This Hollywood Bottle Rat Is A Homewrecker

October 20, 2014 Hollywood, The Dirty 99


THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, Angelina Sabetta of the San Fernando Valley is what you would call a “thirsty” HOMEWRECKING sl*t. This girl decided she would start an affair with a man who she knew had been with the same girl for years now and had a baby at home. She decided sleeping with this man was alright since he wasn’t the best looking guy, but hey, he had Money, nice cars and lived a party luxurious lifestyle so why not right? WRONG! His wife caught her faster than she could believe, but this was one year ago and can you believe until this very day, this girl is still believing the lies this cheating man is telling her.

She continues to see this man behind his wife’s back, does his laundry, and even cleans his house when his wife isn’t home. She isn’t allowed to post pictures with him, she’s saved in his phone under a mans name, she has to run away like a bitch everytime his wife comes around or she’ll get her ass beat. And as many times as she’s been told to STAY AWAY… click here to read the rest, its really good!!! 

I don’t get, Angelina is not even hot. Why risk it?- nik

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Porta Potty Krista Boseley Caught With 50,000 Mollies

October 20, 2014 Hollywood, Las Vegas, The Dirty, Vancouver 166


THE DIRTY ARMY:  Nik, this is Krista Boseley a Playboy wannabe Canadian model who always claimed that she is making money as a successful realtor, which been known to everyone it was just a cover up for her being an escort. She was caught flying into California on a private jet with another Canadian porta potty Gilles Lapointe. Authorities found over 50,000 MDMA pills during the search, along with 90lbs of the drug. They also found $13k on Lapointe and $7.5k on Boseley in cash, both of whom claimed the money was won at Las Vegas’s Bellagio hotel casino… They probably got used for their naivety by one of their clients or sugar daddies as there is no such a thing as a free lunch, you want to travel on a private jet and show off on your instgram that you roll in style you need to offer more than licking balls and spreading legs for cash.

Does this mean Krista Boseley will lose her real estate license?- nik


Krista Porta Potty Strikes Again

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Nasia Jansen Ruined My Life

October 19, 2014 Hollywood, The Dirty 276


THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, all l I can say is that this sl*t ruin my life. On a hazy night in Hollywood at Playhouse a.k.a ghetto crack den, I met Nasia on the dance floor and she seemed like a cool chick, until she asked me these questions: What kind of car do you have? How much money you make, etc. Long story short, I took her to her house and banged her right away. When she was sleeping I ended up going though her medicine cabinet and finding various medications to treat STDs.  With my head hanging low the next day, I went to the doctors and found out I had a STD you can’t get ride of.  Please put her on blast.

That must be Amber Rose pre-child.- nik

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Kurt Pinto Has To Hate Kurt Doom

October 19, 2014 Hollywood, Las Vegas, The Dirty 41

THE DIRTY ARMY:  Nik, typing “Kurt Doom” into YouTube is a very entertaining experience. Even more entertaining than his self posts.  The guy is so gay its not even funny.  Why does he even pretend to be into girls?  Its all good bro, you are gay.

I’m a huge Kurt Doom fan.- nik

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Proceed With Caution At The Playboy Mansion

October 19, 2014 Hollywood, The Dirty 105

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, please warn all the ladies… if you’re ever planning on visiting the Playboy Mansion, be careful!!! I went to a party there about a month ago with a girlfriend. We each had 2 drinks from the bar (Prosecco, not even liquor) and ended up getting wasted and blacking out. Luckily this happened towards the end when we were leaving, and ended up getting an Uber back to our place so nothing happened to us. We both ended up passing out for about 12 hours, then woke up with the worst hangovers either of us have ever had topped off with nausea and extreme vertigo for the next 24 hours. I talked to some people I know who have been to parties at the Mansion and was told it’s common for the bartenders working there to slip muscle relaxers into girls’ drinks so they loosen up for the guys there. You gotta think, who’s giving these bartenders these instructions? This is a lawsuit waiting to happen, and my night could have been a LOT worse than it was. I got lucky. Ladies, if you have to go to the Mansion, don’t drink anything!

Who parties at the Playboy Mansion anymore?- nik 

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Menu From A 1912 Brothel

October 19, 2014 Hollywood, The Dirty 86

(Click on Image to Enlarge and read Menu)

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, I came across this photo that shows the menu to a whore house in America in the year 1912. When you read it, pretend it’s being read aloud in the voice of brothel owner Al Swearengen from the HBO TV series Deadwood. Makes it more interesting. Makes me wonder, what would a menu that one of our famous working girls, I mean “travelers” look like in the year 2014? You could keep “a** f**king for men over 45″ but you might have to add: “defecation” as porta-potty demand is high these days. Especially if you travel frequently to Dubai. What do you think? Times have not changed that much?

I don’t understand the 45 age rule? I think stones are referring to balls?- nik

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What Do You Think She Does

October 18, 2014 Hollywood, The Dirty 24


THE DIRTY ARMY: Hi Nik, Idk what this girl really does and I’m not accusing her of anything.  She’s kinda pretty and has a decent bod.  But with that red hair, leotard print swimsuit, fake eyelashes etc.. and the fact that she’s partying so frequently, going for vacation in Ibiza(?),wearing expensive accessories a lot of times.  Do you think that the chance of such a girl NOT being an escort is narrow?(I hope not..actually..)… Like what kind of vibes do her looks give you?

Here chest is too real to be pay for play.- nik

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Vivian Kindle Has Become A Perfect 10

October 18, 2014 Hollywood, The Dirty 126


THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, Vivian Kindle went from being ok looking to now straight up being a dime piece.  She is one of the rare girls that went from Blonde to Brunette and improved themselves 10 fold.  Do you agree here?

She still looks Mexican to me.- nik


What Is Vivian Kindle’s Ethnicity

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