Gigi Gorgeous Should Call Herself Skeletor

September 16, 2014 Hollywood, The Dirty 161


THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, here is another one of Gigi Gorgeous.  As you can see, this shim is not all of that.  I’m not gonna lie, I only follow her because I love seeing guys kissing this shim’s ass, not knowing its a dude.  It literally cracks me up.

I smell a Dirty Celebrity.- nik

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Shimderella Has Transformed In The Past Year

September 16, 2014 Hollywood, Shimderella, The Dirty 27


THE DIRTY ARMY:  Nik, was on Shimderella’s IG and she has changed over the past year and some change.  Check out the progression.  I don’t know if its me, but damn is the girl looking top notch right now.

Are you sure that is Shimderella in all the images?- nik

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Miss Brazil On IG Is Incredible

September 16, 2014 Hollywood, The Dirty 57


THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, check out Miss Brazil on IG.  Totally in love with this dime piece.  Not a thing wrong with this girl and the best part about it, on her IG she has a “Booking” gmail address… so you know what that means.  Definitely hitting her up.

But her legs tough.- nik

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I Hate To Be The Bearer Of Bad News

September 15, 2014 Hollywood, The Dirty 33


THE DIRTY ARMY: Hey Nik, I hate to burst everyone’s bubble, but here is a facial pic of Laura Cremaschi (aka perfect booth girl). I know you said you’d pay to laseraway her back tattoo, but what about the one on the front (which can be seen in the pic with some wrinkly old trout). Even in sunglasses, her face is beat. So all the fellas: is the booty still boink-able?

Nope… I’m out.- nik


The Booty Belongs To Laura Cremaschi

Wow, Talk About A Booty

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Kris Jenner’s “Stalker” Christina Bankston Is Being Framed

September 15, 2014 Hollywood, The Dirty 20


THE DIRTY ARMY:  Nik, first off , I have been DA strong for many years. Thank you for your work! My friend Christina Bankston is not crazy. Lol, she is a troll and a drunk. But a hacker she is not. A man she hung out with used to “work” for her and they were drinking at Christina’s house and I guess the guy hacked Mrs. Jenner’s sh*t and stole a sex tape. The Jenner’s had my friend background checked and a restraining order and since I read the first one with the ex it was so similar. This is a cover up from the Jenner camp. To pin it on her. You always give advice about this bullsh*t.

What is wrong with Kris’ nose? It looks confused.- nik

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The Power Of Makeup Sucks

September 15, 2014 Hollywood, The Dirty 161

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, I was scrolling down this fashion website, when I saw these “before and after pictures”…. I was amazed. Makes me think that half the “hot girls” posted on here are actually ugly as tits… I’d love to see what Scooby looks like without all the makeup, hair done, and red bottoms… I wonder if guys ask for refunds after they sleep with them and all the make up comes off… gross.

Contouring and alcohol are men’s worst enemies. I decided.- nik

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The Office Has The Best Booty Ever

September 15, 2014 Hollywood, The Dirty 133


THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, what the hell?  Have you seen Abigail’s ass?  The thing is next level, she is like the white Nicki Minaj.  Not sure why she is dating a white guy with a booty like that.  She needs a purple crayon for sure.

She only dates for money, not love.- nik

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Goodbye Jen Selter… Hellooo Bruna Lima

September 14, 2014 Hollywood, The Dirty 88


THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, I’m sure most of the IG users are fed up with seeing Jen Selter and her fake ass posting her pictures on yachts and private planes with what ever money her sugar daddy is giving, but clearly we overlook a lot of females who ACTUALLY work for their booty and they need at least some praise. So Ladies and Gents, meet Bruna Lima I couldn’t be more happier than to say she beats Selter’s plastic ass, any day out of the week! Best part there’s no evidence to as this girl being an escort/hooker. She looks pretty respectable and knows that’s she’s worked for it so hey why not show it off. Hopefully this one doesn’t go down the same path as Selter is but I see potential in this one. So Nik, what do you think?

That ass is not sitting right. I’m saying 55% fake.- nik

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