11.06.09

Black Barbie Shim Gets A Promo Gig

Black Barbie Shim gets a promo gig

Black Barbie Shim gets a promo gig

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, dirty celeb Black Barbie Shim has hit the big time with a new product she is a promo girl for, it is an at home stripper pole. Nik are you surprised BBS is promoting such a wholesome product?

I’m so disturbed by the second picture. Orange hair seriously? That’s like a blonde Asian.- nik


Nik Richie

11.05.09

Fat Guy From Borat Partying

Fat guy from Borat partying

Fat guy from Borat partying

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik check out this big fat party animal Ken Davitian from Borat, who knew a fat Armenian superstar could party so hard.

Not for nothing… the way I am drinking I might look just like him in 2 years.  He might even be my real father.- nik

**Cleveland be ready because I already started going hard last night and I want to tear it up tonight.


Nik Richie

11.05.09

Platinum From For The Love Of Ray J Is A Cheater

Posted in Hollywood, The Dirty

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THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this is Mary Li*d aka Platinum from the New for the love of Ray J show, where supposedly she is there to find love with Ray J, yet she has a long term boyfriend, she needs to be called out as a fake, liar and cheater. That’s why I think all these shows are soooo stupid.

That entire show is scripted and all the girls are actresses.  Ray J is the black Brett Michaels.  They will keep pumping out these shows because idiots watch them.- nik


Nik Richie

11.05.09

DreamKiller Mode In Full Effect

Posted in Hollywood, The Dirty

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I am sad to report that Jeremy Larner has gone into full Jansport mode. He latched onto a DreamKiller who is changing his life into what he thinks is a “positive” manner.  Friends have reported that he doesn’t return phone calls or emails anymore.  Even his dogs that he dresses up feel neglected.  The DreamKiller gods have spoken.

RIP Jeremy Larner, may the grass be greener on the other side.  

P.S. Just like every other chick the Sex gets old after 6 months (2 weeks in my book, but I am cooler).  May you meditate in peace my friend.

Rookie Definitions:

Jansport aka Janny- When a dude creeps onto a chick so hard and never leaves her side… like wearing a Jansport backpack.  Usually the chick breaks down out of sympathy.  Also, Janny’s are very over protective of their conquests only wanting to be with their chick instead of their buddies.  Constant texts and phones calls are made to her during guy events. Backpack mode.

DreamKiller- When a chick consumes a dudes life taking away all the fun he ever had.  Crushing all his hopes and dreams both professionally and emotionally.  Kids cannot be DreamKiller’s, but the female who produced those kids is a DK.  DreamKiller’s are notorious for getting rid of all your guy friends so they can have you all to themselves until you have nothing left.  The greatest day in a DreamKiller’s life is her wedding day.  The greatest day for you (him) in a DreamKiller’s life is NEVER!


Nik Richie

11.05.09

Nik Is This What Your Looking For?

Posted in Hollywood

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I thin she might be a winner for you

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, her name is Dominiquie L*yfette..and I have to know is this what u r looking for?

Dominiquie? “She” was totally born with a Greg.- nik


Nik Richie

11.05.09

Goooo Team! Hooray!

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THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, and the moral of this story is…don’t be a cheerleader…this is what happens. you end up on the dirty.

Team Forgy?- nik


Nik Richie

11.05.09

AR Mystery Is Real

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THE DIRTY ARMY:  Nik, I just saw the post about Amanda Roadmen. I know her personally. Yes, her real name is Amanda Roadmen and she is real. I’m surprised you haven’t figured that out by now….. I don’t think she’s pregnant, if she is I haven’t heard about it, it wouldn’t be shocking if she was pregnant though, she is does have a boyfriend now. I have some pictures from the same photoshoot/same day/same photographer. Look at the material of the swimsuit posted in your earlier post, anyone would look fat in that. Here’s some more pictures from that shoot, I think she looks great.

I just need solid evidence for this Cold Case File.  Who is Arielle Reistma? Check this email from Roadmen below… I am starting to think Amanda Roadmen is RichieRexic.  She is the only girl I know crazy enough to do something like this.- nik

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Also See: AR Unsolved Mystery


Nik Richie

11.05.09

Playboy Continues Downhill Spiral

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THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, here you have an Indian from Downers Grove, Illinois, she’s 28, and Indian. When you say that Playboy is going down hill, I didn’t believe you till right now. This girl was chosen to represent Playboy Golf in August. The photo of her dressed up by the pool, is here in ‘outfit’ for Kandyland night at the Playboy Mansion in June. What the hell is going on over there? Crazy thing is, she has been going to the Mansion and Playboy events for a couple of years now. I don’t know how no one else has put this chick on blast. She moved back to Illinois after getting kicked out of New York, and thinks she some sort of ‘Social Celebrity’. Please do Playboy and all of us a favor & bring this girl back to reality.

Since when has their demo changed to Hindu?- nik


Nik Richie

11.05.09

WTF Happened To AR Mystery?

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THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, WTF happened to AR? Is she Prego? I hate to post her on here cause she is so lame but WTF?

She could be tucking a Greg too?  Say it aint so… Check out this email I got from Roadman.- nik

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**Maybe she is real?


Nik Richie

11.04.09

Brittany Binger, Now You Know me

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THE DIRTY ARMY: So you’ve occasionally had posts of Brittany Binger, the playmate that’s been seeing the baseball player Grady Sizemore. So if you don’t know the back story of her. She’s from Ohio, grew up in a farm, moved to LA at 19 to become a model blah blah blah same old story. But she seems to be the target of Grady fans that HATE her, and only because apparently she accused them of “hacking” into her personal photo’s and posting the ones of her and Grady on New Years. But I have a hard time believing that, I may be wrong but I didn’t know if it was even possible to hack into someone’s iphoto’s….especially since it’s not even connected to the internet. So unless someone stole her laptop, it’s obvious she’s lying… Click Here To Read Full Story

The funny part about when those pictures leaked her legal decided to go after me and no other website.  How did that work out for you Brit?  Just admit that you leaked the pictures because nobody knew who you were and your baseball boy-toy didn’t help your status.- nik

Also See:

Grady Sizemore And His Playmate Girlfriend Brittany Binger On Halloween

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Grady Sizemore And Playmate Girlfriend

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+2 Factor: when a chick gets a boob job it increases her value two points on a ten point scale

+2's: fake boobs

30k Milli: a guy who claims he make millions, but really only make around $30k a year and spends all his money on stuff he can't afford; a poser

6 head (5 head): when a person has a enormous forehead (measured in inches)

Affliction: a brand of clothing worn by losers

Afro-Brow: hairy eyebrows

Air biscuit: fart

Anti-petite: no way near small

Aquaf*gs: underwater f*gs

Babushka: a big giant, Harlem Globetrotter-like afro, that explodes out of the panties of a Crabby Patty when panty security has been breached

Beak: Nose like a large bird

Beat: disgustingly ugly

Bissues: b*tch with issues

Blanimal: A black animal

Blast (putting someone on blast): putting someone in the spotlight and/or exposing them; talking crap about someone

Bucket Seats: nice ass

Butterface: everything looks good, but her face

Cadirack: not easy on the eyes, an eye sore

Caker: chick who wears way too much makeup

Cannibal: a lesbian. Because they eat their own kind

Car-Tastrophe: beat looking people in a car

Ceptor head: looks good except her head

Cheesecake: real fruity guy

Chubble: problems fat people cause.

Combustible Cougar: horny for young men

Combustible face: Hazardous look

Cougar in Training (Baby Cougar): a girl who will grow up to be a Cougar because her mom is one and/or she is starting to look and act like one

Cougars: women who are 40 or older who try to be 20 (by getting plastic surgery, wearing tons of makeup, dressing like they are 20, etc) and usually date or "prey" on younger men

Cougar-Troll: an ugly cougar

Cougarville: place where cougars come from

Cougarwood: place where famous cougars go

Cougrrrr: Very ugly cougar

Count gutula: big stomach

Crabby Patty: p*ssy

Crash test dummy: a dumb friend that you can convince to do anything

Dale Boy (Dales): a guy who claims to be straight but acts like he's gay (or really is just gay)

D-Bagalicious: sensational D-bag

D-Bag: Douche bag; someone who sucks at life; a total jerk

Dirty Army: the group of people who are fans of thedirty.com

Dirty Bird: dirty/sl*tty British chick

Don: a young female gold digger looking for a new wealthy father or sugar daddy

Douchetard: douche + retard

Drag Hag: someone who hangs with drag queens

DSL's: D*ck sucking lips

Dugout Driller: aggressive gay guy

Egg Roll(s): fat Asians

F*gadocious: super gay

F*gtastic: overly gay

F*gtician: professional f*gs

Fake SGM: people who are not in the Scissor Gang Mafia but pretend to be by giving the scissor gang sign in pictures (and NIk will point out the reason why they are not cool enough to be in it)

Fanny Pack's : beat girls that have no appeal

Farm: a person's ass

Fattastrophe: group of very fat people

Fifty cake mistake: big girl who loves cake

Fifty Yarder: only looks good from fifty yards away

File You Away: putting a hot guy/girl (whatever works for ya) in your mental hard drive so you can masturbate to them later

Flesbian: Fake lesbian

Forgy: Short for, "For the gays"

Frat Rat: a girl who loves to hang out with and/or screw guys in fraternities

Freetard: a free retard

Front Grill: teeth

F*ck Trophy: baby/kid..."What bout that chick you met at the club the other night, did you hit that?" "Naw she's got a f*ck trophy."

Fugly: f*cking ugly

FUPA: a fat upper pu**y area. Men can have it too.

Gaysian: a gay Asian.

Gestappo's : those who oppose the dirty army

Gills: side fat; love-handles

Grave Diggaz: dirty nails

Grazer: chick that likes to eat a lot

Green Bay: cellulite; cottage cheese

Gregalicious: Owns a greg

Greg-Juice: self explanatory

Greg: penis; tummy stick

Helmet Special: retard

Himstitute: tranny prostitute

Hoemerican: an American hoe

Horses (or any reference to a horse, stable, the derby, races or horse names): people with huge teeth and gums that resemble those of a horse

Insurgents: non SGM perpetrator/ enemies of the army

Jack Bauer: a person with a large fore head or a twenty forehead

Jay Leno: got a big chin

Kodiak: body of a bear

Lee push up bra: from the makers of lee press on nails

Long Head Clan: horse division ( horse head)

Lotto Baby: unknown father (a lot-of people hit that)

MAC Forcefield: tons and tons of makeup that looks clown-like

Mad Monkey: extremely drunk & out of control

Mick Jagger's : Big lips

Muffin Top: when a person's side or stomach fat bubbles over their waistband because their pants are too tight, forming the shape of a muffin

Multichin: multiple chins

Multi-Gregging: Gang bang on one chick

Nominee: person with no money

Nomo's: a place where no homo's are welcome

Noodles: referring to Asian people or descent

Nostrildahmus: Huge nose pipes

Onion: nice a$$

Oscar Myer: Got a Greg

Pack of franks: fat rolls on a chicks body..."Damn! look at the pack of franks on that chic"

Paki house/hut: liquor store

Patch Adams: balding

Pearl catcher: chicks who get c*mmed on

Pebbles: an attractive, yet underage and overly sexual young girl. (aka jailbait)

Pepperidge Farm: way too old

PGM ("Pinky Gang Mafia"): the rival gang of SGM whose members show their pinky finger when having a picture taken

Pickle Smoocher: rubs the Greg

Pig Fishing: guys who are out to just f*ck anything

Pirate: gay dude. Because they like semen on their poop deck

Poon lagoon: pu**y

Prop 8: gay person who wants to get married

Prosthetic Playa: fake wanna be player

Puffydumbbell: roid user

Purple Crayon: A black man's Gregr

Raisinets: ugly nipples

Red Cup Nation: those of us who agree that only red plastic cups should be used at parties (because all other colors are stupid)

Refund Gap: the huge gap between some women's fake boobs that is so big that they should get their money back from their doctor

Ronald Mcdonalds: High arching eyebrows

RVM: red vest mafia: Valet attendant

Sevenhead: means "Yes I ride the Short Bus!"

Sewerfront: Waterfront in Scottsdale

SGM ("Scissor Gang Mafia"): people who make a scissor/backward peace sign when having their picture taken

She-Boys: Trannys

Shim: a girl who looks like a man

Shimspital: hospital for shims

Shman: female type of man

Shopping Bags: droopy boob job or +2'S

Shotgun: a slutty chick. One cock and she's ready to blow

Shougar: a girl that is a cougar and a shim

Skankaholic: addicted to or being a skank; likes skanky chicks; an alcoholic skank

Ski Jumper: big or long nose

Slant F*cker: guy who only likes f*ckin asian chicks

Slim Slow Diet: a fat person who feels it necessary to show people her body..."Sick, see that fat girl in the bikini? Oh, she is feeling good about herself since she just got on the Slim Slow Diet."

Sloon: a chick that looks like she's mixed with snake lizard and baboon

Slug: Ugly slut

Snicker Licker: White girls who only like black guys

Soldier: a member of the Dirty Army; a fan/supporter of thedirty.com

Sorostitute: a girl in a sorority that is easier than a prostitute

Sphere Job: a boob job

Spongebob: a nasty female that has a crabby patty instead of a vagina

A Stallone: a really ugly Italian chick (or any chick for that matter)

Stay Puff: juice-muscular guy obviously on roids

Stretch Armstrong: face lift too tight

Sugar butt: a gay guy

Summer Teeth: some are here, some are there

Superhighway Gap: boobs miles apart

Synchronized Sucking : what aqua f*gs do

Talons: ugly toes

Tenderfoot: gay or feminine

Thunderstorm: extremely large thighs; thunder thighs

Too Fat Shakur:2-pac fat reference

Top Romin : a person that is broke

Tranimal: animal tranny

Tranny: a girl with so much makeup caked on her face that she looks like a transvestite

Tri-Tip: she can try the tip

Troff Feeder: an obese female

Trout: an older man who dates younger women in trying to be younger or "swim upstream"

Trout Mouth: looks like a fish

Tuna Factory: chick who has nasty lookin p*ssy lips..."That chicks gotta tuna factory goin on down there."

Unbeweavable: lots of weave

WNBA: a tall female who is manly

Would You?: means "would you screw this chick?"