Huntington Beach | Nik Richie + Dirty Army intel, opinions, gossip, satire, and celebrities - Part 3

Erik “Bad” Apple Is A Racist Idiot

June 23, 2014 Huntington Beach, The Dirty 241



THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this is Erik “Bad” Apple a former MMA fighter and mega douchebag.  As you can see, he is also a piece of sh*t racist and thinks its funny to put this on his IG.  Its 2014, can’t believe people like him exist, such ignorance.

This is racist.- nik

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Huntington Beach Spends 2 Million Dollars To Combat Global Warming

June 12, 2014 Huntington Beach, The Dirty 68

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, so the city of Huntington Beach is paying Tammy Seale 2 Million dollars for “Climate change adaptation strategies?” If the plastic bag ban wasn’t enough! After Tammy was exposed on a community forum she took her twitter feed offline? WTF I think its time to move back to Newport the eco-terrorists have taken over HB. What do you think Nik? You think HB can stop the tides from rising by spending 2 Million on consultants?

Shady.- nik

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I Feel So Scammed

May 14, 2014 Huntington Beach, The Dirty 162

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this is Xena Kai and as you can see from the transformation she went from not hot to very hot.  She got her eyes, nose, and buccal reduction done.  Now my girlfriend of 8 months had the same transformation, but I just found that out a few days ago.  I kinda of feel scammed but not sure what to do because I do like her so much.  All her insecurites now make sense due to the fact under the surgeries she is one ugly duckling and that bothers me.  Because now when we have sex, I keep thinking of the pictures she showed me before she got all her work done.  What do I do?

Whatever you do, don’t get her pregnant. Last thing you need is a real looking child.- nik

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Theodore Mitchell

April 30, 2014 Huntington Beach 5

THE DIRTY ARMY: Meet Theodore, aka Ted or Teddy. The biggest loser in existence. He’s almost 20, still lives at home because he can’t keep a job because no one likes him because he’s a complete piece of shit and waste of space. It’s only April and he’s already had about 4 jobs and been fired from them all. He steals from his friends, is a chronic liar. Whines about his life 24/7 says everyone hates him but doesn’t know why, says everyone in St A and Edmonton has screwed him over. He’s so ghetto he shares a bedroom with another dude, spends all his money on weed and MDMA, meets girls on POF dates them and gives them a sob story about how hard his life is and that his friends fck him over and so have his ex girlfriends and claims his ex stole his vehicle, doesn’t own one either, claims to only date “whores” tells girls he has a “low sperm count” and won’t get them pregnant, , cheats, dates girls for exactly one month, dumps them via text message and complains to “not be emotionally ready for a relationship”, says he’s only slept with one girl in his life and claims to not like sex because his ex screwed him over, talks shift about his friends and complains his friend Jordan is a piss poor dad yet recently got some girl pregnant and threatened her if she told anyone and threatened her if she didn’t have an abortion. And wanna know the cherry on top? He raped his six year old cousin and has charges for that as well as many others. Talk about sick. If you ever see this prick on pof and do yourself a favor and stay away. Hes a complete loser and bad news.

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Wayne Balint is a Cheater

April 7, 2014 Huntington Beach, Irving 11

THE DIRTY ARMY: I was with this man fro 6 years and all this time the man never has a steady job. Once he finds a full time job making $13.00hr in Las Vegas we had to move in with his mother. (what hell)… I find out not only are we living in hell but he’s been cheating on me for the last 7 months with that witch. He always said ” I never cheated in my life I’m not a CHEATER!”..NEVER TRUST A MAN.. WAYNE BALINT..”DEREK WAYNE BALINT IS A LIAR AND A CHETER!! STAY AWAY FROM HIM.. oNCE HES USED U0P EVERYTHING YOU HAVE HE WILL MOVE ON TO THE NEXT ONE..wHAT A PUNK!

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Alexia Lei an escort

April 2, 2014 Huntington Beach 12

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik this is Alexia lei, she used to be a big name gogo dancer an import model, but just seen that apparently she’s now an escort. Guess you that’s the career path of a gogo dancers.

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Reyes Martinez

April 1, 2014 Huntington Beach 35

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this Reyes Martinez is the biggest loser and wanna be in town. He’s a fat f*ck who does nothing but take pictures of himself and j*ck off at his house all day. This fat motherf*cker aspires to be a professional photographer when in reality he is terrible at it and will never be successful. This kid also talks shit on everyone and pretends to be the nicest guy in the world. Nik teach this fat Mexican f*ck a lesson.

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Hobbit Ashley Taylor

March 31, 2014 Huntington Beach, Orange County 407

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, Ashley Taylor Fields is the biggest hobbit slut in Orange County. She’s barely 5 feet tall and acts like she runs the show. This petite little slut will try to intimidate guys in order to achieve what she wants. She is obsessed with herself and takes like tons of pics of herself to put on her Facebook all showing her ugly face that guys don’t even find attractive. She acts like she’s the hottest girl when I’ve heard so many guys say they think she’s ugly and wouldn’t even go for her. She’s also a backstabbing bitch who will talk shit on all her friends and stop talking to them. This little girl also has a retarded tattoo that makes her even more stupid than she already looks. Ashley all you do is get drunk and you’re going nowhere. Nik, let’s hear a word of advice for this hobbit little sloot.

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