America’s Sex Symbol

September 21, 2014 Hollywood, The Dirty 159

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, I have always admired Marilyn Monroe’s face. I think it was perfect. I was curious on what you think about her/what procedures you would suggest. I know you hate the body, I’m just talking face wise.

If she didn’t die she would have become a joke like present day Pamela Anderson. Her suicide made the fantasy that is MM. There is nothing attractive about that face. Next.- nik

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Thoughts On This Beauty

September 20, 2014 Hollywood, The Dirty 14


THE DIRTY ARMY:  Nik, people are always drooling over this girl but I truly don’t get it.  Not sure if its cause I follow your site and have a strict policy on what I find hot or not.  Her eyes are banging, but something about that face turns me off.

Face is way off.. it leans to her left.- nik

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Jean Watts Is The Real Deal

September 19, 2014 Hollywood, The Dirty 299


THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, I don’t get why people are hating on Jean Watts. Her only problem is the pounds of makeup she wears. But look at these pictures without makeup. Jean is a true dime and has a real body.

Jean Watts > Whale Wars.- nik

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Lexie Marlow Is So Hot

September 19, 2014 Dallas, Hollywood, The Dirty 81


THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, Lexie Marlow needs some love. She is not easy to sleep with and doesn’t take gifts for intercourse. Don’t let the chest fool you. She is all class.

Sure she is. Why does she keep forcing her +2′s together… that’s not a good sign.- nik

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Hollywood Con Artist David Rosenblum

September 19, 2014 Dirty Business, Hollywood, The Dirty 41


THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, I used to be business partners with a man by the name of David Rosenblum of Liberty Management and Access Worldwide Holdings. Most recently, David Rosenblum stole nearly $140,000 of an innocent man’s money by allowing him to use a merchant account in his father’s name and then keeping in the money, instead of paying the man as promised. In addition, David has been using merchant accounts opened in my name and the names of other “friends” to process the sales of controlled substances such as Viagra and Cialis that he sells through dummy websites that appear legitimate. David himself has been importing these controlled substances from Indian pharmacies, but has also used the merchant accounts to allow overseas merchants to sell controlled substances to US customers and use David’s legitimate businesses/websites as fronts. Once the vendor has processed a certain amount, David simply keeps their money and lies to them and tells them the funds have been, “held by the bank,” and that there’s nothing he can do. He has also DESTROYED the credit the “friends” he used to open the merchant accounts to conduct this “business.” He is your typical LA DOUCHEBAG and uses the money to fund his party, super-baller-wannabe lifestyle by popping bottles at LA’s hottest clubs and dining at the city’s finest restaurants. He’s doing all of this with stolen money and drug money! Somebody needs to put a stop to David Rosenblum NOW!!! (He’s on the right in the picture provided.)

Obviously he is on the right. The bigger question: Is he the top or the bottom?- nik

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Are These Your Eyes

September 18, 2014 Hollywood, The Dirty 129


THE DIRTY ARMY:  Nik, you have still not yet given us a f*cking straight answer on which eyes are the best.  So stop bullsh*tting and give us a damn answer homie.  Had to throw this little lady in the running.

This is much warmer (the nose needs a lot of work). Like I said — I like the lightest of blues… the type of ice eyes I can see myself in while having sex. I want it to feel like a Selfie… like I’m making love to myself when I look at her.- nik


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All Signs Point To Porta Potty

September 18, 2014 Hollywood, The Dirty 75


THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, Sidney is a 19 year old baby momma who works at Show Girls on Main in LA, she posts pictures of herself at parties, traveling , and even one of herself sitting on Dan Bilzerian’s lap at his latest slorefest. She got her boobs done last month, I doubt you could so quickly on a strippers salary, she denies being play for pay, what do you think does she get pooped on?

I wish these girls would tell us what Fake Equis’ poop smells like.- nik

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Jenna Jameson Doesn’t Even Look Like The Same Person

September 18, 2014 Hollywood, The Dirty 272

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, I tuned into Couples Therapy to see Juan Pablo, I thought he would be the star of the show but I was definitely wrong.  Jenna Jameson took this show to the next level.  She is so insane, its actually awesome to watch.  The girl is such a lost soul and you can tell how many different prescription drugs she is on.  I feel bad for her man, because he seems like a very cool dude.  The facial expressions Jenna makes when she speaks is the best ever.  Sorry Nik, but this season hands down is the best one and its only 2 episodes deep.

I haven’t watched yet, but everyone is texting me about Jenna Jameson being a complete psycho nut job.- nik

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