THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, I am a 24 year old girl, who is currently working and going to school. I work hard, and very late so that I can become successful. I am a gorgeous girl, but maybe not by your standards because you are quite picky! Recently I met an older guy, super spontaneously! He offered to pay me 1k to spend one hour with him. I forgot to mention that I am married, but my husband no longer sleeps with me. My question is, is it odd that I am thinking about taking on his offer? And would it be wrong that I do take on his offer?
Do what you got to do to survive. Your husband is probably getting it somewhere else anyway.- nik
An original comedy from writer and executive producer Stephen Falk, ‘You’re The Worst’ puts a dark twist on the romantic comedy genre. Narcissistic, brash, and self-destructive “Jimmy Shive-Overly,” played by Chris Geere (The Spa), thinks all relationships are doomed. Cynical, people-pleasing, and stubborn “Gretchen Cutler,” played by Aya Cash (The Wolf of Wall Street), knows that relationships aren’t for her. So when they meet at a wedding, it’s only natural that the two of them go home together and, despite their better judgment, begin to find themselves falling for each other.
Rounding out the cast is Desmin Borges (The Good Wife), who plays “Edgar Quintero,” Jimmy’s once homeless, war veteran roommate, and Kether Donohue (The Carrie Diaries) as “Lindsay Jillian,” Gretchen’s best friend and former partner in crime who’s now struggling with a life of domesticity.
You’re The Worst is a modern look at love and happiness told through the eyes of two people who haven’t been very successful with either. It’s the story of Gretchen and Jimmy, fear, heartbreak, romance, sex, food, Los Angeles, friendship, and the fact that sometimes the worst people make the best partners.
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, I had seen that you posted on your tabrag an unflattering pic of Taylor Swift looking pregnant. Today, there are pics of her ‘fabulously long legs’. You see, if the promotional media buzz wants to make you look good, (say, your new movie is out, or an album) they WILL make you seem desirable, adored, and goddess-like. Take Scarlett Johanssen for instance. Personally, I do not find her that appealing. Her eyes point in two different directions, (the opposite of crossed), and the top part of her lip looks like Francine from American Dad. Yet, guys find her hot because THEY brainwash them into thinking they are hot!!? If I was born into the program, I would be getting hyped up too into being this superhot celestial goddess! Unfortunately, I don’t have a team of hairstylists, fitness instuctors, make-up artists, professional photographers, photoshop, lighting, fans for my hair, and wardrobe consultants to transform me this way. What do you think?
I think its the Gays trying to brainwash the Straights. We believe everything the Pink Mafia sells us.- nik
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, what is happening to her face? Is it simply a filter or is this the result of continuous drug/alcohol use? How many years does she have left Nik?
She has Anna Nicole Smith on TrimSpa face.- nik
THE DIRTY ARMY: Hey Nik, Can we please get some info on this soccer player’s girlfriend. She is quite a looker. Mario Gotze was that guy who scored that world cup final goal but who cares about that anyways because thats boring old soccer. What is really important is if we can get more pics of this woman on your website. The dude has a boner right next to her. Can’t blame him though. Its her fault for being hot.
Mario can do better. At least spend some of that Nike money to fix her chest.- nik