THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik Richie is probably the biggest p*ssy I know. I go and try to contact him about something on this site and he won’t even put up his contact info. He is scared of people and looks like a dirty spik. If i could fight this guy, I would one hitter quitter this f*cking faggot and make him cry like a little b*tch (even though I’m sure he cries like a baby back b*ch all the time). Nik if you see this put up your contact information and I will personally email and tell you who this is. This site is for low lifes and the since nik started this he must be the biggest low life of them all.

And you are not a lowlife because? I hate how retarded some people are… since when have I been hiding?- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY:  Nik, this babe is Breanna Seahan, without a doubt one of the best looking girls I have ever came across, and as you can see those +2′s compliment her sexy ass very well.  At this point there is only one thing to ask you, and its not would you, its if you are locked in a room with her for 24 hours, how many times would you?

Answer: Are the lights off? I am concerned about the protruding clavicle bone under her neck. It looks harder than her +2′s.

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, I don’t really hate you, but I cant read this news story without thinking of this chick getting sh*t and pissed on. Shes screaming rape but we all know it was a Sh*t/Piss cruise. I think this chick knew what was up and is now trying to get this dude for a lump some…no pun intended. Because “Spain has reopened a rape probe against a Saudi prince who is one of the world’s richest people, looking again at allegations he drugged and sexually assaulted a young model on a yacht on the Mediterranean island of Ibiza, according to court papers.”A warning to all girls who think they are models: If you do drugs, never be on a yatch, and I only know of Ibiza from Swedish House Mafias – Miami to Ibiza…well theres just no saving you…carry on. Secondly…considering this guy is worth approx 19.1 billion dollars, it might be safe to say this chick is bangin! DA Strong!

I think this Saudi Prince should make a counter offer: Three bowel movements on the rape victim’s body in a private location of her choice for 1 million dollars and all charges will be dropped. This will make the her the Porta-Potty champion of the world.- nik

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THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik I’m 100% serious when i say this, this guy is not gay…seriously.  His name is Alex Martin and apparently he’s a model which is why he is allowed to dress like this.  I think i lost about 5 lbs from laughing at this guy when he tried talking to me, he didnt appreciate that.  I goota know what you think about this spainard.

I think he loves to do belly flops. Ibiza, welcome to the game of life we call TheDirty.com.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, beware of Nicolas Amice a french crook just landed on the beautiful island of ibiza. After doing is dirty work in France and Morocco is now with his new trick living high life doing a lot of pepsi in ibiza. He is claiming that he is going to get 2M€ from a trial in France so restaurant owners get him in the business as partner waiting the money from the trial. They pay him a salary, free food free drinks, he can enter for free in all the night club and shag a lot of girls(with out protection because he can’t do it with).

Which dude are we talking about, the one in the red dress?- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, I have been saving this for you for a rainy day; they actually sell these bikinis in Europe. Some of them have a bit much in hanging out of their tacos and don’t get me started on the wizard sleeve. Will we be seeing these in Vegas next pool season?

I hope we do… those swimmers are magical.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, Cristiano Ronaldo’s latest girlfriend, Irina Shayk, gotta be the hottest and sexiest chick in the world!!! Those sultry eyes, the plump lips and lets not forget the hot body. I understand why she is a sports illustrated swimsuit model, not to mention armani, guess, intimissi etc. Dont you think she is a perfect mix of jessica alba and adriana lima?

The relationship has to be fake.  Cristiano only likes big boned women.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this is photos of the 17 year old hooker at the center of a scandal involving 4 major players of the french world cup soccer team, she was only 16 in some of these photos. They were paying her $3000 a time to have sex with her and flew her all over the world. They are facing getting banned from the world cup.

They should ban the entire squad since they are only going to make it to the quarterfinals at best.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: This kid Marco is the biggest douche bag. He is only 18. He pretty much appears in all the pics, but looks the most douche in the fourth one.. He is on the right in a white shirt/blouse. He is always the chubbier stockier one. Anyway, you seriously should consider putting more European cities up. He is from Catanzaro in Italy, but lies about being from Cosenza. BTW- This is all in the Calabria region. Thankfully, he sometimes travels to Ibiza and to Barcelona with his father so I can put him in this category. What can I say? He always wears Carrera sunglasses and wants to act like a mack daddy. He thinks he can pull the hottest chicks. He even speaks in a fake Cosentino accent/dialect and his stupid little friends actually believe he is from Cosenza. What do you think Nik???? Does he have game?

Chicks…what are you talking about this guy is gay.- nik