Monday 20th May 2013,
Nik Richie + Dirty Army intel, opinions, gossip, satire, and celebrities

I Don’t Like Big Butts

April 27, 2013 Houston, The Dirty 35 86,785 Views

THE DIRTY ARMY: Okay, being a white girl with a larger than life ass myself, I DO NOT understand where this is all coming from! I think its absolutely disgusting that women are adding fake implants to their ass cheeks. Niki Minaj has ruined the image of beauty. I am totally grossed out when I see a girl whose ass is bigger than her face. Personally, I try very hard to keep my ass in check, and when Im wearing yoga pants and it jiggles it freaks me out! Nik, please tell me WHY this is happening. I think its just more proof of society’s downfall.

That looks like a birthday cake in her ass. Big butts are no fun unless your Greg is 8+ inches. I decided.- nik



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Fugly Groupie Volume 2

April 26, 2013 Houston 2 9,930 Views

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik this whore should be sent to a senior care center .. Sabrina whaley is dirtier than a bar rag .. She’s drd positive which is actually hard to believe considering the look of her .. A liar and an all around whore who loves m*th. Her skin has scabies and she preys on any dude who she can convince to sleep with her .. You will find her at any bar in Texas or Nashville she’s the last one to leave at the end of a night hoping to find someone belligerent to look her way .. She will even supply the drugs for the festivities. She needs a retirement home rehab or a pistol. Shes jobless so if you come across this mongloid push her scooter as far away as u can



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Beware Of Houston’s Channel 2 Traffic Reporter Jennifer Reyna

April 26, 2013 Houston, The Dirty 115 83,436 Views

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, Jennifer Reyna is a traffic reporter for channel 2 news station in Houston and also a representative for KSBJ (the Christian radio station). Miss Reyna has spent her life portraying herself as an angel, when in reality, she accepts gifts from married men and sleeps with them. She even slept her way to the middle by sucking the D of the big man at Channel 2. It’s a shame that she has to stoop to that level to get laid – she’s just desperate because she’ll never get married looking like the bride of chunky troll doll. I personally know that she was sleeping with at least 5 guys at one time. Reyna, you can keep digging for gold all you want, but you’re still gonna come up with nickels. Ladies she’s fake and she is not a true friend – beware if she’s spending time with your significant other.

I can see why she does traffic… she doesn’t have the look for weather.- nik



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Juan Pachanga

April 23, 2013 Houston 146 10,592 Views

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THE DIRTY ARMY: Dear Nik, I am a fan of your site. I would never thought I would be a victim of being called a Fag from a gay guy but it happened. I was also threatened by Juan Pachanga. You see me and Juan had a ongoing relationship for the last year. Yes the guy whose calling me a F*G is also gay. But wait it this guy also had a gf whose his baby momma. He told me he was only with her so she won’t put him on child support. But I was being lied to. When he would say he was off traveling for work he was with me. Yes Margie he was with me. How can he do those things with his mouth and turn around and kiss me. He says that he has girls numbers and have to talk to girls to keep up his promoter status. He does not want to come out and say he’s gay cause he is the best PROMOTER IN Houston and it will hurt his reputation. He says that he is needed for the clubs. He makes them money. He says guys want to be like him and girls want him. Hey right Juan! Your gay and I’m blasting you right now. You gave me an drd and you said you changed. You hurt me and told me you loved me. How can you play guys and girls. He’s a sick individual. All he does is lie! You threatened me and said I will get my ass beat. Well bring it on Juan. Your a little bastard. I hope Margie and who ever else reads this knows about him. Burn in hell Juan “drd BISEXUAL” Pachanga! O and NIK here are a few people I know he slept with and they should go get checked out by a Dr ASAP. Emily Guerrio, Rachel Pizzitola, Rozaie D, Wilson Llorens, Cindy “cin” and Margie Guillen THANK YOU NIK!!s



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Dead Beat Sperm Donor

April 23, 2013 Dirty Predator, Houston 19 8,151 Views

THE DIRTY ARMY: Meet Jay Harris. This absolute piece of shit is what a dead beat sperm donor looks like… he is (ir)responsible for four children (I’m still banking there’s a fifth), all of whom he has nothing to do with. He dumped each baby momma like yesterday’s trash after she came up pregnant, then moved on to the next piece of ass he’d been tapping. He presents himself well… I was his friend for almost 10 years before his lies and habits caught up with him. He fooled a lot of people He is a sick, narcissistic, pathetic, waste of humanity. Most recently, he abandoned his premature son in NICU. I guess he found it befitting since the baby momma defied him and wouldn’t “give it up” as he demanded in a text message. No thanks to him, his son is doing well and a true miracle. I find him a perfect Predator candidate (since I didn’t see ‘fcking Pile of Shit’ category). What do you think, Nik… blast-worthy?

Not really but I’ll let it slide.  Population control.- nik



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Raquel Longley

April 23, 2013 Houston 16 5,824 Views

THE DIRTY ARMY: Raquel Longley the pimp. She is the owner of a small modeling agency and it is legit (although she doesnt pay the ladies). I found out through my married friend who hired a few prostitutes from her to come to their hotel room. She delivers. The modeling agency she owns is Time Talent and so far, 5 ladies that I personally know that have worked with her are all still waiting to get paid. Personally if I were a lady I would not work with her based on the fact that she has a secret prositution business. However if that does not convince you ask her models if they have ever been payed. Dont ask the ones she recommends you to ask, ask a lady she doesnt recommend. Because of course she will try to dispell rumors by recommending certain women. I personally do not have anything against her. Just trying to keep inocent ladies from being dragged into an unwanted territory.

She must set her ‘girls’ up for tips….just saying.- nik



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