THE DIRTY ARMY:  Nik, ugh. Look at the fatty who’s made the cover of Vogue. I guess we’ll be seeing Whale Wars a lot more than we’d all like to.  I truly agree with you now when you say we are all brainwashed into thinking she is hot.

I just lost all respect for Vogue and you should too. Talk about a 28 hour photoshop procedure, you can see where the knee cap doesn’t connect with the calf muscle in the second image. Pathetic.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, Krystal Rae is originally from Covina now picking pockets in Hollywood and OC.  Nik, she has been known as a gold digging party girl and has few friends and men who she has not cheated on or back stabbed. She looks like she found love with this stunning looking Indian gentleman who happens to be very well off and buys her tons of meaningless luxury items and expensive dinners. Has she found true love? Will this man keep her happy and also accept her child?

Fat knees.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Hi Nik, our favourite self-loathing Pornstar turned Sugar Tranny is one devious little…. So, on her IG she was rambling on about how your past does NOT define you, and how she is ashamed of some of the things she did in the past, little do her stans and followers know that she has been in the Porn Industry for so much longer than she likes to admit. She started off using the name Sky Banks, and was really big in the black music scene, there are FILMS and pictures of her stripping for this lady called Draya, for some reason though she changed her name to Rianna Rimes, and tried to make it seem like she did porn for a “short while” then stopped, this girl has been in the business since atleast 2009, she even admitted to dropping out of HS to “make money”. PS: All those wondering who her trout is, notice how close she is with Blac Chyna? I mean on a personal level close, her trout is probably somebody in Wiz Khalifa’s management.

Why do people care about this dude?- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, Jennifer Lawrence is best actress and most desirable woman of 2012.  In my opinion the girl very talented, bright and health.  Look wise shes another plain Jane.  There’s nothing unique about her face or her body and I just don’t see what the big deal is.  Wanted to get your opinion on her before I go see the new Hunger Games movie in November.

She is normal looking.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY:  Nik, here is more of Ashley Lucero aka PayPal.  Glad you made her a DC because the girl ROCKS and lives for the spot light.  I think her body is almost perfect but just not there yet.  I wanted to see what you recommend she gets done so she can be at her very best potential.

So wait… is she a chair model?- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, Playboy has just announced their PMOY for 2013, it’s Raquel Pomplun. She is the first Mexican American PMOY. What do you think?

I think Playboy is trying to send a message that muscular necks, thick thighs and no breasts is the new direction of their company.- nik