She Was Sleeping Around On Me The Whole 4 Years
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this is Jessica T, she was ...
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Hawaii Is Where You Will Find Love Nik
Posted in Honolulu, Would You? | March 16th, 2010
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, im determined to find you a girl and I know she is going to have to be from hawaii. So im going to start of with Kawena, she is gorgeous, smart and super sexyl. So Nik tell me would you?
Answer: No chance, I see Japan in her and she has no rack???
Would You In Honolulu
Posted in Honolulu, Would You? | March 9th, 2010
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this hot brunette is a bartender in Honolulu. She is smoking hot. How could you say no?.
ANSWER: No chance I would give her the old Waikiki sneaky between the cheekies.- nik
Could She Be The One
Posted in Hawaii, Honolulu, Jersey | March 9th, 2010
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik this is my ex alyssa, she recently just moved back to rhode island from hawaii to “save money”. She knows how to party hard, & is usually classy, also sucks a mean dick. A few months ago she crashed up her E- Class, and shouldve died, but shes an angel. is this the brunette youve been looking for nik? would you?! i wish i still could. .
Answer: no. I thought girls who lived on the beach are supposed to have good bodies, she has one of the worst beach bodies I have seen. And she is never gunna take you back after you put her on the dirty.
Mark The Womanizer
Posted in Honolulu, Marine Corps | February 24th, 2010
THE DIRTY ARMY: So Nik I started dating this guy last year. Seemed like a great guy, ended up moving in with him. Then I find out that he is engaged and cheats on me all the time. Somehow he convinced the girl to get reengaged to him. he moved out here last month and he still calls me all the time about how he misses me sooo much and is leaving her. I went out a couple times with him, and then randomly he tells me that he never loved me and he’s been using me (and everyone) for sex. “The only thing I love is my dog and getting f*cked up!” –Mark U* lady’s. .
He is not a womanizer, he’s trying to cover his tracks…and I doubt there are any other lady’s.- nik
Groupie
Posted in Hawaii, Honolulu | February 3rd, 2010
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik meet Kandace W**, 19 years old from Hawaii, and currently lives in Newport as well where she goes to “school”. This girl is the biggest slut, and groupie to hit Hawaii. She hangs around the North Shore looking for to hang out professional surfers because she is a groupie, she has been around the block. She is out almost every other day, getting sh*tface drunk, and being nice to anyone who is “anyone” . Oh yeah she also claims shes a “model”, who posts pictures of herself in thongs on her facebook and myspace. What kind of model is that? but hasn’t ever done any real work.
Nik what do you think of this trog?
She needs to get a chin implant and lose about 15 lbs if she wants to stay a groupie.- nik
Douche Bag Bouncer
Posted in Honolulu | January 27th, 2010
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, Jared is the bouncer at Loggia. He thinks he is so hot when in fact he is a gomer pyle look alike. Plus he always smells like armpits. He needs to get off the roids!
I bet half of the contacts in his phone are under 21…He probably stops letting them in if they don’t sleep with him.- nik
Gogo Ho’s
Posted in Honolulu, Would You? | January 27th, 2010
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, meet Christine Kim (the bigger one) and Sheleen Daguman (the darker one with the long nose). These two gogo whores claim to be the “Gogo Queens” of Honolulu. Their entire existence is within the night club industry. They think they are the hottest bitches alive. Too bad one looks pregnant and the other resembles a horse. What do you think?
I think you could crack open beers on their back fat.- nik
Dominque Wants You, Nik
Posted in Honolulu, Would You? | January 26th, 2010
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik this is Dominique and she has killer +2s, don’t tell me she smells like noodles cause shes hawaiin not asain.
So she will smell like pineapples and roasted pig? I think I’ll pass.- nik
Ugly Couple
Posted in Honolulu | January 26th, 2010
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, i think you need a new category for Ugliest Couples. Here is one to get you started.
Is that a gay couple? I see 2 dudes.- nik
Brunettes 2010
Posted in Honolulu, Would You? | January 7th, 2010
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, you are a total homo if you say no to this chick nik. your new years resolution is to get off blondes and get some wit brunettes well here is one brunete that is so f*cking fly i get swoll up just lookin at her pictures.
Answer: No, her friends are ugly, and her teeth are awful among other things.
