Huntington Beach | Nik Richie + Dirty Army intel, opinions, gossip, satire, and celebrities - Part 5

Spray Tan Fool

March 14, 2014 Huntington Beach 59

THE DIRTY ARMY: This BOY aka my ex of 3 years, cheated, lied, and embarrassed me for almost our entire relationship. He has had a POF, AND MATCH account. I caught him numerous times on there. And when i had him delete it, he thought he was slick by changing his name to Ocsurfer to Ocsurfrr. Funny cuz i never even seen him in the water let alone on a surf board ha.That obviously should be my first clue than to let someone treat me that way. Anyway, he’s disgusting and spray tans more than anyone should, except he only sprays his face which leaves his entire body pale white. I’m posting his ass on here so the rest of the world can see what a piece of sh*T he is. Bar hops all over OC, knows all the door man’s names and thinks it’s cool to know every bartenders name at 31. Yet, on his profile, he claims to wants a woman who doesn’t bar hops or acts like a whore. hmmm you had a woman who works, cooks and cleans up after you and you would rather be on POF and match. Pathological liar and cheater. Thx Nik-

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Arian Mirhosseini Loves Young Girls

February 28, 2014 Huntington Beach, The Dirty 205

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, Arian Mirhosseini is the biggest loser and weird creeper in the world.  He’s 21 and goes to Club Starz (a High School ages club) in Orange County every single time.  He goes to hook up with High School aged girls that are around 15 years old and brags about how big of a player he is for hooking up with them. He thinks he is a huge player for getting girls in High School when he can’t get a girl his age. He is known for hitting on these girls and trying to touch them inappropriately on the dance floor and trying to get them to have sex with him. This loser also tells people that he went to a boarding school in Europe as a soccer star and that he’s traveled all over Europe when in reality he was in Los Angeles at his grandma’s house.  Not only is this d-bag a liar, but he is also a huge stoner and does nothing but get high and drink. He also thinks he looks European when he is really a retarded looking typical Persian.

I still don’t understand the concept of underage nightclubs. The whole thing sounds illegal. All the guys are 25 and all the girls are 14.- nik

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Josephine Sain Is Such a Hater

February 26, 2014 Huntington Beach 82

THE DIRTY ARMY: Hey Nik. This disgusting whore bag is Josephine Sain from Santa Barbara. The biggest hater gutter fish from the 805. She has been a coke addict and ecstasy drug addict for years. She sleeps with every white guy that looks at her because she’s obsessed with trying to be white even though she’s a straight up paisa beaner hoe. She married a poor Navy guy and has him supporting her broke ass because she’s a broke loser. She cheats on him because she can’t keep her legs closed. She eats girls out, ask her friend Angela she would go down on her after getting turned up at the club. She’s a carpet muncher. She spreads lies about woman that are prettier, more successful and better than her because she has low self esteem.

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My Friends Laughed At Me Because Of Jazlene Bansil

February 14, 2014 Huntington Beach, The Dirty 83

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik!  Please expose this transsexual escort for the fraud she is lying to me and a bunch of other guys in HB and social media pretending to be a natural born female when in reality she is just another shim with a bunch of plastic surgery! I felt so embarrassed when I showed my friends I was talking to this girl and they told me she is actually a well known guy in Huntington beach.  Please post this Nik and help expose this fraud!

You know you are GAY now, right?- nik

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South American Pothead Lowlife

February 11, 2014 Huntington Beach 519

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, This Gaston Semproni d-bag is a loser low-life pothead. All he does is get high, snort c*ke and hit on innocent little girls. He is a college drop out who makes 8 bucks an hour at an ice cream store and is going nowhere. He goes crazy if he doesn’t get his fix and will harass and try to fight random people for no reason. This loser will start fights with people at clubs and bars thinking he’s so tough and always ends up getting his a** beat by the bouncers and gets kicked out. He also goes to bars to hit on cougars because he can’t get a girl his age. He also drives drunk and has crashed his car twice while under the influence of drugs and alcohol. Teach this Uruguayan loser the lesson he needs to be taught Nik.

Shoulda stayed in school.- nik

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ICK’s Eyes are Stunning

February 10, 2014 Huntington Beach 19

THE DIRTY ARMY: I Think people went hard on ICK Without even knowing her.i checked into the stuff she claims and she’s legit it’s all real! I got a hold of a friend of mine that’s an Agent and knows all about her, she’s the real deal. She was at the Grammys and is Hosting Supper Club as Guest model. But anyways this is cause I think her eyes are stunning their the eyes! I went through a lot and picked a couple.NIK WHAT DO YOU THINK OF ICK’s eyes?

Simple photoshop + anything looks better then the unsightly coloring she’s done.- nik

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ICK Is Not Good At Photoshop

January 31, 2014 Huntington Beach, The Dirty 81

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THE DIRTY ARMY:  Nik, check it, ICK posted a picture on her social networks and everyone was quick to point out how the door was messed up… so she made the pic bigger and posted it on her IG for some reason.  I think she was pretty embarrassed.

The wall and bed post are pretty jacked up. Looks like ICK is a LIAR.- nik

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Little Miss Marie

January 30, 2014 Huntington Beach, Would You? 29

THE DIRTY ARMY: Hey Nik, this is Melissa Marie from the Millionaires. Would you?

Answer: No, that belly buttons disturbing me, more-so then the rest of her.

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