Are People For Real

October 23, 2014 Hollywood, The Dirty 37


THE DIRTY ARMY:  Nik, I can’t tell if this is fake or real.  Would someone really rock something like this in order to have sex???? What if it does get that bad with Ebola?  Cause you know its only a matter of time.

Did he melt down all his condoms to make this?- nik

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Why Did Valeria Ruin Herself

October 22, 2014 Hollywood, The Dirty 41


THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, everyone’s favorite Russian speaking Barbie Valeria Lukyanova was perfect! Then she got a bad tattoo (of Medusa), and started taking steroids (man arms). Ugh, so depressing. Will Anzhelika Kenova (last image) steal her human Barbie title?

I feel like her nose will break if you kiss her.- nik

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Gotta Ask… Who Would You Have With In Their Prime

October 22, 2014 Hollywood, The Dirty 61


THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, needed a break from all the talk of now-a-day rachets and wanted to get your opinion on 3 famous Actresses and see which one you prefer when they were in their prime? Christina Applegate as Kelly Bundy, Cameron Diaz in The Mask or Pamela Anderson in Baywatch? Kept them all Blonde for fair judging.

The logical choice is Kelly Bundy, but the sexual choice is Pamela. Not sure why Cameron is even added to this equation?- nik

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Kylie Jenner Is 17

October 22, 2014 Hollywood, The Dirty 97

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, why is Kris letting her just turned 17 year old daughter date a porn star??? Does no one remember TYGA with his porn website rackcity xxx??? They are totally having sex ….When I was 17… my parents didn’t approve of me even being friends with people who smoked! And that was 5 years ago…. Kris Jenner is all about money… and being a lazy parent…. Kris Jenner wake up! You let your daughter inject her lips at 16…. we all know .. And now date your second oldest friends baby daddy…… Kylie will be in rehab by 21, I’m calling it now.

All this family cares about is money and power. Kylie is just a pawn.- nik

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Our Tax Dollars Hard At Work

October 22, 2014 Dirty Cops, Hollywood, Las Vegas, The Dirty 64


THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, looks like the copper on the right is a little jealous. Keep paying your taxes people.

What police department is this? The officer on the right has his sleeve rolled up…isn’t that against the rules?- nik

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Keisha Kimball Is A Scam

October 21, 2014 Dallas, Hollywood, The Dirty 55


THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, I don’t understand why everyone in Hollywood is so blind? Us Dallas folks know the truth. Keisha loves black guys and has had 4 plastic surgery procedures. Don’t be fooled DA!

Her elbows have always bothered me.- nik

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Are These Real Or Fake

October 21, 2014 Hollywood, Scottsdale, The Dirty 48


THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, check out Natalie. You are the boob job expert. My greg needs to know if these are real or fake?

My gut says real based on her nose.- nik

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Wannabe Pop Star, Star F*cker, or Red Bottom Tourist

October 21, 2014 Hollywood 5

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this stinky hippy, Eriel Indigo, is running around Hollywood like some wannabe pop star; bedazzled in more glitter and sequins than a Lady Gaga/Beyonce love-child. Rumour has it she’ll spread ‘em for anything B-List or higher. She thirsty, Nik. But my question is, how do you really think she pays for expensive videos like this? Are those red-bottoms? Do I smell P4P?

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