THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, lets get to the point of this post shes a Huge waste of Oxygen. Face looks like she has what skrillex has, but caked in with makeup. She talks sh*t behind every one’s back even her boyfriend. She looks like shes aging faster than any girl should. And leeches off her boyfriend always. she also talks to other guys while with him. what goes around comes around.
Who is this “she” person? Does “she” have a name? I like how her nose is so big it doesn’t blur.- nik
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this is Ashley Hemmati. She is beautiful and by far, one of the most sexiest girls I’ve ever seen. She used to live in Houston (Spring) but now she lives in Austin and goes to UT. This chick is very dumb, she has the looks, but does not have the brains. She used to date this scrub dude named Shawn then dumped him for this other scrub named Navid. She was steady f*cking around in Austin while dating Navid and her excuse was always that she was drunk and she did not remember anything. Until Navid got tiered of it and dropped her bony but sexy *ss. Her bf Navid was cheating on her for the last 4 or 5 months of their relationship and she was so dumb and hard headed that she could not see that. Anyway, I wanted to ask you Nik, if you were her bf and you knew she was cheating on you…would you just keep her around for her looks and for sex, or would you drop her and move on to the next b*tch? And btw she is really sweet and nice, but at times, she can be very stupid and “blonde” and even a B*TCH sometimes. So people, please comment and let me know what you would give her from a 1 to 10 scale. I would personally give her a 9.8.
I’d personally give er a 1.8832. She has traps and photoshops away her manly features.- nik
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, these two are always at Club Kryptonite and they just got together, they party too damn much and always getting drunk and getting out of hand. Jim whom they call DJ Sinik is known to get drunk and cheat on his girlfriends and this girl Ashleigh whom they call Constantine is well known wannabe GOGO dancer she is also a drinker used to proclaimed she did do drugs and we all know she still does it. These two make a good couple cause they both drink and drink till they black out. They both act hard but we know they are softies on the inside. Sinik thinks he is hot and thinks he can have whatever girl he wants and Constantine thinks she super duper cute and thinks she can date whatever guy that comes her way. I can honestly say Nik these 2 deserves each other. These two needed to be put on blast.
That club looks like a rave scene with topless guys and scattered wire chairs. Must be an underage place.- nik
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this is Underworld Entertainment’s gogo team, the Bass Bunnies. The Bass Bunnies is full of untalented sloots. The team went to sh*t after Bart Black’s baby momma Kelsi got put in charge. They stopped worrying about bringing in talented dancers, and started looking for girls who would follow Kelsi’s every demand and sign an exclusivity contract stating that they aren’t allowed to get booked to dance with anyone other than the Bass Bunnies. These girls do not get paid, nor do they receive +1s for Underworld parties. What self respecting “gogo” would be okay with signing an exclusive contract under these terms? Oh yeah, the girls who won’t get booked by anyone else because THEY SUCK. Seriously, this team is worthless. What good is a “gogo dancer” who can’t dance? Half of these girls look like they’re seizing cows. Not attractive. They run around Houston’s most notorious drd infested hole Kryptonite at Underworld Fridays acting like they’re the sh*t because they’re the oh-so-important gogos that nobody gives a sh*t about. The only people watching you dance in that place are probably on so many drugs that they would be entertained by a wet spaghetti noodle. Then again, some of these girls are also notorious for using too many drugs as well and looking twacked out beyond belief. You might recognize some of these girls from previous posts. Such as the lying sloot Itzel, the annoying as sh*t Yazzmin, the untalented cow Sara, and of course, their leader, and Bart Black’s new baby momma Kelsi. Congratulations, you made a gogo team. But I’m sorry to inform you that most of Houston lost respect for you in the process.
Remember when being a GoGo was based off looks and not dance skills… those were the good old days.- nik
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this is Angie again she is so worried about what her family thinks now from the last posting. Seriously all her pics on her facebook are of her kissing other girls, half naked showing her lil flat chest, bragging about getting her nipples pierced, and she is scared of what her family may think lol. Someone give this girl a clue!
Her push-ups are off and to the right.- nik
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this slore’s name is Itzel Ibarra, she has been with everyone in the “scene” guys and girls. She runs around krypto and acts like she owns the place and makes her self the queen bee in everything shes is at, she always has to be the center of attention and in the middle of everything. Watch out because what ever you say she prolly has done it before you in larger amounts or better. NOT she always makes up stories how she takes a bunch of drugs and survives or how shes better than you in everyway or how shes never had sex with more than 2 guys. she has made out or had sex with most of pearland she also thinks shes the sh*t and the most gorgeous thing to walk this earth. It’s hard to believe this girl bearly turned 18 she already looks like a 45 year old cracked out wh*re.
At first I wanted a cinnibun, after scrolling down I lost my appetite. For shame, those things are delicious.- nik
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this fat sloot thinks shes the sh*t. She thinks shes the best dancer around because she flung her jelly rolls around at ONE rave. She’s had sex with i don’t know how many guys and can’t seem to keep her legs closed. She’s a wanna be in everything she does. She’s gotta follow someone. She’s selfish a liar and did i mention a cow? All she does it get f*cked up and f*ck everyone and such her friends boyfriends d*cks then say they raped her. When we all know and we all saw her give it up to him. We tried to tell her but she’s so caught up in her “beauty” and always being right mind set.
This is why I’ll never go to a rave…also, that box was intended for her but she didn’t fit. I decided.- nik
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this boy his name is Austin Adams aka DJ Midget is always drunk and also drives while he is drunk. He loves drugs such as c*ke. He doesn’t know how to treat girls right he treats them like crap, He thinks he is the sh*t but honestly we all know he isn’t. This kid travels from Dallas just to perform in Houston he thinks he is a HARDCORE dj but we know he is good but he has a BIG EGO problem and I can honestly say this boy needs HELP and REHAB ASAP. This boy needs to be put on blast.
All struggles with sexuality, he’ll be fine once he comes out.- nik
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this girl her name is Yazzmin Cabrera aka Hunni Bunnie from the Bassbunnies, from the information I have gathered on this wh*re, she likes suck guys d*cks in Club Kryptonite’s Bathroom, she likes to pretend she is on drugs to be cool and to fit in n clearly we know she loves X. She dates a lot of guys in this RAVE scene and is known to wh*re her self out and her own friends are nothing but little tramps on crck. we clearly need to put this little b*tch on blast.
That bottom picture is so ironic…- nik
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this girl is a huge sloot! she like to f*ck girls/guys for drugs, and likes to sleep with every dj she can. She think she is some hard core raver and no ones likes her cause she is always wh*ring her self around. This girl talks so much about her love for drugs (crck) and sex. She needs to be put on blast! Just the other weekend this girl was seen f*cked outta her mind at SPACEDINVADERS. Drugged like she should been all along.
Her head still looks huge those fake dreads in…oh noodles.- nik
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