Honolulu | Nik Richie + Dirty Army intel, opinions, gossip, satire, and celebrities - Part 2

Hopefully Jill Hansen Gets the Help She needs

May 19, 2014 Honolulu 5

THE DIRTY ARMY: Jill Anjuli Hansen has been submitted before. She was arrested in Honolulu yesterday for hit and run! Apparently she got into a road rage battle with an elderly lady. She followed the woman home then ran her over! Luckily a man saw it happening and beat her rear window in with a crowbar before she ran the lady over again. She was about to pull into reverse to do it again! After the man broke her window she jumped out of the car and ran away. Cops were able to hunt her down and arrested her 7 hours later. Everyone has known forever that Jill has mental problems. She is always ranting nonsense on FB and talking herself up to be a big pro surfer. It was really sad that it her obvious mental problems were not addressed before she hurt a 74 year old lady. I hope that she gets the help she needs and that the elderly lady is OK.

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The Real Slim Shady

May 5, 2014 Honolulu 4


THE DIRTY ARMY: Aloha Nik, spread the word on this individual. Her name is Robin, better known as Slim.. Most people know her as a hair stylist at Da Wig Shop, located[removed]. Truth be told.. Slim is a full fledged prostitute! I got my hair done by her a few times but stop going once I found out. A friend of a friend told me that Slim actually tried to recruit her. Come to find out, tons of people know about what she does. I guess I’m the late one.. The girl who told me about her said she talked about how she has a trick using a tennis ball, so her Johns would feel like they were really penetrating her. She’s been in the life since the age of 19.

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Platinum Portal

March 31, 2014 Honolulu, Jersey 7

THE DIRTY ARMY: So nik this woman is married with 2 kids and trolls bars looking for dick….her body is sick but her tits are fake and her scars are bad…she looks great on her knees and on her back tho…I feel sorry for the poor sap who married her..she says she has a platinum p*ssy.. It’s nice..hardly platinum

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Katheryn Weathers

March 10, 2014 Hawaii, Honolulu 1

THE DIRTY ARMY: Meet Kat. She will act like your best friend and then fck your man. Kind of like what she did to her best friend, Maxine Phillips, who doesn’t even know that her best friend has been sleeping with her husband Sean. She will do whatever she has to do to make herself look good, even lie about her husband beating her-which he doesn’t. He’s a great guy who only made the mistake of trying to make a ho a housewife. She’s a teacher at Thornydale Elementary, so ladies, better watch all the dads-she will destroy them all. She’s the dirtiest slut, keep your men away!

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Freaky Friday Malone

February 10, 2014 Honolulu 13

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, Freak Show Joey Malone made it up on the Portland Dirty a couple of times. Deservedly so. He’s now moved to Hawaii, and for the locals that have yet to encounter this mess with a pulse, hopefully this gives them a heads up. He preaches equality, and being nice, yet his actions speak different and he will gossip like no other. Here are some fresh freak show pictures, they speak a thousand words(like puke, hurl, boner killer, etc. etc.) He took his issues with him, thankfully. But it’s not fair to the great people of Hawaii to have to deal with him now. (He actually dressed up as and thinks he’s Sleeping Beauty) Help the people of Hawaii, Nik. Steer clear of this nasty queen.

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Sexual Predator In Charge Of Straub Psychology

February 7, 2014 Honolulu, The Dirty 78

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this guy is a CREEP.  I met him at a party with some mutual friends and they all insisted we hook up. Which we didn’t thank god! We hung out for a week. At first he was really nice and kind. Kind of obnoxiously in your face. But I just thought it was because he liked me. Next thing, he’s asking me to move in and I can drive his porsche. He has a nice place ocean front, but something seemed supicious. Errol is a psychologist. The head of the Straub psychology dept. And he brought me to his private childrens practice in Ward. He showed me his stocks, bank accounts, assets, tax returns, and tried to brag about his income. Although it was impressive, something did not feel right. He was very aggressive with trying to kiss me. Aggressive about trying to get me to move in. Aggressive about trying to basically find a way to control me. He shares personal details of his life, and he’s easy to talk to because he’s kind, so you feel a false safeness of opening up to him. Of course you do. Because he’s a psychologist. Making himself appear vulnerable by opening up to you, you feel comfortable, but something still feels off. So you take your time to get to know him instead of jumping into it.  Next thing your friend is living with him.

I bet you still drove the Porsche for a couple days.- nik

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Mariko Marii Is A Disaster

February 4, 2014 Honolulu, The Dirty 50

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THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this girl is a disaster.  She has slept with basically everyone’s boyfriend that I worked with. I know she had sex with a 38 year old when she was 16 years old, then she slept with his roommate (more than one occasion sneaking passed his door at 4 am.) How do I know this? Because she told me so. I’ve seen her passed out in hostess bar rooms with her panties around her ankles. When she is at the club, she makes out with 10+ guys a night easy. And when she use to work at Strip Club, I see her sitting on guys laps getting groped for $20 making out with every single one of them. Idk if she needs attention or just get’s so sh*t face wasted she doesn’t know what she’s doing.  The girl needs some serious help with life, maybe Jesus can save her.

That chin implant makes her face look round.- nik

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Dirty Triangle

February 4, 2014 Dirty Athletes, Honolulu, The Dirty 88


THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, Noah Riopelle, personal trainer of FIT Hi Training, who is cheating on her with his ex for 3 years best friend, Maria Zimmerman (married name) aka Maria Chase. It’s a dirty triangle. Perfect for eachother, cheating and lying on eachother. She comes off as the quiet shy type, girl next door. She’s cute and has a banging body though, I ain’t gonna hate there. Next thing I know she’s living with none but the other… Errol Hamarat, sexual predator, sugar daddy, has all his h*es living with him and driving his porsche around.  She even started talking my friends guy, who she is friends with too and hid it from her for 3 weeks. Shady. Just trynna get her green card.  LOL I even saw a video of her ex husband doing her in the ass. Yeah he showed it to everyone, he’s a dirtbag like that.

I’m so confused… so who is the dude in the pictures?- nik

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