She Was Sleeping Around On Me The Whole 4 Years
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this is Jessica T, she was ...
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Hot Girl With Tats
Posted in Hollywood, The Dirty | March 20th, 2010
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this is bree. I think she is gorgeous. I know you dont like girls with tattoos but how can you say no to this face and body?
There is no such thing as a hot girl with tats… all it does it devalue their body. If you want to portray a message then go write a book.- nik
Jesse James’ Mistress
Posted in Hollywood, Los Angeles, The Dirty, Would You? | March 19th, 2010
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, is Jesse James serious with who he was sleeping with behind Sandra Bullock’s back? Nik would you with Bombshell Mcgee the mistress of Jesse James?
Answer: I wouldn’t for obvious reasons, but I know Jesse would. She is everything Sandra isn’t, I can only imagine the weird kind of sex they were having.
Would You With Brooklyn Decker
Posted in Hollywood, Newport, Would You? | March 18th, 2010
THE DIRTY ARMY: Dude what’s up with Brooklyn Decker’s body? How did she get the cover of Sport’s Illustrated with that muffin top? And of course, would you?
Answer: no. Her lips were put on backwards (or upside down, top should be on the bottom and bottom on top). I won’t even start on the body cause it needs serious work, couldn’t they photoshop out that hip.
Brazilian Bombshell
Posted in Hollywood, The Dirty, Would You? | March 18th, 2010
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, some of my friends think you’re for the gays because your standards are slightly higher then most. Please prove them wrong by giving Izabel Goulart a solid yes.
Answer: Solid No, only because I am hungover and the last thing on my mind is sex with her brazilian saggy skin.
Deadmau5 Is A RatMouth
Posted in Hollywood, Los Angeles, The Dirty | March 17th, 2010
THE DIRTY ARMY: Ewww, Nik, check this out. World famous producer/DJ, Deadmau5, posted this picture of himself a few hours ago. Gross, he should keep that sh*t to himself!
And chicks still bang him so what is your point?- nik
Looks Like Megan Fox And Has Same Thumbs
Posted in Hollywood | March 17th, 2010
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, i thought you might get a kick out of this. I found these pictures and not only does this girl have the same thumbs as megan fox but they almost look alike. what do you think?
Nope, they look nothing alike and Megan’s thumbs are ten times worse.- nik
Mid-Life CRISIS
Posted in FIDM, Hollywood | March 17th, 2010
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik- this is Alexis… She is pushing 30 and i think going through some sort of mid life crisis. She still claims model even though she only did a tiny bit of modeling in her younger years which were hopefully much kinder to her. She smokes a pack a day, and for some reason thinks she is the sh*t. Her face looks like the grinch only older, and she is the fakest, meanest, iciest cold b*tch i’ve ever met. She goes to FIDM now and is mean to all the girls claiming she doesn’t want to make friends, i think it’s more like she can’t make any. SHe is crazy and humps and dumps dudes all the time…. i think she’s going through some sort of mid life crisis because she’s always in the b*tchiest mood and treats everyone else like sh*t, probably because she’s old and is constantly subjected to being around younger girls who are prettier than her…DA strong Nik.
I’m guessing this is her head shot. Not gonna book anything looking like that sweety.- nik
Hollywood Douche
Posted in Hollywood | March 17th, 2010THE DIRTY ARMY: Dear Nik, Please ruin this f*g. He is the biggest liar and pretender in Hollywood ( I know, I know, there’s a lot). Every girl should know about him. He claims to be some huge advertising CEO and “runs LA”. When in reality, he is nothing more than a pedafil! Got my little sister alone in a room and pulled down his pants. Oh, and Jason, we are all highly doubtful that was “razor burn,” you herpe infested Loser. Quit creeping on underage girls and feel free to shave your back hair also! K thanks, bye!
He’s is no more than a bald no talent ass clown, and the only deal he is probably closing is the one with the trannys on santa monica and la brea.- nik
Marissa Miller’s Arm Pit
Posted in Hollywood, The Dirty | March 17th, 2010
THE DIRTY ARMY: Hey nik, here is Marissa Miller. The world over makes a big fuss about her but have they noticed her armpit? What does that remind you of?
And you wonder why I am so picky about girls armpits… it is the key to happiness and true love.- nik
What’s Bud Bundy Been Up To
Posted in Hollywood, Philadelphia, The Dirty | March 16th, 2010
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, whats Bud Bundy been up to lately. Well Ill tell you, he is being promoting this retarded club in philly thats what. How come Kelly blew up and poor Bud never got another gig? And is he still getting paid for all those re-runs?
I don’t even know who this guy is?- nik
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