Honolulu | Nik Richie + Dirty Army intel, opinions, gossip, satire, and celebrities - Part 3

Escort to Trainer

January 31, 2014 Honolulu 13

THE DIRTY ARMY: Debbie Faildo is an overweight personal trainer in honolulu. She’s married to an ifbb pro and supposedly was a figure competitor in the 80s. How does someone who weights 160 lbs charge $80/hour to clients who look better than her. She use to be a hooker. Lol I know because I use to walk the track on kalakaua w her.

Same concept..- nik

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Infected loser

January 21, 2014 Honolulu 0

THE DIRTY ARMY: This guy here is Lenny and youll never meet a bigger DRD infected loser. This toothless waste of air has no respect for anybody, he has no problem at all putting all his dirty laundry on fb for everybody to see and I think this is the perfect way for him to open up his eyes. Lenny you should man the F*ck up and stop acting like you’re the victim in that relationship that you are in. You claim to be a good dad but you don’t do shit for that kid of yours. You and your “fossils” are nothing to be proud of.

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Run the Other Way

January 16, 2014 Honolulu, SDSU 12

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik and the DA, watch out for Amanda Eggers. She’s a real heffer slut. She got the DRD and loves to share it. Not only that, she moved from California to Hawaii and therefore, is trying to spread the DRD across the Pacific! She sucks, swallows, asks for $50, and repeats. Run the other direction when you see this slut. She also weights 2 bills (200 pounds) but she stopped taking pictures of herself over a year ago after she gained the weight lol. DA, consider yourself warned.

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She Was Emailing Me, Not Him

January 15, 2014 Honolulu, Would You? 58

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THE DIRTY ARMY: This is Lynn Schneider of Woodland Hills California. My boyfriend dated this girl all of 6 times. She was so desperate for him, she would do just about ANYTHING! He was granted a 10 yr. restraining order because she would not leave him alone and still she continued to pursue him leaving “contact me” messages wherever she could, regardless of this court order. After several yrs. of no contact at all with him I accidentally came across many of these “contact me” email requests on various sites she tried to track him down on(reunion.com, classmates.com, etc.). I submitted all the info. to the prosecutors office as this was now an official offense and she could be be sent to jail. The prosecutors felt that there just wasn’t enough evidence to win a convition so we were told that the case will not be picked up. I vowed to finally get her to stop this and vowed that I would get revenge my own way. I set up a Facebook acct. for my boyfriend and I sat and waited. It didn’t take long and then the “friend request” came in from her. She fell into my trap. All the while she thought she was emailing him. I refused to allow her to have any phone conversations with him, naturally because she couldn’t know that it was me she was actually emailing. She led the conversation in a sexual direction and I got going on that. To prove that this gal would do ANYTHING for my boyfriend, to prove that she is completely out of her mind, I made a bizarre request of her and if she complied, the proof would be in the pudding. I asked her to go to the kitchen and get out a brown grocery bag. I instructed her to make big red juicy lips on the front of the bag, make big eyelashes and make cut outs for her eyes. I then instructed her to strip naked, stand on a chair in the bathroom facing the mirror, put the mask over her face and take a pic of herself in the bathroom mirror. She did and this is the pic I received in the next email she sent him…. ummm I mean, me. The proof is in the pudding. This disgusting girl WILL do ANYTHING!! Anyone that is THIS DESPERATE really needs help and really needs to be stopped, one way or another. Hopefully when she realizes that her beautiful pic made it on the net, this may finally stop her.

I guess thanks are in order for paper bagging yourself…- nik

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Kristie Manning Flex Fridays

December 6, 2013 Honolulu, The Dirty 135

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THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, it’s Flex Friday and wanted to share with you what I found on personal trainer Kristie Manning’s IG. She posts soooo many selfies! She’s so self absorbed! Just kidding! It’s Kristie Manning. I just want to see what everyone wants to say about me. I need a good laugh. Come on… hit me with your best shot.

Wow Kristie really submitted herself so you can call her a buff lesbian (good marketing strategy).- nik

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Mother of Four

November 22, 2013 Honolulu 2

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik this slut Velarie Sakai is married to a guy in the AirForce and has 4 kids just ruined my friends career. Met him at the gym and after asking for some workout help they exchanged info. She hooked up with him a few times (and paid for hotels with her own money no less) Anyways, after her husband found out she went to the guys command and had a “friend” report the affair. Guy’s a Marine and got NJP’d lost his rank and now isn’t gonna be able to re enlist. Did I mention she has 4 daughters?! Probably will turn out to be whores like their mom. Sad.

Flat as a board.- niok

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I Don’t Get The Big Deal About Devin Brugman

November 12, 2013 Hollywood, Honolulu, Maui, Newport 19

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THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, I don’t get all the hype on this site about Devin Brugman.  Yes, the girl has some of the best natural boobs you will ever see, but her face is like a 3.4144 in my book.  Which makes her a 6.2256 total.  I have met her many times and she is cool, but when she isn’t wearing those glasses, the only direction you really want to look is towards her boobs because you are so disappointed in her face.  Thoughts on this Dirty Army?

She is below normal looking to me. All real rack.- nik

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Excited To See Where This New Power Couple Will End Up

November 11, 2013 Honolulu, Newport 15

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this is Fitness model Brieanna Denman, known for her natural beauty, as well as that sexy mystery girl in Dappy’s music video ‘Yin Yang’.  Seen in Hawaii Five-0 and has dated multiple actors in the past and NFL player Brandon Hardin, and lets not forget friends with social medias favorite Sandra Khorram. Brieanna has been seen with a new hot fella Jesse Labatte, who seems to be a fitness model and singer. BD’s Facebook leaked new photos of the two’s intimate shoot. New hot favorite couple of Facebook? They seem to be the total package. Seeing Brieanna’s background from Instagram, she’s a taekwondo instructor, gymnast, pianist, artist, model, clothing designer, has her own company ‘Le’brie’, makeup artist, NPC fitness competitor, and a sponsored athlete.  Brieanna Denman still living in Oahu Hawaii, when will she return to Southern California and be attending the Playboy Mansion parties like the good o’l days?  Excited to see where this new power couple will end up.

Good self post… way to promote yourself Brieanna.- nik

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