THE DIRTY ARMY:  Nik, do you know who this girl is?  I married my husband when he was 54 and I had just turned 20 years old.  In the beginning I loved him only for money and materialistic things, I slept around and cheated a lot… but you can’t blame me, I was young and dumb.  We had a child when I was 24 and when I turned 26, I think for the first time I really loved him and actually would be able to stand having sex.  I thought everything was perfect.  Now at 27, my looks have gone downhill a little bit, my massive GG boobs are starting to sag and my face is starting to droop.  I know I’m past my prime. My husband now is 61 and he just got on instagram and the only person he follows is this girl.  Every picture she posts, he makes sure to “like”.  He has been acting strange, not answering his phone a lot lately and going on vacation we use to take together by himself.  I hope he is not cheating on me, does anyone know anything about this girl?

It sounds like he is shopping for a new car.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik this submission is not to tarnish or impugn anyone’s character. It is an invitation to you my friend. You talk a lot about unemployed women and these so called boat trips. Well I think a man of your caliber is entitled to one. I have included my contact information and if there is a rate for your time I will entertain the offer. I can assure no documentation ie. photos/video, the girls aren’t free so why should you be. My reasoning for the invite is because I want you to truly be educated in this lifestyle. It’s tons of fun and the threshold for these women are completely released when you can smell the salt and sea. Yes, if you are into defecation that can be arranged. Everything in this world has a price and for guys like us money creates action. Also, my only real rule with these women which is MANDATORY for payment – all drugs must be inserted through the anal cavity. Nik you will never feel more aroused in your life until you insert a Molly pill into a beautiful woman’s anus. With the ocean breeze and the Molly hitting the bloodstream instantly these women become dead fish. Anyway I don’t want to give away too much enjoyment. Please join me on this private experience of a lifetime my friend.

Not really my thing. I get sea sick and I hate the smell of fish. Let me think about it (for research purposes).- nik

**Update: Mrs. Meyer sounds like a really good teacher.**

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik I was watching the olympics, womens volleyball, and they would not stop zooming in on this spanish chicks ass.  Lilianna fernandez Steiner is the name.  I’ve been DA strong for years so I couldn’t understand what all the rave was about.  Did a search for her online and it seems the broadcasters were not the only one providing spank bank material.  The olympics should be ashamed of themselves, what’s next a beauty pageant in the olympics.

Her ass looks like it has a tumor on it.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, your website is huge in Ibiza. We love you. I need to put this beetch on blast. Her name Jade Burton, such FAKE. She dances around Ibiza looking for American money. If you speak English or England she will make love. Jade is what you say evil person.

Ibiza is the pool of AIDS. Jade is not the only Alien in Space.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, good luck pronouncing this Swiss models name, she is Xenia Tchoumitcheva and extremely your type. Photos speak for themselves. So, would you?

Answer: Not yet, I’m concerned about her A-cup and inner thighs grazing. Xenia these are easy fixes for our relationship.

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, you need to know about this Miami based photographer.. JOEL ALVAREZ… straight lil idiot talks about all his models behind there backs to other peeps in the industry and other models… he told people one model was a man… he said another ones coochie stank he even talks sh*t about his partners in business..EVERYONE KNOWS HE SUCKS Greg on the side… Just come out man and this electrical tape he needs to tape his mouth up and stop sucking so much Greg in the industry thats why he hates on all these models… Uses them then hates on them… ps he has a secret HATE FOR DERICKG another photographer… DERICKG IS MORE SUCCESSFUL and FAMOUS…I love his work… JOEL BLACK TAPE is played out already.

Anybody can be a photographer in South Beach. The girls are so dumb out there… you say you have a camera and they will get in line to get naked for you.- nik