Huntington Beach | Nik Richie + Dirty Army intel, opinions, gossip, satire, and celebrities - Part 6

Is Joselyn Cano Fine With Being 30 And Working At Cafe Lu

January 13, 2014 Huntington Beach, The Dirty 325

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THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, I will never understand how this girl went from this disgusting thing to an actual decent looking human (sometimes).  Is she really okay with lying about her age and just sucking and f*cking old men?  What’s going to happen to your kids, Joselyn?  When they come out looking like gross dirty creatures?!  This girl has to be the biggest scam ever!

Is Spanish Nanny really 30 years old… gross.- nik



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Sandra Poppa’s New Nose

January 13, 2014 Huntington Beach, The Dirty 83

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THE DIRTY ARMY:  Nik, so Sandra Poppa has always been wanting a nose job and I guess she finally got it. I guess this is why she was MIA on Instagram for a while other than her doing the strip camping sh*t (maybe some sucker bought her plastic surgery.) It looks a little better because its not as beak like and its slimmer too. What do you think Nik?

Why does she look so old now? Isn’t she only 20 or something. Not a fan of the new nose. It makes her look Cougarish.- nik



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Life After Jenna Jameson Is Not That Great

January 7, 2014 Dirty Athletes, Huntington Beach, The Dirty 47

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THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, so Tito Ortiz just got popped with a DUI yesterday. Ortiz was arrested for suspected misdemeanor DUI after a non-injury, 3:50 a.m. crash on the northbound 5 freeway.  He was driving his 2012 Porsche Panamera on the freeway “when he lost control of his vehicle and struck the concrete center median” south of Santa Monica Boulevard, the CHP reported.  The Porsche sustained moderate right front and right rear damage, but Ortiz and an unnamed passenger were not hurt.  After it was determined the fighter was under the influence of alcohol, he was placed under arrest… maybe Jenna and Tito should get back together, they are doing way more damage being separated.

Tito needs a vacation from Tito.- nik



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Where Does ICK Get All Her Money

January 5, 2014 Huntington Beach, The Dirty 167

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, ICK recently posted this money photo onto her Facebook to prove how much she’s “ballin” so “f*ckk you h8rzzz”. Personally, I don’t know of any banks that fork over bricks of crinkled up bills in a plastic grocery bag wrapped in dirty rubber bands. Suspicious? And doesn’t ICK look a little extra drugged up in this no makeup picture?

Looks like someone doesn’t believe in paying taxes.- nik



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I Wonder If She Lets Him Cheat

January 3, 2014 Huntington Beach 7

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this bitch right here in one of the most clueless idiots known to man kinda. Her, buck tooth boyfriend is always running around her back f*cking pretty girls rather than his girlfriend. Her and her boyfriend are ao pathetic and following, I don’t know how they survive. Her boyfriend beats her… She’s two faced… They aren’t fooling anyone.

She can do better. Dump your boyfriend and start over.- nik



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Tito Ortiz Looks Very Happy

December 31, 2013 Dirty Athletes, Hollywood, Huntington Beach, The Dirty 104

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THE DIRTY ARMY:  Nik, here are some pics you will not see anywhere else of Tito Ortiz.  This was taken during the holidays and as you can see, the guy looks beyond happy to be away from that crazy b*tch Jenna Jameson.

Someone has moved on pretty quick. Good for Tito.- nik



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I Got To Talk To ICK (Insane Clown Kissy)

December 30, 2013 Huntington Beach, The Dirty 189

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THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, so KISSY LEANNE a.k.a BARBIE MONTANA has her whole stop the hate and Bullying Hotline up and working as she said.  A few of us tested it with made up issues, we even asked to speak to her and they ask for a name and number and she calls back. She talks so polite and calm and seems so into your problem oh and to clear up the whole Mexican thing, my friend asked her lol are you really Mexican and she kindly said no, I’m white and Native American.  This girl is really trying to help people! We had to do some prank calls to find out.

Why does ICK think she is Joe Montana’s daughter?- nik



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Briann aka Sophie aka Brooke

December 28, 2013 Huntington Beach, The Dirty 106

THE DIRTY ARMY:  Nik, this chick tries to hide it but shes a dirty wh*re. She gives strippers a bad name. She works at TJs in Stanton as Brooke an she will offer you the whole menu. She also works as Sophie at Imperial showgirls. She looks like a frog. Shes got her ass beat more than a few times at both clubs. She slept with the GM at Imperial, Mike and got pregnant with his baby while she was sleeping with  her bf who was the DJ at California girls in Santa Ana. When he found out he dumped her ass. She’s been banned from over 6 OC strip clubs. She is so anorexic its gross. Her poor baby Brooklynn has a wh*re of a mother.  BEWARE of this girl not only is she a skankbut she has DRD.  I truly feel bad for her man.

Why do girls always lose control of their hands when they wear a blue dress?- nik



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