THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, I’ve seen this girl at Cafe Lu where the Spanish Nanny works. Shes way hot and posts awesome pics all the time. I’m a brunette guy so she gets my thumbs up and I think she has a pretty good ITG. What do you have to say about this one?  I don’t see how you could not with her.

Whoever owns this Cafe Lu place must be rich as hell.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Hey Nik, Happy Birthday! I just recently listened to some episodes of your radio show. I like the section about greg sizes. That leads me to my question: are the sizes you reveal for the each country the average size of the erect penis or is it the size before erection? Just wondering. The section is fun and your reaction to some of the answers are hilarious! You should keep this section going.

Erect.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, I want to be a plastic surgeon and I absolutely love how your so good when it comes to what girls had done to their face or what else they should have done. I have learned a lot from you thru these years but I have to be honest when it comes to the Spanish Nanny. I had a hard time trying to figure it out what all she done to her face. As her whole face looks so different and she can’t possibly just had a nose job. So Nik how many procedures this chick done?

It’s pretty obvious she has a chin implant and cheek implants. Also, botox on the reg… she still needs to laser away her sideburns.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, I think Joselyn has an amazing body, but what’s going on with her face and the way she stands? Sorta creeps me out and is a huge turn off. If she gets those last few details right (including the horse teeth) she will be perfection. Then maybe I will consider making her mine.

She stands like that to force ITG.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this is Danielle Dunham.  I actually found this picture in my boyfriends cell phone and I’m extremely pissed.  If you know a guy has a girl why would you be attempting to steal him from his love?  Not cool and I hope karma comes and bites her in the butt sometime in the future.  I guess this stems from Daddy Issues if you ask me.

I wouldn’t worry. Danielle has a square ass and thick shoulders… no way could your dude find this picture attractive.- nik