Better Than Adderall

July 16, 2014 ASU, Chicago, Dallas, Hollywood, Las Vegas, Newport, Scottsdale, The Dirty, Vancouver 300 212,916 Views

I have been testing this product for a while now and it is LIMITLESS. It is the first ever over the counter Adderall (I am not supposed to be saying that, but I have to be honest). This stuff is better than Addies because it doesn’t give you the cracked out meth feeling associated with Adderall. Anyway, to make a long story short… I am 2 for 2 in the advancing life products department. DON’T BUY ADDERALL ILLEGALLY. If you want to focus, here is the safe solution that is actually better for you. Half of the white kids at UCI are taking this stuff and they are kicking the Asians asses. Buy one bottle and if you have ADD/ADHD you will love it!! And for you college kids who are “entrepreneurs” I JUST MADE YOU RICH!

**Click here to buy over the counter Adderall**

FYI: This is my personal opinion and individual results may vary. I always advise you consult with your physician first.

**Now that I got the legal fun out of the way… Click here to buy over the counter Adderall.**

 



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Ellie Goulding Hates Clothes

July 16, 2014 Hollywood, The Dirty 4 100,056 Views

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Click Here to see Ellie Goulding walking around Warsaw, Poland… Yes, these are her casual day clothes!!



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Samanta Ravndahl Has The Best Eyes… But She Is A Scam

July 16, 2014 Hollywood, The Dirty 93 102,662 Views

THE DIRTY ARMY:  Nik, yes she might have the best eyes, but damn does she look like a meth head without makeup.  Sucks how makeup is the biggest scam known to man.

How can she have blue eyes and green eyes? #Scam.- nik



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A Concerned Father

July 16, 2014 Dallas, Fake Equis, Hollywood, The Dirty 355 122,435 Views

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THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, so my ten year old son is in love with Dan Bilzerian on Instagram, he idolizes the guy.  All he and his friends talk about is Dan, like he is some type of superhero.  I have no clue how he can relate to someone that much older than him.  He has been getting into so much trouble because he is being mean to all the little girls in our neighborhood.  He treats them really bad and basically expects them to be his slave.  If they don’t do what he says, he basically kicks them out of the neighborhood crew and they are left without any friends.  The phone calls I’m fielding from neighbors are worse than telemarketers.  Now he is sharing cartoons of Dan to every kid on the block.  These cartoons are from another 7 year old boy on Instagram.  I’ve grounded my son from all social media for the summer and now he hates his Dad.  Thanks Dan.

It’s only a matter of time until all 7 to 10 year-old boys are doing blow and banging hookers thanks to Instagram.- nik



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Date Rape Derek

July 16, 2014 Hollywood, The Dirty 62 100,367 Views

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, meet Derek Du Chesne OR Date Rape Derek.  This scummy club promoter/wannabe actor is making his rounds around Hollywood. He is notorious for screwing people over all around Los Angeles. Other then drugging girls in his spare time (be careful not to take a drink from him) he uses people for their houses, money and status. We knew he was trash but recently this loser has stooped to an all time LOW, he has contracted herpes and is having unprotected sex with unknowing girls. When his latest victim confronted him he just said “My Bad.” We would not feel right NOT letting people know. Don’t f*ck around with Derek Du Chesne…or DRD and YES you read right, his shirt DOES say “Please Send Nudes”…..

Derek Du Chesne has a creepy vibe to him.- nik



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Lindsay Lohan On A Porta-Potty Adventure

July 16, 2014 Hollywood, The Dirty 3 95,727 Views

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Click Here to see Lindsay Lohan on her Porta-Potty Adventure and her disgusting gut!!



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In Your Opinion

July 16, 2014 Hollywood, The Dirty 85 110,220 Views

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THE DIRTY ARMY: Dear Nik, I was hoping you could be the help I need. I’m in an utter wreck financially and am piled beneath of mountain of debt. In the last year I lost a great paying job and now have to work at a minimum wage job that barely provides for bills, food and necessities for my son and I. I have applied to every restaurant and golf course and the field I went to college for, all with no luck! I’m considering becoming a stripper because I feel it is my last resort. I can’t make the decision though. Although it would be fast money I feel like I wouldn’t be able to look at myself each day. I would never do anything like the ports pottys on the website, but I’m convinced if I were to become a stripper no one would believe that. What is your opinion of strippers who dance simply for the money? Not red bottoms or fancy clothes.

Battle for your son, don’t take the easy way out or your son will look at women with disgust when he gets older.- nik



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Wasting Her Youth Getting High

July 16, 2014 Hollywood, The Dirty 86 100,020 Views

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THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this girl goes by Tiny Dabber on IG and all she does is smoke wax… she thinks its the coolest thing in history to smoke wax and sit there and look retarded.  I feel so bad for her cause all that butane she is smoking is killing her brain, doesn’t help that all these creeps write on her IG and tell her how cool she is… oh man, I swear our society is getting dumber by the birth… Pray for us.

Instagram kills brain cells. I decided.- nik



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