Honolulu | Nik Richie + Dirty Army intel, opinions, gossip, satire, and celebrities - Part 3

Mariko Marii Is A Disaster

February 4, 2014 Honolulu, The Dirty 50

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THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this girl is a disaster.  She has slept with basically everyone’s boyfriend that I worked with. I know she had sex with a 38 year old when she was 16 years old, then she slept with his roommate (more than one occasion sneaking passed his door at 4 am.) How do I know this? Because she told me so. I’ve seen her passed out in hostess bar rooms with her panties around her ankles. When she is at the club, she makes out with 10+ guys a night easy. And when she use to work at Strip Club, I see her sitting on guys laps getting groped for $20 making out with every single one of them. Idk if she needs attention or just get’s so sh*t face wasted she doesn’t know what she’s doing.  The girl needs some serious help with life, maybe Jesus can save her.

That chin implant makes her face look round.- nik

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Dirty Triangle

February 4, 2014 Dirty Athletes, Honolulu, The Dirty 88


THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, Noah Riopelle, personal trainer of FIT Hi Training, who is cheating on her with his ex for 3 years best friend, Maria Zimmerman (married name) aka Maria Chase. It’s a dirty triangle. Perfect for eachother, cheating and lying on eachother. She comes off as the quiet shy type, girl next door. She’s cute and has a banging body though, I ain’t gonna hate there. Next thing I know she’s living with none but the other… Errol Hamarat, sexual predator, sugar daddy, has all his h*es living with him and driving his porsche around.  She even started talking my friends guy, who she is friends with too and hid it from her for 3 weeks. Shady. Just trynna get her green card.  LOL I even saw a video of her ex husband doing her in the ass. Yeah he showed it to everyone, he’s a dirtbag like that.

I’m so confused… so who is the dude in the pictures?- nik

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Escort to Trainer

January 31, 2014 Honolulu 13

THE DIRTY ARMY: Debbie Faildo is an overweight personal trainer in honolulu. She’s married to an ifbb pro and supposedly was a figure competitor in the 80s. How does someone who weights 160 lbs charge $80/hour to clients who look better than her. She use to be a hooker. Lol I know because I use to walk the track on kalakaua w her.

Same concept..- nik

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Infected loser

January 21, 2014 Honolulu 0

THE DIRTY ARMY: This guy here is Lenny and youll never meet a bigger DRD infected loser. This toothless waste of air has no respect for anybody, he has no problem at all putting all his dirty laundry on fb for everybody to see and I think this is the perfect way for him to open up his eyes. Lenny you should man the F*ck up and stop acting like you’re the victim in that relationship that you are in. You claim to be a good dad but you don’t do shit for that kid of yours. You and your “fossils” are nothing to be proud of.

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Run the Other Way

January 16, 2014 Honolulu, SDSU 12

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik and the DA, watch out for Amanda Eggers. She’s a real heffer slut. She got the DRD and loves to share it. Not only that, she moved from California to Hawaii and therefore, is trying to spread the DRD across the Pacific! She sucks, swallows, asks for $50, and repeats. Run the other direction when you see this slut. She also weights 2 bills (200 pounds) but she stopped taking pictures of herself over a year ago after she gained the weight lol. DA, consider yourself warned.

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She Was Emailing Me, Not Him

January 15, 2014 Honolulu, Would You? 62

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THE DIRTY ARMY: This is Lynn Schneider of Woodland Hills California. My boyfriend dated this girl all of 6 times. She was so desperate for him, she would do just about ANYTHING! He was granted a 10 yr. restraining order because she would not leave him alone and still she continued to pursue him leaving “contact me” messages wherever she could, regardless of this court order. After several yrs. of no contact at all with him I accidentally came across many of these “contact me” email requests on various sites she tried to track him down on(reunion.com, classmates.com, etc.). I submitted all the info. to the prosecutors office as this was now an official offense and she could be be sent to jail. The prosecutors felt that there just wasn’t enough evidence to win a convition so we were told that the case will not be picked up. I vowed to finally get her to stop this and vowed that I would get revenge my own way. I set up a Facebook acct. for my boyfriend and I sat and waited. It didn’t take long and then the “friend request” came in from her. She fell into my trap. All the while she thought she was emailing him. I refused to allow her to have any phone conversations with him, naturally because she couldn’t know that it was me she was actually emailing. She led the conversation in a sexual direction and I got going on that. To prove that this gal would do ANYTHING for my boyfriend, to prove that she is completely out of her mind, I made a bizarre request of her and if she complied, the proof would be in the pudding. I asked her to go to the kitchen and get out a brown grocery bag. I instructed her to make big red juicy lips on the front of the bag, make big eyelashes and make cut outs for her eyes. I then instructed her to strip naked, stand on a chair in the bathroom facing the mirror, put the mask over her face and take a pic of herself in the bathroom mirror. She did and this is the pic I received in the next email she sent him…. ummm I mean, me. The proof is in the pudding. This disgusting girl WILL do ANYTHING!! Anyone that is THIS DESPERATE really needs help and really needs to be stopped, one way or another. Hopefully when she realizes that her beautiful pic made it on the net, this may finally stop her.

I guess thanks are in order for paper bagging yourself…- nik

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Kristie Manning Flex Fridays

December 6, 2013 Honolulu, The Dirty 138

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THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, it’s Flex Friday and wanted to share with you what I found on personal trainer Kristie Manning’s IG. She posts soooo many selfies! She’s so self absorbed! Just kidding! It’s Kristie Manning. I just want to see what everyone wants to say about me. I need a good laugh. Come on… hit me with your best shot.

Wow Kristie really submitted herself so you can call her a buff lesbian (good marketing strategy).- nik

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Mother of Four

November 22, 2013 Honolulu 2

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik this slut Velarie Sakai is married to a guy in the AirForce and has 4 kids just ruined my friends career. Met him at the gym and after asking for some workout help they exchanged info. She hooked up with him a few times (and paid for hotels with her own money no less) Anyways, after her husband found out she went to the guys command and had a “friend” report the affair. Guy’s a Marine and got NJP’d lost his rank and now isn’t gonna be able to re enlist. Did I mention she has 4 daughters?! Probably will turn out to be whores like their mom. Sad.

Flat as a board.- niok

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