She Was Sleeping Around On Me The Whole 4 Years
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this is Jessica T, she was ...
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Nasty Niva
Posted in Houston, Would You? | March 18th, 2010
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik this bitch is so dumb, she cant get any ditzier. Her name is Nivine. shes arab, but she tells people shes persian. she has sex with so many guys. she dated some iranian guy that didnt know any english, thats how desperate she is. In all her pictures on facebook/myspace shes wearing a bra and underwear or absolutely nothing at all. Jesuss even when she goes out, shes practically nude. she always goes around asking her friends why people call her a slut? this whore needs a wake up call. people call her raccoon because of how heavy ger makeup is. She has about every single std, houston boys watchout. The worst thing is, she seriously thinks shes the HOTTEST girl around…so Nik would you?
Answer: no. Without all those layers of make up I’m sure her face is like the bark of a tree.
The Barbie Mafia
Posted in Houston, Would You? | March 17th, 2010
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik ugh these girls are Kourt and Susan and they are so annoying they actually call themselves the barbie mafia? Like don’t there need to be more than 2 people in a mafia? Anyways, they are sick and both have kids so they need to stay home instead of roaming the streets of downtown like hookers, its sad and annoying. They are both desperately trying to hold onto their babies dads but so far unsuccessfully, they only are with them when they can’t find anything else to bang! Anyways help these girls out Nik and tell them what’s up! If they offered you a barbie gang bang would you take em up on the offer?
I didn’t know they let rabbits with braces work at clubs.- nik
Expos Leading Lady
Posted in Houston, Texas | March 17th, 2010
THE DIRTY ARMY: I feel bad for the reputation you give yourself and your boyfriend Mike. Lori can’t stay out of the club scene and tries to disguise herself dying her hair, upon Mikes request. You need to get yourself checked into rehab for all the drugs you do. I mean, I’m sure your hubby Mike has money to check you into a nice facility right? Oh hold on a sec, probably not. Mike, you should pay up to the people you owe money to. I mean, how do you think Expo was opened in the first place? Business is slow and lets hope you can pick up the slack. That’s why your sales team are looking for other jobs and don’t stay there. Tell your gf Lori to stop spending all your money on co*e. Lori only stays with you cause you got her covered financially, cause we all know shes a broke little spic. Cause when you aren’t around, she has so many other guys shes sleeping with. Honestly I don’t know how. She looks tore up. How many stds have you already had Lori?
He will continue his 30k ways and keep lying to girls until he has to flea the country.- nik
Caption Of The Day
Posted in Caption of the Day, Houston, The Dirty | March 17th, 2010
DIRTY ARMY, here is your beautiful picture for “Caption of the Day”. You can’t be to safe? Please be funny and not racist.
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The guy in the back didn’t put very much effort into his drag outfit.
Courtney Hell Man
Posted in Houston | March 17th, 2010
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this b*tch is f*ckin crazy. dated some guy phillip and f*cked up his head. they finally broke up after idk how many years. shes trying everything she can to ruin his life now. wouldnt be surprised if she runs to mommy and daddy as usual and files some law suit on him. shes been around the block, neigborhood, and city. she dies her hair blond to look more white.. looks like SH*T. she knows how to talk sh*t but cant even back it up. rumor has it shes got the clap. everyone i know hates her. she has a limited amount of friends.
Very high cheek bones and Michael Jackson like nose, TRANNY much!- nik
Two’s Company
Posted in Houston | March 15th, 2010
THE DIRTY ARMY: So this is Allie or as everyone else calls her, Allie E-Skanks. She’s natalie’s bff (for now at least) She loves to talk about how she has all this money or as should would put it “rich n*gga sh*t” and loves to show off all her sh*t when really NO ONE CARES. This girl has slept with over 50 guys and just made laps around the bellaire boys n memorial boys. She has an eating disorder so she’s sickly skinny its disgusting. Her and Natalie, a.k.a “Nappy ho”, deserve each other. There disgusting pieces of trash that think “they’re on top” and everybody wants to be and all the guys want to f*ck them. uhhh ya right. bitch your so low I wouldnt touch either of you with a ten foot pole..
The brunette has a fupa and the other is a woodpecker with that beak she’s got.- nik
Jake The A-Hole Is Back
Posted in Houston | March 15th, 2010
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik “Jake the player” has returned.. to his d0uchebag ways..was all over this page about a year ago.. a year later.. still taking his shirt off.. still just a dumb meathead.. who would date this guy seriously.
I didn’t know your body could look like a douche too, It looks like one of his nipples is winking.- nik
Someone’s Mad At You Nik
Posted in Houston | March 15th, 2010
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, FIRST OFF, SHE IS A HOTTTIE! SHE AINT FAT AT ALL, AND SECOND SHES ALSO AN AMERICAN CITIZEN SO GET YOUR SH*T STRAIGHT. she might smoke weed once in a while but who gives a fu** everyone does. she is so sweet and actually everyone loves her. she doesnt go around sucking c*ck, she had a boyfriend for a real long time. dont be posting sh*t when you dont know her.
Everything you emailed me is the exact opposite. She is still a lardo, I decided.- nik
Houston Snob Thinks She Runs This City
Posted in Houston, The Dirty | March 15th, 2010
THE DIRTY ARMY: here, is Lauren Al*xandra she is always out at the clubs lookin for any guy to buy her a drink. she drives around in her daddys mercedes and thinks she is the hottest thing in houston. tell us nik would you buy her a drink and take a ride in her mercedes back to her place?
She is Orange and has a gut that a black dress cannot even hide. The only thing she needs to run is on a treadmill.- nik
University Of Houston Hottie
Posted in Houston, The Dirty | March 14th, 2010
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, I found this U of H hottie on Facebook, I think shes pretty hot!! She has been in Playboy Lingerie and looks gorgeous. Besides the fact she walks around campus like she owns the place she is pretty cool chick. What you think about his houston hottie nik?
I think she needs to lose about 4 pounds in her face (2 pounds in the nose and 2 pounds in the cheekers). Plus, I can tell she has a really bad REFUND Gap… her +2’s look like they hate each other.- nik
