Ibiza | Nik Richie + Dirty Army intel, opinions, gossip, satire, and celebrities - Part 2

Jade Burton Is Alien

August 17, 2012 Ibiza, The Dirty 23



THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, your website is huge in Ibiza. We love you. I need to put this beetch on blast. Her name Jade Burton, such FAKE. She dances around Ibiza looking for American money. If you speak English or England she will make love. Jade is what you say evil person.

Ibiza is the pool of AIDS. Jade is not the only Alien in Space.- nik

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Xenia Tchoumitcheva, She Is A Yes

August 7, 2012 Ibiza, The Dirty, Would You? 9

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, good luck pronouncing this Swiss models name, she is Xenia Tchoumitcheva and extremely your type. Photos speak for themselves. So, would you?

Answer: Not yet, I’m concerned about her A-cup and inner thighs grazing. Xenia these are easy fixes for our relationship.

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Ratchet Photographer Joel Alvarez In Miami

July 14, 2012 Dirty Business, Ibiza, Miami, The Dirty 16



THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, you need to know about this Miami based photographer.. JOEL ALVAREZ… straight lil idiot talks about all his models behind there backs to other peeps in the industry and other models… he told people one model was a man… he said another ones coochie stank he even talks sh*t about his partners in business..EVERYONE KNOWS HE SUCKS Greg on the side… Just come out man and this electrical tape he needs to tape his mouth up and stop sucking so much Greg in the industry thats why he hates on all these models… Uses them then hates on them… ps he has a secret HATE FOR DERICKG another photographer… DERICKG IS MORE SUCCESSFUL and FAMOUS…I love his work… JOEL BLACK TAPE is played out already.

Anybody can be a photographer in South Beach. The girls are so dumb out there… you say you have a camera and they will get in line to get naked for you.- nik

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I Hate You Nik Richie

March 20, 2012 Alien, Berkeley, Ibiza, The Dirty 74

Nik Richie

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik Richie is probably the biggest p*ssy I know. I go and try to contact him about something on this site and he won’t even put up his contact info. He is scared of people and looks like a dirty spik. If i could fight this guy, I would one hitter quitter this f*cking faggot and make him cry like a little b*tch (even though I’m sure he cries like a baby back b*ch all the time). Nik if you see this put up your contact information and I will personally email and tell you who this is. This site is for low lifes and the since nik started this he must be the biggest low life of them all.

And you are not a lowlife because? I hate how retarded some people are… since when have I been hiding?- nik

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How Many Times Would You

October 27, 2011 Ibiza, The Dirty, Would You? 10

THE DIRTY ARMY:  Nik, this babe is Breanna Seahan, without a doubt one of the best looking girls I have ever came across, and as you can see those +2′s compliment her sexy ass very well.  At this point there is only one thing to ask you, and its not would you, its if you are locked in a room with her for 24 hours, how many times would you?

Answer: Are the lights off? I am concerned about the protruding clavicle bone under her neck. It looks harder than her +2′s.

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God, I Hate You Nik Richie

September 16, 2011 Dirty Predator, Ibiza, The Dirty 5

God I hate you

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, I don’t really hate you, but I cant read this news story without thinking of this chick getting sh*t and pissed on. Shes screaming rape but we all know it was a Sh*t/Piss cruise. I think this chick knew what was up and is now trying to get this dude for a lump some…no pun intended. Because “Spain has reopened a rape probe against a Saudi prince who is one of the world’s richest people, looking again at allegations he drugged and sexually assaulted a young model on a yacht on the Mediterranean island of Ibiza, according to court papers.”A warning to all girls who think they are models: If you do drugs, never be on a yatch, and I only know of Ibiza from Swedish House Mafias – Miami to Ibiza…well theres just no saving you…carry on. Secondly…considering this guy is worth approx 19.1 billion dollars, it might be safe to say this chick is bangin! DA Strong!

I think this Saudi Prince should make a counter offer: Three bowel movements on the rape victim’s body in a private location of her choice for 1 million dollars and all charges will be dropped. This will make the her the Porta-Potty champion of the world.- nik


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I Need To Know

February 21, 2011 Ibiza, The Dirty 30

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik I’m 100% serious when i say this, this guy is not gay…seriously.  His name is Alex Martin and apparently he’s a model which is why he is allowed to dress like this.  I think i lost about 5 lbs from laughing at this guy when he tried talking to me, he didnt appreciate that.  I goota know what you think about this spainard.

I think he loves to do belly flops. Ibiza, welcome to the game of life we call TheDirty.com.- nik

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Beware Of This Crook In Ibiza

December 8, 2010 Dirty Predator, Ibiza, The Dirty 0

Beware ! crook in Ibiza, Spain

Beware ! crook in Ibiza, Spain

Beware ! crook in Ibiza, Spain

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, beware of Nicolas Amice a french crook just landed on the beautiful island of ibiza. After doing is dirty work in France and Morocco is now with his new trick living high life doing a lot of pepsi in ibiza. He is claiming that he is going to get 2M€ from a trial in France so restaurant owners get him in the business as partner waiting the money from the trial. They pay him a salary, free food free drinks, he can enter for free in all the night club and shag a lot of girls(with out protection because he can’t do it with).

Which dude are we talking about, the one in the red dress?- nik

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