Karly Kim And Her Delusional Partner In Crime

August 26, 2014 Hollywood, The Dirty 26

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, f*cking crazy bitches…. Our fav girl Karly Kim, not sure who is this other chick but I see her around and I wanna know more dirt about her.

This picture feels like it was taken in 2001.- nik

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Whale Wars Fools The Masses Again

August 26, 2014 Hollywood, The Dirty 71


THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, found an ad featuring Whale Wars looking surprisingly (and unbelievably) thin. Yeah, if she really looked like that, even I would be gushing – and I’m a straight female. She’s a joke.

It looks like she tried to suck in.- nik

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Katie Does Burbank

August 26, 2014 Hollywood, The Dirty 7

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, Katie Burbank the washed up wanna be actress from L.A. and Yelp/LA manager(yum… not) slore, known for getting her free drinks via yelp events and always white girl wasted. Katie was recently seen at a venue sucking Greg for tapas, giving blowjanskis in the ladies room and after ward browning out. Katie unfortunately is a GILF in the making and has been 28 the past 10 years. Lets just say that I passed on the BJ’S and her lack of hygiene gives a whole new meaning to the word Snagglepuss for me. Katie thinks she’s all glitter and glamour but she’s really a Hollywood tweaker and a tosspot. Pass on this Thottie. Not Hottie. Booya!!

That looks like a Conan wax figure.- nik

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Gay NFL Player Kerry Rhodes Is Now Dating Gold Digger Cynthia Chavez

August 26, 2014 Hollywood, The Dirty 22



THE DIRTY ARMY:  Nik, so check this out.  Kerry Rhodes is no longer banging you ex-employee but has now moved onto Miss Bolivia aka Cynthia Chavez.  I have seen them both out together but didn’t want to be one of those people taking pictures of them.  For a gay guy, he pulls amazing tail.

Dating or paying?- nik


What Is Up With Miss Bolivia’s Armpits

Jerry Buss’ Former Sugar Baby Cynthia Chavez

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What’s The Story With This Latin Beauty

August 25, 2014 Hollywood, The Dirty 37


THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, I met this chick out in Hollywood. I’ve seen her a couple times and she seems cool. But a friend of mine swears she’s P4P. It’s true she’s busy at random times without any explanation, but we aren’t serious, so I’m not all up in her business. Can the DA tell me what the deal is with her?

P4P is code for ‘Pay for Play’.- nik

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Celebrity Gossip: Blogroll

August 25, 2014 Hollywood, The Dirty 5


Click Here to see Hilary Duff doing her daily routine of driving around Hollywood!!

Click Here to see Taylor Shilling being overwhelmed by her new fame.. OITNB!!

Click Here to see Supermodel Rosie Huntington-Whiteley at LAX… I’m slowly becoming a fan of hers!!

Click Here to see Brandi Glanville’s age starting to catch up… skin is getting loose!!

Click Here to see how terrible Miley Cyrus looked after the VMA’s!!

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I’m In Love With A Man Shorter Than Me

August 25, 2014 Hollywood, The Dirty 70

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, I need your advice. I’ve started seeing a guy that is smaller than me in both height and weight. While he constantly says that he is fine with the physical differences between us and compliments me for my height and body, I just can’t believe it. Aren’t men hard-wired to want to be with a smaller woman that they can protect and dominate?

It really all depends on how the female legs look in high heels. That is usually the deciding factor for guys. 92% sex factor trumps the 8% embarrassment.- nik

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You Know She’s A Hooker When…

August 25, 2014 Hollywood 0


THE DIRTY ARMY: Hey Nik! So I realized that in addition to red bottoms, one huge red flag that a girl is a hooker/stripper/sugar baby is when she lists a few too many professions on her profile pages. Case in point, this deranged nightmare, Laci Kay Somers. As if that name and those photos with her Madam weren’t ridiculous enough, she has NINE professions listed, each one more hilarious and idiotic than the last. Cosmetic nurse? What is that, exactly? Why not just throw in “Chief Justice of the Supreme Court” or perhaps “Angelina Jolie’s stunt double” or “Nelson Mandela’s ghostwriter”?… Girls, if you’re going to be a ho and try to use social media to mislead and bamboozle, pick ONE fake profession and stick to it, not 20. I mean no one will believe you anyway, but still, you’ll look just a few shades less desperate and obvious.

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