Sunday 19th May 2013,
Nik Richie + Dirty Army intel, opinions, gossip, satire, and celebrities

Dallas Cowboys Cheerleader Colleen Meghan Is America’s Sweetheart

April 17, 2013 Dallas, Dirty Cheerleaders, Houston, The Dirty 0 84,890 Views

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, I found something great for the dirty army. Was at the Sinical Magazine anniversary party. I almost didn’t believe it when fetish porn star Lexa Lusty told us her new training routine for the Dallas Cowboy Cheerleaders. But when she hit the stage and the DJ announced the stunning DCC Colleen Meghan I had to pull out my phone and get it on video. If you’re a cowboy fan like me or you just love the cheerleaders you know how pristine their image is. This is truly a rare find. If this is any sign of what CMT’s “Making The Team” will be like next season I’ll be sure to tune in for that. This was on saturday 4/13/13 at The Cover Girl Caberet in Houston Tx. Here’s the video of it with proof. Amazing!

Just the way Jerry Jones likes them.- nik



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Sleezy Aggie Ratchet

April 17, 2013 Houston, Texas-AM 23 6,529 Views

THE DIRTY ARMY: Okay Check this Nik, This ratchet is known as Adelaide Bradley claims to be dating me and has not figured out that I know she has been cheating on me the last two weeks. But little does she know I got tested last week for c**ydia and sure enough the test results came back positive. I hope her and all her sexual partners enjoy my gift! Thanks and Gig ‘em.



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Houston Rocket’s Is The Next Nicki Minaj

April 10, 2013 Hollywood, Houston, Houston Rockets 13 9,083 Views

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, a lot of people out here in Hollywood are saying HR doesn’t have what it takes to make it in the hip hop world… but they are all haters and have no idea what talent is.  I’m telling you guys, HR is the next Nicki Minaj.  She has so much talent and her flow and style is so unique.  Haters keep hatin’, while she runnin’ to the bank.  Do your thing boo boo.

Houston Rockets will always be admired for her +2′s and nothing else. I decided.- nik



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Speed Demon

April 9, 2013 Houston, Would You? 47 6,203 Views

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik would you with Lindsey? She works at Valentino Vin Bar and I’m sure guys hit on her all the time; not to mention she’s married. I wouldn’t want my wife working in a bar.

Answer: No, she’s managed to lose her belt in herself.



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Down For Anybody

April 4, 2013 Houston 11 10,351 Views

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik this whore will sleep with any black or Mexican guy that will take her out and feed her fat ass. She is confused and thinks she is straight from Mexico or the ghetto WHO TALKS LYKE DIS AN WILL SUK A DIX FOR A QUICK BUCK. Had two stds before giving them to two guys. Makes fun of white people even though is IS WHITE! Will text and send pictures to any man to feel like she is sexy or worth something….even if they are in a relationship. This lard ass is disgusting and fake…..I don’t think she could paint on anymore blue eyeshadow or fake brows.

Sport tops would help with her back issues..- nik



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Low Sex Drive

April 3, 2013 Houston, Vancouver 6 8,519 Views

THE DIRTY ARMY: nik dude Acts like a nice guy but blows girls off for others and has some strange disease. He’s from Houston BC and thinks he’s hot shit but is a buck tooth loser and need to stop treating women like shit!

That money in his pants makes him look like a gay for pay.  I’d also like to know the reason for wearing a belt over gym shorts…- nik



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