THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, Arian Mirhosseini is the biggest loser and weird creeper in the world. He’s 21 and goes to Club Starz (a High School ages club) in Orange County every single time. He goes to hook up with High School aged girls that are around 15 years old and brags about how big of a player he is for hooking up with them. He thinks he is a huge player for getting girls in High School when he can’t get a girl his age. He is known for hitting on these girls and trying to touch them inappropriately on the dance floor and trying to get them to have sex with him. This loser also tells people that he went to a boarding school in Europe as a soccer star and that he’s traveled all over Europe when in reality he was in Los Angeles at his grandma’s house. Not only is this d-bag a liar, but he is also a huge stoner and does nothing but get high and drink. He also thinks he looks European when he is really a retarded looking typical Persian.
I still don’t understand the concept of underage nightclubs. The whole thing sounds illegal. All the guys are 25 and all the girls are 14.- nik