THE DIRTY ARMY: Hey Nik… So I was looking at possible auditions when I came across this!  Megan Fox Hand double Armani Commercial $323/8 Yes SAG 3/11/2010/ Female / Caucasian / 22 – 27 We would love to see some girls who can double for Megan and has GREAT hands, would love some hand model submissions.  Don’t they have plastic surgeons in Hollywood that can fix it?

Yup, she has already started taking doctor visits because of me.  I feel bad (pause not).- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Hey Nik here is a a pic of Kim K and Jay Leno… So real or fake SGM?

Both Real SGM… Only because Kim is about to kick her cheater dude to the curb and Jay wears all denim.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik here is “supermodel” Ashley Gr*c**…you can find her nude pics pretty much anywhere on the web…but for a few bucks she will provide you the real thing..origionally from Florida..but now resides in Cali…so if your out in the hollywood area ..look out for her…usually has a cig hangin from her lip and a half empty paps blue ribbon in her hand. This girl is “class” its best. she was a f*ck and chuck..i had her naked in the room but bounced once i seen this huge herpe looking creation hanging from her lip! If you see this girl…run away from the amazon bitch!! But Nik…i ask….WOULD YOU?

Answer: no.  I am sure some foreign objects have been inside this guy.

THE DIRTY ARMY: Which nasty gogo would you like to take home?.

I wouldn’t be caught within 5 miles of this circus act!- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik- check out this piece of work, my friend found her on some armenian dating website. Her name is maggie and she goes by maggs( great nickname for a porker by the way) She described herself as very attractive with a slim figure, but shes really the size of shrek and looks no better. Legend has it that she weighs in at an astonishing 240 pounds and reaches an amazonian height of 6 foot 3! My friend made the mistake of setting up a blind date with her and he was the one that almost came away blind. Fortunately he stood her up at the sky bar club in the mondrian hotel once his friend saw what she looked like outside. Like a typical desperate fat girl that thinks shes much hotter than she is, she pathetically stood waiting outside ordering cheese fries and diet soda, until she finally realized that shes getting denied by my friend and the doorman. Please put this beast on blast so that she will never try fooling anybody else again about her looks..

I’m guessing she eats purple crayons for breakfast…rise and shine.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: nik , i just think this girl is gorgeous she is a model and i think she have the perfect body and i don’t think she need +2’s it looks just right like that ..now tell me would you?

ANSWER: No, it’s a skeleton with skin draped over it thats wearing a wig, gross.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this is Christy, she lives in Hollywood and I think she is your perfect brunette. Have I found the girl of your dreams?

I need more evidence… she looks okay in PhotoshopWorld even though her nose is really piggy for my taste buds.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, her name is Christina and goes by XXXTINA, she’s the biggest groupie I have ever met. She travels just to spread her DRD. She thinks she’s better than everyone else because she had a drinking problem and now she sleeps with “has-beens” . Just look at her.. she’s gross by all means.

That is so crazy… I would never in a million years guess that Ja Rule and Dirt Nasty were cock brothers.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, first off thanks for finally putting this douchebag on blast and not allowing his “celeb friends” to scare you into taking this stuff down.  For everyone who didn’t believe me in the first pictures I submitted here is a few more.  Maybe this will help you believe he really does sleep with Taye Diggs and is totally forgy.  It’s so funny how mad he is about the post you put up because people at work and his friends are all making fun of him because they are putting the pieces together.  Nik if you need anymore pictures or proof you got my email.  Dirty Army Strong for LIFE.  lol I’ve always wanted to say that.

I want the naked Keith Rivers pictures if anyone has them.  Word in LA is that he is JP’s true love.  Taye is married with a kid, so I am not trying to be a homewrecker.  It is so funny how many people are trying to sell this FORGY doorguy out.  JP obviously has some Uncle issues.- nik

Also See:  “Update” JP The Loser From Los Angeles

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik what more do you need  to convince yourself that it is indeed the year of the brunettes.  There is no possible way you can say no to this girl shes flawless, she must be at least visine worthy with eyes like that..so nik would you

ANSWER: No, she has a weird banana shaped chesticles and very boney collar bones.- nik