Why Isn’t Miley Cyrus In Jail

September 12, 2014 Hollywood, The Dirty 88

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, are the police blind? You always here of rappers being busted for drug use (weed is not a drug). It looks like there is a double standard. Miley Cyrus pushes drugs to her fans like crazy and never gets in trouble. Why wont the police raid her tour bus or her house? So sick of her antics.

Because she is white.- nik



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The AR Mystery Has Been Solved

September 12, 2014 AR Mystery, Boston, Dallas, Hollywood, The Dirty 16

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this is Amanda Roadmen. Some people get confused and think it’s Arielle Reitsma but the truth is they were twins separated at birth. They both refuse to acknowledge this fact and keep saying their twin is a Catfish.  Done solved.

My money says Amanda Roadmen looks like a real life Danny DeVito.- nik



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The New Shah Of Sunset

September 12, 2014 Dallas, Hollywood, The Dirty 42

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, some girl named Marbel Banda replaced Lilly on Shahs of Sunset. I guess she is from Texas also. I don’t understand why they try to cast the ugly Persian girls for this show? Anybody know the 411 on her?

Marbel is still better looking than the rest of the shims on that show.- nik



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Birkin Bags Are The New Red Bottoms

September 11, 2014 Hollywood, The Dirty 321

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, I’m seeing all these posts claiming that women in Red Bottoms are either: porta potties, strippers, escorts, call girls whatever. Obviously you people must be from IOWA or some Amish Community somewhere without luxury stores because almost anybody can afford Christian Louboutin now days. Over Labor Day Saks had them 60% off. Gilt a very famous discount web store has listed Red Bottoms from $230-$400. I am sorry but I think almost everyone can afford Red Bottoms now days. What you need to look out for is the girls carrying $12,000-$44,000 Birkin bags. I make 6 digits a year and I can’t afford one of those bags. Funny enough every chick on Instagram bragging about their Birkin bag, has been to Dubai, looks like a stripper, flights private, or is a well known escort posing as a sugar baby (some are retired escorts etc). If you don’t believe me look at who is carrying them and there is plenty more. YES I SAID IT, YOU LADIES WITHOUT JOBS CARRYING BIRKINS AND FLYING PRIVATE ALL THE TIME. WE KNOW EXACTLY WHAT YOU ARE DOING.

Poop.- nik



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How Do I Get A Girl Like Valeria Orsini

September 11, 2014 Hollywood, The Dirty 134

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THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, if I’m just a regular Joe making around 70k a year is there anyway to end up with a hottie like Valeria?  She is perfect but I feel like a girl like this deserves the best in the world.  Obviously 70k per year can’t cut that for her.  So is there anyway?

NO! Girls like Valeria Orsini don’t date men, they date wallets. You need at least 4 million cash in the bank… the good news is looks don’t matter.- nik



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Savannah Ruined Herself

September 11, 2014 Hollywood, The Dirty 176

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THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this girl not only has a pretty face but her body on some next level sh*t as well… but damn does that neck tattoo ruin it all.  WHY????? Why, would she go do that to herself.  Ugh, I don’t get it.

I don’t even want to write anything. I’m so disgusted. Put some clothes on or LaserAway your neck… you seriously have to make this chick wear a turtleneck to sleep with her.- nik



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Celebrity Gossip: Blogroll

September 11, 2014 Hollywood, The Dirty 47

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Click Here to read about Farrah Abraham’s breakdown on Couples Therapy Reunion!!

Click Here to see Jessica Alba leaving hotel in SoHo.. I have to say, I’m loving the dress on her!!

Click Here to see Chrissy Teigen… someone explain to me why she is considered a supermodel!!

Click Here to read my thoughts on Robert Pattinson and if he is able to play other characters!!



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Disappointed In Nasia Jansen

September 11, 2014 Hollywood, The Dirty 119

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THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, here is Hollywood mega hottie Nasia Jansen.  As a girl, I had a ton of respect for this chick.  Beautiful, humble and actually seemed like a good girl… thats what I thought until I saw her with the one and only mega douche Dan Bilzerian.   Sucks to know she takes money for sex.

Are those her real eyes?- nik



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