Wednesday 19th June 2013,
Nik Richie + Dirty Army intel, opinions, gossip, satire, and celebrities

Russell Martin Rodriguez

June 13, 2013 Dirty Predator, Houston 2 9,161 Views

THE DIRTY ARMY: Hey there Nik, I had to write this article on behalf of my best friend because this man does not deserve another opportunity at disrespecting college girls. Russell Martin Rodriguez who works for Worley Parsons in Houston travels with his job and hunts down vulnerable waitresses who are trying to make their way through college. He claims to be single and child free, however, he is married to a baby momma and stripper from Treasures in Houston. This piece of work, Valerie Rodriguez, doesn’t travel with him because she supposedly has a criminal record for selling c*ke in the club. When Russell meets you he tries to offer you a dream, be super sweet and charming and tells you he is single but actually he has his family waiting back for him in Houston. Predictable right!? Girls stay away from this disgusting man he is a liar and a cheat and made his wife pawn her wedding ring so he could take my friend on a road trip! He acts like a big baller and is part of the AFTERMATH truck club but he doesnt even have his house paid off and lives week to week because he puts all his money into a truck he cant afford. He goes around saying he got an Bachelor of engineering from University of Houston and uses this tactic to appear supportive and understanding of girls in college. But actually he has a 2 year diploma and is just chasing that oil money as a drafter which is equal to being a rig pig. If he is out of town he will ask you to move in to a nice executive style house with him. Don’t be surprised if he asks you for small loans to sustain his gambling addiction. You will be able to identify him by his bald patches which he tries to cover up by shaving his head and his three chins which are where his neck is supposed to emerge. Russell is constantly eating Mc Donald’s and drinking Dr. Pepper and is only 5′ 10′ but weighs 225 lbs. He has a daughter with another woman so when he tells you that his tattoo that says Cecilia is of his niece know that he is lying. When you try to reveal him his wife she will treat you horribly and doesnt want to hear the facts regarding the sociopath she married. I actually suspect she is in on it and gets off on her husband hurting and misleading young girls. She likes the competition and drama maybe? This bitch is brainwashed almost like she is pimped out by her husband. He will brag about how much he hates her and how he tried to choke her out with a towel when you find out about her. They have no biological children together so Valerie is the saddest bitch alive to be with him and put up with his games. When you leave him he will try and lure you back with overseas trips to different oil cities around the world all apparently paid by Worley Parsons. He wastes so much time stalking and harassing writing love letters from his work email I am surprised he still has a job. In September of last year he called ip the Jason Ellis show on SiriusXM radio to brag about blowing his load into his latest squeeze’s pssy then eating her out all while she was on her period. Russell dubbed this the ‘bloody snowball’. All Jason Ellis shows are stored so you can hear it for yourself. It’s a sexual act I assume Valerie wasnt down with? This guy lies about everything and will even try to get to know your family on skype to build a sense of trust. He will tell them how much he cares for you in order for him to keep leading his double life. He does this to try and get with skinny ass white and asian girls with who are the furthest thing from his buck toothed overweight troll of a wife who’s body resembles and apple on a stick and has the face of Mrs. Potato Head. So if this guy approaches you please run in the other direction! Even after you cut this guy off both he and his wife will be non stop harassing you behind one another’s backs. Russell sent threats of death and physical violence and Valerie sent many questions but when she gets the answers does not to believe them. This abuse lasted 6 months for my friend after she found out what Russell Rodriguez was really about. Russell is likely to be found lurking about various truck shows, the Fox and the Hound (bar), Worley Parsons (pretending to work but instead stalking young women through email) , Pristine Paint and Body (truck shop) and various strip clubs and McDonald’s restaurants in the south side of Houston. Ladies this couple are a match made in heaven. Do not let them bring you into their twisted ways as these ompaloomas are predators and the most toxic people in Houston!

…- nik



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I Need My Bottom To Match My Top

June 13, 2013 Houston 3 8,666 Views

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THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, I have the same body as Gisele aka SpeedRacer.  Skinny and had no boobs or a butt.  So a few procedures later and I got me some huge DD +2′s that I love.  Now, I still have no butt just like her.  What do you recommend a girl does?  Because I can’t decide if going over seas and getting an actual butt implant or staying here and getting butt injections.  Because nothing else has worked for me.

Butts will be out by 2014 so don’t waste your money.- nik



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Houston Husband Chaser

June 13, 2013 Houston 5 9,574 Views

THE DIRTY ARMY: So Nik this is Rita Reyna or rmarielove lmfao first of all what kind of name is that, second of all she calls herself a makeup artist and she wears more blush than lala loopsy doll and her eyebrows look like shit, she is the definition of a pussy ass bitch she likes to sit behind her computer and talk shit on Facebook or text messages but won’t back her shit up, she goes through my stuff online and then blocks me then she\’ll unblock me and do it over again she gets her grown ass 30yr old friends to add my friends family and I too. She is a hoe every month or every other month she has a new boyfriend and still chases after my HUSBAND he made it clear to her that he doesn’t want her then she talks downn on my child and I and my child is a toddler and is way much more mature than that 26yr old bitch she still lives with her parents she gets fired a lot and her mom has to pay her bills, you can catch her at Drink Houston every Thursday, she is known for getting so fucked up she wakes up in random hotel rooms, or random houses or random guy’s cars “not knowing what happened that night” she is an alcoholic coke addict attention seeking whore that has nothing to bring to the table but drama when it comes to a “relationship” she thinks she is the coolest person you’ll ever meet not even her friends know how fcking fake this life fatality is, I would hate me too if I was her.

Never chase.- nik



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Hailey ‘Honey Swamp’ Gill

June 12, 2013 Houston 6 5,457 Views

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik this is Hailey Gill. THE NASTIEST girl to walk the streets of Covington. She f*cka guys and girls. She’s ALWAYS flipping back and forth between pus*y and d*ck. she currently has a boyfriend. And I can’t imagine she’s being faithful. This girl is known to open her mouth and drop her shorts without question. She thinks she hot as hell but she needs a little makeup and needs to fix that hair! Keep your tongue In your mouth. No one wants to see it. She stopped counting how many girls and guys she been with when she turned 16. Shes known for being nothing else BUT a whore. She posts disgusting pictures all day long. It’s time people know the truth. THIS GIRL IS THR NASTIEST OF THE NASTIEST!!! I know for a FACT she did one of my homies, wnt home and Hooked up win a chick, then went out later and met up with another dude. Nasty, NASTY NASTY! Her boyfriend has no balls, either. He’s a pansy. That’s why he’s with her. At one point, she had naked pictures from Mardi Gras (yes we are in Louisiana) on her FACEBOOK! This girl is stretched a mile wide. And she needs to GO!

Is someone hiding behind her in the first pic?- nik



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Dangerous Crazy Rave Cult Leader

June 11, 2013 Houston 9 8,294 Views

THE DIRTY ARMY: nik This guy goes by sprinkles. he is in charge of some crazy cult called lovespect. he is like 40 years old and thinks he is a raver for life. not to mention he is a drug dealer. everyone in the scene thinks he is batshit crazy and on drugs 24/7. he yells in all caps on facebook and 95% of the things he says make no sense whatsoever. he has been known in the past to make 18 and 19 girls his drug slaves and considered them owned by him when he secretly worked for us at underworld.everyone is tired of his constant caps talking and nonsense and he really needs to pack up and leave and go back to crazy land.

40 year old raver, aka a pedo.- nik



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Loc Haladay of Haladay Promotions

June 10, 2013 Houston 12 9,709 Views

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik this is Loc Haladay of Halday Promotions. My x bf. I will keep it short and simple and let the public judge. He hit me and he is abusive to women verbally and physically. He deals drugs and is a criminal, but when he got caught he told on his friends, which is why they went to jail and he went home. I am only one voice. You do not have to believe me. Yet, if you are a bad person, then I am sure he has been bad to other people. Thank you. I am so sorry to post this, but I feel a little bit of justice is in order.

Whatever photoshop effect they chose in the first pic is not a good one for noodles.- nik



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