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Hot And Only 21
Posted in Houston, The Dirty, Wisconsin | January 29th, 2010
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this here is Sheila J. She grew up in a small town in Wisconsin called Chippewa Falls. When she was in high school her boobs were, what I would consider, -A. She moved to Texas after she graduated and thought she was hot sh*t. While she was there, she imagined that she was model material in her fantasy world, got a boob job, and did low class modeling. Furthermore, she applied for Playboy and was told “she has the perfect body, but her face does not fit the Playboy mold.” So, she moved back to Chippewa Falls and now dates a man who is 31 (10 years older than her). I don’t know Nik, but I think she is run down and atrocious.
Yeah, her face has a lot of white trash qualities.- nik
Jealousy Is A Disease
Posted in Houston, Would You? | January 28th, 2010
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik Someone posted something about my friend Shelbi, saying that a certain girl (casie) was more attractive in a bathing suit. They should have posted more recent pictures.. here are a few. I’ve known this girl since middle school and she actually doesn’t sleep around so get your facts straight before you run your filthy mouth. And why would she be jealous of people that have what she wants, SHE HAS EVERYTHING and thats why you’re posting bad things about her. jealousy is a disease. get well soon B*tches!!
Her body looks the same, maybe even a bit thicker, she just magically grew some boobs and is wearing bigger glasses.- nik
Walking Trash
Posted in Houston | January 28th, 2010
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this is Sophia, she is the walking trash at all the hispanic clubs in the southwest. If u need to find her you will see her all on top of the drunkest guy ever and she is only 21 but claims and swears on her sons life she is 26. She is a golddigger who thinks is sooo hot. She thinks she is the hottest thing to hit Houston. She has been gone down on all my guy friends for a piece of brand clothes.
I trying to figure out how she preforms daily tasks with such a huge beak.- nik
Houston’s Gayest
Posted in Houston | January 28th, 2010
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this is my Ex boyfrined JON*TH*N we dated for two years, after i broke up with him I found out he was searching for a gay roomate on craigslist.. maybe thats why he was always wanting to do anal!
A gay roommate? Isn’t that called a sex slave?- nik
Dirty Liz
Posted in Houston | January 28th, 2010
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this right here is my friend Liz, I love her to dead but OMG someone needs to let her know that being a stripper is not something to be proud of she talks about it on her fb like is a real job, im sure it pays the bills but I think is time to get a real job. come on you couldnt even get a car because you didnt have proof of employment. Your sugar daddy’s dont even want you anymore they say you are a wh*re and that you need to lay off the c*ke. working at penthouse and colorado are not gonna take you far in life. what are you gonna do when you turn 30? oh I forgot you still have 10 more yrs since you are only 20 yrs old. I love you and I hope this Dirty post will teach you a lesson.
She has been tainted already, she has doomed herself to being a stripper and stripper only…she better lose some weight quick or she will lose that gig too and be stuck at a 7/11.- nik
Ugly Cougs
Posted in Houston, Would You? | January 27th, 2010
THE DIRTY ARMY: YO NIC THESE GIRLS ARE BY FAR THE UGLIEST GIRLS I HAVE CAME ACROSS, I KNOW 2 OF THEM AND THE OTHER ARE FOLLOWERS. I GO OUT A FAIR AMOUNT FOR PROMOTIONS AND I AM ALWAYS BOUND TO SEE ONE OF THESE CHICKS OUT, SOMETIMES I THINK IM BEING FOLLOWED BY THEM JUST FOR EXPOSURE, YOU CANT GET EXPOSURE WHEN YOUR FAT, HAVE RUINED HAIR, NO MONEY, A CHILD WHO YOU HAVE NO RIGHTS TO, OR A SMELLY P*SSY! YO GET THESE GIRLS OUT OF THIS TOWN IM TIRED OF SEEING THEM AROUND MY SCENE! SO NIC WOULD YOU BANG THESE B*TCH*S?
Answer: no. They are old and it looks like they switched noses, chins, eyes and mouths with one another.
Houston…We Have A Problem.
Posted in Houston | January 27th, 2010
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik…meet homie hopper kristina. Dirty worthy? Maybe not…but somebody had to put this train wreck on blast. And im honored to say the least. First off…check the attire. No she wasn’t on her way to the broke down ho* porn convention…she actually hits the clubs in this ensemble. And then probably the corner of bisonnette, after hours. Thats most likely how her panties got soooooo crusty, during her hard work and long hours on the strip (as seen in the pic above). That pic of that mess on her cotten wal mart wear, i like to refer to as the war zone from down under, was leaked by a customer of hers. Its hard to imagine someone payed for that. But her $2 was well earned i guess. And not to mention her customer had to like getting his sh*t pushed in, cuz by the looks of things…this one is definately packing a greg Nik. And check out her nasty saggers. They qualify her for the greatest divide competition first place! This is just a fair warning for any of you who see this alien vs predator and/or 5 head, roaming the wilderness…beware. And someone please tell this girl…she’s not cute. Not even alright. Anyone who’s hit that…hold your head in SHAME..
She should consider sticking a tampon in her ass.- nik
Wanna Put Someone On Blast
Posted in Houston | January 27th, 2010
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik Both of these girls want to come on here and try to put Casie on blast but look at them. Casie looks way better than this in a bathing suit. This girl is like 18 and has been sleeping around since she was 13. She’s so jealous of everyone that has what she wants. All she does is get drunk and high on her mommy and daddy’s mommy..For real little girl GET A LIFE.
She should also start a workout routine…your more likely to keep with it if you start at a young age.- nik
Nasty Girl From Houston
Posted in Houston | January 26th, 2010
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this b*tch is a club promoter that f*cks all the staff and she will f*ck your boyfriend if he buys her a drink, ladies watch out she tried to sleep with my man for some change! this bitch can be found at shadowbar, copa cabana, jefe bar, and illusions. also as you can tell this b*tch stuffs her bra lol, stay away from this h”*e.
I always love it when you can see the pads in a chicks bra.- nik
Texas Douche Bag
Posted in Houston | January 25th, 2010
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this is Ayman. He “owns” a country bar in Houston called Rebels. He almost went bankrupt because of his sorry clubs H20 and Allure lucky him he found some partnas in the process to help with Rebels. This douche has been creeping on young teens for way to long needs to come from the country he came from. He cant speak a lick of good english. Seriously buddy, taking pictures like this doesnt suite you.
Sure it does, its forgy, I’m sure all his forgy friends love it.- nik
