Twin Peaks Stank

July 16, 2014 Houston 14

THE DIRTY ARMY: This girl is Markie, She has been used by half of Texas. She first of all looks like an alien. second of all shes only used by guys to have sex with. and she aint even all that. she thinks she so bad and in reality she is a washed up river rat. from hooters to twin peaks. sure is keeping the reputation alive. STAY THE HELL AWAY, im sick of having men come in and complain that you gave them something.. nasty little girl! grow up, do your job and put your p*** away before it turn’s green and fall’s off.

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Houston’s Biggest Sl*t Loser

July 14, 2014 Houston 25

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this is Celestina Jane Villagomez. The biggest nastiest slut, whore, piece of sh*t girl in Houston. Here is her next victim. The poor guy doesn’t even know that she’s going to play him, use him, and cheat on him like damn pig. She is going to sleep with whatever guy she can sleep with during their relationship because thats how she iz! boy i hope he gets disease testing soon because he will need it. Anybody that hangs out with this girl will get sweet talked into and sucked into a nightmare. She will infest you so be careful! Celeste, you are 30 years old! when are you going to grow up?! Your future is down the drain because u have no morals!!

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Persian Madness

July 9, 2014 Houston, The Dirty 245

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, I don’t know where to begin, these so called PERSIANS think they run houston because of the “money” they have BUT dont want to spend it. They’re a disgrace I always see them at the club with different RATCHET girls and at the end of the night going home with different broads and they call themselves “classy” theres nothing classy about a girl throwing up outside of your car window. One of them thinks hes a “pimp” because he takes pictures with everyone claiming he works at the clubs just so he can get fame, the other one drives a car thats not even his and f*cks every girl that comes his way, the other one just got out of jail and now dipped out because he thinks hes better than everyone else just because he makes money and the other ones are NOTHING but show offs. My friend even showed me some pictures from that fat bitch keep sending her pictures of his shit thinking he can get her, step aside hes the most show off BUT doesn’t get ANY.  Every single one of these Arabs do nothing but screw girls over and lie to get out SOMEONE please TELL THEM THIS IS NOT THE MIDDLE EAST and that theyre not GODS.

There is no such thing as Persians.- nik

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Arian Foster’s Worst Nightmare

July 8, 2014 Hollywood, Houston, The Dirty 141


THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, Arian Foster’s alleged baby mama, Brittany Norwood, gave birth to Gatsby Alexander Norwood Foster last Monday in Houston. As you broke, Nik, Norwood claimed that the NFL star tried to force her into having an abortion but Foster claims he’s got recording claiming that as false. Foster apparently knows about the birth but hasn’t acknowledged if he is the father or not.

The ‘bunny trap’ is real. People whisper about it, but these bunnies make sure condoms are not involved for a reason.- nik

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Alyssa Cevallos

July 3, 2014 Houston 53

THE DIRTY ARMY: nik this slut has left a trail of sucked d***s from Houston to the Corpus Hooters to the paper in Austin. She thinks she’s super inspirational but really she’s an idiot who can’t pass her classes without sucking someone’s d***.

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Gisele Aka Speed Racer Is MIA

July 2, 2014 Houston, The Dirty 52

THE DIRTY ARMY:  Nik, I can’t seem to find Gisele aka Speed Racer online anymore. Does anyone know what website she webcams on? I just broke up with my girlfriend and I need to live my life. Relationships are for morons. I dated someone for 15 days like an idiot. I don’t know how people can do months at a time. Girls are made for sex not flowers. DA, help please. All I need is a link for some paid release.

I don’t think she looks like that anymore. Last I heard she gained a ton of weight.- nik

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Rachel Campbell: New meaning of Man

July 2, 2014 Houston 8

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, Rachel Campbell went to Magnolia Highschool and anyone who went there with us, knows she is nothing but a dirty girl. She would go out all the time, while lying to her then boyfriend, and hook up with other guys and then play the innocent victim. You would think going to College at BLINN would have helped her but she still tries to talk to other guys while she is in a relationship. Although she denies it, she obviously started using some type of steroids (after she stopped other hardcore drugs) so she looks like a straight up man now and just a nasty bitch. Be careful people, and steer your men (and women) away from her. FYI the pictures were taken while she had a boyfriend…

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Sloppy Salinas

July 1, 2014 Houston 23

THE DIRTY ARMY: Whores ex stripers just look at them living off ur tax $ popping pills when prego San Antonio s finest trash

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