THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this creep Mike Norton is back. I don’t have to explain, the pictures do all the talking. He still is lurking at the local clubs. Nik and the DA, please watch out for this creep. Nik, why do old guys hang around the club so much?

Because they’re still able to stick it in warm holes.  Youngins are easily tricked.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Hi Nik, never ever thought I would actually submit someone. I got my first taste of true-life dirty today. Ten months ago our community was touched by the aftermath of war, SSG Kristofferson Lorenzo (Kris) was killed in Afghanistan. He left behind his wife Leah and 2 little boys, they left the island shortly but are loved and missed here in HI. She is a wonderful mother, the military ball is coming and she asked Gary Sinise in a youtube video to be her date. Sinise is always here in Hawaii performing for military functions, he’s a big big supporter of our troops. It would be a great morale booster for his unit. It’s tough when a brother or sister is missing at functions like this. A random youtube video sprouted up shortly after its two sloppy girls who have no understanding, respect, or empathy for Leah and attack her for doing this. For taking “another man” in her husband’s place, being “hefty”, being an attention whore. And they said military widows should be banned from base after their husbands are dead. It can’t be further from the truth of how our military treats widows. They started blocking comments on this video, and make no apologies. It’s such a callous and personal attack on someone who has already been really injured enough by the loss of her husband. I was so pissed off that I said to myself, I’m going to contact The Dirty and hopefully the Dirty Army will make them pay. Hope you get this soon. Thanks, D.A. strong in Honolulu, HI.

I don’t have 33 minutes to waste.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, where can i start of with this b*tch (Michael Ramirez)! This loser got his *ss kicked out of his apartment by his pregnant wife; for going out to the club with me and so i let his *ss crash on my couch with the chic he brought home that night! Whats worse his wife knew he was a flirt that’s y she didn’t let him take any ecstasy cuz she knew he would get fresh with all the girls in the club, well that’s what she told me! So, he lived it up in my house for a month and promised to help out wit some bills! I was asking $300 which is not bad for rent, light,water, food, his own room and used my car which he messed up the engine in and got a ticket in! Not to mentioned he smoked up all my weed! Now he claims i never had food when i have kids in the house so of course i got food! maybe he was talkin bout after he ate it all! And also claimed he always turned off the light and hardly took a shower! Can we say “sucio”! Plus he had his dog there who peed and shitted every where and ate all my dogs food! This kid know nothing bout responsibility. He says hes got no job to pay me! But couldn’t contact me to let me know! Hes a worthless dead beat dad who abandoned his nine month pregnant wife and daughter to f*ck around with every chic that came around luckily none of my friend gave him any time! At my birthday party i had a friend of mine say he drugged her drink but she didn’t drink it cuz it taste like medicine. But put it down and her friend accidentally drank it and pasted out on the kitchen table! That pissed me off and knew he carried a lot of pills so i went to check what he had. Just a bunch of energy pills and a prescription bottle in his name from the military. Which he got kicked out of. Probably for being a bi*ch! Now let say it together “Suuuccciiiooooooo”! Now he say im a b*tch for what i take care of my own sh*t, i got my own house pay my bills and got custody of my kids! Plus I’m not in a relationship so what the f*ck you gotta say bout me! Y’all don’t trust this worthless loser! HE will f*ck up ur life and loyalty means nothing to this p*ssy!

Couch surfers will always take advantage of you if you let them get too comfortable.  They’re good for nothing, not even dishes.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, put this noodle/ moke on blast. He think he is the hottest sh*t around Hawaii. He be always trying to flex and always talking about how big is he. This noodle stinks and always flex in his picture. Really? Who the hell would flex right next to the President. On is facebook, he alway talking about going to the gym and getting big. He iz a wannabe Zyzz. He should stop playing Modern Warfare 3 and start working. Stop playing with fake guns and get a real job. This guy is collecting welfare and doesn’t even drive. Nik, please put his *ss on blast. He call himself whysoseriousangrypanda. I think we should call him stinky Noodle. Much love from Hawaii. Da Strong.

Obama’s even laughing at him.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this is Gia aka GiaFendi. She claims to be 42 years old, a Christian, and a mother. Then why is she posting ads on Craigslist and all these dating sites. Hell, I think she may be a man, look at those facial features. Nik, is this “chick” a man? Pls warn the DA.

If she’s strictly oral then there’s no doubt.  Otherwise her facial features have been drowned out by drugs.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, I have unfortunately seen this guy sitting in his car naked while masturbating twice now. He parks along the Ala Wai Canal during the day, sits in the passenger seat, opens the passenger door, and masturbates while watching people walking by. The first time I saw this perverted naked guy I was shocked and disgusted. The second time I saw him masturbating I came from behind his car and saw over his shoulder. He was staring at a girl walking by and stroking himself. I got his license plate number and called the cops. He saw me and got out of the car before the cops arrived. I’ve attached a photo of his car and license plate number NVC-854. It appears he goes to University of Hawaii and lives in Waikiki somewhere along the Ala Wai Canal. Someone needs to do something about this guy, what if a child saw him? What if he hurts someone? Someone sick enough to masturbate in public for a thrill has the propensity to take things further.

I always tell people never to trust any guy who drives a Sebring.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, beware of this guy. As a member of the Dirty Army it is my duty to report to my fellow DAers about this guy- Michael (Mike) Norton. Go ahead and look his facebook up. He’s very creepy. First he is damn near 50 and is always sweaty (especially his nose). He lives in Honolulu and preys on people there. He says he owns several nightclubs yet he is always working the door at the clubs and trying to act like a tough guy and trying to touch girls. He is rude, obnoxious, and low class. I googled his email address which is on his facebook and it turns out that this guy posts ads on “date in Asia” websites! WTF? This guy lists his email, IM addresses, phone number etc on his facebook. Sounds like he is desperate for attention. he tried to mouth off to my friend, he’s lucky my friend didn’t give him some free dental work. Nik- why are there so many weirdos like this guy. Please beware if you are ever in Hawaii. I need to warn the DA. Keep up the good work.

Does he wear a toupee?- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik this is Asia Dominici a stripper from ewa beach hawaii. she is now putting her dirty hands in your child’s mouth as a dental assistant. the reason i am blasting her is because she slept with my man. i really dont appreciate women who go after guys that are taken. that claim they are “just friends” but then lure him out to lingerie shows and clubs to get drunk and wipe her ass crack up and down his leg. then you nicely invite him to sleep over at your house, because he’s too drunk to go to his. then you strip for him and fck him. thanks a lot sloot bag.

Her hands have been in worse places then the stripper pole.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, with the way media and people are, it really amazes me that actors in the stop light let themselves be pictured in the dumbest ways.  I can’t stop laughing at this, a friend of mine sent it from across the pond.  What do you think Nik?

I think she is LOST.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this is Sherrie Buis in Honolulu. Simple question, would you? She’d be a well cultured Nanny for your daughter!

Answer: No, neck rolls a beer belly and she’s the lifter of a whatever you call that team (I wouldn’t call them cheerleaders).