Hollywood | Nik Richie + Dirty Army intel, opinions, gossip, satire, and celebrities - Part 3

I Wish I Never Used Brighter White

December 17, 2014 Hollywood, The Dirty 38


THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, a girlfriend of mine was using BrighterWhite and I decided to get it as well.  Used it for about a week and I thought it worked ok.  Then I started to see it on my timeline being advertised by well known hookers/escorts… I don’t get why someone would want their product being promoted by girls that sell their bodies to men for money?  Threw that thing right into the garbage.

Why is she wearing all purple? I wonder if her teeth are purple too?- nik

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Jenny Has No Soul

December 17, 2014 Hollywood, The Dirty 135


THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, you may remember Jenny. She has been posted before. I just saw on my newsfeed she is asking for $6500 for her kids Christmas. This girl hasn’t even seen her kids since she ditched them for L.A. over a year ago. $6500 for Christmas? Please put this phony bitch on blast.

Wow.- nik

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**UPDATE: I’m So Sick Of Seth Rogen — ‘The Interview’ Is Dead

December 17, 2014 Hollywood, The Dirty, Vancouver 101


THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, Seth Rogen and his bottom James Franco will try their hardest for any attention. It’s way too much and people are over these two douchebags.  So now their new movie has pissed off so many people that Sony is getting hacked, and now a lot of theaters aren’t even going to show this movie because there is a fear of a terrorist act of happening.  What are your thoughts on this?

Who cares. Seth loves all this because he is Canadian.- nik

**Update via TMZ:

Sony just released a statement, saying, “In light of the decision by the majority “The Interview,” we have decided not to move forward with the planned December 25 theatrical release.”

The statement goes on, saying, “We are deeply saddened at this brazen effort to suppress the distribution of a movie, and in the process do damage to our company, our employees, and the American public.”

The execs are underscoring the distinction between pulling the film because of the distributors rather than out of fear, saying, “We stand by our filmmakers and their right to free expression and are extremely disappointed by this outcome.”

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Is Paris Hilton Pregnant Or Just Gaining Weight

December 17, 2014 Hollywood 1


THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, does Paris Hilton look pregnant to you?  Is she 20 weeks pregnant?  Or is she just getting lazy, old and fat?

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Who Is This Blonde Bombshell

December 17, 2014 Hollywood 1

THE DIRTY ARMY:Nik, keeping it simple her. Who the hell is this girl? Someone in the DA has to know, we need to see this girls body. I bet she has a crazy good ITG.

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Madam Trisha Paschke

December 17, 2014 Hollywood, The Dirty 48


THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this woman Trisha Paschke talks sh*t about everyone in Hollywood, but she is a madam and escort and has big drugs and alcohol problem.  She kept a baby just to stop doing meth.  Here she is out with other madams and hookers. Someone told me she would bring clients to her house while her baby was sitting in same room, while they would have crazy sex her using strap ons etc. She got real estate licence now because she slept with some guy to get it and pretends she big actress now while she still hooking.

That nose looks pretty serious.- nik

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The Original Shim — Tranny Manny

December 17, 2014 Hollywood, The Dirty, Tranny Manny 75


THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, wanted to update everyone on the OG of Shims.  Tranny Manny is still around doing his thing.  Currently he has a boyfriend in Hollywood that he is totally in love with and many people are jealous because trannies are getting boyfriends left and right, while normal girls can’t find any true love.

Sons of Anarchy made Transexual love sexy. Times are changing. I think sex education classes need to explain to children all forms of relationships (excluding animals). They need to know all types of gender intercourse, update the videos to include the poopus maximus hole. Michael Phelps should be the face of this change. He is someone the kids will relate with.- nik

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Abigail Ratchford Is Lying About Her Age

December 17, 2014 Hollywood, Scranton, The Dirty 89


THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, 26 year old confirmed escort Abigail Ratchford is a pathological liar.  She never posts throwbacks on IG due to the fact that she was born in the 80′s and had a flat chest until three years ago. After a quick google search, it is easy to see that she also lied about competing in Miss Pennsylvania pageant. The Miss Pennsylvania website has the top thirty contestants from the previous decade, along with photos, bios and the talent they performed. Abigail claims to have been a top 15 finisher, and that is a straight up lie. Flopping your fat around doesn’t count as talent, if Jamie ever matures he will realize that. Until then he can play dumb about the late night meetings with clients in sh*tty hotel rooms for shoes.

Her name is ‘The Office’. Let her close deals Scantron style please. #Haters.- nik

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