THE DIRTY ARMY: I wanted to tell you about this piece of trash Sarah Batson. She tells everyone she’s a model AND made her own “model page”. But if you look at her unedited photos (the ones she makes sure not to post, that the photographers post before edits) you can tell that she is far from any kind of “model”. She still lives at home with mommy, but her mom lets her have different guys over every night of the week. I went to school with her and she was one of the fat chicks who banged black guys. Now she’s saying she’s a “personal trainer” and has “clients” just because she goes to the gym once a week. She’s currently working at Hooters in Webster. She waited on my friend and his 67 year old dad and told them all about her one night stands and how she has her vagina pierced and she’s getting a boob job and showed them pictures of her tits, then tried to get his number even though he made it clear he was married with a baby on the way. She always complains about “where are the good guys at” and how she’s classy, but she’s always posting naked pictures and bangs any guy the first time they hang out then says they’re “leading her on”. She was sleeping with one of my friends who talked her into doing an Eiffel tower with a guy she never met at a party while people were walking in an out of the bedroom and denies it saying that she was drunk. She dated my tattoo artist and he had to end things because she got super obsessive and would wait outside his shop for him after he cut her off.