THE DIRTY ARMY: Meet Susan. She’s the worst mother in Katy and on Earth! I dated her for a few months awhile back because I felt sorry for her. She was constantly asking me for money so she could buy things for her disabled children. I gave her $500 for her daughters medication (she’s autistic), but she spent the money on cke! I also found out that the whole time she was dating me, she was also dancing at Treasures! She told me she was a stay at home mom because most daycares won’t accept severely autistic children like her two are! Then I found out that she gave me **! She also has *** (I guess from all the needles), thank god I always wrapped it though! She has been fcking anyone who will give her money, then she uses it to buy drugs! I talked to her ex boyfriend Tim who told me the reason the kids have so many medical issues is because she used meth while she was pregnant! Watch out Houston, this mom will use and abuse your kindness and her own children!

Honesty is the best policy.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik This frat groupie is Ashley Coronado. This girl is so gross and gross looking. She wasn’t shit in Katy even though she thinks she was. She has DD boobs with absolutely no bottom half. Unproportionate much? Even before coming to Texas State she slept with a ton of UH Pikes and now at Texas State she’s been ran through by quite a few of the fraternities. Nastiest bitch around and from what I’ve heard, if you ask her how many guys she’s slept with it’s always a different number…bless her heart. Every one here hates her and thinks she’s annoying and disgusting. She was in my sorority for hardly a week and was kicked out because my friend sent in her nasty facebook pics to exec, thank god. She even goes around saying she’s a DZ and then tried rushing ZTA and they cut her because every one knows what type of girl she is and they knew she tells everyone she’s a DZ. When you see her at parties, she’s a sloppy drunk, trying to fck any guy who ignores her and runs around acting like she’s the shit. OHHHHH AND I’ve seen 2 of the frats secret fb pages and she’s mentioned. One even said that no one’s allowed to invite her to formal. When you meet her she seems like a sweetheart but don’t be fooled and if you are then well, you’ll find out why all her friends hate her soon enough.

Her assets (DD’s) will soon be table toppers.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Chance Ford the Baker St. creeper of 17yr old hostesses. I wonder when they are going to turn you in for getting them drinks and then saying you are going to tell if they don’t put out. This guy is now almost 50. Oh and don’t forget about his nose candy problem too always can find a nice little sack in his pocket when working long late nights. What a career Chance 50yr old creeper still serving drinks at Baker St. Pub. Hope your buddy does not find out you are still banging his girl while he is working best friends LMAO. I don’t know why Baker St. is still hiring this 50yr old to be there bartender.

There must be a camera slung over his right shoulder, the only reason he’s given attention.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Hey Nik,If you are ever in Houston and need a nice semi white chick to swallow your dirty greg, I heard Sadie Paschall is probably the best girl for the job. You can find her on the West side of the dirty H-Town. Right now she doesn’t charge for her dirty services, but everyone is sure she will be charging soon so get it while its still semi good!! She’s big into the EDM scene and her and her friends are so trashy its cool. She wears FUZZY FCKING BOOTS every day of the week. College? NO WAY, Thats LAME! she’s gonna make it big being a promotor for electronic shows! Awesome Idea girl! There’s a pretty clever trick to getting insider her pants……What you’re gonna need is some DRUGS, Thats all….Sadie loves drugs, sex, and dub-step and she’s going places. Watch out though she might or might not have had countless male partners, I heard she might or might not have given a guy Ch*** last spring. She takes birth control so you can finish inside of her I heard….It’s totally cool, though if you get her pregnant, she just might or might not get another ABORTION!!!! (just ask dirty sean melton, he might or might not know something about it!).

Rave promoters get free entry, hardly considered a job.- nik