Hollywood | Nik Richie + Dirty Army intel, opinions, gossip, satire, and celebrities - Part 5

Maria Kassandra Is A Dream

November 19, 2014 Copenhagen, Hollywood, The Dirty 26


THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, let me introduce half Norwegian and half Greek Blogger Maria Kassandra. Love her dimples, blonde hair, insane ITG and very feminine features.

What is with the weird head tilt?- nik

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Everyone Laughs At Bryana Holly

November 19, 2014 Hollywood, Miami, The Dirty 12

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THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, every time I have gone out Bryana Holly is out with a different guy. Most of the time they are somewhat famous, she gained all her fame on IG because of Brody Jenner. Since then she has been linked to Michael B Jordan and Leo DiCaprio. She plays the “I don’t drink, I’m innocent card” while the men are f*cked up drunk and she’s sober trying so hard. She is pathetic and called “resident bed warmer” in Hollywood lol. We are all laughing at you bunny.

That sucks I thought she wasn’t different, not just another Warwick Weasel.- nik

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Terror On TheDirty

November 19, 2014 Hollywood, The Dirty 37

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this girl is diverse. Introducing Julia Mobassaleh, I started dating this refund queen back in 2002 but I understand this dope dealing queen has been on the scene for quite a while here in L.A. She will make you think she is in love and do whatever she can to gain your confidence but she robbed me blind. She asked leading questions (knowing I was a baller) like “I bet you have a safe” or “safe house”. I honestly thought she had a rough childhood, turns out she is just looking to rob me blind! Stole my audemars piguet and patek along with 75k Cash! L.A residents beware!

A woman asking about a ‘safe’ isn’t a red flag or anything?- nik

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Anastagia Pierre Is The Hottest Black Girl Ever

November 19, 2014 Hollywood, The Dirty 189


THE DIRTY ARMY:  Nik, I bumped into this girl on Instagram and she is just about the hottest black girl I’ve ever seem in my life. And I mean all black not mixed race or light skinned. She’s skinny, has plus twos and an ITG to boot. From the looks of things she doesn’t do purple crayons either. Question, why do white guys always get the best black girls while black men take out bottom barrel fat white trash? If I wanted to dip my Greg in chocolate this is how I’d want it to look. What do you think? I know you don’t like black girls but this one turned me.

Are you sure she is black?- nik

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Gage Maverick – Gage TV is a CON

November 18, 2014 Hollywood 0

THE DIRTY ARMY: Gage Maverick is associated with Hollywood criminals and is operating a scam through a con company in Hollywood. Gage is also very harassing and stalks women on facebook. He has attacked me and several of my girlfriends, all with the same story. Always trying to get people to watch his bullshit show and be on it, also wanting to push sex in trade. He is a predator in the industry. Extremely bad people. I am not the only one. I am just the only one that says anything.

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Dan Bilzerian’s Jet Is An Unsafe 27 Year Old Plane

November 18, 2014 Fake Equis, Hollywood, The Dirty 244


THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, Dan Bilzerian is pretending to be all rich but the private jet he bought is not a 1997 model like he’s claiming on internet but it’s a 1987 which makes it 27 years old. At that age these Gulfstream models are going for 2-3 million dollars and require insane maintenance. Planes are usually scrapped after 30 years, so Dan Bilzerian is flying around in the equivalent of a 1987 Toyota Tercel with a million miles. Talk about trying too hard to be a baller. Much like paying $1 million to have 15 seconds in a movie without any dialogue. His plane: Gulfstream IV / Manufacturer serial number 1036 / old registration: N45AC, New registration: N701DB. Back in 2011 Daily Mail ran a story on this same plane and how pilot claimed it was extremely unsafe. Lebron James could have been killed in that airplane because it had a major fuel leak.

The loudest one in the room is always the weakest.- denzel

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Esther Is One Nasty MILF

November 18, 2014 Hollywood, The Dirty 143


THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, please submit this digusting hooker Esther. She has 5 kids, with different fathers. My boyfriend had her number in his phone and i looked her up and found out she has 5 kids, she was asking him for some coke at 2 in the morning. Disguting, Shouldnt you be home watching all your kids? I am sure their dads arent in the picture considering they are all gang bangers! She claims to be isreali, but she looks mexican with blonde hair, drawn eyebrows and contacts! Out this nasty hood rat!

**Fun Fact:  I f*cked one of her “bestfriends” and asked her how Esther is so skinny after 5 kids… her reply “Meth”. – JV

Thanks JV. I’m glad you have changed in your 30′s.- nik

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Beyonce Has A 3 Finger ITG

November 18, 2014 Hollywood, The Dirty 89


THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, can you believe Beyonce has a real 3 finger ITG. Body made for you Nik.

Photoshop is for Liars.- nik

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