Honolulu

Delusional Darcie Luikart Thinks She’s A Celebrity

Posted in Dirty Army Strong, Honolulu

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this skank is Darcie Lynn Luikart. She is delusional and thinks that she is a celebrity. In reality, she is just a stupid broad who couldn’t even finish her freshman year of college! Now she sleeps with anything that walks and is working as a stripper (not that I can imagine anyone wanting to pay to see her naked when she’s so easy!). She is real classy! She is from Saegertown and everyone in the small town knows how sl*tty she is. She thinks that the attention she gets is positive though, but in reality, everyone hates this snobby b*tch. Her adoptive parents cannot even stand her. That’s why when they took her on a family trip to Hawaii, they let her stay with some guy that she mooches off of. She knew him for a few days, messed around with him, spun her web around him and is now using him for a place to stay. Her parents are so relieved to get her off of their hands. What this guy doesn’t know is that she texts her exs all the time and wh*res herself out online. Someone needs to expose her and let her poor boyfriend in on all of her dirty little secrets. She has even been on isanyoneup.com before it got shut down. Darcie also goes to rehab almost every year and is actually proud of it! She writes all about it on her facebook and twitter and texts people to tell them she’s going. She actually thinks it is “the cool thing to do.” Weird! I hope that people come out and tell their stories about this skank so the entire world can see how ugly she is, inside and out. All she does is use people, cheat on guys, sleep around, and do drugs. She is a confirmed STD carrier, so watch out. A friend of mine caught something from her. Please Nik- put this dumb, sk*nky broad on blast. What do you think of this “celebrity?” I mean really! Absolutely anyone can bleach the absolute shit out of their hair, cake on a ton of makeup and call themself a barbie! What changes do you suggest for this gross wannabe, Nik? Please put her in her place.

She has real boobs… next.- nik

Waikiki’s Biggest Douchebag

Posted in Honolulu, The Dirty

Waikiki's biggest douchebag

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, and Everyone! This is Shaun and he is a complete sleezeball. He’ll say whatever he needs to get into a girls pants whether she be 16 or 40. He goes around saying he’s 25, but he’s really 31. He’s a complete loser with no real job. Sorry honey but playing in a little band won’t get you too far. So fathers lock up your daughters because this jackass is on the loose in Waikiki.

How can he not have a job with a toothbrush like that?- nik

More Proof Dominic Monaghan Is A Loser

Posted in Dirty Predator, Hollywood, Honolulu, The Dirty

More proof Dominic Monaghan is a loser

More proof Dominic Monaghan is a loser

More proof Dominic Monaghan is a loser

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, the post about Dominic Monaghan being a perverted loser is spot on! That girl was telling the truth. Here are two screencaps of a 2010 convo with Dominic through his facebook. I am including a screencap of him on webcam that was sent to me as well. He’s a sleeze and he HAS done some very shady sh*t. Expect more and worse. Dude likes them really young too. Please post this to let others know that chick was telling the truth.

What is with the serious snake eyes? How does that pull chicks?- nik

ALSO SEE: Dominic Monaghan Is Washed Up And Hits On Girls On Twitter

We Love TheDirty In Honolulu

Posted in Honolulu, The Dirty

Not sure if she has been posted yet..

Not sure if she has been posted yet..

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, I have to admit that I used to come on your site and rip on you in the comment sections. I remember at one point you responded and through your response I figured out exactly what it is your are doing here on thedirty.com. I understand now and you have earned a fan my friend. Moving on, I am friends with this chick Nikki S. and she seriously needs to be put on blast. She is a gogo dancer that always wears those furry things on her legs that are always disgustingly dirty at the bottom (what a turn on). That and she has a fb page with hundreds of same face pics. She is way trashy in her posts and talks about drinking excessively and her “walks of shame”. I am of the opinion that she is fat with a weird body and her ego is out of control.

Her fatness doesn’t motivate me to come to Hawaii.- nik

Introducing Miss Hawaii… Not Quite

Posted in Honolulu

Introducing....Miss Hawaii!!

Introducing....Miss Hawaii!!

Introducing....Miss Hawaii!!

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, not the real Miss Hawaii. No no no…but, WOW Nik, have I found you a winner!! Allow me to introduce Pono Fernandez, the current reigning Miss Hawaii INTERCONTINENTAL. She sadly has never made it to the finals in the real Miss Hawaii pageant (9th place is so close!). This girl’s dogged hope and perseverance are to be admired, though – she refuses to give up hopes of wearing an official sash and crown that was not purchased on the internet. In spite of the fact that she is well past the 24-year expiration date, Ms. Fernandez has high expectations that she will someday be the first boobless, facially-challenged woman to run for Miss America. If Jenna Talackova can blaze new paths in Canada, after all, why can’t she do the same in America? Her impressive portfolio is full of sultry shots taken in a professional photo shoot (9th place consolation prizes are awesome!). Her resume is quite impressive – her latest accomplishment being spokesmodel for a company that sells 80′s swim wear and gowns to transvestite samurais. For those of you who would scream a “Photoshop!” call on her nose, I am happy to report these photos are completely “untouched.” Go to her website to view the beaky beauty’s originals. Friend Ms. Fernandez on Facebook for access to thousands of pictures showcasing her begging for food bank donations from bewildered passer-by, walking a catwalk at the local craft fair, and doing bizarre yoga positions – all while proudly wearing her sash! The people of Hawaii are busting-at-the-seams proud of the way that Ms. Fernandez represents beauty in our state. Won’t you please do us proud, Nik, and add her to your elite list of do-able ladies? We’d like to see her go all the way!

She looks like Miss Meth Teeth Hawaii.- nik

Marine Wife Sloot

Posted in Dirty Army Strong, Honolulu

Marine Wife Slut

Marine Wife Slut

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this is Jamie B. She is married to a marine here on oahu yet she bounces around bases and I’ve seen her on mine several times with guys but never her husband. She posts pics wearing navy, army and marine shirts all the time and saying how much she supports us. She’s been posting her photos on the facebook page Vixens For Veterans wearing as little as a bra and grabbing her breasts for everyone to see. I know if i was her husband i wouldn’t be any longer after seeing what shes been up to. Dude you need to kick her to the curb and find a better woman. Whatcha think about her Nik?

She doesn’t look married.- nik

Crazy Caity

Posted in Honolulu

crazy caity

crazy caity

crazy caity

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik , this is Caitlin Matheson. She is out of controll!! She is a pepsi head and dables in painkiller , sleeping pills and many other drugs. The girls family just recently sent her to rehab and she came back and is sleeping around , getting high and hooking upwith guys to get money. Shes mad because she cant see her son! Please call her out , theres no way this crazy girl should be allowed to be near her son. She is also working with handicapped kids, who in their right mind would let a person like this do this! she is a thief , and a liar and cannot be trusted. Not to mention she is married! her poor husband ( hes about 30 years older than her) Do you think she hot and can make it in the scort scene?

Beware Of This Photographer

Posted in Dirty Predator, Hawaii, Honolulu

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this wannabe “photographer” is the lowest of scumbags I have ever had the displeasure of meeting. He will hit on literally anything that moves! He uses his daddy’s boat company to try and pick up tourist girls. I’ve heard he uses the boat charter to add them on Facebook and then creeps on all their pictures! To make it worse, I’m friends with his girlfriend and she’s completely unaware of everything he is doing! He needs to be put on blast so that she and everyone else becomes aware of this sleazeball. He’ll talk big talk but trust me, that’s the only thing “big” about him! He sends disgusting pictures of himself to his girls he meets on the boat, even if they aren’t single!

If You Came To Hawaii You Most Likely Would

Posted in Honolulu, The Dirty, Would You?

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, alright this girl is a lot of fun. I personally think she is very fit and thin and Hott! Love the long blonde hair. Her Name is Rebecca. I know you are picky and she is the prettiest girl I know out here so I had to see if you would?

Answer: How tall is she? I can already tell you that her arms and knee caps really bother me.

Just Another Dependapotomus

Posted in Honolulu, Marine Corps

Just another Dependapotomus.

Just another Dependapotomus.

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this Is Christen Bauld. She is married to a Marine with a unit that is stationed out here in Hawaii. I honestly don’t even know where to start with this bi*ch. She has 2 daughters, one from a previous relationship and one with her now husband. These little girls are ALWAYS dirty. People have constantly called CPS on her but MP’s give you a notice before they come and check up on your house so she has time to get her girls all prettied up. They never bathe and are running around in her front lawn that is LITTERED with cigarette butts (smokes in front of her babies AND while she’s pregers) and dog sh*t. Next thing, her husband was deployed at the same time as my husband, she admitted to me that she cheated on her husband with 3 different Marines (and that was only a month into deployment) so when deployment was over I heard a total of 6 guys and she even tried to claim one “raped” her. She has vaginal herpes and didn’t tell any of the Marines she slept with! Can you imagine how far she has spread it on this base!! She leaves her children alone in the house while her husband is intoxicated and leaves to go drink with friends, once someone found her daughter on the floor crying wedged up under the couch!! This girl needs to be put on FUC*ING blast and told that having children and not taking care of them is NOT OK. And cheating your Marine while he’s deployed to Afghanistan fighting for his country is NOT FUC*ING OK CHRISTEN dirty bi*ch.