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Predator Sesh On The Net

Posted in Huntington Beach, Would You? | March 19th, 2010

Shay Maria

Shay Maria

THE DIRTY ARMY:  Nik, I found this hottie after a lengthy predator sesh on the internets. turns out she lives down the street from me in buena park…. apparently shes 19. would you?

Answer:  No, I don’t sleep with anything that resembles the 909.

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Redneck Fembot

Posted in Huntington Beach, Would You? | March 18th, 2010

REDNECK FEMBOT

THE DIRTY ARMY: Hey Nik! Here is Ashley Jun** age 22 a True Redneck Fembot! Talk about stupid taking photos on your cell while trying on UGLY ASS lingerie! Have to ask you Nik! Would you??

Answer: no.  Her legs look like punching bags and we all know that that shirt makes her non +2’s look bigger.

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Another Tattoo Douche

Posted in Huntington Beach | March 17th, 2010

Another Tattoo douche

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, douchey tattoos are sweeping the nation– And wtf is with chicks tattooing candy on themselves? None of that sh*t is meaningful… This chick is going to look f*king retarded when shes 50 and grocery shopping. Another beautiful face ruined by ugly tattoos or what some like to call “art”…. that thing on her arm is retarded. This girl will never get a job and will go nowhere in life.

Haven’t you learned anything she only looks that way cause of photoshop…she is rugged in person.- nik

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#1 Hommie Hopper

Posted in Dirty MySpace, Huntington Beach | March 17th, 2010

myspaces #1 hommie hopper

myspaces #1 hommie hopper

myspaces #1 hommie hopper

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik this is keri l*** 20 yrs old of long beach. she trys soooo hard she wants to be a pharmacist but yet shes bi polar. dont think that works out very well. lmao. alllll her pictures are done very MYSPACE STYLE. i think she’s f*cked almost every guy off of myspace. and everyone says she’s crrrrrrrrrrrrrrrazy… dont touch her guys u might end up with the bad case of herpies the next morning. or even the itch from down under hahah DIRRTY BITCH.

She wants to be a pharmacist for the drugs, lets be honest.- nik

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This Has To Be Your Brunette

Posted in Huntington Beach | March 15th, 2010

This has to be your burnette..

This has to be your burnette..

THE DIRTY ARMY:  Nik, I am a girl and I think this chick is Gorgeous!!! Shes a burnette now.. but what do u think. Her name is Regina, I believe you two are ment for each other.

She looks kind of old to me and I wish she would stay blonde so she didn’t look as Mexican.- nik

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Full-time Model

Posted in Huntington Beach, Would You? | March 12th, 2010

Full-time Model

Full-time Model

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik why do all myspace models & go-go’s have manly faces? would you let her grease up your pole Nik?

Answer: never shes a horse.  Plastic surgery couldn’t chisel that thing down to where it should be.

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Would You With This Dude

Posted in Dirty Cheerleaders, Huntington Beach | March 12th, 2010

Would you dude?

Would you dude?

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik would you do this big green bird machine? She is very flexible and dances like a wild animal. lol. .

Answer: no.  She has let her body go, she celebrates 4:20 too much.

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The Green Machine

Posted in Huntington Beach, Would You? | March 12th, 2010

Would you?

Would you?

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, would you do this big green bird machine? She is very flexible and dances like a wild animal. lol..

ANSWER: No, you can see her fat rolls because her dress is 2 sizes to small, but I’m sure someone purple would.- nik

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To Catch A Predator

Posted in Huntington Beach | March 10th, 2010

To Catch a Predator

To Catch a Predator

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this dude’s name is Josh D he is a predator and needs to be exposed. First of all i met this guy in vegas last weekend, figured i’d never see him again, but he kept calling and so on. I went home this weekend to orange county, i flaked on him, he got all butthurt. At any rate, long story short i go onto his facebook and he has pictures of him doing the shocker, and there is this broad who responds and says.”you used that on me, mmm” and he replied “you know it baby”..in then i got on her profile and see comments from him calling her baby and all sorts. I look and she graduated from high school in 09, and he is 25 years old with a son, and not with his baby momma.

Are you surprised? It’s O.C. if you’re not robbing cradle you’re part of the gay/les community.- nik

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Nuff Said

Posted in Huntington Beach | March 10th, 2010

NUFF SAID

NUFF SAID

THE DIRTY ARMY: This sexy misters name is Caitlin G**s, he thinks he’s one of those girls who can pull of short hair because he has t*ts and wears dresses but he was sadly mistaken…SUCKS. Sorry, but having a boyfriend for 5 years doesn’t make you straight OR appealing none the less..

He looks like a grade school P.E. coach.- nik

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