Kylie Jenner Is Missing Some Assets

April 21, 2014 Hollywood, The Dirty 17 97,589 Views

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, it’s looks like the youngest of the Jenners really wants to be a Kardashian.  She’s constantly trying to convince us that she’s got the Kardahian ass but she doesn’t.  Look how much she arches her back to try and force an ass.   Clearly she’s got Bruce Jenners genes all over her. She’s flat as a board!! If Kylie really wants to be a fat ass like her sister Kim, she’s going to have to go to her sisters plastic surgeon.

She already injected her lips so it’s only a matter of months before she injects her ass.- nik

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Nikki Baby Is A Kim K In The Making

April 21, 2014 Hollywood, The Dirty 42 102,255 Views


THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, love ya, DA strong 5 years now. Help me out here and put this girl on blast. WHO DA F*CK IS SHE? Her name is Nicole and is known as Miss Nikkii Baby on the gram. I’ve been creeping up on this girl for quiet some time now and I am just wondering who and what the hell she is. She’s been linked to Austin Daye and recently to Mally Mall. I’m pretty sure her ass and tits are fake, no way anyone is like that naturally. She’s always done up head to toe, rockin the Chanel and her shoe game is on point. For sure I’m jealous of her material posessions and that waist, but her ass actually kind of scares me. She puts Kim Kardashian to shame. Anyways I’m wondering how the fuck she has 50K+ followers and money. She’s always doing Rich LA things: Lunch at the Ivy, driving around in her Bentley, being a “full time student at USC”. She also always seems to be in Vegas and we all know what that means. She only has one friend who is a skinny white girl who’s actually pretty, the rest of the girls she rolls with are almost identical to her: fake fat asses, lots of highligther, fake tatas not sure if there actually hot or not kind of girls. She is for sure the leader and they all aspire to look like her. What do you think Nik, you think her and all her friends are working that pole or just paid escorts? She’s claminig she’s a full time student but most students I know live off Ramen and Easy Mac. This bitch is for sure sucking the greg for $$$$ or you think she’s a celebrity Greg rider.

They let asses like that at The Ivy? No way.- nik


I Don’t Understand What This Is

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Day 2 Of Weekend 2 Of Coachella For The Jenner’s

April 21, 2014 Hollywood, The Dirty 3 100,202 Views


Click Here to see the ugly clothes Kylie and Kendall Jenner wore on their 5th day at Coachella!! Do they not have parents?

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Why Do Women Look Up To This

April 20, 2014 Hollywood, The Dirty 194 101,768 Views

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, after seeing the fuss that some people are making over Kim Kartrashian’s latest photo shoot, I have but one question for you? What makes the perfect ass? This trend of other men seeming to like huge, disproportionate, saggy, cottage cheese asses I just can’t really seem to understand. Most pay no regard even to the shape. It’s just the bigger, the better. Which I can understand in some cases, being the reason why females never give me complaints in the sac, but not when it comes to this. I take care of myself and workout and I find a toned, muscular, yet still womanly body to be the most attractive to me. So I like a womans ass to be shapely, lifted, firm yet soft to the touch, and round! Her thighs should come up all the way into a smooth but definite transition to her ass and her actual buttcheeks should be about even with her pussy. Its pure perfection to me! I dont get why other women want a body or ass like Kim’s. She never did and never will have a nice ass no matter how much surgery that broad gets. Ladies to whom this applies do us all a favor and get off those fat asses and into the gym! That is unless your trying to attract a black guy…

Like I’ve said for years, the fatter the ass the smaller the Greg becomes in Doggy mode.  My guess is Kanye loses about three inches.  It’s not healthy for either party.  Nobody can feel anything.- nik

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Alessandra Ambrosio Is On The Good Stuff

April 20, 2014 Hollywood, The Dirty 34 99,170 Views


Click Here To See Why Victoria’s Secret models should not have kids!!

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Greg Hale Spends All His Money On Jessica Vaugn and Jen Wilke

April 19, 2014 Hollywood, The Dirty, Washington DC 35 93,215 Views


THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, Greg Hale spends all his money so he can hang out with Jen Wilke and Jessica Vaugn. Looks like they finally gave him something back other than sucking his Greg in between shoots. A lousy t-shirt for all the cash he throws at them. My question is what does this shirt say???

What is with the deep chin wrinkles… does her smoke?- nik


Thoughts On Playmate Jessica Vaugn

Jen Wilke Actually Has Fans

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Why Are People Trippin’

April 19, 2014 Hollywood, The Dirty 227 97,953 Views

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, people are making a big deal about this video and bad parenting.. but I don’t see it.  This little boy had me cracking up and I find it very funny and not offensive.  Wanted to get your opinion on it.

Kevin Hart is a terrible role model to children.  All these kids going around trying to get bum lips.- nik

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Girls Are Using Black Tape As An Excuse To Be Naked In Public

April 19, 2014 Hollywood, The Dirty 185 108,018 Views

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, I live in the heart of Hollywood and at my apartment complex some of the girls are starting to show up to the pool only having this stupid tape thing on them.  As a mother, its very disturbing to see these girls butt naked with tape on them while my daughter is swimming and my husband drooling over them.  Its like an excuse to be naked and its way too much.  I talked to my manager at the apartment and he said its totally fine what they are doing since they are covering their nipples, buttholes and vaginas… but I can tell the little Persian f*ck is only perving on them.  I pay over 2,500 a month on rent and I’m getting screwed.

The tan lines are very disturbing to me.  I’m not a fan of black electrical tape.- nik

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