THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, meet Ariano or, as I call him, the Abominable H*e-man of Huntington Beach. He’s a Singer/MC. We were together from April until about 3 weeks ago. He’s a dream killer of the worst kind. He likes to portray himself as this wounded artist who just wants love but its a facade. A few months into our relationship red flags popped up due to his behavior on Facebook. He’d tell me his FB was for business only & that he needed to keep something in his life private so he never mentioned me. He acted like he was in a boy band & if others knew about me he’d lose fans or something! He said the girls contacting him on FB were just “fans” but I knew better so I put a key logger on my laptop, got his FB password, & read every message back to the day we met. I was initially worried about 1 girl but found so many many more! Talk about hoes in different area codes! He didn’t just have sex with random girls he carried on full relationships with them. He’d tell them I was a crazy Ex as a preventative measure. I went through his phone too & found that he was sending out mass texts to me & his other girls. He called us all “My luv”, “Luv”, & “Queen.” He’d tell the others he was in a “recording session” when he was with me. After the FB/Phone incident he blocked me on FB, put a key lock on his phone, & wouldnt bring me around his friends or family. I took him back after he begged, even though I knew better, but it never changed. I wanted to believe he was really the person I met but that person never existed. Nothings real when dealing with a Sociopath. By the end I became someone I didn’t know. I was paranoid, unhappy, & literally going crazy. He’s a master manipulator & will turn every situation around on you. He’ll say I bullied him via text & email. It’s true. I did. I said some vitriolic & mean sh*t and vicious threats were thrown from both sides. It’s the most mentally abusive relationship Ive been in. However, after serial cheating, repeatedly lying, & being a fraud if all he got were a bunch of nasty emails & texts then he got off lucky! I’ll never know how many women he slept with or the extent of his lies. He says he has abandonment issues & I say if you don’t want to be abandoned then dont cheat & lie. And, if you’re going to lack loyalty, honor, & pride by doing such things then don’t leave a paper-trail so you get caught! The only redeemable quality about the Abominable H*e-man is the size of his Greg. It’s a good 10 inches & he likes for people to know it. He’s an equal opportunity sloot wrangler & he brags about the over 500 women he’s slept with & says every ex of his is crazy. I now know why they’re crazy, because he drives them crazy. He’s the definition of a Crazymaker & I consider this post a god damn public service announcement.

Why do I get the feeling he wrote this himself…street cred maybe, yes street cred (try thinking like a 40 year old white wannabe rapper).- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this girl is Kimberly Lawrence. She is a grade A sl*t and will go for any guy who gives her attention.  Oh and she likes to do mth and have lesbian sex with her on and off again best friend Felicia Johnson. What a catch right?

If you were deep sea fishing then yes, otherwise no.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this is Hector Ortiz, you can often see his woman beating ass at the Goathill, pats pub, or any other dive bar. He is a no good abuser, who thinks he owns the city. He has a child that he has never met, or given a penny to. The motherly lady pictured is his current girlfriend (punching bag). Shes a real winner. A 40 something, smelly faced slore. She babies him like a son, tells him to do his homework, change his outfits, etc… Its disgusting to see. I am a former “friend” of his, and i know his secrets. He is a self hating homosexual, thats why he beats women. Women dont get him off like a man does. SO he gets angry and takes it out on woman. All the steroids made his junk useless, and to top it off hes not even that ripped. What was the point of doing steroids. Kristen, Honey…. Run Before you become a Punching Bag like all the other girls.

I wonder if he punches those +2′s?- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: FINALLY! Someone put this chick on blast. This girl (I use that term loosely; she has a face only a mother or radio could love) is your typical HB fame-seeker. Her “modeling career” is laughable. These pictures are offensive to modeling, and people with eyes. Her greatest talent isn’t posing, it’s taking your food order at Fred’s on Main Street.

Fred’s use to have the hottest chicks working there, but now its downhill goth.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this is Viktoria Finkleberg. She is INSANE.  She has driven a few guys to commit suicide and her high school boyfriend followed through with it. She plays mind games worse than Inception. When things go sour in her relationships she fakes a pregnancy! But says they “never had sex” This girl is CRAZY and every guy and girl out there should be warned to stay away from this wacko.

Get that mole removed, it is messing with my head.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this is Brittany Marie Flores, or as she prefers to be known as Pebbles. She parades around downtown Huntington Beach likes shes hot as sh*t. EVERY picture she poses for is the same! Always with her stupid pouty lips. She thinks she is going to be on the cover of Vogue as the first “high end model” with tattoos. She has no curves and she sticks her wanna be boobs out like her back is broken. Shes been with so many guys but claims to have only slept with her VERY unfaithful boyfriend Patrick. Not to mention she is THE WORST FRIEND! She will NEVER stick up for you and she only will be friends with you if she can get something out of it. What do you think Nik? She hot or not?

She inhales for a bigger chest and leans to try and give herself an ass.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this is Savannah Basulto. One thing i’ve learned about her is she gets around, and she gets around fast. She’s a complete drunk and whenever she’s out in public, you’ll see her with a monster can full of alcohol, four lokos, beer, and on c*ke, Xanax, ecstasy, or vicodin. She also got a DUI at 18. All she ever does is hang around hookah bars or go to raves in barely anything, ew. Her latest hookah bar is Shoreline because she has run out of all the ones in Huntington Beach because she’s slept with many guys that go there so she tries to hide from them. Whenever she sleeps with a guy, usually from hookah, she tells them she loves them, even if they just met. This stupid slore uses her god-knows-how-big t*ts to get attention. She doesn’t know what pants are and constantly wears dresses too small for her fat *ss and her t*ts are always hanging out. What do you think?

The cheaper their drink the easier they are to sleep with.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, if you meet Brent Riley. 6’4,bald and brown eyes. RUN for your life cause he will SUCK the life out of you with his lies. He tells people he is dying of lung cancer and that he watched his best friend die in combat in the Navy. First he doesn’t have and never has had cancer and second he never made it out of boot camp! He leaches off women. He told his family he had to come to California to seek treatment for his “cancer” leaving behind his THREE sons, wife and parents for a women he was cheating with. Still hasn’t seen his sons nor has payed a dime towards to help support them. He complains about all sorts of things and goes to the ER at least ONCE a month for pain pills! He steals and is bi-polar,but refuses to take those meds. To sum it up if you don’t know the meaning look up sociopath, you WILL see his picture.

Is he cooking in a kitty litter.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this Canadian trash is couch surfing in Huntington Beach illegally and making money by banging old men on Craigslist. She likes her drugs(mth) and LOVES to put up a front about who she really is-which is a mentally disturbed drug abuser, she lies non stop and has NOTHING IN LIFE. When she does M*TH her face looks like a pizza party, and she blimps up to 300lbs when she stops. She is a Grandmother yet acts like she is 12, she as ran off her entire family and CAN’T PUT THE GLASS PIPE DOWN! She has had 2 Methcarriages(miscarriages),  and has been in a mental hospital. Tell everyone to STAY AWAY from this waste of space.

Online ads are the first pics, bottom right is what shows up.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, yhis is granny boobs Tia Ann Pagnini! Talk about needing plastic surgery to fix her nasty a** boobs and ugly looking face! But, on top of that she needs to see 1-800-JennyCraig for sure! This girl is dating “Memo M.” the guy in the photo with her that lives off of mommy and daddys money! Tia always claims she is the hottest woman alive, talk about a joke! I will let you be the judge on that one Nik! Would you?!

Answer: NO, everything sags on her.  Must have a poor diet.