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Please Pull Your Heads Out Of Your Asses

December 13, 2014 Honolulu, Newport, The Dirty 26


THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, Heather Begnell has been called out on this site a few times for the indisputable evidence that she was whoring herself out. Long story short, a link was shared from humaniplex that showed her profile describing in detail what she will do for what amount of money. But she disappeared shortly after the information became really public knowledge. She got knocked up by a drug dealer she went to high school with, Kyle Kledzick. They moved to Hawaii and everyone forgot about them until they got divorced and went back to their old ways. Except this time they’re old, warn out and getting caught. Kyle was arrested for selling BATH SALTS! Apparently he was working with a Chinese guy and got caught for bringing in chemicals. Common sense would say that’s probably what they were doing in Hawaii while raising their baby.

Now they’re back in OC and Heather is back to what she does best. She claims she works for a Dr. Poon at UCI but post picture of herself of street corners on her phone with captions like “working”. It’s the same sh*t as before; posting pictures of shopping trips, tagging herself at resorts and chain smoking. So to everyone who knows this couple. Please pull your head out of your ass and help these two.

I’m guessing they are Clipper fans.- nik


That Refund Gap Is Nothing To Be Proud Of

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Edwin and Anthony (TJ) Quan Brothers

November 28, 2014 Honolulu 3

THE DIRTY ARMY: These two brothers are the dirtiest Micro’s in Hawaii. They are both the biggest hoovers in the world. Put cocaine or ketamine in front of them and they’ll do it all. I think when I met them they were high on ketamine actually. Not to mention Eddie is the biggest whore of them all. He gave my friend drd. And Anthony has it too because they train Anthony’s wife. He spreads it around to everyone and doesn’t ever wear a condom or care. Wait… If I’m correct Eddie is Vice president & senior trust officer at Bank of Hawaii. Go figure. Bankers and coke. He is such a whore, he sleeps with everyone. I don’t even know why, hes not even good looking. They both like to go to massage parlors too they use to hang out at VIP and buy girls all the time back in the day. Maybe that’s how they got herpes. Cheating on his wife. I found this article about “Guam athletes” and this picture attached. LOL Give me a break. Those two skinny chronics? Maybe ten years ago. Now they’re just alcoholics. ANyways… nobody likes Micronesians in Hawaii… go back to your island. Oh and TJ get’s beat up by girls then calls the cops. True story.

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Dead Beat Dad

November 12, 2014 Honolulu 0

THE DIRTY ARMY: nik this is Darryl J Akee left Arkansas to run from child support and court ordered test. Ladies beware he is a scammer. He is staying in the Honolulu area.

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Tari Hale

September 2, 2014 Hawaii, Honolulu 11

THE DIRTY ARMY: Meet Teresa “Tari” Hale. This low life, infestation scum of a person has every known drd including the DRD. Be warned. No sense in using a condom, as her diseases will eat away the condom. She has four kids, saggy tits, and is still running around trying to spread the DRD. People like her need to be banished to an isolated island and disappear forever. She will probably be dead in a few years from all the diseases she carries. DA Consider yourself warned. She is a waitress at some restaurant in Waikiki. If you see her or if she tries to serve you, immediately request another waitress. She is the most despicable and disgusting human being I have ever met and I’ve met a lot.

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Stay Cheap he Says

July 9, 2014 Honolulu, Minnesota 6

THE DIRTY ARMY: Shawn Michael Dohmen is the CEO of iDcard formerly islediscount.com (until his administrators pull the plug on that website for lack of payment) has honored his slogan “stay cheap my friends” by not paying the people he employs. With lie after lie from pushing narcotics from Minnesota to Hawaii to Belgium, he is a charismatic con artist.

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Low Income Fraud

June 26, 2014 Honolulu 4

THE DIRTY ARMY: So this is Ashley, your typical low income, welfare noodle living in Honolulu. She goes to the Humane Society and buys dogs then posts them on Craigslist 10 minutes later for twice the cost and tells people they are half the age that the Humane Society told her. She makes up fake sad stories about how she is pregnant and can’t afford to take care of her “best friend” anymore and needs the money for the baby. Basically a scam artist low life who deserves to be put on blast for being a FRAUD and a total loser. Way to use innocent animals so you can afford your iphone 5, Ashley. Please burn this BITCH, nik.

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Is Hawaii Shannon A Lesbian

June 24, 2014 Honolulu, Las Vegas, Maui, The Dirty 179

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, I met Shannon one night in Vegas and she blew me off. I tried giving her my number and she refused to take it. I know she is from Hawaii and most locals are gay. I’m assuming she is a lesbian. She is always going on vacations and rubbing up against this dark haired girl. I was wondering if anyone knows if they are dating? I’m a good looking guy and usually have no problem landing hispanic looking women. I drive a SL Mercedes and live in a 2 million dollar penthouse. What is the deal?

I think she is Hawaiian bro.- nik

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Your Thoughts On Mahina Alexander

June 10, 2014 Honolulu, The Dirty 59


THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this is Mahina. She reminds me of Mila Kunis but Hawaiian. She’s only 18 and models for bikini companies. Her instagram is full of selfies of smoking weed or at the beach in a new bikini with friends or modeling for RVCA. I must confess I’m jealous of her body because she’s incredibly fit especially her abdomen and butt. She says she goes running and eats everything in sight but I don’t understand how her body is so defined and thin. Sometimes she doesn’t even look healthy… What are your thoughts?

What am I looking at? This person is not attractive to me. If anything quite handsome.- nik

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