Hollywood | Nik Richie + Dirty Army intel, opinions, gossip, satire, and celebrities - Part 2

I Feel So Bad For Jamie Iovine

November 21, 2014 Hollywood, The Dirty 108


THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, Abigail Ratchford has to be the luckiest girl in the world.  She meets Jamie Iovine,”dates” him and makes a ton of contacts through him.  Breaks up with him for “famous” guys, f*cks Tiesto and then realizes all these high profile guys only want sex and nothing more.  So after getting ran through and no one wanting to cuff her… she goes right back to Jamie and his dumb ass takes her back like she didn’t just go f*ck a bunch of men she met cause of him.  Wake the f*ck up bro.  She is using you.

Leave Jamie Iovine alone! The guy enjoys being a GoPro.- nik

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Celebrity Gossip: Blogroll

November 20, 2014 Hollywood, The Dirty 0

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Click Here to see Lady Gaga and one of her dumb ass outfits… do you think she is trying to hard??

Click Here to see Reese Witherspoon… she has the sharpest chin in the game!!

Click Here to see Melania Trump… why does it look like someone died in every picture she takes??

Click Here to see another Fresh Face… what do you think about Natasha Poly!!

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Would You With A Young Jessica Simpson

November 20, 2014 Hollywood, The Dirty, Would You? 44

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, I’ve always wondered what you thought of Jessica Simpson in her prime when she was really young. I found her really f*cking sexy back then.  If you had a time travel machine, would you go back into time and smash this?

Answer: No, Matt Leinart said she was lame in the sack – according to his Beer Bong buddy.

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Everyone Keeps Forgetting What Is Underneath Kim Kardashian

November 20, 2014 Hollywood, The Dirty, Winnipeg 274


THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, people keep forgetting how nasty, ugly, flat ass, jack nose, hairy Armanian Kim Kardashian used to be.  It truly shocks me to this day that this b*tch and her family are famous because she mad a porn tape.  Crazy how dumb us Americans are.

Sex sells.- nik

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Boys Beware

November 20, 2014 Hollywood 0

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, Robie is nothing but a wh*re who likes to sleep around WeHo. He gave me DRD because he pulls the condom. Boys, beware! He’s not even that good looking, his pics are all photoshopped. He’s actually pretty gross, backne, almost bald. STAY AWAY FROM HIM! Disgusting walking DRD!

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Charles Manson Is Getting Married

November 20, 2014 Hollywood, The Dirty 67


THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this chick Afton Elaine Burton who goes by the name Star is getting married to Charles Manson, who is 80 by the way. She has been trying to get him free for a while and obviously she is f*cked in the head. Do you think there is any chance of her doing something really crazy like killing for him?

Star just wants the attention. This is all a publicity move for her. This isn’t a real marriage…they can’t even have sex.- nik

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Beauty Queen Diana Avdiu

November 19, 2014 Hollywood, The Dirty 13

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this is Diana Avdiu. She is a Kosovar Beauty Queen who competed in the Miss Universe 2012 pageant. She ended up winning Most Photogenic. She is going to compete in the Miss World 2014 competition. Now she models in New York. Yay or Nay?

I need to see a real picture. Her upper lip is not symmetrical here.- nik

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Maria Kassandra Is A Dream

November 19, 2014 Copenhagen, Hollywood, The Dirty 26


THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, let me introduce half Norwegian and half Greek Blogger Maria Kassandra. Love her dimples, blonde hair, insane ITG and very feminine features.

What is with the weird head tilt?- nik

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