THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this girl is known in LA as Crystal Kuns and is no stranger to TheDirty.com. As a professional hooker she goes to Hollywood’s elite sex parties called Mass Pleasures or Hidden Soirees every month to have sex with as many men as she can for FREE! I’m so confused because my wife and I tried to book her and she wanted money.
I thought her name was “Crystal by the Cases” or something gay like that?- nik
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, I seen this on twitter, had to click on it. I know we both are on the same page about Kate Upton. I don’t get it. She got famous for being a fat cow. Why do people think she is the sexiest person alive? I don’t like this “your only hot if your fat” phase. No you are what is wrong with America. What do you think? I’m this close to dumping my boyfriend because he is one of the many that worship this fat cow.
You gotta blame the Gays for this one. Kate Upton is a blatant stab at the intellect of the Straights by mainstream media (pink mafia).- nik
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, here is Alexa Aimes. She is a pornstar and is one of the most delusional people you will ever meet. Just cause she has sex on video, she truly thinks she is hot and her boobs actually look good. She has the worst job in history and needs to stop showing that off because its disgusting. Not sure why girls in porn feel so entitled, when at the end of the day, no one has respect for them? Click here to see some really bad +2′s!!!
Don’t click, it will ruin your Friday.- nik
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this is Donna Raynes. I have been having internet sex with her and she is amazing. She’s one of a kind. She’s Funny, Sexy and Sensual. We video chat all the time and she says she wants to date me. I have given her thousands of dollars to help her out with bills and she still keeps making excuses why she can’t see me. I flew to California to see her and all I did was sit in my hotel room for the whole weekend while she made excuse after excuse why she couldn’t come meet me. I’m starting to think I’m getting used, but I’m so into her, I refuse to believe it. She does have very valid reasons and thats why I haven’t broke up with her yet. What would you do in my shoes?
You should send her $10,000 via wire transfer so she will love you more. You are not trying hard enough.- nik
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, I don’t even know where to start with this girl. I worked with her one time and of course she was WASTED. Like “I can’t walk so I’m just going to lay on the floor” type drunk. She was also so drunk she felt the need to tell me some career advice…want to know what it was?! “You have to suck your way to the top” unbelievable. This girl is just begging for attention from the bottom and it’s pretty obvious all she does is suck Greg by the ugly sick sucking face she always makes (is that hot now?!) and all the “trips” she goes on. I feel bad for her boyfriend. I felt she needed to be exposed.
Is that supposed to be a nice view?- nik