Laci Kay Somers Is So Hot… NOT

October 21, 2014 Hollywood 1


THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, someone said Lacy was a great fitness inspiration?  For real?  She is more like an inspiration for plastic surgery.  Did make her way better looking.  Whoever has a kid with her, beware that she might get her mothers genes.

Stop submitting yourself.- nik

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Olga Needs A Sponsor

October 21, 2014 Hollywood, The Dirty 262


THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, Olga you should be ashamed of yourself. What kind of example are you setting for your daughter? Stop texting me pictures with your kid ‘accidentally’ in them. NO I WONT PAY YOUR RENT.

Thank you JV for pixelating the child’s face.- nik

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Elmira The Persian Party Princess

October 21, 2014 Hollywood, The Dirty 44


THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, Elmi Za, better known as Elmira is Hollywood’s party princess. She’s hopped from city to city partying it up with the “it” crowd and using guys to get into free events. The poor girl is in her late 20′s and never worked a hard day to earn a dime. She lives in a high rise apartment her daddy pays for. She moved to LA after a bad break up in San Francisco which lead her to be ran out of san fran after everyone had enough of her bratty spoiled bitch attitude. She seems to be showing up everywhere with a new guy by the month. She recently was dumped by her sweet ex after he realized what a gold digging wh*re she was. She carries around the innocent attitude very well and seems pretty personable but thats only because she is constantly high on drugs.  She’s always rubbing up on guys for drugs and talking her sweet talk in her high pitched voice. Hopping from one guy to the next for free entry to events wont last past 26. The poor girl should invest her time in money into getting help rather than injecting her face with fillers and dying her scraggly bleached. I dont know about you but botox won’t cover up the wear and tear on your body for much longer. Better hit the gym before its too late. P.S. no work out erases cellulite. How much longer does she have before she leaves Hollywood?

Which one is she? They all look Persian.- nik

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I Ain’t Sayin’ She A Gold Digger… Wait, Yes I Am

October 20, 2014 Hollywood, Las Vegas, The Dirty 23


THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, I would say ‘I’d like to introduce Gigi Vaia,’ but she’s already been featured  on (as Gina Vaia, a self-proclaimed model and beat Tempe 12 gal) and she’s barely made it to 21! The first time I met her, she told me all about her “whirlwind romance” with Magician Criss Angel, flying her back and forth from Vegas to visit, which came to an abrupt end when he uninvited her on his trip to Mexico without explanation a few weeks ago. Two weeks after being dumped by Angel and describing “tall, dark and handsome” as her ideal man, she began fucking pale, blonde and short Dope clothing creator, Matte Fields, who she was then PAing for. Since then, his gossipy finance man has revealed he’s spent a car’s worth on her in shoes, bags and clothes, all starting in the first week with a $4500 Celine bag. The Twitter screenshot from her feed mentioning Angel’s handle was taken by Fields, featuring a shopping bag from one of the many Barney’s shopping sprees he’s taken her on. Can’t decide on a bank account to f*ck, Gigi? Fields has yet to make an appearance on her social media, but she’s peppered through his. It appears one is a little more invested than the other and you should give it more than 4 days before you give a hoe a credit card.

Heavy wrists create broad shoulders Gigi…keep that in mind.- nik

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Everything Going On With Amanda Bynes Right Now Is Tragic

October 20, 2014 Hollywood 0

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, I recently wrote an article on Amanda Bynes and I think it needs to be read by many, because everything going on with Amanda Bynes right now is tragic and not funny in the slightest. As much as everyone loves a good celebrity scandal, this definitely isn’t the fun kind to write about. Amanda Bynes needs help, plain and simple, as she has seemingly gone off the deep end all over again, now accusing her father of verbal and physical abuse.  The sad part is if her latest allegations are true, no one is really going to believe her due to her mental state. That being said, to a certain degree, if what she’s saying has merit, then I’m glad she’s using a public platform to expose it because it shows the extent of psychological damage that a person can endure when they’re in an abusive environment. However, in light of how mentally unstable she has been acting as of late, this doesn’t seem like someone who’s healthy/getting healthy, but rather a cry out for help, which (whether the allegations are true or not) she clearly needs.  Click here to read full article. 

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Is Jessica Biel Preggo

October 20, 2014 Hollywood 0

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, these pics were posted the other day of Jessica Biel. What do you think, is she pregnant?

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Maegan Machine Is Weird

October 20, 2014 Hollywood, Scottsdale, The Dirty 30


THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, I’m not even sure what to say about the monstrosity that is ‘Maegan Machine’. The tattoos speak for themselves; overdone, tasteless.  She’s an ‘alternative’ model who in the past for sure has slept with photographers to pave her way, perhaps the same goes for now, but I don’t know.  The guys she dates are weird and creepy, but as long as they don’t question her sleeping around and pay her bills so she can play model – who cares, right? She auditioned for americas got talent and promptly got booted for skewering her face… how is that even talent? Weird.

Is that a mole or is she from India? I do like how her tattoo is energy efficient.- nik

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Yelp Extorts Businesses

October 20, 2014 Dirty Business, Hollywood 3


THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, Yelp is all fake, they post all the bad reviews about companies and all the good reviews there sent to not recommended. The only way you will get your good reviews will be recomended if you pay them and advertise with them. Really????? this company should be banded why the f*ck are they still in business? People give bad reviews on this site just so they can get FREEBIES!!!!

They just won a huge lawsuit. They are untouchable now.- nik

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