THE DIRTY ARMY: Hey Nik, just wanted your opinion on this girl Jennifer Lawrence. She’s an actress with a few good movies under her belt. I just cannot decide whether she is hot or not. I honestly would’ve never given her a second glance before she wore that red Calvin Klein dress to the 2011 oscars, but damn she looked hot in it. She also has some pretty nice eyes. Other times though her face looks really fat and she reminds me a gerber baby. I know you probably wouldn’t, but I gotta ask anyways, would you? and what do you think she needs to get done to reach greatness? Thanks Nik, love your site!

Honestly, if she lost 12 pounds (baby and arm fat) she wouldn’t be bad looking.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, I’m die hard Dirty Army and a huge supporter of your site and all you do.  I work in the admission office here at Chapman University and what I just saw I had to share with you.  So the one and only Miley Cyrus will be attending our great school, I checked the birthdays and they matched.  So unless there is another Miley Cyrus running around SoCal with the exact same name and birthday I’m positive I will be seeing her on campus.

Awesome!  Miley why don’t you come with us to Cancun for Spring Break now that you are a college co-ed, you have nothing else better to do.-  nik 

**If you want to drink underage and have black out drunk sex (doesn’t count) while swimming in the clearest water Mexico has to offer… come with ME in Cancun for Spring Break. CLICK HERE

(Click on the image above to read the email Mike Esterman sent me in defense)

All I know is I got a text yesterday saying, “Mario Lopez loves the post of Esterman and it’s spot on. HaHaHa ”. Does anyone in Hollywood (not the real people in the industry) know anything about either one of these bottom feeders… I want the truth.

ALSO SEE: Scumbag “Celebrity” Agent Mike Esterman

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, I’m amazed by how stupid people from England are.  I thought Paul McCartney was the biggest idiot Brit but it seems like there is a new champion in town.  Russell Brand is entitled to $20,000,000 from his 14 month marriage with Katy Perry.   But for some reason this guy is trying to act so cool he is saying he wants none of it.  He is not trying to take her money… OK dumb sh*t, here is 20 mil, don’t take it.  I hope his next marriage, the b*tch he marries divorces him and takes all his loot.

Russell take the money. Your career is not on the rise.- nik

**If you are wondering who the person is in the image above it’s Russell Brand before he was manufactured.

THE DIRTY ARMY:  Nik, I had to put Jayde on blast with this one.  Check out the the special mic that she is using. LOL some people are so dumb they can’t help themselves.

Please tell me Jayde isn’t that stupid?- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, everyone has at 1 point seen or heard of this troll Rachel Reilly. She has been on Big Brother twice now (I think its only twice??) winning this last season of it anyways. First season she was on, I liked her. She was a sh*t disturber and it was entertaining to watch. But this last season she was on, I couldn’t freaking stand her. Whine whine whine, cry cry cry. First question I have, are those real?? I can’t tell, I don’t have an eye for this like you do. Second question is, would you? I know shes a red head, but she doesn’t look like a natural red head. I bring her up only because apparently her and her fiancée Brendan (Or as she consistently screams “brennan”) are going to be on an upcoming season of the Amazing Race.

1) FAKE 2) Hell No!- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this is “celebrity” agent Mike Esterman. And when he uses the term “celebrity” he means girls on model mayhem that he represents. He needs to be put on blast because he takes advantage both physically and monetarily of young naive models. Here is his scam, he sneaks into parties where celebrities are, begs them to take a photo with him and then he puts them on his website and facebook and claims to represent them. This of course is all just a charade to make him look legit to the 19 and 20 year old models and DJ’s he represents. He lures them in by saying, hey look I work with this actor and this singer, the girls believe him and then he books the girls out to clubs at only a few hundred dollars and takes 50% of that. At the clubs he “accompanies” them but that is just so he can make sure he gets them drunk enough so at the end of the night he can “escort” them back to their hotel rooms. And that of course is where he tries to force himself on them. This guy truly is a creeper and horrible person. Just look at him, he even looks the part. Nik please make all those unsuspecting models he hits up on facebook aware of this to protect them from making a mistake with this loser!

I always wondered when Mike Esterman would show up on TheDirty.com. Kim, what are you pointing at?- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, I was watching the Superbowl and I couldn’t believe my eyes when I saw Hack.  I wasn’t 100 perfect sure, so I had no confirmation.  Then he posted this on Instagram and I knew it was him.  Nik, he is richer than you and now more famous.  How does it feel?  Does he still work for you, or do you work for him?

Hack stop trying to be famous. You are a computer nerd, not a celebrity.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, so Demi Moore finally checked into rehab here in Utah.  It is insane to see all these celebrties and their drug addictions.  They have the best lifes, everyone wants to be them, they have all the money in the world.  But for some reason they sure ass hell love their drugs.  I have no doubt it’s your fault she ended up in rehab.

Sick of people saying it’s my fault. I don’t even know this chick… if anything I saved her life.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, I have never met some b*tch like this ever in my life. Over summer in LA, a producer or director told her that he could get her into a movie but not before he railed her in the ass a bunch of times and made her basically his sex slave. Right now you can catch her every weekend on Mill or in Scottsdale with a different guy each time. She doesn’t use condoms, which explains why last month she got “something” surgically removed from down there. She has a thing for black guys with curly hair and jews because she told me they have a lot of money. Obviously when someone will do anything for money you can tell she has a huge thing for that pepsi whenever she can get her hands on it. I don’t know how any sl*t like this thinks she will actually be an actress, its really just sad.

I am not into chicks who dip.- nik