Honolulu | Nik Richie + Dirty Army intel, opinions, gossip, satire, and celebrities - Part 2

I Don’t Get The Big Deal About Her

June 7, 2014 Hollywood, Honolulu 14

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this is Jenah. She is 21, a photographer and graffiti artist but I can’t take her seriously. Everyone praises her +2′s and body and photographs/artwork like its the most amazing thing they’ve seen since slice bread. She gets to go on free trips with her tattoo artist boyfriend who also tatted her armpits. I know you don’t like tattoos and people who smoke marijuana but what would you rate this exotic looking gal?

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Surfer Jill Hansen Arrested For Attempted Murder In Hawaii

May 19, 2014 Honolulu, The Dirty 13


THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, Honolulu police arrested professional surfer Jill Anjuli Hansen, 30, Wednesday night after she allegedly drove a car into an elderly woman in Waikiki.. Hansen was charged with attempted murder and is being held on $1 million bail.  Jill is definitely a lunatic and was known for being a crazy driver among many other crazy things.  This incident she followed 73 year old lady back to her condo after a bizarre road rage incident. Witnesses said Hansen waited for Conklin to get out of her car and then hit her, and then started driving in reverse to hit her again.  The lady would have been killed but someone working at the condos came to the rescue and managed to scare Jill away.

This is why I only stay in Maui.- nik


Jill Anjuli Hansen Keeps Threatening Suicide On Facebook

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Hopefully Jill Hansen Gets the Help She needs

May 19, 2014 Honolulu 5

THE DIRTY ARMY: Jill Anjuli Hansen has been submitted before. She was arrested in Honolulu yesterday for hit and run! Apparently she got into a road rage battle with an elderly lady. She followed the woman home then ran her over! Luckily a man saw it happening and beat her rear window in with a crowbar before she ran the lady over again. She was about to pull into reverse to do it again! After the man broke her window she jumped out of the car and ran away. Cops were able to hunt her down and arrested her 7 hours later. Everyone has known forever that Jill has mental problems. She is always ranting nonsense on FB and talking herself up to be a big pro surfer. It was really sad that it her obvious mental problems were not addressed before she hurt a 74 year old lady. I hope that she gets the help she needs and that the elderly lady is OK.

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The Real Slim Shady

May 5, 2014 Honolulu 4


THE DIRTY ARMY: Aloha Nik, spread the word on this individual. Her name is Robin, better known as Slim.. Most people know her as a hair stylist at Da Wig Shop, located[removed]. Truth be told.. Slim is a full fledged prostitute! I got my hair done by her a few times but stop going once I found out. A friend of a friend told me that Slim actually tried to recruit her. Come to find out, tons of people know about what she does. I guess I’m the late one.. The girl who told me about her said she talked about how she has a trick using a tennis ball, so her Johns would feel like they were really penetrating her. She’s been in the life since the age of 19.

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Platinum Portal

March 31, 2014 Honolulu, Jersey 7

THE DIRTY ARMY: So nik this woman is married with 2 kids and trolls bars looking for dick….her body is sick but her tits are fake and her scars are bad…she looks great on her knees and on her back tho…I feel sorry for the poor sap who married her..she says she has a platinum p*ssy.. It’s nice..hardly platinum

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Katheryn Weathers

March 10, 2014 Hawaii, Honolulu 1

THE DIRTY ARMY: Meet Kat. She will act like your best friend and then fck your man. Kind of like what she did to her best friend, Maxine Phillips, who doesn’t even know that her best friend has been sleeping with her husband Sean. She will do whatever she has to do to make herself look good, even lie about her husband beating her-which he doesn’t. He’s a great guy who only made the mistake of trying to make a ho a housewife. She’s a teacher at Thornydale Elementary, so ladies, better watch all the dads-she will destroy them all. She’s the dirtiest slut, keep your men away!

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Freaky Friday Malone

February 10, 2014 Honolulu 18

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, Freak Show Joey Malone made it up on the Portland Dirty a couple of times. Deservedly so. He’s now moved to Hawaii, and for the locals that have yet to encounter this mess with a pulse, hopefully this gives them a heads up. He preaches equality, and being nice, yet his actions speak different and he will gossip like no other. Here are some fresh freak show pictures, they speak a thousand words(like puke, hurl, boner killer, etc. etc.) He took his issues with him, thankfully. But it’s not fair to the great people of Hawaii to have to deal with him now. (He actually dressed up as and thinks he’s Sleeping Beauty) Help the people of Hawaii, Nik. Steer clear of this nasty queen.

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Sexual Predator In Charge Of Straub Psychology

February 7, 2014 Honolulu, The Dirty 78

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this guy is a CREEP.  I met him at a party with some mutual friends and they all insisted we hook up. Which we didn’t thank god! We hung out for a week. At first he was really nice and kind. Kind of obnoxiously in your face. But I just thought it was because he liked me. Next thing, he’s asking me to move in and I can drive his porsche. He has a nice place ocean front, but something seemed supicious. Errol is a psychologist. The head of the Straub psychology dept. And he brought me to his private childrens practice in Ward. He showed me his stocks, bank accounts, assets, tax returns, and tried to brag about his income. Although it was impressive, something did not feel right. He was very aggressive with trying to kiss me. Aggressive about trying to get me to move in. Aggressive about trying to basically find a way to control me. He shares personal details of his life, and he’s easy to talk to because he’s kind, so you feel a false safeness of opening up to him. Of course you do. Because he’s a psychologist. Making himself appear vulnerable by opening up to you, you feel comfortable, but something still feels off. So you take your time to get to know him instead of jumping into it.  Next thing your friend is living with him.

I bet you still drove the Porsche for a couple days.- nik

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