THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, my girlfriend of two years has a lot of mutual “friends” with Dan Fake Equis and the past 3 weeks, she has been hanging out with them. She said guys are not allowed to party with them, so she never invites me and everytime she goes, she never returns my text or answers my calls because she says she has no service, but she has no problem posting IGs partying with them. I don’t get it, I do trust her but when she quit her job a few days ago, has me really paranoid that she is sleeping with those guys for money. I don’t want to lose her, especially to this mother f*cker. What the hell should I do?
I wouldn’t worry about. Have Fake Equis pay her bills and just share her. He will take all the head ache out of the relationship with all the shoes and purses you had to buy anyway. It sounds like a win win to me.- nik