THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, let me introduce you to Be Na. She’s an online “chat girl” who works at numerous Vietnamese coffee shops. Surprisingly, she takes nude photos for calendars in order to fundraise for charity or so she claims. Despite her being Asian, I want to get some feedback from you before I become a fan of hers. Nik, what do you think about this girls’ +2′s and do you suggest she keeps her blonde or brown hair?

They almost look real.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, so I know you are talking about naming Joselyn to be a DC, but I wanted to ask your Dirty Army that speaks Mexican, or Spanish or whatever its called to help us name her a fitting Spanish name.  She needs to have one of the type of “Mi amore” type names.  Any help Mexican DA?

Note to self: When instructing this Nanny, please direct her from an elevated location i.e. Balcony or Staircase.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, I had the chance to meet Joselyn over the weekend and GOD DAMN do her pictures do her no justice.  This girl is disgustingly sexy in person.  There is something about her that screams confidence and sex, naturally I was drawn to her.  I tried hitting on her and she politely let me know she is not interested.  She let me get her a drink and she was such a sweetheart.  Nik, you have to make her a DC if you don’t end up making her Press’ nanny.

My main concern is that she teaches Press how to speak spanish (mainly around the pool area).- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, I am amazed how completely different Joselyn looks after her nose job. Does your dirty army have any intel on which doctor she went to? She went from looking like a troll that lives under a bridge to actually looking decent. Also, notice how flat her ass used to be? Ass injections saved this woman’s life. I wonder how her butt is gonna look 5 years down the road as the silicone starts to migrate.

Wait is this the Mexican Nanny I wanted to hire? I knew she could smell a dirty diaper from a mile away.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this 40 year old wanna be thug, cruising his ride thinkin he the only brother with tatts around HB.  When he’s not stalking me, you’ll find him in Tustin Or Santa Ana.  He’s looking for ANYONE to have a friend little lone sleep with him, I unfortunately did and all it did was make me poor and ashamed. In life there are those of us that were not blessed with any social skills. You are one of those people… Talking to you is a complete waste of my time.  Please think before you speak.  You will please everyone by keeping quiet and staying to yourself.

How did he get you naked if he can’t speak?- nik