Friday 24th May 2013,
Nik Richie + Dirty Army intel, opinions, gossip, satire, and celebrities

Sloot Of The South

May 8, 2013 Houston 12 6,969 Views

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THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik this nasty bitch is Nina. She nothing better than an illiterate, whore who will have a baby by any dumb guy willing. This chick is one of the biggest pill heads on this side of Houston. She has 3 kids she doesnt take care of and another on the way. Its sad how she always puts up pictures of herself drinking, all messed up, with her kids in the back.Her poor little girl looks like she hasnt had a bath in days. Please put this sorry mother on blast. She needs to put down the pipe, and pill bottle.

How’d you explain that one to your kid?- nik



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Macy Osoria Is Not A Classy Aggie

May 7, 2013 Houston, Texas-AM 44 8,185 Views

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this girl is Macy Osoria. She likes to play the “good girl” role but she is absolutely disgusting. I dated her a few years ago and I can confirm a few things about this girl. She has contracted DRD twice and loves to take it up the butt. She is only 21 and has had breast implants, a chin implant, lip injections, and a nose job. If you ask me, she’ll look like Michael Jackson in a few years. However, she could probably use some lipo. Nik, what do you think?

Who is paying for all these procedures?- nik



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Turbo Decided To Take Your Advice

May 6, 2013 Houston, The Dirty, Turbo 29 85,143 Views

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, Turbo posted on her facebook a couple weeks ago:

“Took Nik Richie’s advice and found an amazing guy and I’m Moving outta Houston. Thank you for the advice luv!! Hit me up when you get a min xoxo.”

I personally think it won’t last like all her relationships but I wish her the best. She also took down all her sl*tty half naked pics down as well off Facebook and claims in another status she’s done with pills. Good luck to her! I’m a big fan.

Fan? As in you want to f*ck her given the opportunity. She is a dirty celebrity not a talented artist. Turbo needs to understand her inner beauty and health… all she does is chase a fake life in Houston. She doesn’t love herself and that is why she constantly seeks attention, especially from men who don’t matter… like me.- nik



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Seattle Sloot Loose In Houston

May 3, 2013 Dirty DUI, Houston, Seattle 14 6,437 Views

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik this DIRTY b*tch is named Alex Tagas. She called me throughout my pregnancy trying to talk me into ‘letting go of my husband’ bc she loved him so much. I doubt she remembers bc according to THREE other real women she did the same thing. She is just a filthy whore that will screw anything that looks like they might be able to provide for her. She has been convicted of 3 DUI’s. Moved from Seattle to Houston, I am not sure if it was to jump bond or what, but she is serious trouble. She is just a bad seed. I refuse to get into too much detail, but p*ssy has gotten her a long way!!! You can tell by the classy pics posted below!

That’s messed up.- nik



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Houston’s Worst Mother

May 3, 2013 Houston 34 8,290 Views

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THE DIRTY ARMY: Meet Susan. She’s the worst mother in Katy and on Earth! I dated her for a few months awhile back because I felt sorry for her. She was constantly asking me for money so she could buy things for her disabled children. I gave her $500 for her daughters medication (she’s autistic), but she spent the money on cke! I also found out that the whole time she was dating me, she was also dancing at Treasures! She told me she was a stay at home mom because most daycares won’t accept severely autistic children like her two are! Then I found out that she gave me **! She also has *** (I guess from all the needles), thank god I always wrapped it though! She has been fcking anyone who will give her money, then she uses it to buy drugs! I talked to her ex boyfriend Tim who told me the reason the kids have so many medical issues is because she used meth while she was pregnant! Watch out Houston, this mom will use and abuse your kindness and her own children!

Honesty is the best policy.- nik



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Texas State Train Wreck

May 2, 2013 Houston, Texas 21 9,736 Views

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THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik This frat groupie is Ashley Coronado. This girl is so gross and gross looking. She wasn’t shit in Katy even though she thinks she was. She has DD boobs with absolutely no bottom half. Unproportionate much? Even before coming to Texas State she slept with a ton of UH Pikes and now at Texas State she’s been ran through by quite a few of the fraternities. Nastiest bitch around and from what I’ve heard, if you ask her how many guys she’s slept with it’s always a different number…bless her heart. Every one here hates her and thinks she’s annoying and disgusting. She was in my sorority for hardly a week and was kicked out because my friend sent in her nasty facebook pics to exec, thank god. She even goes around saying she’s a DZ and then tried rushing ZTA and they cut her because every one knows what type of girl she is and they knew she tells everyone she’s a DZ. When you see her at parties, she’s a sloppy drunk, trying to fck any guy who ignores her and runs around acting like she’s the shit. OHHHHH AND I’ve seen 2 of the frats secret fb pages and she’s mentioned. One even said that no one’s allowed to invite her to formal. When you meet her she seems like a sweetheart but don’t be fooled and if you are then well, you’ll find out why all her friends hate her soon enough.

Her assets (DD’s) will soon be table toppers.- nik



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