THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this gay deserves to be called out who goes by the name of Rain Perez. You can find him on Instagram @RainPerez. His name alone gives off what I’m about to tell you. He is Houston’s most popular gay gold digger. He thinks everyone is jealous of him. You’re 19 years old, why do you have fake ass lips and botox like a Real Housewife? He doesn’t work or go to school but insists he’s a “trophy husband” and is constantly traveling back and forth between Houston, Los Angeles, and Miami. Hmmm, we all know what that means. Starting young… He’s linked with Nicolette Shea and Khloe “Scars” Terae. He would be nothing without his French sugar daddies. He dates all these foreign men because they’re the only ones dumb enough to fall for his bullsh*t. He’ll f*ck anything with money. Someone had to say this. No one is jealous of you.
His life is exactly what I want JV to do, but without the Gay parts. If there are any rich older women in the Newport Beach area looking for a late 20′s boy toy… Junior Varsity is ready. Email me [email protected] so I can approve.- nik