THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, I watched the Billboard Awards and Bieber seemed to be the big thing happening. I am not a Bieber hater, the kid can actually sing really well but his fashion choices confuse me. I get the whole sagging a little….. The younger guys seem to think it is cool but Bieber looks stupid in this pic. It looks like he is wearing a diaper and has a deformed lower body…. And not in some weird “I have a big Greg way” lol. What is your input on guys who sag their pants so much they can barely walk?

He doesn’t dress himself. Blame the stylist who thinks this will be the next big trend.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, I looked for Carly Francavilla on instagram and saw her pictures and was in awe of how pretty this girl is…. She is pretty much perfect! What do you think?

I like how she doesn’t eat.- nik

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Hottie Carly Francaville

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, The Spanish Nanny is actually very ordinary in real life and looks nothing like her photo shopped pictures. She has had obvious plastic surgery on her nose but it is still no where near the image you see in pictures. She also has a very soft ordinary body. I work out at Moksha Yoga on La Brea in LA where she works out as well. I’ve seen her up close and personal in bright light in tight workout clothes and she is absolutely nothing anyone would even look twice at. She is all smoke and mirrors.

So you are saying she is an angle and filter champion?- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, check out this picture Lord Disick posted on his instagram. Looks like Scott knew it all along. I always thought Kris Humphries looked like a monster.

I wonder if Scott and Kourtney have a joint bank account… why wont she marry him? Makes no sense to me. The guy is a f*cking Lord.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Hey Nik looks like Andrea -famef*cker- Arlington is at it again, prostituting her children out for low class fame. Apparently Gabbie (the littles sl*t from Pretty Wild) has a “hot group of girlfriends” and they like to party for a fee (we’ve heard this before..) Andrea made them a Facebook page and everything to promote their Greg sucking skills. God damn Nik this family is a joke of Hollywood at this point. What is Tess up to that she cant get in on this Goobie action? I hear the Dirty Army calling from some Goobie Girls on Nik Richie Radio. Let’s here the party package.

Looks like one of the Goobie’s needs to hit the gym.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Hey Nik. Let me introduce you to this total scumbag who calls himself Moh. He talks a big game about how he designs for Xbox games and has all this money and drives a Maserati. We went out one night and he had me call some of my friends. Well lts just say that at the end of the night, I was the one that ended up paying for everything out of my own pocket! Long story short, I found his facebook and told his girlfriend about what he did, she actually made him pay me! I’m sorry, but that is one big scumbag Nik. Girls beware.

Interesting outcome.- nik