THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, you’ve covered a few stories on a young gay by the nickname of Rain Perez. After some research it has been found that he has submitted every single one of those stories to this site. What’s sadder is often times he will enter Houston gay nightclubs and speak of them – as if he is being chased by the press. I’ve met him at a few clubs and felt compelled to set this whole mess straight and call it what it is. This kid uses photos, not of him, on the gay app Grindr to lure in people with the headline: “Looking for a Sugar Daddy.” Once he gets them interested – they quickly realize he isn’t the kid from the photo. Rain Perez is not in shape, has the hairline of an “extra” from the hit sitcom The Golden Girls, he has an awful nose and in gay standards just plain ugly. So here’s the deal on this kid. He poses with fancy cars that are parked in random valet garages. Often pissing off people by sitting in their cars to take a photo – then he walks off to get in his 1992 Honda. A joke! Second off – he purposely stages selfies with D-List celebs during their “public” meet and greets. They often refuse him – but he insists as he stunts these images on Instagram to appear celeb like. So listen – if you look like Phil Spector, have erectile problems and near death – give this kid a call. If not – just know he comes from a lower-income family and lacks good looks or style – just move on already. At the end of the day – if you got to drop cash on someone make sure they’re a 10.
Noway… that can’t be a real nose.- nik