Found Your Nanny… Look No Further

October 24, 2014 Hollywood, The Dirty 55


THE DIRTY ARMY:  Nik, check out what I came across.  If this girl can’t be your nanny, then I officially give up.  As a girl, I have never crushed on another female like this one.

The belly button is perfect, I like penny slots. What’s 411, what country are we talking about?- nik

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Jessa Hinton Is Now Single

October 24, 2014 Hollywood, The Dirty 65


THE DIRTY ARMY:  Nik, Jessa’s boyfriend Mike got royally f*cked over by Jessa.  He is a Vegas promoter and moved to Hollywood to be with her… just to find out she just started hooking.  Poor guy wasted his time and effort on your typical Hollywood whore.  Best part of this story, her first “client” was the one and only… Dan Bilzerian.

Ladies always clean your bathroom mirror pre-selfie. It’s classier than just be in your underwear for the money shot.- nik

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Celebrity Gossip: Blogroll

October 24, 2014 Hollywood, The Dirty 0

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Click Here to see why Margot Robbie is my favorite actress again… so glad she went back to blonde!!

Click Here to see how famous Lindsay Lohan is in England… she actually has fans!!

Click Here to see Lady Gaga begin weird as usual… she really needs a bra!!

Click Here to see Taylor Swift performing on Hollywood Boulevard… what is up with Taylor’s stomach!!

Click Here to see Naya Rivera on the red carpet… I feel like she is on some serious ‘prescription’ medication!!

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Why Aren’t You Into Black Girls

October 24, 2014 Hollywood, The Dirty 142


THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, big fan of your site. I know what type of girl you like. Just wondering why you don’t like black girls. I know its the opposite of what you like but you don’t find not one attractive? I never dated a black guy either not my cup a tea but I do every once in a while see one that I find attractive. What exactly is it that you don’t like. Is it their hair or lips or shape what is it exactly. And please give an actual answer and not say something negative about the pic I post or ask me if I’m black I know how you avoid questions sometimes.

I tried it once. Her pubic hair was too coarse for my nose and my Greg. Never again.- nik

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These Are Pretty Bad

October 23, 2014 Hollywood, The Dirty 51


THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, what the hell is this? Since you are the +2′s expert explain what the hell is going on. Sadly this old busted chick thinks she is the sh*t. All because the thirsty black knights that pump her head up on Instagram.

I always wondered how the old Hilton logo sweats.- nik

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My Now Ex Took Tyffanee C. Smith To The Playboy Mansion Instead Of Me

October 23, 2014 Hollywood, The Dirty 35

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, she calls herself Tyffanee C. Smith. My ex(a sleazy British exotic car salesman) took her and hooker Renee Davis to the Playboy Mansion Halloween party instead of me – guess I wasn’t trashy enough(that’s why he’s my ex!.  Here she is at his house (I recognize the terrible art work!) taking selfies! I guess it didn’t work out as she claims she’s not going this year. I hope he at least got laid (and maybe a drd) out of it!

I’m not digging the Where’s Waldo costume. Black chicks don’t convert when it comes to white chick costumes. I decided.- nik


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Laci Kay Somers Is So Hot

October 23, 2014 Hollywood, The Dirty 97

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, Laci Kay Somers had amazing style I mean look at her pictures her body is always on point and even with no makeup on she’s the baddest chick on this planet. She’s such a fitness inspiration.

She looks like a bootleg Courtney Stodden.- nik

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Are People For Real

October 23, 2014 Hollywood, The Dirty 37


THE DIRTY ARMY:  Nik, I can’t tell if this is fake or real.  Would someone really rock something like this in order to have sex???? What if it does get that bad with Ebola?  Cause you know its only a matter of time.

Did he melt down all his condoms to make this?- nik

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