Honolulu

Dreadhead Deadbeat

Posted in Honolulu

Dreadhead-Deadbeat

THE DIRTY ARMY: Firstly this man is a pathetic Wimpy Loser who won’t even talk to his son man to man. He also believes that even though he has never paid child support he still deserves to be called a “father”. Can’t Afford 300$ a month child support, but can afford trips to Trinidad, The superbowl, Disneyland Etc With his wife, and live in a beautiful home in Portlock Hawaii, drive a Lexus, and a decked out BMW. He currently works as a Real Estate Agent and supposedly is (to quote his buisness card) “A Religious – Family oriented man” Yea I think its f*cked up too… Unfortunately he’s my father..

Real estate agents are all liars, thats how they sell. Sorry to hear you can’t connect with your pops, maybe join sturdy wings or a big brother program.- nik

Poly Princess

Posted in Honolulu, Would You?

cutie

cutie

THE DIRTY ARMY: hey nik , this girl is smoking hot i meet her a couple times at the club and recently added her on facebook. so i wanna ask would you ? should i ? she is a very sweet girl she is an island model and likes to have fun..

Answer: No, I wouldn’t but if you want to come out of the closet and sleep with this guy go ahead.

Hawaii Is Where You Will Find Love Nik

Posted in Honolulu, Would You?

I'm determined to fine one for you in Hawaii.

I'm determined to fine one for you in Hawaii.

I'm determined to fine one for you in Hawaii.

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, im determined to find you a girl and I know she is going to have to be from hawaii.  So im going to start of with Kawena, she is gorgeous, smart and super sexyl.  So Nik tell me would you?

Answer:  No chance, I see Japan in her and she has no rack???

Would You In Honolulu

Posted in Honolulu, Would You?

Would you, in Honolulu?

Would you, in Honolulu?

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this hot brunette is a bartender in Honolulu. She is smoking hot. How could you say no?.

ANSWER: No chance I would give her the old Waikiki sneaky between the cheekies.- nik

Could She Be The One

Posted in Hawaii, Honolulu, Jersey

The One

The One

The One

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik this is my ex alyssa, she recently just moved back to rhode island from hawaii to “save money”. She knows how to party hard, & is usually classy, also sucks a mean dick. A few months ago she crashed up her E- Class, and shouldve died, but shes an angel. is this the brunette youve been looking for nik? would you?! i wish i still could. .

Answer: no. I thought girls who lived on the beach are supposed to have good bodies, she has one of the worst beach bodies I have seen.  And she is never gunna take you back after you put her on the dirty.

Mark The Womanizer

Posted in Honolulu, Marine Corps

Mark Ubil the Womanizer

THE DIRTY ARMY: So Nik I started dating this guy last year. Seemed like a great guy, ended up moving in with him. Then I find out that he is engaged and cheats on me all the time. Somehow he convinced the girl to get reengaged to him.  he moved out here last month and he still calls me all the time about how he misses me sooo much and is leaving her. I went out a couple times with him, and then randomly he tells me that he never loved me and he’s been using me (and everyone) for sex. “The only thing I love is my dog and getting f*cked up!” –Mark U* lady’s. .

He is not a womanizer, he’s trying to cover his tracks…and I doubt there are any other lady’s.- nik

Groupie

Posted in Hawaii, Honolulu

Kandace Wolshin uber groupie , AKA BICYCLE

Kandace Wolshin uber groupie , AKA BICYCLE

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik meet Kandace W**, 19 years old from Hawaii, and currently lives in Newport as well where she goes to “school”. This girl is the biggest slut, and groupie to hit Hawaii. She hangs around the North Shore looking for to hang out professional surfers because she is a groupie, she has been around the block. She is out almost every other day, getting sh*tface drunk, and being nice to anyone who is “anyone” . Oh yeah she also claims shes a “model”, who posts pictures of herself in thongs on her facebook and myspace. What kind of model is that? but hasn’t ever done any real work.

Nik what do you think of this trog?

She needs to get a chin implant and lose about 15 lbs if she wants to stay a groupie.- nik

Douche Bag Bouncer

Posted in Honolulu

Douche Bag Bouncer

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, Jared is the bouncer at Loggia. He thinks he is so hot when in fact he is a gomer pyle look alike. Plus he always smells like armpits. He needs to get off the roids!

I bet half of the contacts in his phone are under 21…He probably stops letting them in if they don’t sleep with him.- nik

Gogo Ho’s

Posted in Honolulu, Would You?

Gogo Ho's

Gogo Ho's

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, meet Christine Kim (the bigger one) and Sheleen Daguman (the darker one with the long nose). These two gogo whores claim to be the “Gogo Queens” of Honolulu. Their entire existence is within the night club industry. They think they are the hottest bitches alive. Too bad one looks pregnant and the other resembles a horse. What do you think?

I think you could crack open beers on their back fat.- nik

Dominque Wants You, Nik

Posted in Honolulu, Would You?

dominque wants you, nik

 

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik this is Dominique and she has killer +2s, don’t tell me she smells like noodles cause shes hawaiin not asain.

So she will smell like pineapples and roasted pig? I think I’ll pass.- nik