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November 12, 2014 Honolulu 0

THE DIRTY ARMY: nik this is Darryl J Akee left Arkansas to run from child support and court ordered test. Ladies beware he is a scammer. He is staying in the Honolulu area.

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Tari Hale

September 2, 2014 Hawaii, Honolulu 9

THE DIRTY ARMY: Meet Teresa “Tari” Hale. This low life, infestation scum of a person has every known drd including the DRD. Be warned. No sense in using a condom, as her diseases will eat away the condom. She has four kids, saggy tits, and is still running around trying to spread the DRD. People like her need to be banished to an isolated island and disappear forever. She will probably be dead in a few years from all the diseases she carries. DA Consider yourself warned. She is a waitress at some restaurant in Waikiki. If you see her or if she tries to serve you, immediately request another waitress. She is the most despicable and disgusting human being I have ever met and I’ve met a lot.

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Stay Cheap he Says

July 9, 2014 Honolulu, Minnesota 6

THE DIRTY ARMY: Shawn Michael Dohmen is the CEO of iDcard formerly islediscount.com (until his administrators pull the plug on that website for lack of payment) has honored his slogan “stay cheap my friends” by not paying the people he employs. With lie after lie from pushing narcotics from Minnesota to Hawaii to Belgium, he is a charismatic con artist.

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Low Income Fraud

June 26, 2014 Honolulu 3

THE DIRTY ARMY: So this is Ashley, your typical low income, welfare noodle living in Honolulu. She goes to the Humane Society and buys dogs then posts them on Craigslist 10 minutes later for twice the cost and tells people they are half the age that the Humane Society told her. She makes up fake sad stories about how she is pregnant and can’t afford to take care of her “best friend” anymore and needs the money for the baby. Basically a scam artist low life who deserves to be put on blast for being a FRAUD and a total loser. Way to use innocent animals so you can afford your iphone 5, Ashley. Please burn this BITCH, nik.

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Is Hawaii Shannon A Lesbian

June 24, 2014 Honolulu, Las Vegas, Maui, The Dirty 156

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, I met Shannon one night in Vegas and she blew me off. I tried giving her my number and she refused to take it. I know she is from Hawaii and most locals are gay. I’m assuming she is a lesbian. She is always going on vacations and rubbing up against this dark haired girl. I was wondering if anyone knows if they are dating? I’m a good looking guy and usually have no problem landing hispanic looking women. I drive a SL Mercedes and live in a 2 million dollar penthouse. What is the deal?

I think she is Hawaiian bro.- nik

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Your Thoughts On Mahina Alexander

June 10, 2014 Honolulu, The Dirty 56


THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this is Mahina. She reminds me of Mila Kunis but Hawaiian. She’s only 18 and models for bikini companies. Her instagram is full of selfies of smoking weed or at the beach in a new bikini with friends or modeling for RVCA. I must confess I’m jealous of her body because she’s incredibly fit especially her abdomen and butt. She says she goes running and eats everything in sight but I don’t understand how her body is so defined and thin. Sometimes she doesn’t even look healthy… What are your thoughts?

What am I looking at? This person is not attractive to me. If anything quite handsome.- nik

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I Don’t Get The Big Deal About Her

June 7, 2014 Hollywood, Honolulu 14

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this is Jenah. She is 21, a photographer and graffiti artist but I can’t take her seriously. Everyone praises her +2′s and body and photographs/artwork like its the most amazing thing they’ve seen since slice bread. She gets to go on free trips with her tattoo artist boyfriend who also tatted her armpits. I know you don’t like tattoos and people who smoke marijuana but what would you rate this exotic looking gal?

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Surfer Jill Hansen Arrested For Attempted Murder In Hawaii

May 19, 2014 Honolulu, The Dirty 13


THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, Honolulu police arrested professional surfer Jill Anjuli Hansen, 30, Wednesday night after she allegedly drove a car into an elderly woman in Waikiki.. Hansen was charged with attempted murder and is being held on $1 million bail.  Jill is definitely a lunatic and was known for being a crazy driver among many other crazy things.  This incident she followed 73 year old lady back to her condo after a bizarre road rage incident. Witnesses said Hansen waited for Conklin to get out of her car and then hit her, and then started driving in reverse to hit her again.  The lady would have been killed but someone working at the condos came to the rescue and managed to scare Jill away.

This is why I only stay in Maui.- nik


Jill Anjuli Hansen Keeps Threatening Suicide On Facebook

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