Posted in Houston, The Dirty | February 6th, 2012
THE DIRTY ARMY: Ashleigh is the REASON kids shouldn’t have kids. Her baby isn’t even 5 months old and she’s already been to more raves then she can count. She’s using hard drugs, pot, and getting drunk all the time, but she’s only 18! She abandons her baby with her pill popping mother while she goes out all night to raves. She didn’t even stay with her baby on his first Christmas or Halloween! She doesn’t care about him at all. She has so little care for her child that she RAVED WHILE PREGNANT, and hasn’t slowed her partying down one bit. She had dangerous complications in her pregnancy due to her life style. Deep down, this girl is nothing but a complete wh*re with no self respect. Her only priorities are getting high, drunk, wearing lingerie, and getting laid.
Ashleigh are you reading this because your child will when he or she is older. Save yourself.- nik
Posted in Houston, The Dirty | February 4th, 2012
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this is Sasha Grether. I think she’s pretty hot with those massive DD’s. She is without a doubt one of the hottest milf’s I have ever came across. The night we met, we got super drunk, drank some G together… from what I recalled the sex was amazing and I thought I had found the one. When I tried calling her the next day, the number she gave me was the wrong one, I don’t understand what went wrong?
Did her +2′s smell at all because they live in her armpits.- nik
Posted in Houston | February 2nd, 2012
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, local celebutante and dirty regular Aaron “The Fake Queer of Houston” is waging war against his former employer Houston based tanning giant Darque Tan and it’s getting DIRTY. Confirmed via his Twitter account earlier this month Mr. Fake’s email account was compromised and after notoriety from none other then yours truly I was sourced email correspondences between Mr. Fake and his Seattle based attorney Robert Shapiro. Sources close to Mr. Fake confirmed pending litigation against his former employer and obtained exclusively in an affidavit submitted to his attorney Mr. Fake is citing “wrongful termination, harassment” as well as numerous “ethics and regulatory compliance violations” during his employment with the company. With the affidavit submitted to his attorney were tarnishing company emails as well as pictures and videos from salons that contradict their commitment of “excellence and quality with every visit” as stated on their corporate website. Mr. Fake’s attorney Robert Shapiro was contacted and asked to comment on any pending litigation and had this to say: “Unfortunately earlier this month my clients email account was hacked and attorney/client privileged information compromised.” When asked on specifics of the litigation Shapiro had this to say “It is in the best interest of my client at this time not to disclose specifics of any pending litigation.” Additionally complaints with The Texas Work Force Commission, Occupational Safety Health Administration, National Labor Relations Board, Equal Employment Opportunity Commission and The Texas Department of Health were all included with the affidavit expected to be filed by his attorney in a Harris Country District Courthouse very soon. Nothing was found online with The Office of The Harris County Districts Clerks Office yet. Darque Tan was contacted multiple times and was unable to comment. They say our most dangerous of enemies are the ones we never knew we had and nothing says January like a brand new Cold War. Stay tuned.
Who hires a bootleg Robert Shapiro? Don’t name drop him like he is the real guy.- nik
Posted in Houston | February 2nd, 2012
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, Meghan meghan meghan, where do I start? She manages to betray each one of her best friends and likes to have sex with random band guys she picks up at shows. Major pro at making out with other peoples husbands, you can catch this wh*re at Kryptonite, or at the awesome gelato shop in friendwood she works in. Hey girls, dont worry there is plenty for you she also is into fish tacos!! Not before she does all the blow in the room and gets fingered by any guy with “scene” hair she can find.
She’ll be bald by 30. I decided.- nik
Posted in Hollywood, Houston, Houston Rockets, The Dirty | February 2nd, 2012
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, here are more pictures I found of Houston Rockets. I wish she didn’t do that face in every picture she takes but I think she is looking a lot better these days. She has my vote for March Madness.
I have never been a fan of her jawline.- nik
Posted in Dirty Army Strong, Houston | February 1st, 2012
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, you have to check this guy out. He’s always posting the dumbest status updates on FB. The only reason I haven’t deleted him up to this point is because I think its funny just how delusional he is about his station in life. He has been submitted in the past, under some other name I cant remember off the top of my head, but to summarize: He calls himself Joey Mazen, but I think his real name is Terrik or something like that. He is an Israeli born, UAE/Texas raised, Muslim, Free Mason, former “gay porn star”/male stripper, and former US Army translator, who seems to think he is the next big thing in the motion picture community. He claims he is involved in the following projects: Hangover 3, The Girl Next Door 2, Next Day Air 2, as well as; the TV shows CSI (LV/NY), Punk’d, and apparently some police training video. Oh, and he is a professional MMA fighter too… I almost forgot. He must have snuck in some acting classes from Juilliard or something, because the delivery of his lines in the video are f*cking crisp. He’s probably going to be the next Marlon Brando, or James Dean. Its crazy people like this actually exist… this had me laughing for a good ten minutes after i watched it. Nik, put this *ss clown on blast, and bring him back down a peg or two. Thanks. Here is the link to his video. He claims he and you are friends on FB, so you should be able to view it. I don’t know how to share it any other way, besides posting it to my Timeline, and I have a reputation to think about when I do things like that… lest people think I actually take him seriously.
This shameless self promotion will land him in the lap of a forgy.- nik
Posted in Dirty Army Strong, Houston, The Dirty, Would You? | January 30th, 2012
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, I’m all about the exotic sexy look and think this lil treat takes the cake. I mean just look at that +2 rack on a tiny frame??!! Near perfection I think. I’ve partied with her before and lemme just say this chick means biz. She may look sweet and innocent but she’s a pepsi fueled nympho. Winning! How would rate this exotic hotty and would you knock the bottom outta her?? better not say No.
Answer: No, those balls might lure my attention, but her lack of make-up on her face only tells me she doesn’t groom down below.
Posted in Dirty Army Strong, Hollywood, Houston, The Dirty | January 30th, 2012
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, I follow DC Houston Rockets on twitter and was looking through her pics the other day, and DAMN! She is smoking hot. I’m a chick and long time DA. Houston Rockets look like she is poised to actually make it. Dare I even say, she may just take March Madness this year! What do you think about HR Nik? How long before she makes it to centerfold in playboy?
She is a HEAVY favorite for Dirty March Madness 2012. Hack lets get the brackets up early this year. Only 64 girls will make the cut… who do you want in the 64?- nik
Posted in Houston | January 29th, 2012
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this is Ashley Robinson. Sister of the buck tooth bunny Jessica Robinson from Deer Park, Tx. You might be wondering why shes covered in mud? Well she texts guys and asks them to “get a lil mud on the tires” and they go out to a mud hole where people usually go mudding, but they get there and have sex and dont talk to the guys until she wants to get some more mud on the tires. Shes done this with numerous guys, around 35-40 for sure. She thinks shes such a bad*ss and that shes so tough but when you confront her she dont say sh*t!! She only talks sh*t through facebook and texting. In reality shes nothing but p*ssy as* B*ch!! JUST LIKE HER SISTER.
Does she walk on all fours?? whats with those wrists.- nik
Posted in Houston | January 25th, 2012
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, well this is Josie Uribe, She a single mother ( she saids or wants everyone to know that she is and that she has been doing on her own. Please!, Honey lets be real baby daddy helped you as much he could when he was in the Marines..) He would send her money and she would spend it on herself on going out and drinking because she is really good at have a drinks everynight. Her kids have seen men in and out, even one of her boyfriends beat the sh*t out of her (in front of the kids too.) It’s funny how she trys to act that she is the victim, she lies and a drunky. Then this poor guy Chris that she has know doesn’t know who she is and that she was having sex with other guys while she was talking to him. Aww Now she can’t bring no guys over because she has Chris (Negro) living there. Because if he didn’t live there honey that Josie would be having *.:Keith:.* as she wants to call him.. hahaha…. Oh lets not for get that she loves to talk to Marry men that’s why she had to get with Chris because of course single and the only one that is willing to get with her because the other men won’t leave there wifes for her. She gets to me taking pictures at work that’s the only thing that she does… ( I can’t stand looking at her at work or talking about this an that.) Let’s get the truth out and and start trying to get your drunky as$ straight, starting off letting your baby daddy some credit. Im sorry but this chick really needs a someone to slap her *ss so hard and that poor guy of Chris I think that you need to find yourself someone way better then this crap.
The single mother sob story doesn’t work when you don’t have a job.- nik
