In Comparison, Courtney Stodden Was Decent Before

July 17, 2014 Hollywood, The Dirty 76

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, I just finished watching the entire second season of Couples Therapy, and I never thought I’d say this- but I actually prefer the Couples Therapy version of Courtney Stodden. In comparison to the wreck that she is nowadays, she actually seems semi-decent in retrospect. I guess that’s what happens when you age terribly and you screw yourself up with too much surgery. That Dourtney relationship was sickening, albeit entertaining to watch. I laughed when she said her hoochie clothing saves lives. I think she actually believes that, and hey… more power to her! She’s the epitome of ignorance being bliss. On a related note, I loved watching you and Shayne. I found myself crying when Doctor Jen asked Shayne if no one ever allowed her to feel her feelings, and she broke down and admitted that she has trouble letting people in. It was fascinating to see you two showcase that you’re in a real relationship with real issues just like the rest of us. It humanized the man behind the iron curtain, and showed a vulnerable, relatable side of Shayne, as well. I know I’m way late on watching the show, but it was so moving! It was really predictable that Doug and Courtney wouldn’t last though, seeing how they couldn’t really do the same. At least Doug had her in her prime!

Thanks.- nik



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I Want Jared To Take My Virginity

July 17, 2014 Hollywood, The Dirty 77

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, does anyone have a hook up or a way to let him see this!? I’ve had daddy fantasies about Jared for years. I met him backstage at a show when I was 16 and cannot stop thinking about him even now. I heard he likes teens? I’m 19 and I would do anything to have him take my v-card.

Why?- nik



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Horny Holly Thinks She Is Different

July 17, 2014 Hollywood, The Dirty 22

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this is “Holly Brooke” she’s one of the biggest whores in this sh*tty city. People may know her for sleeping with Dave Navarro. She showed everyone the pictures.. Holly there is no reason to be proud to be a nasty whore. She spends all her time doing coke and drinking cheap beer. She thinks she’s hot sh*t because she got a sh*tty boob job like 5 years ago. They look terrible or maybe it’s just her body aging faster than most people because all he does is do drugs with her lame friends who are all little feinds. Stay away from this girl unless you want her DRD.

LaserAway your arm please. I don’t care how much it costs. It ruins your eyes and brings direct attention to your vagina armpits.- nik



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Corey Feldman Is Having His Birthday Party

July 17, 2014 Hollywood, The Dirty 72

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THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, Corey Feldman is having his birthday party, and he only wants ‘beautiful women’ to be there, and hardly any dudes. He says it is to ‘help the beautiful women’, like they are a dying breed that he needs to save. He thinks he is helping them realize that they are more than just great looks. What kind of women needs reassurance from Corey Feldman to know that they are more than a ‘pretty face and nice body’. He won’t invite real or ugly women at his party, but what kind of message is that? The women that are accepted are the kind of women who are ugly on the inside. Anyone can buy a bottle of bleach and get some old man to buy them implants, how does that make ‘Coreys Angels’ so beautiful? More like, so boring!

Funny to see that Monster is sponsoring this event… can this flyer be anymore janky?- nik



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Miss Buns Of Steel Emily Meisner

July 17, 2014 Hollywood 0

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, Emily Meisner seems to be posting some pretty risque pics on IG… ‘m wondering whose into these type of women.



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Selena Gomez’s Boobs Are Real

July 17, 2014 Hollywood, The Dirty 1

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Click Here to see Selena Gomez at the Ischia Global Fest in Italy… she didn’t wear a bra on purpose!!



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Kate Upton Really Is Whale Wars

July 17, 2014 Cabo San Lucas, Cancun, Hollywood, The Dirty 383

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, KATE UPTON IS ABSOLUTELY DISGUSTING!

I wasn’t kidding when I named her Whale Wars.- nik

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This Is Not Fair

July 17, 2014 Hollywood, The Dirty 36

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this is such bullsh*t. So I have been pleasing myself to this girls insta GizelGizel. Got tired of all the photos and tried to search her on Google to find more content. Then came across that she is a f*cking DUDE… WTF!!!! Like if you are a tranny, let us f*cking know. But I don’t feel as bad, now that I went and saw how so many guys write him like that. I can’t tell if they know its a dude, or are being scammed like me.

You are a Gay.- nik



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