Jill Anjuli Hansen Keeps Threatening Suicide On Facebook

July 11, 2012 Honolulu, The Dirty 796

Jill Anjuli Hansen keeps threatening suicide on Facebook unless someone gives her $$$$

Jill Anjuli Hansen keeps threatening suicide on Facebook unless someone gives her $$$$

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, Jill Anjuli Hansen was ranting on Facebook that she was going to kill herself. This happened a couple months ago also. Shes a hot surfer chick that needs constant attention and drama while blasting everyone for ruining her life and not giving her money. Hates her dad for not ever giving her a car or money. She posted a picture on FB of a bottle of pills and said goodbye. A lot of people messaged and tried to consult her and she just argued with them that she needs $$$$, not friends and a car and if she cant be a celebrity surfer or model she wants to die. Bla Bla Bla. She even said Kelly Slater is Satan and a p*ssy because he doesn’t love god. I’m sure that’s going to go over well in Hawaii. I’m sick of hot chicks expecting everything handed to them and complaining when there isn’t a sugar daddy available. She deleted all the pics and messages the next day and didn’t even have the integrity to apologize for the crazy suicide threats that people were concerned about. F this pathetic crazy B*tch.

People like Jill are pathetic, they live their whole lives based on how many “likes” they get from people they don’t even know. Attention wh*res never pull the trigger.- nik



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I’m Pretty Sure That Was A Man Before

June 25, 2012 Cougars, Hawaii, Honolulu, The Dirty 16

Are you sure IT was a he?

Are you sure IT was a he?

Are you sure IT was a he?

THE DIRTY ARMY: Hey Nik, look what I found! Remember Ashli from Honolulu, Hawaii?  She was a Myspace Wh*re named Exotic Ashli a few years ago.  So everybody was saying she was a Dude, but now my Friend from Ohua send me this Pictures! Now I am convinced!  Click here to +2′s.

Stop saying “She”.- nik



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The British Marine

June 18, 2012 Dirty Army Strong, Honolulu 24

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, alright so this guys name is Gavin. I started talking to him, thought he was sweet and charming. I come to find out he has a pregnant fiance in California and an underage fiance in Louisiana. Said he was Welch. Someone else told me he was English. He walks around talking with a British accent. He’s from the South. Tells this BS story of how he was an orphan and grew up in the UK. Said his underage fiance was murdered. She’s very much alive. He’s so insecure he has to show off his man stick. He likes the attention his “large” penis gets him. Hes not even old enough to drink. Hawaii Ladies watch out for this one. He knows exactly what to say and that accent will get you. He’s nothing but a liar and can’t stick to just one girl.

Dude crop out your face like a chick, your slay twice as many chicks.- nik



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Delusional Darcie Luikart Thinks She’s A Celebrity

May 24, 2012 Dirty Army Strong, Honolulu 252

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this skank is Darcie Lynn Luikart. She is delusional and thinks that she is a celebrity. In reality, she is just a stupid broad who couldn’t even finish her freshman year of college! Now she sleeps with anything that walks and is working as a stripper (not that I can imagine anyone wanting to pay to see her naked when she’s so easy!). She is real classy! She is from Saegertown and everyone in the small town knows how sl*tty she is. She thinks that the attention she gets is positive though, but in reality, everyone hates this snobby b*tch. Her adoptive parents cannot even stand her. That’s why when they took her on a family trip to Hawaii, they let her stay with some guy that she mooches off of. She knew him for a few days, messed around with him, spun her web around him and is now using him for a place to stay. Her parents are so relieved to get her off of their hands. What this guy doesn’t know is that she texts her exs all the time and wh*res herself out online. Someone needs to expose her and let her poor boyfriend in on all of her dirty little secrets. She has even been on isanyoneup.com before it got shut down. Darcie also goes to rehab almost every year and is actually proud of it! She writes all about it on her facebook and twitter and texts people to tell them she’s going. She actually thinks it is “the cool thing to do.” Weird! I hope that people come out and tell their stories about this skank so the entire world can see how ugly she is, inside and out. All she does is use people, cheat on guys, sleep around, and do drugs. She is a confirmed STD carrier, so watch out. A friend of mine caught something from her. Please Nik- put this dumb, sk*nky broad on blast. What do you think of this “celebrity?” I mean really! Absolutely anyone can bleach the absolute shit out of their hair, cake on a ton of makeup and call themself a barbie! What changes do you suggest for this gross wannabe, Nik? Please put her in her place.

She has real boobs… next.- nik



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Waikiki’s Biggest Douchebag

May 10, 2012 Honolulu, The Dirty 47

Waikiki's biggest douchebag

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, and Everyone! This is Shaun and he is a complete sleezeball. He’ll say whatever he needs to get into a girls pants whether she be 16 or 40. He goes around saying he’s 25, but he’s really 31. He’s a complete loser with no real job. Sorry honey but playing in a little band won’t get you too far. So fathers lock up your daughters because this jackass is on the loose in Waikiki.

How can he not have a job with a toothbrush like that?- nik



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More Proof Dominic Monaghan Is A Loser

May 4, 2012 Dirty Predator, Hollywood, Honolulu, The Dirty 60

More proof Dominic Monaghan is a loser

More proof Dominic Monaghan is a loser

More proof Dominic Monaghan is a loser

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, the post about Dominic Monaghan being a perverted loser is spot on! That girl was telling the truth. Here are two screencaps of a 2010 convo with Dominic through his facebook. I am including a screencap of him on webcam that was sent to me as well. He’s a sleeze and he HAS done some very shady sh*t. Expect more and worse. Dude likes them really young too. Please post this to let others know that chick was telling the truth.

What is with the serious snake eyes? How does that pull chicks?- nik

ALSO SEE: Dominic Monaghan Is Washed Up And Hits On Girls On Twitter



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We Love TheDirty In Honolulu

May 3, 2012 Honolulu, The Dirty 37

Not sure if she has been posted yet..

Not sure if she has been posted yet..

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, I have to admit that I used to come on your site and rip on you in the comment sections. I remember at one point you responded and through your response I figured out exactly what it is your are doing here on thedirty.com. I understand now and you have earned a fan my friend. Moving on, I am friends with this chick Nikki S. and she seriously needs to be put on blast. She is a gogo dancer that always wears those furry things on her legs that are always disgustingly dirty at the bottom (what a turn on). That and she has a fb page with hundreds of same face pics. She is way trashy in her posts and talks about drinking excessively and her “walks of shame”. I am of the opinion that she is fat with a weird body and her ego is out of control.

Her fatness doesn’t motivate me to come to Hawaii.- nik



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Introducing Miss Hawaii… Not Quite

April 30, 2012 Honolulu 4

Introducing....Miss Hawaii!!

Introducing....Miss Hawaii!!

Introducing....Miss Hawaii!!

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, not the real Miss Hawaii. No no no…but, WOW Nik, have I found you a winner!! Allow me to introduce Pono Fernandez, the current reigning Miss Hawaii INTERCONTINENTAL. She sadly has never made it to the finals in the real Miss Hawaii pageant (9th place is so close!). This girl’s dogged hope and perseverance are to be admired, though – she refuses to give up hopes of wearing an official sash and crown that was not purchased on the internet. In spite of the fact that she is well past the 24-year expiration date, Ms. Fernandez has high expectations that she will someday be the first boobless, facially-challenged woman to run for Miss America. If Jenna Talackova can blaze new paths in Canada, after all, why can’t she do the same in America? Her impressive portfolio is full of sultry shots taken in a professional photo shoot (9th place consolation prizes are awesome!). Her resume is quite impressive – her latest accomplishment being spokesmodel for a company that sells 80′s swim wear and gowns to transvestite samurais. For those of you who would scream a “Photoshop!” call on her nose, I am happy to report these photos are completely “untouched.” Go to her website to view the beaky beauty’s originals. Friend Ms. Fernandez on Facebook for access to thousands of pictures showcasing her begging for food bank donations from bewildered passer-by, walking a catwalk at the local craft fair, and doing bizarre yoga positions – all while proudly wearing her sash! The people of Hawaii are busting-at-the-seams proud of the way that Ms. Fernandez represents beauty in our state. Won’t you please do us proud, Nik, and add her to your elite list of do-able ladies? We’d like to see her go all the way!

She looks like Miss Meth Teeth Hawaii.- nik



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