THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, these Kissy Leanne videos have our whole office cracking up. We have not been able to get any work done today due to the fact that we keep watching her videos. This girl has to be on at least 10 Xanny bars while making these videos, I feel like at any point she is liable to pass the f*ck out. I think that is why she does her makeup like that, so she can look awake….
This girl should never be operating any heavy machinery.- nik
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, I was at Saddle Ranch in Costa Mesa a few weeks ago having a drink with a buddy of mine and we both noticed this girl. She was attractive but we found it a little weird that the waves of sausage at that place were not surrounding her (or her fat, unattractive friend). There was some eye contact going on but something just felt off. Maybe it was her outfit, or maybe it was the angel on my left shoulder.
She walked away a couple of minutes later with her friend and at that point I started to regret not approaching her. Fast forward that night and when we were heading to the parking structure, we run into you know who and she and her friend are walking parallel to us in the same direction. I half-assedly start some conversation and right away notice that she’s got a heavy, filpino fob accent, and her voice is pretty deep. I just thought it was deep since she was a fob but to be honest it scared me off a bit. After 2 minutes of BS, I decided to ask for her number. She tells me her name is “Jazzy.” I’m thinking to myself: hmmm… obviously a fake name or your American name. My friend was pumped afterwards that we got her number (seems like he was more attracted to her then me). She started acting a little weird and I thought maybe she has a boyfriend or something…. Then I found out the truth after some digging on the internet and was very upset about this ordeal and how close I came to closing it. Click here to more hot pictures of this beauty.
I’m wondering in my mind if you are attracted to men and don’t know it? Because your friend is definitely gay for being pumped. And yes Saddle Ranch in Costa Mexico is a Tranny hangout… everyone in Newport knows this.- nik
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, I’m pretty sure this video is for The Dirty Army and that she got posted on the site. How f*cked up does she sound? I feel like she is so Xanxied out of her mind, she must be on 10-12 bars because in the video I feel like she could pass the f*ck out at any moment… and man, I still can’t get past how much makeup she wears…. like what the f*ck are you thinking? Have you not looked into a mirror?
How can she see with those baleen plates on her eyes?- nik
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, check out this guy Ronald Ennis, he has a great story of how weed can really f*ck your life up. In the 80s, Ronald Ennis grew up in Huntington Beach, stood up for the victims of bullies, showed compassion to his friends and excelled so much at surfing and skateboarding that people thought he could turn pro when he got older… Somehow that Ennis turned into a gun-toting felon with a large, offensive Nazi swastika tattooed on the right side of his shaved head. There’s no mystery to the downfall: drug addictions.
Ennis began drinking alcohol at the age of 12 and smoking marijuana the following year. At the age of 17, he started using cocaine. By the time he was 25 he’d become addicted to methamphetamine and heroin. The drug use resulted in a wasted life plus numerous adversarial contacts with prosecutors inside the Orange County District Attorney’s office and five criminal convictions, including carjacking. In Dec. 2012, law enforcement agents found Ennis carrying a Walther P-38, 9mm pistol and this week inside Orange County’s Ronald Reagan Federal Courthouse U.S. District Court Judge Josephine L. Staton sentenced him to a term of 51 months in prison. Felons are banned from possessing weapons. The 39-year-old defendant apologized to Staton and promised he plans to remove certain tattoos. He actually wants to become a drug counselor when he gets out sometime in 2018…
It all starts with WEED.- nik
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik… totally addicted to your site, I wake up and check out your site with a cup of coffee every morning. Now I have a serious question. Why does every girl want to look like the Kartrashians? Seriously. Every time I go to the mall or just out in general, I can’t help but to notice the amount of fat women/girls with 10 pounds of makeup, thick sausage legs and asses encased in too tight pants and cheap extensions which are clearly from eBay. Please explain to me why? Why do these girls think this is attractive? Thanks Kim for making fat dark haired girls think that this is the definition of beauty and make them feel like they look great.
Girls want to be whatever they see on TV. Thank god their ratings are finally dead.- nik
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, I really hate to post this but it needs to be done. This is Kissy Leanne “Barbie Montana” and she’s honestly a nice person but seeeeeeriously needs to stop with the makeup!! The first picture is of her without much on, and the 2nd picture is what she is looking like NOW. Kissy, this is just some friendly advice, STOP WITH THE MAKEUP!!!!! You’re making yourself look like a tranny!!! You’re not even an ugly girl, why do you make yourself look like this???
I think that “Playboy” tattoo might have hurt your chances.- nik