THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik Richie is probably the biggest p*ssy I know. I go and try to contact him about something on this site and he won’t even put up his contact info. He is scared of people and looks like a dirty spik. If i could fight this guy, I would one hitter quitter this f*cking faggot and make him cry like a little b*tch (even though I’m sure he cries like a baby back b*ch all the time). Nik if you see this put up your contact information and I will personally email and tell you who this is. This site is for low lifes and the since nik started this he must be the biggest low life of them all.

And you are not a lowlife because? I hate how retarded some people are… since when have I been hiding?- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY:  Nik, this babe is Breanna Seahan, without a doubt one of the best looking girls I have ever came across, and as you can see those +2′s compliment her sexy ass very well.  At this point there is only one thing to ask you, and its not would you, its if you are locked in a room with her for 24 hours, how many times would you?

Answer: Are the lights off? I am concerned about the protruding clavicle bone under her neck. It looks harder than her +2′s.

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, I don’t really hate you, but I cant read this news story without thinking of this chick getting sh*t and pissed on. Shes screaming rape but we all know it was a Sh*t/Piss cruise. I think this chick knew what was up and is now trying to get this dude for a lump some…no pun intended. Because “Spain has reopened a rape probe against a Saudi prince who is one of the world’s richest people, looking again at allegations he drugged and sexually assaulted a young model on a yacht on the Mediterranean island of Ibiza, according to court papers.”A warning to all girls who think they are models: If you do drugs, never be on a yatch, and I only know of Ibiza from Swedish House Mafias – Miami to Ibiza…well theres just no saving you…carry on. Secondly…considering this guy is worth approx 19.1 billion dollars, it might be safe to say this chick is bangin! DA Strong!

I think this Saudi Prince should make a counter offer: Three bowel movements on the rape victim’s body in a private location of her choice for 1 million dollars and all charges will be dropped. This will make the her the Porta-Potty champion of the world.- nik

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THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik I’m 100% serious when i say this, this guy is not gay…seriously.  His name is Alex Martin and apparently he’s a model which is why he is allowed to dress like this.  I think i lost about 5 lbs from laughing at this guy when he tried talking to me, he didnt appreciate that.  I goota know what you think about this spainard.

I think he loves to do belly flops. Ibiza, welcome to the game of life we call TheDirty.com.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, beware of Nicolas Amice a french crook just landed on the beautiful island of ibiza. After doing is dirty work in France and Morocco is now with his new trick living high life doing a lot of pepsi in ibiza. He is claiming that he is going to get 2M€ from a trial in France so restaurant owners get him in the business as partner waiting the money from the trial. They pay him a salary, free food free drinks, he can enter for free in all the night club and shag a lot of girls(with out protection because he can’t do it with).

Which dude are we talking about, the one in the red dress?- nik