11.05.09

12 Dead, 31 Hurt In Attacks At Fort Hood

THE DIRTY ARMY:  FORT HOOD, Texas – A soldier opened fire at a U.S. Army base inFort Hood, Texas on Thursday, unleashing a stream of gunfire that left 12 people dead and 31 wounded. Authorities killed the gunman, and apprehended two other soldiers suspected in the attack.

The shooting began around 1:30 p.m., Lt. Gen. Bob Cone said at a news conference. He said all the casualties took place at the base’s Soldier Readiness Center, where soldiers who are about to be deployed or who are returning undergo medical screening.

In Washington, President Barack Obama called the shooting “a horrific outburst of violence.” He said it’s a tragedy to lose a soldier overseas and even more horrifying when they come under fire at an Army base on American soil.

Click Here To Read More

Fort Hood is really like the Hood right now.  Troops are losing it… we need to pull out of Iraq yesterday.  Other countries problems shouldn’t be our problems!  Now it’s home turf, good job US Government!- nik


Nik Richie

11.02.09

Dirty Drug Addict Mothers

Posted in Houston

4-copy

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, my girl friend brings me to this lame ass party in Beaumont where some f*g ass douche bag who thinks he’s big and bad bc his parents gave him a drug store installs a stripper pole. All i see there are f*ckin old ass women who I thought would be well on their way to success and I know have numerous kids (not to mention they all have diff dads and dont have custody of some) dancing on stripper poles and snorting more drugs up their nose than the average stripper. They even had a strip tease on a fat pregnant woman. Needless to say I took my ass back to Houston and got these pics from my girl down loading this trash on my comp. Thought id make it useful.

It is Halloween in Houston… what did you expect?- nik


Nik Richie

10.27.09

Gold Digger

Posted in Houston

GOLD DIGGER

GOLD DIGGER

 

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, This girl is a loser, doesn’t go to college, her fiancé left her! She can’t afford stuff so tries to get money from other people. She still drives by her ex’s house to check if he’s home!! Girl get a life and stop looking for a sugar daddy!

I believe that’s called  stalking.- nik


Nik Richie

10.27.09

Dirty Taliban Sloot

Posted in Houston

Dirty Taliban Skank

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, This b*tch is an annoying drunk wh*re! She’ll f*ck anyone who tries as long as they have a d*ck! There’s rumors going out my school that she’s textually active with multiple guys and a video of her has been released of her having sex! Only desperate guys who want some call her up.. bootycall anyone? She also parts her hair in the f*cking middle, who does that anymore?! If your at a party and she’s there kick her the f*ck out, MAJOR BUZZ KILL.. sloppy as f*ck.

Good job photoshopping your thighs, too bad I can see your gut still.-nik


Nik Richie

10.26.09

The Dirty Halloween In Dallas This Thursday

halloweenfront


Nik Richie

10.26.09

PATHETIC LIAR

Posted in Houston, The Dirty

PATHETIC LIAR

THE DIRTY ARMY: This Darvin *AKA* D-Boy. This douche bag claims to go to Prairie View A&M studying Nursing… Whatever, this fool lives with his parents with no job and doesn’t take care of his kid. BEWARE. He lies about everything. Check out this picture he texted me.

Did he say he was an R&B singer when he texted you this picture?  Just wondering?- nik


Nik Richie

10.23.09

Ugliest Girl Known To Man

 

PUT THIS SKANK ON BLAST!

PUT THIS SKANK ON BLAST!

 

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, This is Sharon H*tchins. This girl is one of the sk*nkiest girls i have ever come across. She stuffs her bra with fake implants to make it look like she actually has something going for her. She thinks she is a MODEL. I think she just looks like a HORSE with NO 2+s. She F***** everyone at her job in san juan before she got fired and moved away.

Her body disturbs me, it’s just so long and flat. She is like a plank of wood, with a horses face.- nik


Nik Richie

10.22.09

Would You With This Gremlin

Posted in Houston, Would You?

would you?

 

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, would you?

Answer: No, She looks like a goonie, and her skin is beyond orange.


Nik Richie

10.22.09

Trash Is Here

Posted in Houston, Texas-AM

Lowest trash there is

Lowest trash there is

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this ho(rs)e’s name is Ashley O*born. She definitely goes for the homerun on the first date, and as you can see, it’s usually with guys who are too lazy to put any effort into getting a hot girl. To make things worse, after the guys realize that she’s dirty and not worth it, she calls them and tells them that she’s pregnant. Is there a lower kind of trash on this earth than the chick that fakes pregnancies?

She is desperate, she has that look and those girls are the worst.  I give her a year tops before she traps someone into having a kid with her.- nik


Nik Richie

10.22.09

Typical Sharpie Eyebrow

Posted in Houston

Typical Sharpie eyebrow Mexican w/diff baby daddies

 

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, This drag queen/caveman looking trash is Ariana G*nzalez. Typical Mexican wh*re who fills in her eyebrows with a sharpie, has 2 different baby daddies that are always in & out of jail, no job, and lives off welfare. She is a wanabe ghetto hoodrat that runs her mouth but cant fight! Has the most fucked up hair ever which she doesnt ever brush and likes to only take showers about once a month. She is also known for f*cking on the first night and doesnt mind catching whatever STD comes her way.

She is a gang bangers dream.- nik


Nik Richie


 

 

 

 

 
 

 

 

 

 
 

 

 
 
 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 
 
 

 

 
 

back forward

 

 

 

 

 
 

 

 

 

 

+2 Factor: when a chick gets a boob job it increases her value two points on a ten point scale

+2's: fake boobs

30k Milli: a guy who claims he make millions, but really only make around $30k a year and spends all his money on stuff he can't afford; a poser

6 head (5 head): when a person has a enormous forehead (measured in inches)

Affliction: a brand of clothing worn by losers

Afro-Brow: hairy eyebrows

Air biscuit: fart

Anti-petite: no way near small

Aquaf*gs: underwater f*gs

Babushka: a big giant, Harlem Globetrotter-like afro, that explodes out of the panties of a Crabby Patty when panty security has been breached

Beak: Nose like a large bird

Beat: disgustingly ugly

Bissues: b*tch with issues

Blanimal: A black animal

Blast (putting someone on blast): putting someone in the spotlight and/or exposing them; talking crap about someone

Bucket Seats: nice ass

Butterface: everything looks good, but her face

Cadirack: not easy on the eyes, an eye sore

Caker: chick who wears way too much makeup

Cannibal: a lesbian. Because they eat their own kind

Car-Tastrophe: beat looking people in a car

Ceptor head: looks good except her head

Cheesecake: real fruity guy

Chubble: problems fat people cause.

Combustible Cougar: horny for young men

Combustible face: Hazardous look

Cougar in Training (Baby Cougar): a girl who will grow up to be a Cougar because her mom is one and/or she is starting to look and act like one

Cougars: women who are 40 or older who try to be 20 (by getting plastic surgery, wearing tons of makeup, dressing like they are 20, etc) and usually date or "prey" on younger men

Cougar-Troll: an ugly cougar

Cougarville: place where cougars come from

Cougarwood: place where famous cougars go

Cougrrrr: Very ugly cougar

Count gutula: big stomach

Crabby Patty: p*ssy

Crash test dummy: a dumb friend that you can convince to do anything

Dale Boy (Dales): a guy who claims to be straight but acts like he's gay (or really is just gay)

D-Bagalicious: sensational D-bag

D-Bag: Douche bag; someone who sucks at life; a total jerk

Dirty Army: the group of people who are fans of thedirty.com

Dirty Bird: dirty/sl*tty British chick

Don: a young female gold digger looking for a new wealthy father or sugar daddy

Douchetard: douche + retard

Drag Hag: someone who hangs with drag queens

DSL's: D*ck sucking lips

Dugout Driller: aggressive gay guy

Egg Roll(s): fat Asians

F*gadocious: super gay

F*gtastic: overly gay

F*gtician: professional f*gs

Fake SGM: people who are not in the Scissor Gang Mafia but pretend to be by giving the scissor gang sign in pictures (and NIk will point out the reason why they are not cool enough to be in it)

Fanny Pack's : beat girls that have no appeal

Farm: a person's ass

Fattastrophe: group of very fat people

Fifty cake mistake: big girl who loves cake

Fifty Yarder: only looks good from fifty yards away

File You Away: putting a hot guy/girl (whatever works for ya) in your mental hard drive so you can masturbate to them later

Flesbian: Fake lesbian

Forgy: Short for, "For the gays"

Frat Rat: a girl who loves to hang out with and/or screw guys in fraternities

Freetard: a free retard

Front Grill: teeth

F*ck Trophy: baby/kid..."What bout that chick you met at the club the other night, did you hit that?" "Naw she's got a f*ck trophy."

Fugly: f*cking ugly

FUPA: a fat upper pu**y area. Men can have it too.

Gaysian: a gay Asian.

Gestappo's : those who oppose the dirty army

Gills: side fat; love-handles

Grave Diggaz: dirty nails

Grazer: chick that likes to eat a lot

Green Bay: cellulite; cottage cheese

Gregalicious: Owns a greg

Greg-Juice: self explanatory

Greg: penis; tummy stick

Helmet Special: retard

Himstitute: tranny prostitute

Hoemerican: an American hoe

Horses (or any reference to a horse, stable, the derby, races or horse names): people with huge teeth and gums that resemble those of a horse

Insurgents: non SGM perpetrator/ enemies of the army

Jack Bauer: a person with a large fore head or a twenty forehead

Jay Leno: got a big chin

Kodiak: body of a bear

Lee push up bra: from the makers of lee press on nails

Long Head Clan: horse division ( horse head)

Lotto Baby: unknown father (a lot-of people hit that)

MAC Forcefield: tons and tons of makeup that looks clown-like

Mad Monkey: extremely drunk & out of control

Mick Jagger's : Big lips

Muffin Top: when a person's side or stomach fat bubbles over their waistband because their pants are too tight, forming the shape of a muffin

Multichin: multiple chins

Multi-Gregging: Gang bang on one chick

Nominee: person with no money

Nomo's: a place where no homo's are welcome

Noodles: referring to Asian people or descent

Nostrildahmus: Huge nose pipes

Onion: nice a$$

Oscar Myer: Got a Greg

Pack of franks: fat rolls on a chicks body..."Damn! look at the pack of franks on that chic"

Paki house/hut: liquor store

Patch Adams: balding

Pearl catcher: chicks who get c*mmed on

Pebbles: an attractive, yet underage and overly sexual young girl. (aka jailbait)

Pepperidge Farm: way too old

PGM ("Pinky Gang Mafia"): the rival gang of SGM whose members show their pinky finger when having a picture taken

Pickle Smoocher: rubs the Greg

Pig Fishing: guys who are out to just f*ck anything

Pirate: gay dude. Because they like semen on their poop deck

Poon lagoon: pu**y

Prop 8: gay person who wants to get married

Prosthetic Playa: fake wanna be player

Puffydumbbell: roid user

Purple Crayon: A black man's Gregr

Raisinets: ugly nipples

Red Cup Nation: those of us who agree that only red plastic cups should be used at parties (because all other colors are stupid)

Refund Gap: the huge gap between some women's fake boobs that is so big that they should get their money back from their doctor

Ronald Mcdonalds: High arching eyebrows

RVM: red vest mafia: Valet attendant

Sevenhead: means "Yes I ride the Short Bus!"

Sewerfront: Waterfront in Scottsdale

SGM ("Scissor Gang Mafia"): people who make a scissor/backward peace sign when having their picture taken

She-Boys: Trannys

Shim: a girl who looks like a man

Shimspital: hospital for shims

Shman: female type of man

Shopping Bags: droopy boob job or +2'S

Shotgun: a slutty chick. One cock and she's ready to blow

Shougar: a girl that is a cougar and a shim

Skankaholic: addicted to or being a skank; likes skanky chicks; an alcoholic skank

Ski Jumper: big or long nose

Slant F*cker: guy who only likes f*ckin asian chicks

Slim Slow Diet: a fat person who feels it necessary to show people her body..."Sick, see that fat girl in the bikini? Oh, she is feeling good about herself since she just got on the Slim Slow Diet."

Sloon: a chick that looks like she's mixed with snake lizard and baboon

Slug: Ugly slut

Snicker Licker: White girls who only like black guys

Soldier: a member of the Dirty Army; a fan/supporter of thedirty.com

Sorostitute: a girl in a sorority that is easier than a prostitute

Sphere Job: a boob job

Spongebob: a nasty female that has a crabby patty instead of a vagina

A Stallone: a really ugly Italian chick (or any chick for that matter)

Stay Puff: juice-muscular guy obviously on roids

Stretch Armstrong: face lift too tight

Sugar butt: a gay guy

Summer Teeth: some are here, some are there

Superhighway Gap: boobs miles apart

Synchronized Sucking : what aqua f*gs do

Talons: ugly toes

Tenderfoot: gay or feminine

Thunderstorm: extremely large thighs; thunder thighs

Too Fat Shakur:2-pac fat reference

Top Romin : a person that is broke

Tranimal: animal tranny

Tranny: a girl with so much makeup caked on her face that she looks like a transvestite

Tri-Tip: she can try the tip

Troff Feeder: an obese female

Trout: an older man who dates younger women in trying to be younger or "swim upstream"

Trout Mouth: looks like a fish

Tuna Factory: chick who has nasty lookin p*ssy lips..."That chicks gotta tuna factory goin on down there."

Unbeweavable: lots of weave

WNBA: a tall female who is manly

Would You?: means "would you screw this chick?"