11.19.09

Casey The Sloot

Posted in Houston

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Casey Hackawhore

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this would be Casey H or as others know her in the houston area as HackaWH*RE. She got pregnant when she was 16 and is a stripper. And she sleeps around with just about anyone you can think of.

Is that her stripper locker in the background?- nik


Nik Richie

11.19.09

Ghetto Fabulous

Posted in Houston

Ghetto Fabulous

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, as you can see I was at my local Home Depot when I ran into this ghetto fabulous family ride. I think the rims are worth more than the entire car. They must have missed out on cash for clunkers. What do you think?

I’m at a loss for words.- nik


Nik Richie

11.19.09

White Trash In Houston

Posted in Houston

White Trash in Houston

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this h*e is Kristen….She is the biggest wh*re bag in Houston. Without makeup on, it looks like she got beat with the ugly stick. She cakes on sooo much make - up that hen you touch her face you see it all on your hand. She slept with my boyfriend and another girls boyfriend and ended marrying the dude. You will find her at The Roxy every night while her 2 kids are god knows where…Ladies beware she will sleep with your man.

Her thighs look like they would squeeze the life out of my Greg, not that it would ever get to that point considering she is a horse.- nik


Nik Richie

11.17.09

TRANNY!?

Posted in Houston, Would You?

TRANNY !?

TRANNY !?

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this is Linda. Definite H*E! but the question is….WTF! is between her legs!?? can you say TRANNY!!?? lol i sure WOULND’T! Would you?

It’s like she is assuming that everyone in the world is a chubby chaser. No one wants to see that.- nik


Nik Richie

11.17.09

Geriatric Sympathy

Posted in Houston

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THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, I only put this under predator, because it seems the most appropriate. So far from being a player or baller. He makes it a point to get his face up in girls faces just for the pics, it gives him, “social proof.” The guy is in his fifties and still aims for 21 and younger. When told to go for someone closer to his age, he pitches a tantrum and become horribly offended. Has on more than one occasion used the line, “come back to my studio.” I swear to Jesus. Since his smell of Vicks and little blue pills aren’t enough to lure the kiddies, he has been into hypnosis. Seriously, he uses this to try and coax women to do his bidding. He is very bad at it and has actually done damage, yet is slimy enough to get a gig. His name is Dan P*rez, please put this fart in his place and get him back to THE HOME. I think its oatmeal night anyway.

There is no way this guy gets laid… I am claiming poser status.- nik


Nik Richie

11.16.09

Rich And Abby, Dirty Celeb Material

Posted in Houston, The Dirty

Rich and Abby DIRTY CELEB?

Rich and Abby DIRTY CELEB?

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, so with all the comments “Rich Boy” got on the post and all the posts Abby always gets we really need to make one of them dirty Celeb. I vote “Rich Boy” Its funny how everyone defending him starts with …..Rich is always buying bottles in the club, he is my best friend. Him and Frog need to link up ASAP.  And these pics answer any questions about Abby’s porn and escort career… cause if Rich Boy is with her, how else do you think he is getting in those pants.

If Rich Boy has all this money can’t he hire a hotter escort?  Minus the +2’s and the fat calves she is normal looking.- nik


Nik Richie

11.12.09

The Houston Bicycle

Posted in Houston

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THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik,  Blake Br*dshaw and maura f*rtner , careful blake maura may give you a case of Clam. she was sleep with 3 guys at one time anyone who lives in houston has has a piece of maura at the tender age of 20 you would think she would be a little more careful considering she got cl*midia. but no, blake is no angel he has the looks of a BUM and frequently trys in a horrible attempt to model at Richs !!!! hmm… i wonder what these losers will do next… maura i feel for you, your highschool boyfriend who depresses you soo much doesnt want you and sleeps with your friends. cause your such a sl*t.

Rich’s= Ecstasy is one hell of a drug.- nik


Nik Richie

11.12.09

Ballin’ Rapper

Posted in Houston

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THE DIRTY ARMY:  Nik, ok so we’re from the south south texas way south, anywho it being douche week. This guy is it, this wannabe rapper think he is God’s gift to everyone. Mind you chances of making musically wise down here are ZERO. He is wack into that whole santeria weird ass religion sh*t its basically devil crap. He believes he is the best rapper ever and will become famous one of these days. A few yrs. ago my bf offered to pay money for a small mishap, the douche never asked for it so whatever by gones be by gones. Suddenly now he needs it why after these yrs. no clue and its only $200, so if he so damn good of a rapper and so succesful why so desperate for money. Sad part our stupid friend decided to get back with him after he basically ruined her life, boned other h*es did as he pleases so we lost a friend thanks to him. Even though no doubt he is still having sex with other girls, yes he think he has it going on everywhere game, his attire, all. Now he makes lame ass home videos which he thinks are making him even more famous soon running it all. What do you think Nik, is he made for rapping going to be famous?

Who said there was no future in fronting?  There is like 200 bucks there. -Nik


Nik Richie

11.11.09

Houston’s Biggest Douche

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THE DIRTY AMRY:  Nik, this is HOUSTON”S BIGGEST DOUCHE. Richard H*mbright (RICK, on right). He is a broke beat dad who cannot even take care of his kids, much less himself. He even got liposuction on his gut so he could find his lil’ d*ck. What are you going to do with the rest of yourself? He’d rather go out with the guys and see how many girls he can lay in a night. Girls, watch out because he does have 1 STD for life. Trust me, I know. I don’t know how many times I have seen him out and he lies his ass off… says anything to get a girl. He claims to be 34 to get the younger ones, but in reality he’s 37..almost the BIG 40. You were born in 72′ ricky boy..not 75′. He uses his younger friends nice cars and money because he has nothing to show for. They’re all losers hanging out in your local sugar land and midtown bars. Beware of the guys you see him out with to. I’ve seen them first hand, they are all disgusting with STDs. PS….go get your tats fixed..broke @ss.

Is he really rocking a Movado?  Not only is he Fake Scissor Gang Mafia, he is straight 30K Millionaire status.- nik


Nik Richie

11.05.09

12 Dead, 31 Hurt In Attacks At Fort Hood

THE DIRTY ARMY:  FORT HOOD, Texas – A soldier opened fire at a U.S. Army base inFort Hood, Texas on Thursday, unleashing a stream of gunfire that left 12 people dead and 31 wounded. Authorities killed the gunman, and apprehended two other soldiers suspected in the attack.

The shooting began around 1:30 p.m., Lt. Gen. Bob Cone said at a news conference. He said all the casualties took place at the base’s Soldier Readiness Center, where soldiers who are about to be deployed or who are returning undergo medical screening.

In Washington, President Barack Obama called the shooting “a horrific outburst of violence.” He said it’s a tragedy to lose a soldier overseas and even more horrifying when they come under fire at an Army base on American soil.

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Fort Hood is really like the Hood right now.  Troops are losing it… we need to pull out of Iraq yesterday.  Other countries problems shouldn’t be our problems!  Now it’s home turf, good job US Government!- nik


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+2 Factor: when a chick gets a boob job it increases her value two points on a ten point scale

+2's: fake boobs

30k Milli: a guy who claims he make millions, but really only make around $30k a year and spends all his money on stuff he can't afford; a poser

6 head (5 head): when a person has a enormous forehead (measured in inches)

Affliction: a brand of clothing worn by losers

Afro-Brow: hairy eyebrows

Air biscuit: fart

Anti-petite: no way near small

Aquaf*gs: underwater f*gs

Babushka: a big giant, Harlem Globetrotter-like afro, that explodes out of the panties of a Crabby Patty when panty security has been breached

Beak: Nose like a large bird

Beat: disgustingly ugly

Bissues: b*tch with issues

Blanimal: A black animal

Blast (putting someone on blast): putting someone in the spotlight and/or exposing them; talking crap about someone

Bucket Seats: nice ass

Butterface: everything looks good, but her face

Cadirack: not easy on the eyes, an eye sore

Caker: chick who wears way too much makeup

Cannibal: a lesbian. Because they eat their own kind

Car-Tastrophe: beat looking people in a car

Ceptor head: looks good except her head

Cheesecake: real fruity guy

Chubble: problems fat people cause.

Combustible Cougar: horny for young men

Combustible face: Hazardous look

Cougar in Training (Baby Cougar): a girl who will grow up to be a Cougar because her mom is one and/or she is starting to look and act like one

Cougars: women who are 40 or older who try to be 20 (by getting plastic surgery, wearing tons of makeup, dressing like they are 20, etc) and usually date or "prey" on younger men

Cougar-Troll: an ugly cougar

Cougarville: place where cougars come from

Cougarwood: place where famous cougars go

Cougrrrr: Very ugly cougar

Count gutula: big stomach

Crabby Patty: p*ssy

Crash test dummy: a dumb friend that you can convince to do anything

Dale Boy (Dales): a guy who claims to be straight but acts like he's gay (or really is just gay)

D-Bagalicious: sensational D-bag

D-Bag: Douche bag; someone who sucks at life; a total jerk

Dirty Army: the group of people who are fans of thedirty.com

Dirty Bird: dirty/sl*tty British chick

Don: a young female gold digger looking for a new wealthy father or sugar daddy

Douchetard: douche + retard

Drag Hag: someone who hangs with drag queens

DSL's: D*ck sucking lips

Dugout Driller: aggressive gay guy

Egg Roll(s): fat Asians

F*gadocious: super gay

F*gtastic: overly gay

F*gtician: professional f*gs

Fake SGM: people who are not in the Scissor Gang Mafia but pretend to be by giving the scissor gang sign in pictures (and NIk will point out the reason why they are not cool enough to be in it)

Fanny Pack's : beat girls that have no appeal

Farm: a person's ass

Fattastrophe: group of very fat people

Fifty cake mistake: big girl who loves cake

Fifty Yarder: only looks good from fifty yards away

File You Away: putting a hot guy/girl (whatever works for ya) in your mental hard drive so you can masturbate to them later

Flesbian: Fake lesbian

Forgy: Short for, "For the gays"

Frat Rat: a girl who loves to hang out with and/or screw guys in fraternities

Freetard: a free retard

Front Grill: teeth

F*ck Trophy: baby/kid..."What bout that chick you met at the club the other night, did you hit that?" "Naw she's got a f*ck trophy."

Fugly: f*cking ugly

FUPA: a fat upper pu**y area. Men can have it too.

Gaysian: a gay Asian.

Gestappo's : those who oppose the dirty army

Gills: side fat; love-handles

Grave Diggaz: dirty nails

Grazer: chick that likes to eat a lot

Green Bay: cellulite; cottage cheese

Gregalicious: Owns a greg

Greg-Juice: self explanatory

Greg: penis; tummy stick

Helmet Special: retard

Himstitute: tranny prostitute

Hoemerican: an American hoe

Horses (or any reference to a horse, stable, the derby, races or horse names): people with huge teeth and gums that resemble those of a horse

Insurgents: non SGM perpetrator/ enemies of the army

Jack Bauer: a person with a large fore head or a twenty forehead

Jay Leno: got a big chin

Kodiak: body of a bear

Lee push up bra: from the makers of lee press on nails

Long Head Clan: horse division ( horse head)

Lotto Baby: unknown father (a lot-of people hit that)

MAC Forcefield: tons and tons of makeup that looks clown-like

Mad Monkey: extremely drunk & out of control

Mick Jagger's : Big lips

Muffin Top: when a person's side or stomach fat bubbles over their waistband because their pants are too tight, forming the shape of a muffin

Multichin: multiple chins

Multi-Gregging: Gang bang on one chick

Nominee: person with no money

Nomo's: a place where no homo's are welcome

Noodles: referring to Asian people or descent

Nostrildahmus: Huge nose pipes

Onion: nice a$$

Oscar Myer: Got a Greg

Pack of franks: fat rolls on a chicks body..."Damn! look at the pack of franks on that chic"

Paki house/hut: liquor store

Patch Adams: balding

Pearl catcher: chicks who get c*mmed on

Pebbles: an attractive, yet underage and overly sexual young girl. (aka jailbait)

Pepperidge Farm: way too old

PGM ("Pinky Gang Mafia"): the rival gang of SGM whose members show their pinky finger when having a picture taken

Pickle Smoocher: rubs the Greg

Pig Fishing: guys who are out to just f*ck anything

Pirate: gay dude. Because they like semen on their poop deck

Poon lagoon: pu**y

Prop 8: gay person who wants to get married

Prosthetic Playa: fake wanna be player

Puffydumbbell: roid user

Purple Crayon: A black man's Gregr

Raisinets: ugly nipples

Red Cup Nation: those of us who agree that only red plastic cups should be used at parties (because all other colors are stupid)

Refund Gap: the huge gap between some women's fake boobs that is so big that they should get their money back from their doctor

Ronald Mcdonalds: High arching eyebrows

RVM: red vest mafia: Valet attendant

Sevenhead: means "Yes I ride the Short Bus!"

Sewerfront: Waterfront in Scottsdale

SGM ("Scissor Gang Mafia"): people who make a scissor/backward peace sign when having their picture taken

She-Boys: Trannys

Shim: a girl who looks like a man

Shimspital: hospital for shims

Shman: female type of man

Shopping Bags: droopy boob job or +2'S

Shotgun: a slutty chick. One cock and she's ready to blow

Shougar: a girl that is a cougar and a shim

Skankaholic: addicted to or being a skank; likes skanky chicks; an alcoholic skank

Ski Jumper: big or long nose

Slant F*cker: guy who only likes f*ckin asian chicks

Slim Slow Diet: a fat person who feels it necessary to show people her body..."Sick, see that fat girl in the bikini? Oh, she is feeling good about herself since she just got on the Slim Slow Diet."

Sloon: a chick that looks like she's mixed with snake lizard and baboon

Slug: Ugly slut

Snicker Licker: White girls who only like black guys

Soldier: a member of the Dirty Army; a fan/supporter of thedirty.com

Sorostitute: a girl in a sorority that is easier than a prostitute

Sphere Job: a boob job

Spongebob: a nasty female that has a crabby patty instead of a vagina

A Stallone: a really ugly Italian chick (or any chick for that matter)

Stay Puff: juice-muscular guy obviously on roids

Stretch Armstrong: face lift too tight

Sugar butt: a gay guy

Summer Teeth: some are here, some are there

Superhighway Gap: boobs miles apart

Synchronized Sucking : what aqua f*gs do

Talons: ugly toes

Tenderfoot: gay or feminine

Thunderstorm: extremely large thighs; thunder thighs

Too Fat Shakur:2-pac fat reference

Top Romin : a person that is broke

Tranimal: animal tranny

Tranny: a girl with so much makeup caked on her face that she looks like a transvestite

Tri-Tip: she can try the tip

Troff Feeder: an obese female

Trout: an older man who dates younger women in trying to be younger or "swim upstream"

Trout Mouth: looks like a fish

Tuna Factory: chick who has nasty lookin p*ssy lips..."That chicks gotta tuna factory goin on down there."

Unbeweavable: lots of weave

WNBA: a tall female who is manly

Would You?: means "would you screw this chick?"