston Rockets, The Dirty | February 2nd, 2012

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, here are more pictures I found of Houston Rockets. I wish she didn’t do that face in every picture she takes but I think she is looking a lot better these days. She has my vote for March Madness.

I have never been a fan of her jawline.- nik

Posted in Hollywood, The Dirty | February 1st, 2012

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this is my ex Jessica Burciaga.  You are no stranger to her and neither is the DA.  It has been years since I f*cked up and cheated on her and broke her heart.  She was completely out of my mind, I had not thought about her in year until all these posts started coming up on TheDirty about her and Kobe Bryant.  I’ve been married for 4 years now and have an amazing wife and 2 beautiful children, but I can’t help to think that she was the one I was supposed to marry.  Last 4 times I’ve had sex with my wife, all I have thought about was Jessica, like I was sleeping with her instead of my wife and I truly like it and makes me feel better about the sex I’m having (my wife’s body went to sh*t after the first kid).  I don’t know what to do Nik, do I continue living this fantasy with my wife, or do I tell her to truth and go after my soul mate?

You should file for divorce immediately and start stalking Jessica again.- nik

Posted in Hollywood | February 1st, 2012