Hollywood | Nik Richie + Dirty Army intel, opinions, gossip, satire, and celebrities - Part 4

Sue Lyn Is The Original

December 15, 2014 Hollywood, The Dirty 27

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THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, before the Office was the talk of hoer town we had the original bad girl Sue Lyn Medeiros. Sue Lyn was pooping on billionaires way back when Jamie Iovine was still in diapers and pooping himself. While the Office gets pooped on Sue Lyn does the pooping. She worked hard for her red bottoms and wears them with style. Can we get an amen for Sue Lyn brother dirty!

If cell phones didn’t have camera’s these girls would be rich. I feel like technology is killing the GoPro market.- nik



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Kim Kardashian Is Just A Bad Human

December 15, 2014 Hollywood, The Dirty 136

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THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, why is everyone freaking out about Kim Kardashian and how she cut Norphan out of this selfie shot?  I mean how are you f*cking idiots that made her uber famous shocked by this?  The bitch is the worst and most selfish human on earth.  Kim wouldn’t allow her baby daughter to steal her shine, she is a soulless cow.  If you follow her on IG or have seen any of Kardashian shows, shut up and enjoy what you have created.

I’m digging her 3rd nose job in this image.- nik



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Who Is Elvira’s Blonde BFF

December 15, 2014 Elvira, Hollywood, The Dirty 31

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THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, I follow Elvira on Instagram and started seeing a lot of pictures of her with this blonde girl who she says is her best friend. Her name is Kay, but other than that, not much seems to be known about her. All her photos include her traveling to different cities and partying, but she apparently has a boyfriend and seems too classy to be an escort. No idea what she does for a living. So what do you think–who is hotter?

Wow, she is way hotter than Elvira. I can’t wait to make her a DC. Her face is exactly what Elvira was trying to create…maybe I should call her Medusa?- nik 



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Some Girls Have No Shame

December 13, 2014 Hollywood, Las Vegas, The Dirty 247

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THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this GoPro booked 4 girls and as you can see one of them could care less she is being exposed.  No f*cks were given that night.  Money and blow could really make girls do anything.

The one on the far right is way too heavy for this picture.- nik



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Kate Compton’s Sister Emily Compton Is A Bad Look For Their Family

December 13, 2014 Hollywood, The Dirty 67

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THE DIRTY ARMY:  Nik! Have you seen Kate Compton’s sister on IG? We did some digging and can not get over her page because she is 300lbs!!! And, proud of it. I wonder if Kate was always jealous of those flap jacks? Anyway, she clearly states to IG followers,”F*k You Pay Me”! This girl is always high on molly, xanex, weed and sizzurp which she promotes. Its the most tragic page I’ve ever laid eyes on. She is a true hooker and does’t hide it at all! Makes perfect sense about this family of sisters! She posts stacks of cash and shoes,clothes,lingerie… I mean its as if they are competing? I cant wait to see how this story ends. Jenny Craig line one stat!

I really thought that was my butt for a second.- nik



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I Will No Longer Buy Louis Vuitton

December 13, 2014 Hollywood, The Dirty 356

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THE DIRTY ARMY:  Nik, how horrible of a look is this for Louis Vuitton? They have teamed up with Christian Louboutin to make this bag that is worth around $6,300. Christian Louboutin was my favorite until all these hookers ruined the brand. My husband is 7 years older then I am, so I understand if I walk around in Loubs people will get the wrong idea about me, so I don’t. But now I can’t even wear my favorite purse designer any longer because this bag is going to be seen on every hooker before you know it. Its kinda of frustrating but whatever. I spend 70 to 80k on Louis per year so its not going to affect them at all in the pocket, but I’m sure as hell this will hurt their brand. #LouisVuittonIsForHookers

Scooby Snack that purse is all you.- nik



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Dan Bilzerian aka Fake Equis aka Instagram’s Ray Rice

December 13, 2014 Fake Equis, Hollywood, The Dirty 105

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THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, I was a total fan of Dan Bilzerian but no longer. Once a man hits a woman, I lose all respect for them. If that was my daughter that he kicked, you better believe I would murder that little trust fund piece of sh*t. TRUE memes of him circulating on the net, the guy is now Ray Rice of Instagram. Anyone that still follows him, is a piece of sh*t like him. Hope this monster gets what he deserves in prison.

Nothing will happen to him. Dad’s money will keep him safe.- nik



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Like A Fine Wine

December 12, 2014 Hollywood, Los Angeles, The Dirty 26

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THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, I lost track of Denise Milani a couple of years ago when she stopped posting content. Well, gentlemen, the Queen is officially back. Denise won Miss Bikini World and as you can tell, her body is still banging. Oh and Nik, she’s originally from the Czech Republic, so she’d make the perfect nanny for Press! So Nik, would you or wouldn’t you with this out of control hottie?

Isn’t this chick like 50 years old?? Didn’t we name her something about 6 years ago?- nik



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