Honolulu | Nik Richie + Dirty Army intel, opinions, gossip, satire, and celebrities - Part 5

Chevelle Credo Is Not To Favored In Oahu

May 8, 2013 Dirty Army Strong, Honolulu 15

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this Chevelle Credo.  She loves to she sleep around with married men and single guys but yet she has a boyfriend and a kid that she don’t care about. Everyday she goes out looking for someone new to sleep with. She thinks she better then everyone else. She look’s like an ugly tranny with fake boob’s that her boyfriend spent Grands on.  Wanted to warn girlfriends on the island.

She look and sounds like a native.- nik

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Guys, Watch Out

April 30, 2013 Honolulu 0

THE DIRTY ARMY: WARNING ALL MEN: Laura Marie Hermann goes out with guys, buys them shots, and when they refuse her advances she claims rape on them. Laura Marie thinks she’s a model and role model for others but she has falsified multiple rape charges, dragging multiple families through the mud in this small community. Brothers, fathers, boyfriends, and friends are now forever stigmatized because of this woman. She is a disgrace to ALL women for claiming rape on innocent men. The police are so used to it now that they just dismiss her claims within the week. BEWARE ALL MEN! Laura Marie Hermann is a piece of work and should not be trusted in your home or around your family!

Sounds like another chick who can’t handle her alcohol.- nik

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VP-47′s #1 Slore

March 19, 2013 Honolulu, Navy 116

THE DIRTY ARMY: nik I would like to introduce you to the biggest home wrecking slore that the Navy has ever seen. Her name is Kimberly Briggs and she’s as nasty as the come. She acts like she’s the hottest thing on the planet, and thinks she’s God’s gift to men. She’s horribly mean and has no problem ripping peoples relationships apart, she does it with a smile on her face. Shes a  infested whore and is known to fck anything that walks. She especially has a thing for married guys (found it out the hard way) so to the wives of VP-47 and MCBH, WATCH OUT! Everyone she works with hates her because of how lazy she is, the only reason why anyone puts up with her or looks forward to deployments with this thrash is because they know she’s DTF. The girl has NO standards and even got caught giving head in dirty bunker in Djibouti. She is a serious disgrace to the Navy uniform and females like her are the reason women in the military have such a bad reputation. Please Nik, help me expose her for the person she really is. She’s hurt so many people with her whorish ways, if there is one female that deserves to be blasted it’s her.

Sunscreen will cut down on that wrinkling.- nik

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What Is CJ Miles Doing With All These Trouts

March 11, 2013 Hollywood, Honolulu, The Dirty 122

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THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this is CJ Miles ” model” from Hawaii who just happens to always be in Hollywood or Vegas or New York with rich trouts and now she is in Dubai for a couple of weeks… Nik what do you think this ” model” is doing there?

If it acts like poop than it probably smells like poop.- nik

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Shakti Stream Ate Colt Brennan Alive

March 8, 2013 Dirty Athletes, Honolulu, The Dirty 36

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this is Shakti Stream. Remember this pro h*e? Back in her ice days she dumped her baseball boyfriend (once it was clear he wasn’t going pro) to date Colt Brennan. Then cheated on Colt (with the baseball player ex boyfriend). This chick see’s a jersey and she goes all spread eagle. Shakti is a straight up home wrecker and pro hoe. Lets not forget she almost killed Colt and a 47 year woman in a head on collision. She was driving an SUV with Colt in the passenger seat when she veered into the other lane and went head on with a little sedan. The woman driving the sedan and Colt both had very severe and life threatening injuries. I’m sure Shakti was hurt too but who cares. She is such a beautiful woman on the outside but such a disgusting ugly person on the inside. This chick can choke on a Greg. Sidenote: Colt Brennan is a douche.

She needs to date a Quarterblack like RG3. That’s where the real money is.- nik

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Danielle Cope Haleiwa Is Bad At Living

January 29, 2013 Honolulu 0

THE DIRTY ARMY: Dear Nik, please expose this chic as the big. I live on the North Shore of Oahu where everyone is friendly and kind and humble. This woman talks down to service staff, doesnt tip and is generally and big, fat saggy ass who’s sense of entitlement is bigger than her beef curtains.. Bigges b*tch on the North Shore. Please help me expose her for what she is…

People who don’t tip tend to be this way.- nik

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Who Is This Girl

October 17, 2012 Honolulu 10

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik this girl is on a dating site…well, her images are…I am quite certain this is a poser…I so want to bust her…she claims to be studying nursing in Ghana…yes, I am aware of the scams…that is not why I am posting here…I want to know who this girl is…I seem to think I saw her on a soft porn site…delightful number…so, if the dirty team can find her as YOU guys have more resources than I do…lol…the poser has casual photos as well as what seem to be HQ shots…please help me bust her…would love to find more images doctor them up so they can not use and send to the poser next time we chat…yes, it is juvenile O, yeah Nik would ya ?

Who cares, she’s got a bakers body.  That Shamrock is a thing of the past.- nik

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Warning: Gogo Alert

October 16, 2012 Honolulu 7

THE DIRTY ARMY: Watch out this creature is the HO-iest of them all. Please expose this skank who goes by Jenni! She cakes her face with makeup and actually thinks she looks good… but we all know it’s because she has to hide that hideous face. She’s had sex with so many dudes (AND many of them one-night stands!) that every time you go out you see someone she’s hooked up with before. She works as a go-go dancer wearing skimpy clothes and furry boots and dancing like a stripper. She also does hostessing at a buy-me-drinky bar where she flirts with and rubs up on old Japanese men to try and get them to buy her drinks so she can make her money. The one she works at is called Michelle’s which is known as the gnarliest one cuz a lot of the girls go home with customers at the end of the night and sleep with them for hundreds of dollars. What do you think about this krusty troll?

Heavy eyeliners reserved for tranny’s.  You don’t want anyone to make that mistake do you…- nik

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