THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, its very obvious that Joselyn has had a few procedures done.  And after the pics that were posted last week, people were saying bad stuff… but I wanted to remind everyone that perfection takes time.  Yes, she did look bad for a span of 12 months or so, but after everything settled in… she has turned out amazing.  I mean look at these pictures and point out 1 flaw please… any of you.

The first thing I see is the elevated collarbone and I still believe her face hasn’t fully settled yet. Her cheekbones are still in hiding and her jawline is still swollen to me.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Hey Nik, meet Marissa. She is a sexy ex-gymnast who is one of the realest people I’ve probably ever met. She has a banging body and nice REAL big tits. A total 10. I know you usually hate on girls from the IE but how can you not say she is hot as hell?

Typical IE trying to invade the Huntington Beach section. Next time submit your trash to the Riverside category.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, so, I am a big fan of your site. Am on this crap more than my desktop at work. I stumbled upon this chick Joselyn who I actually went to school with. I remember her being cute growing up but not HOTT and sexy like now. It seems to me that the pictures posted about her having a great doctor are just bad angles and maybe even photoshopped to exaggerate they’re point. Here are some other pictures from the same events, different angles and her nose doesn’t look anywhere near how it looks in the pictures they chose.  I’m pretty sure she did get it done but it wasnt as bad as that picture made it seem. I noticed in the butt of the image in the other post her butt is smudged (photoshop) and it was taken in 2011 from her import tuner shoot, yet this pic of her butt I saw, was taken in 2010 and her butt while not big looks plumper and somewhat perkier than in 2011.What do you think Nik? sounds like possibly a female chick is out to get Jocelyn.

Spanish Nanny, please put your teeth on the list of next procedures. I decided.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, let me introduce you to Be Na. She’s an online “chat girl” who works at numerous Vietnamese coffee shops. Surprisingly, she takes nude photos for calendars in order to fundraise for charity or so she claims. Despite her being Asian, I want to get some feedback from you before I become a fan of hers. Nik, what do you think about this girls’ +2′s and do you suggest she keeps her blonde or brown hair?

They almost look real.- nik