Cara Delevingne Is Perfect

August 23, 2014 Hollywood, The Dirty 157

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this model Cara Delevingne is so hot. Her flat stomach, perfect legs and overall body give me a massive lady boner. Shes blonde and has an ITG so I feel like shes your perfect girl. What do you think of this hottie, Nik?

I hate everything about her. Anyone can grow out their eyebrows and be skinny. She is just trendy and a starf*cker.- nik

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Who Is This Asian Beauty

August 23, 2014 Hollywood, The Dirty 144


THE DIRTY ARMY:  Nik, does anyone in The Dirty Army know who this Asian Goddess is.  She is so damn perfect and you can tell that ITG is strong as f*ck.  And those +2′s are just the perfect size.  I know you aren’t a fan of them, but c’mon I know you would taste this.

Who says I’m not a fan… I just prefer not to sleep with them (weird smells).- nik

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Fio Is Sleeping With A Married Cop

August 22, 2014 Hollywood, Oceanside, The Dirty 124

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this is Fio. She’s a dirty little slut who will sleep with anyone or anything as long as it breathes. She lives with her boyfriend of 6 years and brings guys back to sleep in his bed constantly while he is at work. Now she is hooking up with a MARRIED Oceanside cop she met on the day of her court date for her DUI ! (Note the sticker she put on his wedding ring finger LMAO) she also slept with one of her newly married co workers, a bar tender at the bar she works at. Funny thing is she is only 18. This girl will be selling her soul for red bottoms eventually, but until then she spreads her legs for free. Please post this so people will really know what she is – a cheating, pathetic skank.

Anybody know this police officers name?- nik

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This Is Hayley Hassellhoff

August 22, 2014 Hollywood, The Dirty 5


Click Here to see what David Hassellhoff’s daughter looks like… I was shocked as well!!

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Is Mens Softball For The Gays

August 22, 2014 Hollywood, The Dirty 82

THE DIRTY ARMY:  Nik, this guy is some kind of Wrestler??? Puts out some pretty awesome youtube videos. But the real questions is Mens softball for the GAYS?

You can tell this guy has trouble with the curve.- nik

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Creepy Men Of Tinder

August 22, 2014 Hollywood, The Dirty 973


THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, my girlfriends and I were talking about all the creepers we come across on Tinder. We get quite the laugh and I wanted to submit this fellow Sansan.  I had to swipe left on him unfortunately cause I couldn’t see myself having sex with someone like this.

Poor Sansan… he just wants to get laid.- nik

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Celebrity Gossip: Blogroll

August 21, 2014 Hollywood, The Dirty 3


Click Here to read my thoughts on the Nick Cannon and Mariah Carey break up!!

Click Here to see why I finally believe Ali Larter is pregnant!!

Click Here to see Justin Timberlake in Paris… poor guy needs 5 security guards just to walk around!!!!

Click Here to see Lady Gaga channeling her inner Edward Scissorhands… she is really starting to lose it!!

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At What Age Do You Think Norphan Will Get Work Done

August 21, 2014 Hollywood, The Dirty 99


THE DIRTY ARMY:  Nik, its no secret that the Kardashian’s start “enhancing” their features at a very young age as you can see here in Kylie Jenner.  Do you think Norphan will get work done before the age of 10 or after?

Probably around age 14.- nik

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