RIP Suk Joon Sung

October 15, 2014 Hollywood, Seattle, The Dirty 135

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THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, as I’m sure you know Suk died at the young age of 42 and the family is planning a funeral here in Seattle. If anyone would like to donate please visit: http://suksung.myevent.com/. This comes as as shock to everyone. God rest Suk Joon Sung’s soul.

I think I met this dude once or twice. He always treated me like a gentleman.- nik



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Kip Force aka ‘Blonde Baller’ Is Not All Natural

October 15, 2014 Hollywood, Los Angeles, The Dirty 57

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THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this girl is completely delusional. She claims she has NEVER had any work done and she is “all natural” but for anyone who has seen her on “Real Chance of Love” knows her ass is straight up FAKE now plus you’d have to be a complete idiot to think it was real. Honestly this is one of the worst fake asses I have ever seen. Nik, please put this delusional bitch on blast. She needs to get over herself!

I like how they tried to airbrush the butt implant line.- nik

 



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What Happened To Houston Rockets

October 15, 2014 Hollywood, Houston Rockets, The Dirty 13

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THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, so I visit the site daily and felt lately like something, or someone, was missing. I realized that Houston Rocket hasn’t been posted in ages and then thought….wait a second, I haven’t seen her on Instagram lately either. I checked Instagram and she deleted her account, deleted her Twitter account too…it’s like she just fell off the face of the Earth. Maybe this is one of those “I’m focusing on my kid and deleting all social media” phases. Good for her. That baby needs a mom that isnt uploading half naked pics as a hobby.

Yup, she got White Buffalo syndrome.- nik



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What Happened To Mischa Barton

October 14, 2014 Hollywood, The Dirty 67

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THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, well I never really thought too much of her but man, she has really changed… what the hell?  Is she on pills or food?

Looks like she ate all that OC money.- nik



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Girls Need To Stop With These Aviators

October 14, 2014 Hollywood, The Dirty 147

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THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, every girl is wearing these Oakley Aviators with the mirror lens… like seriously?  Can you girls be individual or do you have to wear whatever everyone else is?  Seriously girls, stop that!!!

You mean Ray Ban. I have 5 pairs sitting in my wife’s closet not even open yet.- nik



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I Thought She Was Different… Until I Saw Her With The Office

October 14, 2014 Hollywood, Malibu, The Dirty 117

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THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, nothing is worse than meeting a hot girl who you think is cool, and different. Well thats what I thought about this one and then she went out one night and said her “phone didn’t get service”… then I see The Office posting pics of them in Malibu… disappointed is an understatement. I’m not stupid, Abigail hooks, I know what she was doing with her.

Bills are expensive when you’re a celebrity.- nik



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Marilyn Manson Is Dirty Army Strong

October 14, 2014 Hollywood 2

THE DIRTY ARMY:  Nik, people may call Manson crazy, or a psycho, but check out 3:54. He knows what’s up. DA strong Manson?



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Elke Has To Be Pushing 300s

October 14, 2014 Hollywood, House Of Crayons, The Dirty 101

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THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, I don’t have a purple crayon but I would love to make love to Elke.  Was talking to my boys and they said me weighing 140 that I would not stand a chance with her.  They said she is tipping the scales at 300 but I think its more like 210.  What do you think?  Do you think a man 140 pounds would be able to slay this?

You can play, but she wont feel anything.- nik



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