THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, I need your help fellow DA members. I met this chick a really long time ago on Myspace and she’s been hitting me up like crazy. Originally I thought I might be into her; she’s my type looks wise. She’s five-two, nice body, and overall good looking. Her personality seemed cool too, since we started talking on the phone and stuff. When I would go to cali, which is just about every month, I would hit her up and I seemed to be getting the roundabout and we never hung out. I began to get very suspicious about the validity of her facebook and myspace, thinking that it could be someone f-ing with me. I actually started to try and talk to her now, thinking that she might just be playing hard to get. I love when a woman is hard to get, regardless if it’s feigned or genuine. Fast forward to three years later, I still haven’t hung out with her and now I don’t talk to her at all. I just need to know if she’s a real person. I probably won’t ever date her even if she is real. I mean she’s obviously a little weird if she hits me up all the time but when I’m in her city she doesn’t even try to hangout with me. Not exactly gf material. I’m not even gonna ask if you would, because I know you wouldn’t hit that Nik. However, my curiosity is getting the best of me. Her name, supposedly, is Christina and she lives in Fountain Valley. Help me out DA.
I can’t believe you still have this girl in your head after 3 years. Dude she is cut regardless if she is real or not… life is not a movie.- nik
