Hollywood | Nik Richie + Dirty Army intel, opinions, gossip, satire, and celebrities - Part 2

Morgan Brittany Needs To Own Up To Her Fake Butt

December 23, 2014 Hollywood, Miami, The Dirty 72

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THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik… so we all know how hot Morgan Brittany turned out from her plastic surgery. But what really gets to me is that she wants us to believe her ass is real! That’s unfair to women who actually go to the gym and work their ass off.  The image on the right is Morgan’s ass in 2012 back in her modeling days before all her surgery and she has no ass at all. Literally a pancake. Own up to your fake ass Morgan, its way too obvious.

I blame hamburgers.- nik



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Hollywood Douchebag Nic Goodwin

December 22, 2014 Hollywood, The Dirty 37

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, quick update on this tool so called Hollywood promoter Nic Goodwin. This kid is the biggest douchebag and acts like he’s some baller but yet can’t even pay his bills. The kid has 2 DRD’s and spreads his dirty Greg around H-Wood to clueless whores who have no idea. Someone needs to put a stop to this poser. I about knocked him out one night and all he kept saying was touch me and I will sue you. What a f*ckin vagina.

Ladies don’t drink Champagne on NYE — it will make you fat to begin 2015. Not a good start.- nik

**Fun Fact: One 8 oz glass of Champagne contains approx 91 calories. You can figure on about 350 Calories in a 750 ml bottle. Calories are calories. Same as eating a nice slice of Chocolate Cake.



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Jessica Rose Cabanne Will Never Be Anything More Than An Instagram Model

December 22, 2014 Hollywood, The Dirty 61

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THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, Jessica is learning her way, way up the rakes by sleeping around and its literally getting to her head.  She thinks she is Miss Hot Sh*t.  Its so funny how Thirsty she makes herself to be on her social networks. Its a joke and thats why you will never be more than an “Instagram Model”.

Jessica Rose Cabanne, cash in those sky miles for a trip to Dubai.- nik



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Rachel Radar Should Go More Natural

December 22, 2014 Hollywood 0

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THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, DA strong. I’m not going to bash this girl, but I want her to know we all think she could do with less makeup. Those contacts also add weird lines in the area near the corneas. Lose the fake eyes, the makeup and be natural. She’s hot. Ditch the filters girl! If you apply so much makeup, why add a filter? It’s a sign to wear less.



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Tess Taylor’s Only Friends Are Her Fans

December 22, 2014 Hollywood, The Dirty 43

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, Tess Taylor is so pathetic. First of all, her boyfriend and “future husband” Kevin Scholato is a major loser and former junkie like Tess is. Second of all, Tess has no friends besides her boyfriend, so a few months ago Tess decided to become friends with her “biggest fan” named Nicole Scoloveno and Nicole’s former fiancé Justin… so they would double date for a while, until Tess got bored of Nicole. Tess used her, because Nicole would buy Tess gifts all the time. Third of all, now Tess is friends with some other fan through Instagram named Steffanie Blum because this Steffanie chick is just as obsessed with Cats as Tess is. Both are crazy cat ladies. Tess recently posted on Instagram that Steffanie AKA her fan and “friend of the week” sent Tess a whole bunch of presents in the mail. That is the only reason Tess makes friends with her fans… so that way, Tess’s broke ass gets gifts all the time. I give it a few weeks until Tess decides to never speak to this Steffanie chick ever again. Lastly, Kevin’s first cousin named Kat Scholoto (girlfriend of Taylor J Burt from the trashy show Myrtle Manor) said that Tess and Kevin are STILL junkie’s and they steal money from all their friends and family members. They are major low lives. Tess, you need to get friends who are NOT your obsessive fans… but Tess loves how she can manipulate these fans in to believing they are her friends so she can keep getting random gifts all the time. She’s so pathetic.

Tess you should look into creating an Amazon wish list. You can get way better items from randoms…not Ginger Tea (gross).- nik



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Restraining Order’s BFF

December 22, 2014 Hollywood, The Dirty 14

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THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, anyone have info on Restraining Orders BFF? She is seen in most of her pictures on here. They parade around LA together in a pack.  She is hot in some pictures and not hot in others.

Restraining Order is aging rapidly…this is going to be a long 2015 for her. I decided.- nik



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Does Tinder Work For You Girls

December 21, 2014 Hollywood, The Dirty 229

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, wanted to ask your female audience about their Tinder experiences. I have been on 4 Tinder dates and they were the biggest waste of time. 1 of them met me at a bar, we had 1 shot and 1 drink each and he then just asked me to go back to his house and f*ck him!!! WTF right? The other 3, took me to dinner, paid for it and then assumed I should f*ck them… I’m beyond confused because I know several girls that found their significant other on Tinder… so ladies, has this happened to you.

Are you dumb? Tinder is an app for sex not relationships.- nik



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A Message From TheDirty.com

December 21, 2014 Chicago, Dallas, Hollywood, Las Vegas, Manhattan, Newport, Scottsdale, The Dirty, Vancouver, Winnipeg 0

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I just want to warn everyone this is the high season for DUI’s. Please drink responsibly and wear a condom. A lot of big mistakes happen around Christmas — so don’t piss off your family and Santa. Seriously, don’t drink and drive…no matter how much you want to touch the +2′s.- nik



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