She Was Sleeping Around On Me The Whole 4 Years
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True Life Euro D-Bags
Posted in Ibiza | March 2nd, 2010
THE DIRTY ARMY: This kid Marco is the biggest douche bag. He is only 18. He pretty much appears in all the pics, but looks the most douche in the fourth one.. He is on the right in a white shirt/blouse. He is always the chubbier stockier one. Anyway, you seriously should consider putting more European cities up. He is from Catanzaro in Italy, but lies about being from Cosenza. BTW- This is all in the Calabria region. Thankfully, he sometimes travels to Ibiza and to Barcelona with his father so I can put him in this category. What can I say? He always wears Carrera sunglasses and wants to act like a mack daddy. He thinks he can pull the hottest chicks. He even speaks in a fake Cosentino accent/dialect and his stupid little friends actually believe he is from Cosenza. What do you think Nik???? Does he have game?
Chicks…what are you talking about this guy is gay.- nik
You Have To Say Yes
Posted in Ibiza, Would You? | January 22nd, 2010
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, Hi from Barcelona (Europe) Nik! Here we are big fans of ur website too. So this is one of the news girl in Spain and everytime i see her reporting I have this feeling you would say yes. Above everything she has this amazing eyes. You can’t say no.
Answer: No, her thighs are way too big for me to even consider.
Breast Feeding Doll
Posted in Dirty News, Ibiza, Scottsdale, The Dirty | August 6th, 2009
THE DIRTY ARMY: (Fox News)- A Spanish toymaker known as Berjuan has developed a breast-feeding doll that comes with a special halter top its young “mothers” wear as they pretend to breast-feed their “babies.” The halter top has daisies that cover the little girls’ nipples and come undone just as easily as the flaps of a nursing bra would. The doll — called Bebe Gloton, which translates as “gluttonous baby” — makes sucking noises as it “feeds.”
Is breast milk sold separately?- nik
Caption of the Day
Posted in ASU, Arizona / UofA, Chicago, Ibiza, Manhattan, Scottsdale, The Dirty | July 13th, 2009
DIRTY ARMY, here is your beautiful picture for “Caption of the Day”.
Audi-Gay Loves Banana Gregs? Please be funny and not racist.
Link to previous winner - Envelope Please
Winner of this Caption of the Day wins a DIRTY ARMY Shirt guy or girl!
Don’t Be A Douchebag
Posted in Chicago, Ibiza, Illinois | June 8th, 2009
THE DIRTY ARMY: nik, this is rocco this dude thinks hes hot sh*t! he can’t pull girls and his pick up line is telling people he is a d&g modle from ibiza..this kid is worthless..this websitw is made for him! GIRLS BEWARE!! He thinks he is Italian but is more mexican as they come. He speaks fluent Spanish and owns a burrito stand on the west side. On the weekands he wears Ed Hardy but catch him any day of the week in cowboy boots and a sombrero selling tamales to any cr*ckhead he can. so nick what do you think? is he a douch or wat?
He owns a burrito stand? I bet you he tells girls he owns his own restaurant business to make himself sound better.- nik
After Family Axes Wedding Plan, Man Cuts Off Penis
Posted in ASU, Arizona / UofA, Boston, Ibiza, Iraq, Manhattan, The Dirty | June 2nd, 2009
THE DIRTY ARMY: (AP) – A 25-year-old Egyptian man cut off his own penis to spite his family after he was refused permission to marry a girl from a lower class family, police reported today. After unsuccessfully petitioning his father for 2 years to marry the girl, the man heated up a knife and sliced off his reproductive organ. The young man came from a prominent family in the southern Egyptian province of Qena, one of Egypt’s poorest and most conservative areas.
The man was rushed to the hospital but doctors were unable to reattach the severed member, the official added. He added that the man was still recovering in the hospital. Traditionally, marriages in these conservative part of southern Egypt are between similar social classes and often within the same extended families—and are rarely for love.
All Sandies are nuts. No chick is worth cutting off your Greg.- nik
A PERFECT MATCH
Posted in Ibiza | May 11th, 2009
THE DIRTY ARMY: A match made in heaven! J Kiiiiickin it and Mike at Ibiza a few weeks ago! This girl and her notorious crew of drunken groupies are all over the place! She date the Dbag that runs pure and drove him to sobriety! And this guy has more illegitimate children than Shawn Kemp! Between the two of them they can create a new strain of morphed STD’s that’ll be more dangerous than swine flu! How many more promoter clowns will this girl run through before her tenure ends and she falls prego in the gutter like the last few that crossed paths with this guy!
She actually looks a bird, I’m scared she is going to sprout wings and fly out of my computer.- nik
Ibiza Shims
Posted in Ibiza | April 8th, 2009
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, check out these shims i spotted at club privilege in Ibiza! I think I’m going to throw up! What do you think of these shims?!
Remind me to never go to Ibiza, they would attack my Greg.- nik
Lizzie The Wh*re
Posted in Ibiza, Manchester | April 7th, 2009
THE DIRTY ARMY: This wh*re went to ibiza and f*cked alll the locals! what do you think of her.
Did she also eat all of the food in Ibiza?- nik
