THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this Filipino self hating piece of trash is none other than Mally Roncal! I’m pretty sure you seen her on QVC pushing her lame, sub par makeup line on viewers! You will never find her products anywhere near a Sephora/MACYS/NORDSTROM! She is a loudmouthed offensive scum rat. I hate hags who tell women how to wear their makeup. She has issues with girls who want to or choose to look pale/light in photos, but she insists on smothering her face in Nutella colored foundation, she contours the crap out of her nose to the point it looks like a character off of transformers, her smile is disgusting. Her veneers are too big and they look slimy with saliva! They sit out 5 inches out of her mouth! How the hell can she claim to be a celebrity makeup artist? Her personality is disgusting and she has no makeup skills. She goes from every low budget talk show to talk about her “wonderful” makeup line! Please! She needs paraffin wax for those wrinkled fingers! I thought Asian don’t raisen but damn! Nik, please put this pitiful scumbag on blast! And any idiot who buys makeup from someone who looks like a muddy mess need to be put on blast!
Her chin is way too serious for me.- nik
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, Mila Kunis and Ashton Kutcher are engaged… what the hell is Mila thinking? Does she not remember how Ashton Kutcher’s last marriage ended? I have always had so much respect for Mila because she is super famous, yet has everything in order and doesn’t seem to believe she is better than the next girl. But for her to make sure a bad judgment call is crazy. I have no doubt Ashton will end up doing the same thing, lets just hope we can catch him again.
You can’t change a man’s stripes.- nik
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, Brittney “Bre” EGGER. She pretends to be a “student” but she is just another escort. I booked her and had to spend mad dough to get clean and thats the ONLY thing I have to say. Any future clients, she is NOT worth it. Skinny, drugged out. Does soooooo much E and coke its insane. And she gets super crazy when she drinks, throws tantrums like a 5 year old girl and starts breaking sh*t.
Weed socks are for LOSERS.- nik
THE DIRTY ARMY: Hey Nik!! This walking vag disease is Erika Del Toro, she is originally from Boise, Idaho but currently lives in Los Angeles and she is now the typical LA loser legs spread stereotype. She claims she is an actress on all these movies and commercials yet… she is an EXTRA. Im pretty sure I’m about to get more dramatic in this post then she could ever hope to be in any movie. Anyway my boyfriend of 2 years met her when she was doing extra work on some low budget movie and she asked to borrow his phone to make a call and like the desperate ho she is calls… dun dun DUNNNN! Her own phone. My boyfriend being an oblivious idiot doesn’t realize that the skank got him in her ugly girl skank trap. Well today I find in his phone her texting him for the past month saying everyones favorite thirsty sloot phrases such as “I don’t wanna give you a hand job but if you ate me out that could be cool” “will you come over and help me move my bedroom dresser pleeeease” “I’m not gonna give you road head, but I will give you parked car head!” “come inside me! …I meant just inside…with me…” ha. ha. ha. I see why she’s made it so far in her comedy actress career… Although how thirsty for gregs she is you’d think she could have sucked her way further then background extra at this point. So my boyfriend admits what he did “joking” texting back to her was the most f’d up thing he’s done and he’s never actually hooked up with her and claims he told her to stop with the gross texts once her realized how inappropriate they were. I confronted her today and am thinking about going to smack the b*tch upside her greg stuffed mouth but need to find a hazmat suit first for my fist. What do I do! I need the Dirty Army’s help!