Nasia Jansen Ruined My Life

October 19, 2014 Hollywood, The Dirty 225


THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, all l I can say is that this sl*t ruin my life. On a hazy night in Hollywood at Playhouse a.k.a ghetto crack den, I met Nasia on the dance floor and she seemed like a cool chick, until she asked me these questions: What kind of car do you have? How much money you make, etc. Long story short, I took her to her house and banged her right away. When she was sleeping I ended up going though her medicine cabinet and finding various medications to treat STDs.  With my head hanging low the next day, I went to the doctors and found out I had a STD you can’t get ride of.  Please put her on blast.

That must be Amber Rose pre-child.- nik

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Kurt Pinto Has To Hate Kurt Doom

October 19, 2014 Hollywood, Las Vegas, The Dirty 40

THE DIRTY ARMY:  Nik, typing “Kurt Doom” into YouTube is a very entertaining experience. Even more entertaining than his self posts.  The guy is so gay its not even funny.  Why does he even pretend to be into girls?  Its all good bro, you are gay.

I’m a huge Kurt Doom fan.- nik

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Proceed With Caution At The Playboy Mansion

October 19, 2014 Hollywood, The Dirty 90

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, please warn all the ladies… if you’re ever planning on visiting the Playboy Mansion, be careful!!! I went to a party there about a month ago with a girlfriend. We each had 2 drinks from the bar (Prosecco, not even liquor) and ended up getting wasted and blacking out. Luckily this happened towards the end when we were leaving, and ended up getting an Uber back to our place so nothing happened to us. We both ended up passing out for about 12 hours, then woke up with the worst hangovers either of us have ever had topped off with nausea and extreme vertigo for the next 24 hours. I talked to some people I know who have been to parties at the Mansion and was told it’s common for the bartenders working there to slip muscle relaxers into girls’ drinks so they loosen up for the guys there. You gotta think, who’s giving these bartenders these instructions? This is a lawsuit waiting to happen, and my night could have been a LOT worse than it was. I got lucky. Ladies, if you have to go to the Mansion, don’t drink anything!

Who parties at the Playboy Mansion anymore?- nik 

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Menu From A 1912 Brothel

October 19, 2014 Hollywood, The Dirty 82

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THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, I came across this photo that shows the menu to a whore house in America in the year 1912. When you read it, pretend it’s being read aloud in the voice of brothel owner Al Swearengen from the HBO TV series Deadwood. Makes it more interesting. Makes me wonder, what would a menu that one of our famous working girls, I mean “travelers” look like in the year 2014? You could keep “a** f**king for men over 45″ but you might have to add: “defecation” as porta-potty demand is high these days. Especially if you travel frequently to Dubai. What do you think? Times have not changed that much?

I don’t understand the 45 age rule? I think stones are referring to balls?- nik

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What Do You Think She Does

October 18, 2014 Hollywood, The Dirty 24


THE DIRTY ARMY: Hi Nik, Idk what this girl really does and I’m not accusing her of anything.  She’s kinda pretty and has a decent bod.  But with that red hair, leotard print swimsuit, fake eyelashes etc.. and the fact that she’s partying so frequently, going for vacation in Ibiza(?),wearing expensive accessories a lot of times.  Do you think that the chance of such a girl NOT being an escort is narrow?(I hope not..actually..)… Like what kind of vibes do her looks give you?

Here chest is too real to be pay for play.- nik

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Vivian Kindle Has Become A Perfect 10

October 18, 2014 Hollywood, The Dirty 116


THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, Vivian Kindle went from being ok looking to now straight up being a dime piece.  She is one of the rare girls that went from Blonde to Brunette and improved themselves 10 fold.  Do you agree here?

She still looks Mexican to me.- nik


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Is Alessanra Ambrosio In Dubai For “Work”

October 17, 2014 Hollywood, The Dirty 172


THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, with my ex girlfriend being a hooker I’m very familiar that there is a few Princes out in Dubai that book hookers and pornstar non stop for sex.  They fly them out and bang them several times for a few minutes at a time.  When I saw Alessandra Ambrosio there with royalty it made me think… if they are booking girls, they have so much money it would be nothing to pay a premium fee for a super model like Alessandra.  What you think?

There is different levels to the Poop Game.- nik

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Spanish Nanny Is Famous World Wide

October 17, 2014 Hollywood, The Dirty, The Nanny 128

THE DIRTY ARMY:  Nik, check out Spanish Nanny doing big things.  This is a huge artist in Mexico and she is in the video.  The girl is world wide while all you basic bitches talk sh*t about her.

Scooby if you were skinny you would look like Gerardo.- nik

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