Huntington Beach

Nik, You Are The Best

Posted in Cellan, Huntington Beach, The Dirty


THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, Cellan stuff works awesome. Not going to lie to you, I didn’t believe it until I saw the transformation in my bestfriend. My summer body is almost here, only wish I would have started in February and not 3 weeks ago.

People don’t be afraid to take your shirt off this summer. Also, please keep submitting results to TheDirty. Great work towards a fat free world!- nik

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She Should Switch Up Her Game

Posted in Huntington Beach, The Dirty

Huntington Beach,ca,

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, look at this picture. It speaks for itself, I’m a local bartender in OC and this is what I deal with, only this one is wow unreal.  Some girls just like being with a lot of guys.  Not my issue, but does she have to bring them all to the same bar?

What is her name? We need to alert the OC folk to stay away.- nik

What Do You Think About Mamadou Ndiaye

Posted in Dirty Athletes, Huntington Beach, Newport, The Dirty


THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, have you heard of Senegalese teen Mamadou Ndiaye that stands at 7’5 and is junior at Brethren Christian in Huntington Beach?  Everyone thinks he is going to be some NBA star, but personally I just see another Greg Oden bust.  He is tall as sh*t but he sucks, check out this video, I don’t see an NBA star in this kid at all, do you?

Three things: 1) This is cheating 2) I want a bone morrow 3) Why is he not playing for Mater Dei?- nik

Possible Port-A-Potty Alert

Posted in Huntington Beach, Porta Potty, The Dirty

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, now I love your website, I’ve made a few posts, seen a ton of people on here I know. None like this situation though. I have to ask your opinion. So this is Trista Tapia, with her “boyfriend” Dale Hersh. Is it just me or does this look like a Port-A-Potty situation. I mean, she isn’t even 21, and he looks about 38+? She’s a “promo model” but since they take trips to the Bahamas, I doubt she’s paying for that with her paychecks. Her brother races professional motocross making it easy for her to meet some loaded old men. Porta Potty?

Sorry, but she is not hot enough to be on anybodies payroll.- nik

Beware Of Local Thief

Posted in Dirty Predator, Huntington Beach

BEWARE of local THEIF

BEWARE of local THEIF

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, Ryan Huss, will do anything in his power to earn your trust and then take everything he possibly can. If you know him, come across him, or he encounters you in any way, BEWARE! He has stolen hundreds of dollars, along with many precious valuables from a few good samaritans who had the heart to help him out. Ryan will say and do anything to divert any accusations towards him. He will try and pity you into helping him out even with just a few bucks while walking around with hundreds of dollars in his pockets he has stolen from other people he likes to call his “friends.” If you allow him in your life…GOOD LUCK!

He doesn’t play the guitar.  I decided.- nik

This Girl Is Nuts

Posted in Huntington Beach, Would You?

This Bi**h is nuts

This Bi**h is nuts

This Bi**h is nuts

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this girl is crazy. She jumps from job to job to job, bought a new car and got daddy to get her yet another new one a few months later and no has +2s. She’s a fun girl and we always have a good time but I feel like she has no idea where shes going in life. Would you?

Answer: No, she’s got an alcoholics body and a puffy face, also from alcohol.

What Do You Think About OC Blondie Tessa Elizabeth

Posted in Huntington Beach, The Dirty, UCLA, Would You?

THE DIRTY ARMY: Hey Nik, so I wanted to show you this girl that I’ve been noticing lately around Orange County. She goes by the name of Tessa Elizabeth. She’s currently living in Orange County and has been working at those Vietnamese Coffee Houses where the waitresses dress in lingerie and bikinis. She also did some modeling for Import Turner, BDazzled Swim Wear, and other lingerie lines. Word is although she acts like a h*e by working at coffee houses, she actually is nice and not stuck up. Also, based on her photos she hangs out with only Asians. She’s currently dating a dancer by the name of Dumbo who’s from Poreotics, the dance crew that won in the last season of America’s Best Dance Crew. By the age of 21, she’s worked at least 4 different Vietnamese coffee shops, has had breast implants, and buys shoes that are worth $900 a pair. Oh yeah, she isn’t a natural blonde but I am sure you would like her better as a blonde anyway. So, would you with this false blondie and if not give me at least two reasons why. Thanks!

Answer: No, she smells like noodles by default.

Circus Clowns

Posted in Huntington Beach

Circus Clowns

Circus Clowns

Circus Clowns

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, if these strung out clowns aren’t at their local parks making balloon animals out of their h*roin filled balloons, they are “mobbin” somewhere to “RAGE”. These kids think they are the sh*t, but really they are just a group of junkies who will pass out anywhere, or with anyone. Her**n doesn’t care about looks, as long as they have good veins. The girls they get with are nasty and if they aren’t sharing their DRD through chicks, its through the needle they poke themselves with. These little boys need to wake up, quit the circus, and join reality. No one wants a bunch of CLOWNS around.

That first pic woulda been a perfect time to grab some killer content(from dudes blackberry)…just saying.- nik

Everyone Loves Molly

Posted in Huntington Beach, The Dirty, UCLA

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this is Molly. I think she is BEAUTIFUL. Absolutely stunning and you are so picky I have to know, what you think about her exactly, and no disrespect to Shayne.  But would you with Molly?

Answer: No, I don’t do drugs or real breasts past a C-cup.

Lying Shoreline Sloot Jacob

Posted in Huntington Beach

Lying Shoreline Slut Jacob

Lying Shoreline Slut Jacob

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this is Jacob Hurd. If your ever looking for some easy, small d*ck, shoreline hookah is where you will find him. And to think he actually told me he liked me, but I always see him at shore with a new sloot. Shocked that he even gets the time of day with them all, but then again those girls give it to anyone. Don’t listen to this douchebag’s lies, he only wants to get into your pants.

That towel comes off on chat roulette whether its a guy or not.  I decided.- nik