Ibiza | Nik Richie + Dirty Army intel, opinions, gossip, satire, and celebrities - Part 3

Little Princess

November 23, 2010 Holland, Ibiza 9

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik There is a fake rip off wannabe Jersey Shore show here in Holland called ‘Oh oh Cherso’. It’s about a bunch of losers going to Greece to party and everything, basically just a Jersey Shore lookalike show. Well, one of the girls has some semi nude pics that leaked in the internet. EVERYONE (also every single man) is disgusted by the body of this girl.. like WTF? I need your professional opinion Nik. It has been on the news and everything here, not just because it’s *her* but because her body is just crazy nasty!
Whats with all these chunky butts thinking they can/should model.- nik

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Will We Be Seeing These In Vegas Next Pool Season

October 19, 2010 Ibiza 40

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, I have been saving this for you for a rainy day; they actually sell these bikinis in Europe. Some of them have a bit much in hanging out of their tacos and don’t get me started on the wizard sleeve. Will we be seeing these in Vegas next pool season?

I hope we do… those swimmers are magical.- nik

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Cristiano Ronaldo’s New Girlfriend

July 1, 2010 Hollywood, Ibiza, The Dirty 16

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, Cristiano Ronaldo’s latest girlfriend, Irina Shayk, gotta be the hottest and sexiest chick in the world!!! Those sultry eyes, the plump lips and lets not forget the hot body. I understand why she is a sports illustrated swimsuit model, not to mention armani, guess, intimissi etc. Dont you think she is a perfect mix of jessica alba and adriana lima?

The relationship has to be fake.  Cristiano only likes big boned women.- nik

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French National Football Team’s 16 Year Old Prostitute

April 22, 2010 Dirty Athletes, Ibiza, Paris, The Dirty 58

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this is photos of the 17 year old hooker at the center of a scandal involving 4 major players of the french world cup soccer team, she was only 16 in some of these photos. They were paying her $3000 a time to have sex with her and flew her all over the world. They are facing getting banned from the world cup.

They should ban the entire squad since they are only going to make it to the quarterfinals at best.- nik

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True Life Euro D-Bags

March 2, 2010 Ibiza 0

Not a real Italian Jersey Shore, but LOTS of true life Euro D-Bags

Not a real Italian Jersey Shore, but LOTS of true life Euro D-Bags

THE DIRTY ARMY: This kid Marco is the biggest douche bag. He is only 18. He pretty much appears in all the pics, but looks the most douche in the fourth one.. He is on the right in a white shirt/blouse. He is always the chubbier stockier one. Anyway, you seriously should consider putting more European cities up. He is from Catanzaro in Italy, but lies about being from Cosenza. BTW- This is all in the Calabria region. Thankfully, he sometimes travels to Ibiza and to Barcelona with his father so I can put him in this category. What can I say? He always wears Carrera sunglasses and wants to act like a mack daddy. He thinks he can pull the hottest chicks. He even speaks in a fake Cosentino accent/dialect and his stupid little friends actually believe he is from Cosenza. What do you think Nik???? Does he have game?

Chicks…what are you talking about this guy is gay.- nik

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You Have To Say Yes

January 22, 2010 Ibiza, Would You? 11

Yes straight away

Yes straight away

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, Hi from Barcelona (Europe) Nik! Here we are big fans of ur website too. So this is one of the news girl in Spain and everytime i see her reporting I have this feeling you would say yes. Above everything she has this amazing eyes. You can’t say no.

Answer: No, her thighs are way too big for me to even consider.

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Breast Feeding Doll

August 6, 2009 Dirty News, Ibiza, Scottsdale, The Dirty 20


THE DIRTY ARMY: (Fox News)- A Spanish toymaker known as Berjuan has developed a breast-feeding doll that comes with a special halter top its young “mothers” wear as they pretend to breast-feed their “babies.” The halter top has daisies that cover the little girls’ nipples and come undone just as easily as the flaps of a nursing bra would. The doll — called Bebe Gloton, which translates as “gluttonous baby” — makes sucking noises as it “feeds.”

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Is breast milk sold separately?- nik

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Caption of the Day

July 13, 2009 Arizona / UofA, ASU, Chicago, Ibiza, Manhattan, Scottsdale, The Dirty 77

banana dick


DIRTY ARMY, here is your beautiful picture for “Caption of the Day”.

Audi-Gay Loves Banana Gregs? Please be funny and not racist.

Link to previous winner - Envelope Please

Winner of this Caption of the Day wins a DIRTY ARMY Shirt guy or girl!



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