Ibiza | Nik Richie + Dirty Army intel, opinions, gossip, satire, and celebrities - Part 4

Don’t Be A Douchebag

June 8, 2009 Chicago, Ibiza, Illinois 31


THE DIRTY ARMY: nik, this is rocco this dude thinks hes hot sh*t! he can’t pull girls and his pick up line is telling people he is a d&g modle from ibiza..this kid is worthless..this websitw is made for him! GIRLS BEWARE!! He thinks he is Italian but is more mexican as they come. He speaks fluent Spanish and owns a burrito stand on the west side. On the weekands he wears Ed Hardy but catch him any day of the week in cowboy boots and a sombrero selling tamales to any cr*ckhead he can. so nick what do you think? is he a douch or wat?

He owns a burrito stand? I bet you he tells girls he owns his own restaurant business to make himself sound better.- nik

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After Family Axes Wedding Plan, Man Cuts Off Penis

June 2, 2009 Arizona / UofA, ASU, Boston, Ibiza, Iraq, Manhattan, The Dirty 17


THE DIRTY ARMY: (AP) – A 25-year-old Egyptian man cut off his own penis to spite his family after he was refused permission to marry a girl from a lower class family, police reported today. After unsuccessfully petitioning his father for 2 years to marry the girl, the man heated up a knife and sliced off his reproductive organ. The young man came from a prominent family in the southern Egyptian province of Qena, one of Egypt’s poorest and most conservative areas.

The man was rushed to the hospital but doctors were unable to reattach the severed member, the official added. He added that the man was still recovering in the hospital. Traditionally, marriages in these conservative part of southern Egypt are between similar social classes and often within the same extended families—and are rarely for love.

All Sandies are nuts.  No chick is worth cutting off your Greg.- nik

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May 11, 2009 Ibiza 4


THE DIRTY ARMY: A match made in heaven! J Kiiiiickin it and Mike at Ibiza a few weeks ago! This girl and her notorious crew of drunken groupies are all over the place! She date the Dbag that runs pure and drove him to sobriety! And this guy has more illegitimate children than Shawn Kemp! Between the two of them they can create a new strain of morphed STD’s that’ll be more dangerous than swine flu! How many more promoter clowns will this girl run through before her tenure ends and she falls prego in the gutter like the last few that crossed paths with this guy!

She actually looks a bird, I’m scared she is going to sprout wings and fly out of my computer.- nik

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Ibiza Shims

April 8, 2009 Ibiza 0


THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, check out these shims i spotted at club privilege in Ibiza! I think I’m going to throw up! What do you think of these shims?!

Remind me to never go to Ibiza, they would attack my Greg.- nik

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Lizzie The Wh*re

April 7, 2009 Ibiza, Manchester 3


THE DIRTY ARMY: This wh*re went to ibiza and f*cked alll the locals! what do you think of her.

Did she also eat all of the food in Ibiza?- nik

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Why The War In Iraq Is Taking So Long

March 31, 2009 Air Force, Alabama, Anchorage, Auburn, Baltimore, Delaware, Dirty TV, Drake, Dublin, Hamptons, Ibiza, Indiana, Iowa, j3, Jackson, The Citadel, West Point 10

It’s like training to train a group of kids with downs.- nik

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Ending Of Se7en Done By Stuffed Animals

March 30, 2009 Air Force, Alabama, Auburn, Baltimore, Clemson, Delaware, Drake, Hamptons, Ibiza, Indiana, Iowa, j3, Jackson 0

Gweneth Paltrow looks even more like a Shim than I remembered.- nik

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Louisville Chugger

March 26, 2009 Air Force, Alabama, Anchorage, Auburn, Baltimore, BYU, Central Michigan, Clemson, Delaware, Drake, Dublin, Ibiza, Iowa, Jackson 2

Would it be a bad idea if we played this in the DIRTY office on Fridays?- nik

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