Houston | Nik Richie + Dirty Army intel, opinions, gossip, satire, and celebrities - Part 4

45 South Mansloot

November 13, 2014 Houston 13


THE DIRTY ARMY: nik this autistic looking “man” is Timothy Harris born and raised in the shit hole that is known as Tx city. He’s 27 lives at home with his dad making 12 an hour. Not only will he bang anything that says hey to him. He will also get you pregnant and change his number the next day when your supposed to meet at dr office. He made my friend wait 2 hours. He still hasn\’t paid his half. His dick is tiny so idk why he thinks he’s the shit. You’ll find him at big texas in clear lake or smoking pot on the corner. watch out ladies if you get his snap chats DICK PICS GALORE. He was dating my friend the day before her birthday he was out with some other chick that messaged my friend and told her everything. Can someone kick his ass already?

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Ice Sloot

November 12, 2014 Houston 13

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THE DIRTY ARMY: nik this female (Sarah Rios) acts like a perfect female with her job and helping her daddy. But at night she smokes ice and bar hops. Using her boobs to get a guy to buy a beer or two for her than she will actually sleep with them for money. She comes off as a sweet female but the whole time she’s married to two guys. You can catch her on the south side of San Antonio or in a restroom snorting cocked or smoking ice while her son is in the car or at the house on his sleeping medication.

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Pappa’s Trainwreck

November 10, 2014 Houston 28

THE DIRTY ARMY: nik this trainwreck is Hana Mcorkle. I dont usually post shit like this cause i got shit to do but when i heard this bitch came into an establishment i have worked damn near 7 years for, walked up to the bar, n slapped a paying customer, id had enough. I worked with the father of her child- she lost custody of her baby because she is addicted to bars n chooses dudes over her daughter. Thankgod for marcus- hes amazing with her… the best part is THIS GIRL ^^ according to the bartenders- was SCREAMING you fat bitch! im no size 2… but this big bitch has no place callin ANY1 fat!!! AND the chick at the bar is pressing charges, the police came n interviewed them n sure enough shes goin to jail… i can speak on behalf of all of pappa’s when i say, fuck u hana. ur a terrible person, a flithy slut, n a drug addict. stay far away from our establishment or AGAIN u will be escorted out!!!!!!!! last i saw of this fatass, was her in a porno lookin fckin disgustin… wish i still had to post. #TRASH!!

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Jeraco Johnston: Undercover DEA

November 9, 2014 Houston, The Dirty 123


THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, it’s time that everyone needs to know whats really going on with Jeraco Johnston of Pasadena, TX. First off, he works as an undercover for the DEA and plays both sides of the fence by selling tens of thousands of dollars worth of cocaine on the side. He also uses cocaine, but you can’t really tell because he is a little overweight. I guess they don’t watch what he is doing because he works for them (DEA) as an undercover and has a very good job at Momentum Chevrolet located in Pasadena, TX. This is where the plot thickens as he has been manipulating work performed, estimates/invoices, and has stolen hundreds of thousands of dollars from owner W. Carroll Smith as Mr. Johnston is THE COLLISION DEPARTMENT DIRECTOR! I have seen him throw too many people under the bus via his undercover work with the DEA while continues to sell cocaine, use cocaine, and misappropriate funds at Momentum Chevrolet as he has since he was promoted to collision department director. In conclusion, I would like to say: Jeraco…HERES YOUR SIGN BRO!!!!

I like that tie.- nik

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Monica thot Banuelos

November 7, 2014 Houston, San Antonio 57

THE DIRTY ARMY: Monica Banuelos This thot of a mother is out in the bar every weekend with her ugly ass crew!! She has been around and it’s time someone called this skank out! She has the worst boob job I have ever seen and I feel bad for her son and her felon baby daddy! This girl runs through guys like crazy! Living the bar life! She has the shape of a 13 year old boy those boobs need to be redone and her sleeping around is madness! She puts everyone on here including her bro in law Lou and Adrianna so now karma is a bitch!

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East Coast Vegas

November 5, 2014 Houston, Las Vegas 10

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, I don’t even know where to begin. So I met this guy out in Vegas who goes by the Dennis Fertitta aka @EastCoastVegas who claims he knows you and that you two are buddy buddy and invited me over to his table (his buddies table, mind you he doesn’t have the money he’s always trying to brag about) so me and my girlfriends are talking to him and one of our gay friends we’re with grabs me and says “He’s telling me he’ll pay me to go give him a golden shower and some role play.” Mind you, this guy is trying to make everyone believe he’s straight. So our friend tells him he has an incurable drd in hopes of him becoming uninterested and we could leave but it turns out Dennis ACTUALLY has the drd my friend lied about having and told him he had to tell him by law. I grabbed my friend and we all left that loser. This same guy who claims to be best friends with you, Alki David, & Tilman Fertitta’s “nephew”, claims to have a “G3″, and claims to drive a Phantom, actually lives in a crappy apartment in some hillbilly city called Sugarland, Texas and drives a 1992 Corolla. I just thought I’d let you know this compulsive liar is going around Vegas claiming to be close with you. I don’t know about you Nik but I don’t want to be associated with Quagmire from Family Guy looking botched plastic surgery victim, not even your airbrushing app can save those dropping Tijuana cheek implants. 21k followers but can’t even get up to 100 likes. What a sad case.

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Rhahim Smith and his teen girlfriend

November 5, 2014 Houston, Manhattan, New York 8

THE DIRTY ARMY: Rhahim Smith is a 23 year old man that plays online video games like GTAV and trolls the lobbies looking for little girls to stalk.He lies about his age and says he is 19.He is currently in a relationship with a 16 year old girl named Sammii.They send eachother nude pics and im pretty sure thats child porn somebody needs to stop this pedo.He blames it on his mental illness but knows its wrong and continues to do it so everyone look out for your teenage daughters this sicko is a thirsty old creep.

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Turbo Really Is A Mom

November 4, 2014 Houston, The Dirty, Turbo 109


I guess Turbo really is a mother. I didn’t believe it at first, but I was bored surfing through my Facebook email and look what I found. Congrats Turbo!- nik


Turbo Better Not Be A Mother

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