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Tyler Chadwick

December 9, 2013 Denver, Hyena 15

THE DIRTY ARMY: Tyler Chadwick. I’ve known the kid for years. We arent friends anymore, and never have been close. We still share a lot of the same friends. Hes no good, ive watched him get with all of the beauties I could ever hope for only to rip out their hearts. Call me jealous..
This douche bag now plays in the shittiest band, Wall of the Fallen. They’d be pretty good, but they are just too soft for me. I thought Chadwick was more hardcore then that, but everyone has a price. Anyway, Ive always wanted to hit up the girl he was the most abusive to. She is a beautiful talented sweet girl who happens to also be a stripper. He constantly belittles her, sends her nasty messages, then begs her to take him back. He tells everyone what a “slut” she is, and makes up a series of lies about her. He will probably assume she wrote this, as he was always accusing her of  cheating on him. But Im sure, he was only assuming because he was guilty. If this girl would just notice me.. Too bad chadwick fcked up. She was a REAL keeper. I wish I could tell our friends that everything hes said about her were lies, that he lies to all of us constantly and that we should drop him. I also know that he knowingly and willingly gave one of his ex girlfriends a DRD after sleeping around on the poor girl. I hope he gets what he wants out of life, I hope he becomes rich and famous. Because now, I can make a move on the girl Ive ALWAYS wanted.



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Still On the Prowl

August 15, 2011 Columbus, Hyena, The Dirty 13

Still On the Prowl

Still On the Prowl

Still On the Prowl

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, well, Hyena is still out, about, and on the prowl as usual. Still in Columbus and hanging out with strippers. Though from the bikini pic, I think those knockers are real. She also seems to be toning down on the make-up… Hmm. Her sidekick, BritW is apparently doing some cheap p0rn as you see. I wouldn’t pay to see her flapping in the wind, but hey. P.S. What is with the girl in the pictures that looks like she has tie-dyed ovaries tatted on her?

Are you sure this is Hyena? The noses aren’t matching up to me and I don’t remember Hyena having +2′s.- nik



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Dirty Celebrity March Madness 2011- Round 1

March 7, 2011 8 Belles, AIM, b2, Blonde Snookie, Boston Globes, G-Girl, Hyena, March Madness 2011, The Dirty, Tranny Manny 8

Round 1 Winners from this pool: 8 Belles, Boston Globes, Hyena and G-Girl




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Dirty East County Stripper

March 3, 2011 Hyena, San Diego 43

DIRTY EAST COUNTY STRIPPER

DIRTY EAST COUNTY STRIPPER

DIRTY EAST COUNTY STRIPPER

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this is aubrey de santi aka HOLLY-HOOD (hahahaha) youve probally seen her at your local strip clubs. She is a former kottonmouth kween and thinks she is completely famous. She is one of the dirtiest strippers youll ever meet she will do anything and everything for cash. She thinks everyone is jealous of her because she is sooo “hot” but in reality she is east county TRASH. She brags about how many ones she brings home from the strip club. Shes also a heroin addict. She slams it and her boyfriend actually DIED in her bed because of an overdose and she continues to party and slam heroin and live a dirty lifestyle. She will use ANY guy for a place to live, even old men. You could probally buy this bitch for 15 grand maybe even cheaper. She will also do any sexual favors to make it in her “modeling” career or to try and become famous. Watch out everyone cuz this b*tch is on the loose and spreading her vagina all over san diego!

I didn’t know they allowed strippers to dance when they are visibly pregnant.- nik



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Geasy Hamburger Queen

February 25, 2011 Hyena, Kansas City 51

Geasy Hamburger Queen

Geasy Hamburger Queen

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik. Thisis Kaylia Hirtle. She lives in Independence Missouri. We puttin her on BLAST! This bi*ch is a sk*nk. All she worries about is runnin around town f**kin everything and everyone that moves while her mom sits at home and watches her daughter. It’s kinda sad when all she worries about is who her next lay will be. This nasty b*tch received genital warts from her babby daddy who has done nothin but cheat on her since the day they meet, and she stayed with him knowing this. She whores around town drinkin and doin c*ke, ex, acid, poppin pills, shrooms, and pretty much everything else under the sun. She thinks she is a goddess, but all she really ever will be is Independence white trash. She is 22 and has a good payin job, but she still lives with Mommy and Daddy, and free loades off of them. All while she buys expensive clothes for herself and little for her kid. She spends most of her money on anythin that will get her f**ked up for the night including you. She thinks she is hard and can beat any b*tch down, but come to the fight and you’ll find her on the ground. She is nothin but steal, lie and cheat and will stab anyone of her friends in the back. This b*tch needs to be taught a lesson. What do you think, Nik?

Nothing about her says expensive.- nik



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Fat Cow Alert

February 24, 2011 Hyena, Wichita 19

Fat Cow Alert.

Fat Cow Alert.

Fat Cow Alert.

Fat Cow Alert.

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, meet Megan. She is the most disgusting girl in the entire state of Kansas. She will put anything in her dirty mouth, as you can see from the picture above. She thinks she’s hot sh*t, but clearly she is not. She’s just a disgusting fat cow that needs to be stopped. Every guy should be aware of her, she’s loaded with STDS.

You can’t stop a cow, they just keep eating and eating.- nik



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White Trash Mafia

February 11, 2011 Hyena, Wichita 12

More like White Trash Mafia

More like White Trash Mafia

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, Wichita needs your help. This right here is Consuelo Tayl*r. She thinks she is absolutely God’s gift to mankind. She thinks she is above all law and people. This girl walks around acting like her family is actually Mexican Mafia. Uh hello…no one even likes you. Not even your own family. Some of the biggest sloots are the ones that say they don’t sleep around…she claims to make men wait months at a time before giving them any. Yeah right! She can know you for ten minutes and take you in the back room! This girl has so many enemies she’s too scared to come into Old Town. When you have to quit your job and switch bars…you over stayed your welcome. This girl claims to be so hard and do drugs yet she never has any of her own stuff to throw down! Hello honey…you’re not hott sh*t! Nik will you pleeeease get this girl to see the light and get over herself!!

Either way she’s still ugly and fat, so that’s not going to change.- nik



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Dude Thinks He Is Shady

February 10, 2011 Hyena, Pittsburgh 16

dude thinks he is shady

dude thinks he is shady

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, This guy thinks he is like the coolest dude alive and he thinks he is a shady rapper from the streets but the truth is he is a rich kid from fox chapel. WHAT A F*G!

I don’t even want to know what’s on his face in that picture.- nik



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