Ellen Fate Is Trying To Be The Next Ashley Alexiss

October 29, 2014 Hollywood 2

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THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, check out this girl Ellen Fate trying her best to be like Ashley Alexiss… out of all the girls out there you pick Ashley to copy? Not a bright choice.



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No Wonder Why We Call Ourselves Persian

October 29, 2014 Hollywood, The Dirty 169

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, 4 girls were attacked by acid last week in Iran, 1 of which died from her severe burn injuries, the rest were disfigured as you can see in the photos… all of this is over them not wearing the head scarf or Islamic head cover properly… What is it with your countrymen? and what do you think they would do with Iranian American chicks that we see around in LA and Vegas clubs wearing next to nothing?….. no wonder Iranian Americans refer to themselves as Persian to distance/dissociate themselves from such a medieval evil antics.

I’m so disconnected from Iran life. 75% of the time I’m ashamed. It’s sh*t like this that gives me zero motivation to go visit.- nik



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Is Andreea Bolbea Fake Equis’ Side Chick Now

October 29, 2014 Fake Equis, Hollywood, Las Vegas 0

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THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, I see Andrea Bolbea is still living the good life with Fake Equis. She deleted her old Instagram, but with some searching of the interwebz I found her new one under _andreeacristina. And it looks like she moved in with him too, like right after they “supposedly” broke up. Girls like this get so addicted to the lifestyle, it’s like crack. It’s funny tho, I don’t see any recent pics with Fake Equis himself. Maybe she is just on the payroll now.



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T.I.’s Wife Now Has Blue Eyes

October 29, 2014 Hollywood, The Dirty 174

THE DIRTY ARMY: Hey Nik, I recently stumbled upon the news that Tameka Cottle had a surgery called “Brightocular” performed on her eyes to have colored contacts permanently implanted. I’ve heard rumors for years that such a surgery existed but I assumed they were just that, rumors. I think it’s risky and stupid. I have a strong feeling that many porta potties will be running out to get this done. Is getting “permanent artificial colored eyes” going to be the new “ass implant” thing? I can hear the cries of all the Aryan race. The company’s website is questionable and the patients look like ratchet drug users.

I heard about this in Mexico…did it finally make it to the states?- nik



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Beware Of Mankofit

October 29, 2014 Hollywood, Los Angeles, The Dirty 50

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THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, Massy ‘Mankofit’ is a hermaphrodite. I started trying to hook up with this butter face a few months back, and come to find out she is an undercover hermaphrodite!! Massy is very two-faced from the person that she portrays in social media, and the way that she is in real life. When we were at dinner together, she was outraged and yelling at the waiter because her/his order was wrong. The whole dinner she/he was only talking about how much money she/he can make off of her followers, and how she/he refuses to help anyone unless they will pay her top dollar. Nik, this money hungry butter-faced hermaphrodite deserves to be called out!

That is definitely a male nose.- nik



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Best IG In The Game

October 29, 2014 Cincinnati, Hollywood, The Dirty 56

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THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, have you seen this IG yet??? Instagram.com/Kanyedoingthings is the funniest thing ever. It is just Kanye being Kanye and doing cool sh*t, you know… like taking a bath full of donuts.

I will check it out now. I love how everyone gives me sh*t for getting botox on my forehead when Kanye has been doing it for years.- nik



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Is Tess Taylor Really Sober

October 28, 2014 Hollywood, The Dirty 32

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, I need the DA help on this one; Tess Taylor is all over IG bragging like she’s drug free and in love with her new boyfriend and they supposedly live this clean and sober life. The thing is, looking at her pictures you can clearly see she is high on opiates (like h-ron) , anyone who knows about this drug knows that it makes your pupils constrict (smaller) unlike other drugs who make pupils dilated, and in all of her pics both hers and her boyfriends pupils are tiny and they both look skinny and haggard.  Shes not fooling anyone, I’ve seen recovering addicts and they usually gain some weight even if they are naturally skinny. Does anyone have real intel on this girl? I think she needs help and is in denial.

You can tell if Tess Taylor is sober by the size of her breasts…the larger they are the cleaner she is. I decided.- nik



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MADE in America

October 28, 2014 Hollywood, The Dirty 83

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THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, we need more posts of dirty celeb MADE. I don’t care about Chewy’s hairy buttonhole. I want MADE – the DA has spoken. Let’s unite to make MADE the most famous on The Dirty.

Made can you write a letter to the DIRTY ARMY…I need them to know how smart you are. I don’t think they can tell from these pictures.- nik



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