THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, so I was on Instagram and BEHOLD I came across this five star tramp a.k.a. model/fitness guru/college drop out/attention whore. At first glance she is the average attention seeking stupid girl that thinks she’s famous because she has some heinous amount of Instagram followers… BUT LOOK MORE CLOSELY… In between the horrid crevice of her fake boobs you can see what looks to be a tiny vagina…WHAT IS THAT? Oh yeah her name is Chantel Zales…. Oh yeah and she’s really proud of being Latina? Who would of thought? I would love your opinion on this beast, I don’t understand how anyone finds this crap attractive. And no, NOBODY IS JEALOUS OF YOU LADY! I’m not a “hater” (stupid term that only hoodrats use).
I give her a 5.99827. If she fixes her nose maybe she can hit 6.8872911.- nik